/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10972859]

Can we get a food disaster thread? Post stories. Here is one that will always stick with me.
>be me, 22 at the time
>was just beginning to get interested in cooking as a hobby
>brother bought two dry aged ribeyes for my girlfriend and i for my birthday
>very nice ribeyes from one of those online ordering places (rattlesnake is the name of company if curious)
>on day i was going to cook them, take steaks out and go to the bar to play a few games of pool
>let gf know that i will make steaks upon return
>get back around 7 to the smell of something cooking
>gfs little brother is there
>he is 16 year old who loves food network and the like, and thinks he is a chef
>he excitedly shows me what he made with my steaks
>steak is cut up into little dried out cubes with rice and some weird "japanese" sauce he made
>steak appears to be almost inedible
>tell him it looks good, immediately go back to bar to drink
>come back to him eating chips, getting shit all over my playstation controller
>gf bitches about me not eating his food
>wonder why i was chosen for this fate
>thank god i had a buzz

I still don't really care for the guy.

[Anonymous No.10972869]

>be me
Who else would you be?
Get a sage

[Anonymous No.10972875]

>>10972869
i thought this was basic greentexting etiquette when telling a story.

[Anonymous No.10972930]

>>10972859
You are so chill OP.

[Anonymous No.10972933]

>>10972859
I would hate this shit who just cooks something they didnt buy when i lived with my parents and he bought shit like steaks or something cause he was atkins diet id ask him if he bought them for something or if i could cook one up before ever touch somethibg as sacred as another mans meat.

[Anonymous No.10972979]

>>10972933
>>10972859

>new meat in the fridge
>hey man should we put any of this in the freezer
>"No I'm gonna cook it."
>k
>three days later
>check the meat
>expires tomorrow
>hey man do you mind if I make this hamburger for us
>"No I have a plan for it, also don't touch my onions, I have this chili recipe I got from my yadda yadda"
>k
>three days later
>find package of grey meat in the garbage

every week with this motherfucker

[Anonymous No.10973005]

>>10972859
>be Valentine's day 3 years ago
>decide to make beef Wellington for my ex and her family
She was extremely family oriented and insisted on doing a big dinner with her mom dad brother and brothers gf
>buy an entire beef loin, parma ham, english mustard the works
>executed this fucking Wellington to perfection
>puff pastry was golden and crisp
>meat was a perfect medium rare
>mom looks at center cut and insists it's raw
>throws her piece into a frying pan and cooks it to shit
>her dad had to work so wasn't even there
>her brother's gf was some Brazilian that didn't want to eat the meat without rice so chose not to eat
My gf and her brother really liked it though and I had it and it was indeed amazing but her mom was a hardcore bitch to me all the time and I'm sure she did that in spite. Fuck you Digna!

[Anonymous No.10973013]

>>10972875
It is, that anon is either new or retarded.

[Anonymous No.10973039]

>>10972930
I am, but this was a time when I had to consciously try to be. I could literally feel blood rushing to my face, and knew I had to get the fuck out of there and have some drinks. All in all if my my memory serves, I had a decent burger at a bar that I really miss.
Also.. keep the stories coming. I love them.

[Anonymous No.10973052]

>>10973005
OP again. You truly gave me a hearty chuckle. Fucking families, man.

[Anonymous No.10973054]

>>10973013
How new are you? Only redditors start greentext with Le be me

[Anonymous No.10973086]

>>10973054
i have greentexts older than you that start with le be me

[Anonymous No.10973092]

>>10973086
Sure post them :)

[Anonymous No.10973096]

>>10973086

I miss those days, time to die

[Anonymous No.10973147]

>>10973054
I remember seeing that shit years ago, sans the French. It's still oft-used.

As far as the thread's subject manner, these occurrences are frequent for me. Wife is a little ditzy but means well, and any time she tries to help me cook it's usually some kind of slightly endearing frustration, whether it be last night's incident where I needed chicken breast and she starts with thighs, which I didn't notice until it was too late. Other things include trying to cook bratwurst and assuming you just leave it in the pan until ready, even though the packaging itself clearly states a two-stage process.

TL;DR not quite disaster but regular "are you fucking actual" moment.

