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10973582 No.10973582 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to America in two months, what food should I bring to throw at people? What do Americans enjoy?

>> No.10973583

throw tots
get shot

>> No.10973590
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>>10973582
>What do Americans enjoy?

America's favorite pastimes: Looting, shooting each other, hating everyone more successful than you, & being a 'victim' for sympathy or free shit.

>> No.10973705

a bullet

>> No.10973716

>>10973590
*nigger's

>> No.10973723

Scrimps

>> No.10973747

What if i go to America and forget to tip?

>> No.10973756

>>10973590
>hating everyone more successful than you

This seems to be the new liberal dogma. "He's more successful than I am, so he must be privileged and therefore must be destroyed"

>> No.10973775

>>10973756
they could try. and die.
they're always barking about it anyways. little cowards.

>> No.10973798

>>10973756
>>10973775
Too bad liberals are surrounded entirely by guns pointed at their cities. Shame what would happen if a civil war were to go hot.

>> No.10973922

>>10973582
We're literally called burgers, what do you think dumbass?

>> No.10973925

>>10973582
Oreos and rocks.

>> No.10974020

Hamburgers, Gun Magazines, Heavily Processed Shit, and Victim Cards. Hell yeah.

>> No.10974036

>>10973723
yep American here, we love shrimp and I honestly don't think the average person would even be offended if you threw a nice fried shrimp at them

>> No.10974096

>>10973747
If they get angry just start to clap, this will give you enough time to escape because they will have both hands occupied when they start to clap in response.
Most of the time you can get far enough away before they get to their guns.

>> No.10974177

>>10973582
Bring your handmade sling, savage like yogurt covered pretzel attack

>> No.10974291

>>10973582
Only problem is where are you at, we are a melting pot my lad. I think you could get away with fried chicken most places. Some form of fried chicken is on damn near every menu here. Be is cutlet, wings, or southern style.

>> No.10974306

>>10974036
Unless it was fresh out of the fryer.

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>>10973582
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