/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10970021]

What should I cook my dog for his birthday?

Pic related is same breed.

[Anonymous No.10970025]

Eggs mixed with a little rice some uncured bacon and then a big bone

[Anonymous No.10970031]

Chocolate coated onions with a bowl of grape juice.

[Anonymous No.10970040]

>>10970021
Gonna need a real photograph of your actual dog

[Anonymous No.10970042]

Buy a pack of hotdogs for $.99 and let him go to town. If you're feeling fancy buy him 2, or maybe 3, either way it will be a good day for him. Then go for a walk with him, remember dogs value human companionship over food.

[Anonymous No.10970048]

>>10970021
That seems a little cruel, but keep in mind dogmeat is a little on the stringy side.

[Anonymous No.10970052]

I bought mine a new food puzzle toy and gave him an extra walk because this
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[Anonymous No.10970054]

>>10970048
Did you reply to the wrong post?

[Anonymous No.10970066]

>>10970021
Get that fluffer some frosty paws ice cream. It’s it’s birthday.

[Anonymous No.10970108]

My apartment is a wreck because I just moved and he needs a haircut badly but here you go.

[Anonymous No.10970118]

>>10970108
Actual irl baneposter

[Anonymous No.10970129]

>>10970108

Jesus, I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.10970149]

>>10970118

Of course!

[Anonymous No.10970151]

>>10970129
Jack him off for his birthday so he won't hump all the bitches on the walk

[Anonymous No.10970343]

>>10970129
Mega cute pup!

[Anonymous No.10970364]

>>10970042
>feeding meat packed with salt

Dogs can't eliminate salt nearly as fast as human, and as result large quantity of salty food can be dangerous to their health.

[Anonymous No.10970405]

chunks of liverwurst

[Anonymous No.10970418]

>>10970364
Dude it's a dog, they will literally eat roadkill and their own shit. I don't think a pack of weenies is going to hurt anything

[Anonymous No.10970419]

>>10970343

Thanks, dude. He's been my unshakable buddy for the past 5 years. I'm going to to the store now to pick stuff up for him. Just thinking of keeping it simple and getting him a steak. Maybe sirloin cut into strips? I shouldn't add salt or pepper though, right?

[Anonymous No.10970493]

>>10970419
What about beef ribs? Are those safe for dogs? I know chicken bones are no good, they splinter and get lodged in their throats. If beef ribs are safe though, your dog will love cracking them open to get at the marrow. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.10970512]

>>10970021
Buy him a porterhouse and give it to him raw.

[Anonymous No.10970514]

>>10970418
t. the guy who's never had a dog live past age 8 but insists he's not doing anything wrong

[Anonymous No.10972491]

>>10970419
Sounds good. Don't listen to this anon >>10970512 cook it first

[Anonymous No.10972493]

>>10970031
Get fcked

[Anonymous No.10973079]

>>10970418
eating roadkill is better for dogs than hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.10973247]

>>10972491
You don't need to cook a steak for a dog. It's a hunter animal, even if it's domesticated. Do you think wolves and strays cook their dead bunnies? Faggot.

>>10970419
He'll love some raw meat, but yeah, no salt or pepper. No seasoning will be ideal for him. Based doggo by the way he seems like a 10/10 chap hbd dogger.

[Anonymous No.10973258]

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[Anonymous No.10973290]

Dogs will break your heart lads. I had to make a last meal for my pupper just a little while ago before putting him down due to bone cancer and I'm dying inside. Shit's hard.

[Anonymous No.10973297]

[Anonymous No.10973299]

>>10973258
Once my Aussie caught a coon and buried it in our manure pile. He left it for weeks then dug it up and ate it. Shit was fucked up and disgusting, but I guess he understood marinading. He always was a smart boy

[Anonymous No.10973333]

>cook my dog
Don’t cook your dog dude wtf it’s his birthday

[Anonymous No.10973459]

>>10973290
that's ruff

[Anonymous No.10974297]

>>10970129
heh doggy

[Anonymous No.10974325]

>>10973299
coons stink before they are even dead so leaving the niga to rot for a few weeks probably does good. AIDS dies without a living human host too. based doggo

[Anonymous No.10974333]

>>10970021
Post a pic of your real dog so I can dox him

[Anonymous No.10975827]

>>10970129
That's a good dog, OP.

[Anonymous No.10975858]

>>10970418
are you fucking retarded or do you not understand biology?

[Anonymous No.10975869]

>>10970021
make some ribs for your nibba

dogs love ribs, and then they have bones to chew

[Anonymous No.10976330]

>>10970493
All cooked bones are potentially dangerous for the same reason as chicken bones, but it really depends on the dog. Some dogs are fine eating chicken bones even. Not something you want to test and find out though.

[Anonymous No.10976352]

>>10970021
>dogs
>barks for no reason
>fucks up your upholstry
>steals food off the table
>runs away and almost gets hit by a car
>aggressive towards chiuldren and jumps on them
yeah, that's gonna be a yikes for me. so glad i gave it away

[Anonymous No.10976357]

Why are dog 'people' such mentally ill faggots every single time?
Literally picking up some beast shit for free, kissing it in its mouth, having more empathy towards it than family members, organizing birthday parties for them, photoshoots, etc

[Anonymous No.10976360]

>>10970031
based

[Anonymous No.10976368]

>>10970021
A ribeye with egg fried rice.

[Anonymous No.10976383]

>>10970031
Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.10976390]

>>10973247
Cooked meat tastes better, even to dogs.

[Anonymous No.10976526]

>>10976357
Dogs love you and are happy to see you even if you are a insufferable faggot. People like things that like them.

[Anonymous No.10976550]

Steak.

[Anonymous No.10976571]

if you feel the need to own a dog, you are already in the path to suicide. Kill yourself and the dog to end the misery

[Anonymous No.10976572]

I seared some steaks for my dogs last birthday, she was so confused though. Will probably do it again this year, or maybe chicken breast or rabbit

[Anonymous No.10976578]

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