[Anonymous No.10973210]

>>10973147
These things happen to me all the time. It seems now that cooking is becoming more of a skill rather than something a housewife does, women can no longer do it competently. The average woman has given up on nearly all marketable skills and have chosen lives of waiting to be fucked by their spouse. At least my gf still does laundry, but that is almost all she is good for. I call it single mother syndrome. I’m not trying to derail my thread with things that everyone already knows, but I have had some drinks. Also... thanks for putting the new people who know little about 4chan culture in their place.

[Anonymous No.10973222]

>>10973054
Stupid newfags have been tricked into believing that to out themselves, nobody actually cares.

[Anonymous No.10973681]

For the Argentina-France match we gathered with some friends in my friend's uncle's house to watch the match. Ok so
>we had bought some meat and guts to throw to the grill
>we argies usually grill in pic related
>uncle wasn't home so we were all by ourselves
>I take care of the roast
>we usually just lit the charcoal on the grill itself or just on the bricks
>uncle had a DIY brazier so we used that
>"why is the coal making so much smoke and sparks?"
>figure it's just shitty coal
>start grilling, so far so good
>grab a couple of beers and talk, completely forget about the asado
>okay time to flip the meat and add more
>"w-wait where's all the coal?"
>we had forgotten to take it out the brazier so it completely consumed into ashes
>we improvised a contraption, in the form of a metal sheet, to prevent the heat from escaping
>start praying so the leftover heat is enough to fully cook the meat
>it wasn't
>end up eating very rare and cold meat
>Argentina lost

[Anonymous No.10973750]

>>10972869
>Who else would you be?
skinwalkers

[Anonymous No.10973794]

>be line cook at a diner
>Always the one tasked to make the various soup because everyone else there was useless
>Have a bunch of Octoberfest sausage that's nearing the end of it's life
>Find a bunch of old sauerkraut that we don't use for anything
>Get a weird old german recipe for sausage and sauerkraut soup
>Used to much fat in my mirepoix
>between the sausage and the stock shit is super salty
>Stinks like rotten cabbage
>Decide fuck it I've made 5 litres of this shit not gonna waste it
>On the board and being served to customers for a week.
>Frequent complaints and people returning it
>Only two people end up saying anything positive about it. A chubby woman from the Czech republic and a tattooed white trash neo Nazi girl.

I ended up throwing 99% of it out after the week I tried to serve it.

[Anonymous No.10973806]

>>10973681
Had similar incidents with meat, it's disappointing af. Good on you for at least trying to salvage it though, did you get sick or anything?

[Anonymous No.10974195]

>>10973054

Why do you care?

[Anonymous No.10974204]

>>10973750
I wouldn't worry about that if I were you

[Anonymous No.10974613]

>>10972875
>etiquette
go back

[Anonymous No.10974623]

>>10972859
where can I get a steak that looks like this?
all the steaks at my local supermarket have terrible marbling.

[Anonymous No.10974651]

>>10974623
>supermarket

Maybe try an actual butcher?

[Anonymous No.10974771]

>>10972869
this is in 50% of green texts you stupid fucking summerfag and i'm going well back, years before roody poos.
>sage
you must be fucking new.
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU SPIC SLAG AND BAN THIS CUNT FOR ANNOUNCING SAGE.

[Anonymous No.10975241]

>>10974771
Dude, you mad, lol! Hit a spliff and chill, shit's legal now, ok?

[Anonymous No.10975389]

>>10974623
dude, hard to find if you don't have an actual butcher or friends in the restaurant business.

prime is gonna cost you $17/lb+ (sometimes +++)

[Anonymous No.10975576]

My fish head exploded while simmering in broth and splattered the ceiling. Cleaning up was a bitch, but also made me thankful because it forced me to clean my kitchen which I had not cleaned in a couple of years and I noticed how fucking it was aside from the fish head debris. Thank you exploding fish head!

[Anonymous No.10975590]

>>10973054
I agree with you anon, been here 11 years and it's easy to tell how long people have been here. At least OP didn't title his thread.

[Anonymous No.10975596]

>>10974771
No its not, that shit started in 2013 or something after reddit invaded, stop talking about shit you don't know shit about
>muh rules
The announcing report and sage rules are also new, and nobody but redditors care about them, embarrassing post.

