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How many times do I have to repeat myself? DO NOT talk to me until I'VE HAD MY FUCKING COFFEE!!!

>> No.10979791

>>10979776
Huh?

>> No.10979793

>>10979776
But I saw you have it yesterday.

>> No.10979800

>>10979776
*sips green mint tea*
So hows it going?

>> No.10979808
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10979808

>enslave yourself to chemicals to better tool for your wagecuck masters
Do ameriflyovers really do this?

>> No.10979916

>>10979808
People need money, people need to make work easier

>> No.10980051

>>10979776
Then get to your safe space mong.

>> No.10980087

>>10979776
Bleeding from your orifices is not normal anon. Coffee is the last thing you need and I hope you get help.

>> No.10980173

So this is why they say coffee is the most widespread drug

>> No.10980174

The people who draw these pictures are probably very weird people

>> No.10980187

My local gas station has started selling inhaleable caffeine. Should I try it?

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>>10980187
only if you dose it right, lest you actually fucking die

>> No.10980212

>>10980187
You probably shouldn't, but I'm no medical professional. Try it for science, report back to us.

>> No.10980319

>>10980212
Alright, I'll post again in a few hours with the thing in hand

>> No.10980354
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10980354

>>10980187
So are we all OK with the fact that you can legally take caffeine as if it were cocaine?

>> No.10981077
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Ok here it is. No worries guys, just gonna inhale some health

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10981080

Honestly no idea how much caffeine is in a cup of coffee for comparison

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10981091

Very slick

>> No.10981094

Terrible. It's like one of those fake cigarettes they use in plays

>> No.10981099

>>10981080
What is mcg? micro gramm?

>> No.10981101

>>10981091
do you think its a bad idea for them to put over 6g of caffeine in a single vape?

>> No.10981103

>>10981101
I struggle to believe anyone could go through this whole thing in a day. It's fucking terrible, I'm stalling at five breaths

>> No.10981104

>>10981099
just noticed it's mcg so it would be 6 mg of caffeine in the entire thing
a cup of coffee has about 80mg

>> No.10981108

>>10981104
What a fucking waste of ten bucks

>> No.10981114

>>10981108
if you actually want cheap caffeine Walmart sells 100 packs of 200mg tablets for $4
or you can get addicted to energy drinks like me

>> No.10981117

>>10980196
wouldn't want that to happen haha

>> No.10981119

>>10981114
I'm really a huge fan of coffee, I just thought this sounded intriguing. As usual, I was wrong

>> No.10981141

dont worry it was still interesting to see at lesst

>> No.10981809

>>10980196
Does somebody have the one where he pours it all down
and then theres another picture you post where its hitting another frog

>> No.10982247

>>10980354
>snorting caffeine somehow makes it bad
Don't know much about drugs do you?

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>> No.10982275

DO NOT I repeat DO NOT talk to me until I've had my motherfucking BEPSI

>> No.10982291

Are you?
Are you trying to talk to me before my morning cuppa joe?

Oh, no no no. No.
Don't talk to me. Until. I. Get. My. Coffee.

I am not to be communicated with until I have my coffee. Leave me.

*siiiiiiiiiips*

Ok, you may now speak.

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10982300

ESKETITTT AY AY ME FINNA DAB ON YOU YUH IF YOU AINT TALK TO ME FOR REAL BEFORE I TAKE MY SIPS

>> No.10982361

>>10982266
>>10982268
>>10982270
>>10982271
good post

>> No.10982362

>>10979776
There was a kid in high school that hadnd drank coffee and didn’t getny of the references.
He thought Heath Montonwas a chac them dmae frthe muicvideo. Fuck I hateglthay id.

>> No.10982373

>>10979776
Why not drink your coffee at home before you leave the house, then?

Caffiene stays in your system like 4 hours. Be a normal human and drink a cup at home then drink a second cup at work/outside; why is this hard?

>but it's not as good as muh starbucks/local shithole

It's not supposed to be good, it's a drug you are taking to cope with the unnatural horror that is your life. Take your fucking medicine you aren't 12

>> No.10982377

>>10979808
I want to point out Italians invented espresso purely because a business owner thought his employee's were taking coffee breaks that were too long so the nigger literally invented a machine to force his workers to drink coffee made in minutes

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>>10982362
What are you going on about?

>> No.10982393

>>10981080
>>10981099
>>10981104
>>10981108
I had to do the math and yeah, 160 mcg is pathetically small.

One serving is 10 breaths, with 160 mcg per serving, or .16 mg. A cup of coffee has 80-90 mg of caffeine. You would need to take 500 servings to hit 80 mg.

There are 40 servings per inhaler. You need over a dozen of those things to match a single cup of coffee.

It's clearly meant to be a micro-doser for real addicts or people trying to stick something in their mouth aside from a cig.

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>>10979808
yes

>> No.10982676

>>10982385
You shut your mouth hole
>>10982669
You shut your mouth face

I have NOT had my coffee yet!!! Capeeshee???

>> No.10982872

>>10982266
>>10982268
>>10982270
You aight, kid.

>> No.10983115

>>10979808
sadly yes

>> No.10983301

>>10982393
What's even the point? Surely a dose that small wouldn't even stave off the withdrawal symptoms. Literally just a shitty vape pen

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*sluuurrp*
You can speak now.

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10983393

Don't talk to me before i've had my morning /sips/

>> No.10983397

>>10983393
I don't like this new meme lads