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10964562 No.10964562 [Reply] [Original]

old one hit the bump limit

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>> No.10964596

Dear lord, that fucking frog neck.

>> No.10964629

love the elvis chops but still they're all going to die before 50

>> No.10964682

The sad part is that this probably isn't even the most revolting thing posted on /ck/

>> No.10964687
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they're fatter than jack but follow his method of just putting different packaged foods together in one dish

>> No.10964715

jesus christ someone delete this thread

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>> No.10964772

not sure, there were plenty of disgusting shits but this one is a premeditated terrorist attack toward cooking

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Not a webm, but still pretty good.

>> No.10964818

unironically based and kino

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>> No.10964891

This is Boogie's Epic meal time parody.

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>> No.10965539

why is it that i constantly have to worry about my health and watch people i admire die to diet related illnesses and yet boogie is still alive after consuming much worse?

>> No.10965549
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I feel sorry for Jack now, he can't use his right arm anymore and he can't change his diet at all. The fucking idiot has a stroke, his doctor tells him to eat a less horrible diet and decides to make a video review of pork rinds.

>> No.10965552

>That'll be 249.99
>Plus tip

>> No.10965727

I felt bad for him until I saw his keto muffin video. The one with "healthy" snacks made me fucking snap. He has a great opportunity to turn his channel and himself around, but he refuses to change. He should kill himself (or ask Tammy to do it, since he probably can't even blow his brains out without help).

>> No.10965816

If in the place you're in tipping is mandatory, chances are it's a really low class place

>> No.10965860

no boogie why

>> No.10965927

The leaves on the coaster look classy as fuck, I liked that. I'm gonna decorate my table like that now.

>> No.10965957

>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.10966109

>mmmmh taste like diet coke

>> No.10966139

Most of the time I really don't care what a person likes to do or be, but how fucking dare anyone get this monstrously fat. It makes me genuinely angry to see this kind of person. I don't even understand how it's possible. How was there never a point in this dude's life where he looked in a mirror and thought "I gotta make a change"?

>> No.10966172

do you think he's ever put that glass buttplug in his ass?

>> No.10966209

I believe he had a medical condition before his weight gain that makes it difficult to move his legs beyond basic movement like walking

>> No.10966235

Did that medical condition also force him to shovel pizza into his mouth 24/7 and forget what vegetables are?

>> No.10966243

lmao at his ‘healthy’ snacks
>sugar covers beef jerky
>sugar covered nuts
>sugar covered pork rinds
He’s going to die soon

>> No.10966585

All of that work only for him to light up the cigar with a regular fucken lighter

>> No.10966885

that's a good way to accidentally broil your ballsack

>> No.10967157

you cheeky fucker

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>> No.10967304

that bacon must taste pretty bad

>> No.10967307

fancy, but impractical as fuck

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>> No.10967333

good job anon

>> No.10967339

mmmm french fries with melted plastic dressing

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>> No.10967341
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prayer will cure him

>> No.10967361
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but how will he clasp his hands together in prayer when only one arm works? he is doomed

>> No.10967400

I really hope he’s gonna die soon....he is too dumb to realize how much he is fucked up. He will continue eating shit junkfood no matter how many strokes he had.

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maybe he could become catholic and drape some beads off it

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This thread is now a PRAYER FOR JACKS DEATH thread.

Every post is a prayer for Jack to die from now on, go go go

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>> No.10967503

Someone set this guy to the wrong aspect ratio.

>> No.10967514

Literally everyone has seen that one a million times. Also, you didn't watch that webm because it's the unedited version without the Jack clips.

>> No.10967537

I hope the next generation of boomers are built a little more bait resistant than this one.

>> No.10967593

It's like any addiction I suppose, a thousand "fuck it, this is the only joy I get, I'll stop tomorrow"s.

>> No.10967595

I knew that i had to grow a spine and lose weight when i had difficulty wiping my own fucking ass and i wasn't even near as fat as that guy... how the fuck do these go past that "phase" and move to the stick+sponge for their arsehole i never understand.