[Anonymous No.10975701]

>>10972859

You sound like a little cuck. I bet your gf's little brother fucks her better than you as well.
Also kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10975704]

>le be le me
>le make rage comics
>steak!
>LULZ profit!
Ok this is based

[Anonymous No.10975805]

>>10972875
>greentexting etiquette
Thanks I needed a laugh

[Anonymous No.10975824]

Once I bought dry aged steak, but I didn't know you had to cut off the rind. It tasted weird.

[Anonymous No.10975844]

>>10972859
>be me, be 16
>first time working as minimum wave slave
>working with another guy whose also kinda new
>he's on the fry station and I am on the grill station
>he some how overcrank the fryer because he wants to get started quick
>fryer caught on fire
>guy panics, grabs a bucket of MOP water and dumps it into the fryer trying to stop to fire
>paramedics and firemen were called
>the guy gets severe 2nd and 3rd degree burns
>place had to shut down for more than a month because of fire damage

moral of the story? water and oil don't mix.

[Anonymous No.10975851]

>>10975844
Lol what a retard.

[Anonymous No.10975916]

>>10975824
the rind is edible, when I worked in a kitchen, we had our own butcher, he would take some of the trimmed rind, grind it up and give it to the chef to make an awesome bolognese sauce for family meal.

[Anonymous No.10975932]

>>10973794

[Anonymous No.10975964]

>>10972859
Who are you quoting though?

[Anonymous No.10976133]

>>10975844
What do you mean overcrank? The ones at the place I used to work at were gas heated with a thermostat. Just push the button and go.

[Anonymous No.10976205]

>>10975704
Worked into a seething shoot

[Anonymous No.10976213]

>>10976205
Owned epic style indeed

[Anonymous No.10976230]

>>10976213
Please have sex.

[Anonymous No.10976627]

>>10974613
wtf?

[Anonymous No.10976634]

>>10972875
No it isn't. Fuck off back to whatever site you came from.

[Anonymous No.10976766]

>>10974195
Redditors should fuck right off, be me is an old 4chan thing though.

[Anonymous No.10976794]

>>10973794
>mirepoix
>fat
what

[Anonymous No.10976796]

>>10972859
This is a story about you being a doormat of a person, nothing about cooking

[Anonymous No.10978280]

>>10973806
No we didn't get sick. It was just barely cooked and it seared properly so.

[Anonymous No.10978306]

[Anonymous No.10978316]

>>10978306
"Im wearing my cleats"
I laugh every fucking time, it never gets old.

[Anonymous No.10978331]

>>10973054
I wouldn't even know about this site if it wasn't for r/greentext, you should be grateful to reddit that I contribute to this shithole.

[Anonymous No.10978335]

>>10972979
My aunt spends hundreds at Costco every week, stuffs it in the fridge.

>she eats out at restaurants every night

Throws all the food away, 99.9 unopened, then goes to Costco...

[Anonymous No.10978402]

>>10972933
COULD YOU PLEASE USE PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE? Your run on sentence was like nails on a chalkboard. You aren't 5 years old.

[Anonymous No.10978413]

>>10978335
I wish I had that much money to waste.

[Anonymous No.10978514]

>>10976794
Not that guy but you don't sautee your mirepoix in butter?

[Anonymous No.10978551]

>>10973005
She may not have liked you, but you got to cum in her daughters mouth so who's the real winner.

[Anonymous No.10978626]

>>10973005
puff pastry indeed you fucking heathen

[Anonymous No.10978642]

>>10973054
some used to do it as a joke and some out of genuine stupidity, and then newfags saw that and started doing it because they thought you were supposed to

[Anonymous No.10978686]

>>10978331
>be grateful I'm ruining your community
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10978789]

>>10978686
Aw bby, you don't have to worry. I'm improving this board.

PS tell me to fuck off if you love Reddit

[Anonymous No.10978796]

>>10978789
Fuck off reddit

[Anonymous No.10978806]

>>10978796
We love you too. Gonna screenshot this and post it on there.

