Food Red pills that this board won't eat

[Anonymous No.10973538]

>Trans fats are a fake substance invented by snack and fast food conglomerates around 2003 simply so they could claim there is no trans fats in their product, which is, of course, true, since it is a nonexistent invention. They came up with this idea right around the health food craze back then. Anyone who doesn't remember this is simply a young fellow who probably thinks sudokus were "always" in the paper next to the crossword.

>tea should be stored in the fridge

[Anonymous No.10973548]

shut up, asuka

[Anonymous No.10973807]

>>10973538
Is this a new meme? Hurr durr, we already know everything, nobody can discover anything.
>Smart phones are a fake technology invented by technology and electronic conglomerates around 2009 simply so they could claim that their competitor's phones are dumb, which is, of course, true, since it's a non-existant invention.

[Anonymous No.10973938]

>>10973807
>>10973538
People have known about trans fats (chemically) for ages

[Anonymous No.10973974]

>>10973538
Based
>>10973807
>>10973938
Cringr

[Anonymous No.10973991]

>>10973538
>a fake substance
A trans fat is a hydrogenated oil. They hydrogenate oils to make them solid at room temperature and to keep them from going rancid. It changes the chemical composition of the oil. It's certainly a synthesized substance and was certainly created by snack/fast food companies.

[Anonymous No.10974001]

>>10973538
look at me, taking this bait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

[Anonymous No.10974429]

>>10973938
I know 2003 to present seems like forever, but there was a time before then.

[Anonymous No.10974481]

>>10973538
>>10974429
"From the Wikipedia article on trans fats:
As early as 1956 there were suggestions in the scientific literature that trans fats could be a cause of the large increase in coronary artery disease"

[Anonymous No.10974489]

>>10974481
>wikipedia

[Anonymous No.10975986]

Honestly kill yourself OP

[Anonymous No.10976023]

>>10975986
the truth is hard for some to hear

[Anonymous No.10977034]

>No woman is going to overlook your shitty personality and mantits physique only because you can tasty food to bribe them with
>No man is going to overlook your shitty personality and landwhale physique only because you can make tasty food to bribe them with
>People who hate on beer snobs so much that they call out anyone who drinks anthing but Bud Light are even worse than beer snobs who call out people for drinking a Bud Light
>The amount of testosterone you can acquire from dietary changes will have no impact on whatever (I'm assuming self-diagnosed and actually completely innacurate but nonetheless an excuse for your problems) deficit you have; sorry, you're going to have to have to FUCKING EXCERCISE
>Frying your tendies in soybean oil also won't magically turn you into a "voluptuous fertility goddess" either, princess
>Cheap "shitty" flavor-packed cuts of beef braised low and slow until spoon tender are much better in my opinion than steak
>Pork is generally better than beef anyways
>Any sense of social standing being attached to food is pure unadulterated cancer, it's all about it being tasty or not; calling anything "poor people food" does not make you high class, it makes you a humongous faggot and I will silently never invite you over to dinner again, Charlene, all I did was mention I like polenta and you look at me like I'm an Italian leper; the absolute worst case of this is offal with "it's peasant scraps because it's not as tasty because it's always been peasant scraps" circular reasoning
>People who says you shouldn't be allowed to eat meat unless you could kill the animal yourself are edgy autists, t. bred and butchered hundreds of rabbits in my backyard with a sharp knife and a big stick
>You will absolutely never ever be able to replicate that one thing your mom/grandma used to make because the secret ingredient was the sense of love and comfort transmitted by her nourishing you; enjoy the memories, make sure to spend time with them if you still can

[Anonymous No.10977069]

>there is actually nothing wrong with eating soy, phytoestrogen is no more dangerous than actual estrogen in milk
>as a single person working a full-time job cooking isn't actually worth it if you hate doing it
>no one in real life cares how you eat your steak

[Anonymous No.10977088]

Imagine being as autistic as OP.

Just try to imagine it.

[Anonymous No.10977123]

>>10974481
>source: ax foods research division

[Anonymous No.10977136]

>>10973538
I literally remember buying a Paula Dean branded ooey gooey butter cake that had 1g of trans fat listed in the nutritional facts.