[Anonymous No.10978850]

>>10972875

[Anonymous No.10979105]

>>10973794
If a sauce or soup is to salty throw some raw potatoes in and boil it til they are cooked and remove

[Anonymous No.10979382]

Bump

[Anonymous No.10979521]

Bump

[Anonymous No.10979560]

>No snacks in house and hungry
>Decide to make cookies
>Nothing is labeled where the flour and sugar and all that is
>I don't know what's what and no one who is home can tell me
>Pick out something that looks and feels like flour
>Bake cookies
>Look in oven after a while and cookies are a giant mushy puddle in tray
>Take them out and they smell like shit and are crusted together
>I used powder sugar and not flour
>Took a nap

[Anonymous No.10979755]

>>10979560
Did your step dad get mad?

[Anonymous No.10979857]

>>10978402
Nah bro beacause im over 13 and have basic reading comprehension so i dont need pleb tools like punctuation and shit to read people like you think you are so smart since you do things like this then conplain that you cant read a run on sentence.

[Anonymous No.10979858]

>>10979382
fag

>>10979521
fag

[Anonymous No.10979947]

>>10979858
bump

[Anonymous No.10979983]

>>10979947
Bump

t. Phoneposter and redditor

[Anonymous No.10980119]

>>10979105
That doesn't help at all. The potatoes just absorb the liquid, not the salt specifically.

[Anonymous No.10980150]

>>10972869
look who's talking

[Anonymous No.10980179]

>>10979560
Why didn't you just taste it before you did all that shit?

[Anonymous No.10980191]

>>10972859

I don't have my own personal cooking disaster story but I do have one a coworker told me although for him it wasn't a disaster.

So he was telling me about a steak he had cooked the night before. He started off stating he put it in the oven to which I responded, "oh so you did a nice pan sear on it and slipped it in the oven to finish?". That wasn't the case however given the baffled look on his face. He proceeded to tell me that he didn't use a pan, hell he didn't even have an oven safe pan to begin with, and instead had placed three steaks on a cookie sheet. From there he explained in graphic detail how he doused the steaks in some unmentionable name brand season salt blend and left those poor things in the oven at 400F for 40 minutes. Out of morbid curiosity I asked him what they looked like when they were done and he said they were a perfect grayish brown and as he put it "cooked to perfection".

After that we spent an hour surveying other coworkers to see how they cooked their steak and to my own horror I found out a good percent of them liked it "well done" with only one or two people stating "medium well" "medium" or in the one rare instance "medium rare". It seemed they all had a fear of getting food poisoning and detested the sight of blood on their plates so cooking steak regardless of the cut to an inedible gray was the only way to go.

Right now I'm working to convince him to at least tone it down to "medium well" and at worse I'm going to drag him to a steak house even if I have to pay to force feed him anything below "well done".

Best thing out of all of this is that it lit a fire under my ass to start cooking steak more.

[Anonymous No.10980208]

>>10980191
>Right now I'm working to convince him to at least tone it down to "medium well" and at worse I'm going to drag him to a steak house even if I have to pay to force feed him anything below "well done".
Why the fuck do you care so much about how your coworker eats their steak? Sure they're a pleb, but it doesn't have any affect on you.

[Anonymous No.10980216]

>>10980208

Because he's ruining his food and I'm just trying to help him to stop wasting his money.

[Anonymous No.10980221]

Blame this nigger >>10972869 for derailing the whole fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.10980222]

>>10980216
Do you check to make sure he's wiping his ass the right way too? Christ, what an insufferable faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.10980229]

>>10973005
Med-rare is too undone. Should have gone with medium or med-well.

[Anonymous No.10980232]

>>10980222

No, but if some fuck decides to tell me how he cooked his dinner last night and it involves him telling me that he baked it at 400F for 40 minutes until it was a gray lump I'm going to tell him he's a fucking idiot. The only insufferable faggot is you developing hemorrhoids over this by proxy. Seriously go get yourself a drink and relax before you start bleeding from your anus.

[Anonymous No.10980241]

>>10980232
Telling him he's an idiot one time is one thing. You're turning it into a project to fix his opinions to fit with what you want them to be, which is fucking absurd. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10980260]

>>10980241

I'm trying to help him better himself. I've helped him in other ways to improve his ways across an assortment of subjects. He's actually willing as of the last time I spoke to at least try a steak medium well. I'm not trying to make him go full rare just to stop ruining his steaks by cooking them well done in a fucking oven.

[Anonymous No.10980266]

>>10980260
>I'm trying to help him better himself
Are you his therapist or his mommy? Is he paying you for this help, or are you offering it for free?

[Anonymous No.10980291]

>>10980266

I'm your daddy but I'm his friend. The guy couldn't cook at all a year ago and he's making headway it's just I can't let him continue his steak ruining ways.

[Anonymous No.10980296]

>>10980291
I sure am glad I don't have any "friends" like you.

[Anonymous No.10980304]

>>10978331
Eat shit and die queer

[Anonymous No.10980307]

>>10980296

Well maybe I can have my friend get in contact with you so the two of you can have an oven steak dinner date at his apartment.

[Anonymous No.10980311]

>>10980304
*snap*

[Anonymous No.10980315]

>>10974204
t. skinwalker

[Anonymous No.10980329]

>>10978335
That's what I do with porn. I download everything that looks even remotely interesting while I'm fapping. When I finish I close like 100 tabs of thinks that I hadn't gotten around to downloading. Then about every month my hard drive fills up and I delete 99% of the downloads.

[Anonymous No.10980345]

>>10980329

I have the same problem but I compound it by purchasing more HDDs so I don't have to delete as often...

[Anonymous No.10980410]

>>10980291
You act like he is a steak worth $50 a pound. He's probably getting $5/lb sirloins from Walmart. You're acting like all steak is sacred. It's not. It's cheap as fuck and to pretend it's some high-caliber cuisine means you'd have to be a literal baby boomer.

[Anonymous No.10980414]

>>10980345
I do have a few external drives but I just fill them up, put them in a drawer, and ignore them. I never even look at anything I put on them because it's too much trouble to plug them in.

[Anonymous No.10980420]

>>10980410

It's not an excuse to cook steak until it's an inedible gray mass. If you enjoy your steak well done you should be dragged out in the street and beaten.

[Anonymous No.10980421]

>>10980414
Just mount them in your computer, or put them in a RAID array that you can access more easily. Not much point in getting extra storage if you're never going to access what you stored.

[Anonymous No.10980422]

>Be a 5 year old kid
>Loved those microwaved hamburgers cause I was poor
>My mom always mad them for me
>Mom and Dad go out on date night
>Cousin is watching us
>Decide I want me a fuckin' burger
>Put it in the microwave but have no idea what I'm doing
>See the numbers on the microwave
>Then my dumb baby brain tells my eyes to look at the bar code
>"Hmm, I guess I have to input these numbers." My dumb fucking brain thought
>Enter in like 5 digits until it doesn't go any farther
>Hit start
>Go back to the living room and play on my Sega Genesis
>Like an hour later my cousin comes in and tells me to follow him
>Shows me what used to be the burger
>"Next time if you want something, let me know, unless you were aiming to make coal. Then you did a good job."

[Anonymous No.10980427]

>>10980420
Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.10980452]

>>10980422
ok, now THIS is epic

[Anonymous No.10980576]

>>10980420
You're a shit cook and everyone you know is a shit cook if you think well done = burnt/inedible.

[Anonymous No.10980789]

>>10980576

Hey guys I found another person who doesn't know how to cook but thinks it's ok to ruin food!

[Anonymous No.10980883]

>>10980789
See >>10980410
Steak isn't special but you certainly are.

[Anonymous No.10980904]

>>10980883

I'm surrounded bit idiots who can't cook. Oh wait I'm on 4chan and posting in the /ck/ board what was I ever thinking that I was even remotely near anyone who knew what the hell they were talking about. You guys shit on Reddit but at least they're functioning adults unlike the vast majority of you half baked faggots.

[Anonymous No.10980922]

>made a sandwich with siracha, pepperjack cheese, and tabasco
>doused too much on it
>put it in the panini press
>the odor and smell made me and my fiance have a coughing fit and we had to open the windows

[Anonymous No.10980926]

>>10972859
>gf bitches about me not eating his food
Why is every man with a girlfriend a pussy? The fact that you let her and him walk all over you to stick your dick in a used up wet hole is a joke.

[Anonymous No.10980933]

>>10980904
>guys this guy won't cook steaks the way I think he should
>shut up retard
>muh Reddit
Jesus Christ, kid. Fucking leave this board since you obviously have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.10980945]

>>10980933

Says a guy who probably defends people who cook their steaks to gray inedible "well done" state. Go neck yourself steakpai.

[Anonymous No.10980947]

>>10975844
Why the fuck is there no class K fire extinguisher and why haven't they taught you fucks any safety? I work in IT and even I know what fire extinguisher to use

[Anonymous No.10980956]

>>10980422

Faggots and their well done burgers.

[Anonymous No.10980958]

>>10980945
No one is defending well-done steaks. We're calling you a faggot for trying to impose your will on some guy who doesn't like steaks the way you think he should. Now please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10980961]

>>10980945
I will defend his way of making his own steak for himself because he fucking enjoys it and you shitting on him for it is only going to reinforce his own taste and think you're a huge asshole (you are).

[Anonymous No.10981021]

>>10980961

Than you defend a brother who does not know how to cook and for that I mock you for the pleb cook that you are. May all your food be bland and tasteless you irredeemable degenerate.

[Anonymous No.10981025]

>>10981021
*snap*

[Anonymous No.10981033]

>>10981025
*sound of well done steak being cut*

[Anonymous No.10981197]

>be my brother's birthday
>he decides to make some grilled pork chops in honey and mint (had this period when he put mint on everything)
>has this idea that hes a great cheaf and knows what's hes doing, because he works at a restaurant as a barman (idk how he got to that conclusion)
>marinates the meat overnight
>next day he grills them with some veggies and mushrooms
>so far so good
>sit at table with family
>pork has the taste of honey and nothing else
>basically was eating honey with the texture of meat
>ask him how much did he put
>about half a jar
>time for desert
>bring cheesecake he made
>salty as fuck

[Anonymous No.10981246]

>>10980452
>Le dumb based s o i frog epic Reddit phone poster
You are infinitely more of a faggot than somebody who actually contributed to the thread

[Anonymous No.10981261]

>>10981246
You just did the same thing, dumb hypocrite fuck.

[Anonymous No.10981304]

>>10981261
Except I've already posted a story you retard

[Anonymous No.10981340]

>>10972875
yeah, but only idiots say "be me" in a green text story. and since u see it a lot, it means there's a lot of idiots
and this shit has been going on since the beginning of green texting on 4chan
how do u feel? being an idiot, i mean. does it feel good?

[Anonymous No.10981353]

I put too much cumin in a recipe once and it tasted like my mouth was bleeding.

[Anonymous No.10981424]

>>10979560
I have a trick that my daddy taught me over here in Flyoverville Iowa that'll help ya tell whether it's sugar or flour. All you'll need is a lighter.

First you wanna put a pinch of the myster powder on the tip of your dick. Second you wanna get that lighter and put a light to the small pile on yer little soldier's head. If it just turns dark brown, it's flour, if it melts into a scalding puddle of sticky fire, it's sugar.

Hope this helps friend.

[Anonymous No.10981547]

I saw a buddy microwave a couple two inch ribeye steaks for twenty minutes and proceed to pat himself on the back for the rest of the day. Talking about how good they were. No salt no pepper.

[Anonymous No.10982410]

>>10972933
This, fucking hell.

Who goes and uses other peoples ingredients without permission, let alone gifts? Even when I was living with my parents, I was working with what was offered/I asked about what they would like when it was my night to cook for all of us

[Anonymous No.10982418]

>>10972979
Yeah man the joys of having retarded housemates

[Anonymous No.10982509]

>>10973794
>everyone else there was useless
>makes inedible soup
Granted it was made with misc leftover stuff

[Anonymous No.10982686]

>>10981304
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU

[Anonymous No.10982693]

>>10981340
'Be me' started in 2012 at the very earliest

[Anonymous No.10982903]

>>10981547
Should have asked for a taste. Microwave cooking is viable and he's obviously done it for a while. I can make pasta, ground beef, and rice in the microwave and it comes out just fine.

[Anonymous No.10982917]

>>10982903
You're the person who tries regular food and doesn't like it. Then when confronted about it, lie on the internet to others, instead of appreciating being anonymous and accepting you were wrong. Also you pick many arguments with people smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.10982968]

>>10982917
Well you sound like a presumptous pretendous asshole, so there's that

[Anonymous No.10983395]

>>10980452

[Anonymous No.10983467]

>>10978335
the epitome of yankhood. tell her to choke on an unopened pack of burgers or something