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1 post
1 prayer

>> No.10967667

Fat human garbage that look like they came from the 90's.
They're like children pretending to cook by simply putting everything together.

>> No.10967761
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>that snack video
>jack tucking his gimp arm into his apron pocket

Sad but I kek'd

>> No.10967768

>I can't even... why won't he turn his channel around??
no one wants to see him make a salad. he's in a bit of a double bind, since his channel will fail if he changes it and it's bad for him to eat the shit he makes/buys on his channels. it could be that when he says he only eats like shit on camera it's true, but he's been saying that for years and he's only gotten fatter and more strokey.

>> No.10967779


Wow! What a cool clip! I love seeing footage of street vendors in different countries. It's interesting how we all have different ways of making the same thing. Especially here, like it's just your normal egg sandwich. But the difference is the enclosure he's in. He's surrounded by all these eggs. Like how would he be able to enter and exit the booth? Hard to imagine he could do it and not break a single one of them!

>> No.10967811

how does he get out?

>> No.10967913

how do you even get that fat

>> No.10967919

Do Mexicans really eat this?

>> No.10967995

he does not/cannot leave until you eat all the eggs

>> No.10968029

I've had this (or a drink exactly like it at The Aviary in Chicago). It's only around $30 if memory serves me right.

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>> No.10968061

>Not even a match

>> No.10968068

based chippa generous chip giver

>> No.10968073


I hate fat people so much.

>> No.10968104

We feel don’t hate you, we feel sorry for you.

>> No.10968123
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>We feel don’t hate you

>> No.10968140

veeeerrry cool

>> No.10968149

why does he stick his tongue out like that to eat food?

he has a lot of disgusting habits but that one really bothers me

>> No.10968162

i can feel the dry bread on my throat already

>> No.10968168

i like his new habit of not moving his right arm

>> No.10968177

So glad their channel is dying, disgusting fucks.

>> No.10968191
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reminder that YOUR tax dollars go directly into this man's body mass

>> No.10968207

>rare burgers
I know that these are raw and typical ja/ck/ shit, but I asked for a burger medium rare at a restaurant once and it was absolute dogshit. Burgers should never be served even pink.

>> No.10968226

Jesus I legitimately thought that there was a fourth person in the room slightly off camera under the dog

>> No.10968263

The best part is that trump stated thats one of the only parts of obamacare that he wanted to keep which made his concern a total non-issue. People are so emotionally charged about politics and it only helps the politians out sadly.

>> No.10968270


They don't care about their channel. They've gone mainstream and they've got a TV show now.

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>> No.10968375

just have an omelette with hashbrowns you fucking double niggers no one has time for this bullshit even on sunday

>> No.10968456

he has to cook all the eggs bro

>> No.10968499

Well you can do this on sunday and then put it in the freezer but since it has cooked eggs and bacon in it its probably going to taste like shit after reheating.
So yeah, niggers

>> No.10968567

Do all American children look like that?

>> No.10968590

Human trash

>> No.10968744

I love the taste of compression artefacts in the morning.

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>> No.10968921

can't imagine ever getting this triggered by memes

>> No.10968951


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I'm not sure, could be his anatomy allows it, it's kinda painful for me to stick it out that far

>> No.10969021

get you a man who looks at you the way Ja/ck/ looks at a taco burger

>> No.10969108

Mexican Five Guys?

>> No.10969140

Funny pic but retarded in context. That was his Dewitos parody. He took a sip, gagged, then "dropped" it down the sink.

>> No.10969604

I hope not, it's not flared at the end. That whole thing would just shloop right up there and you wouldn't be able to get it out.

>> No.10969622

moving his hand towards his face is too strenuous, so he lets his tongue help out

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>> No.10969769

I feel a bit bad about it but this shit make me chuckle every time I che/ck/ the webm thread

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>watch webm
>read post
>nah lol I couldn't have missed it
>watch webm again

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>> No.10969984

They deserve whatever they get for their gluttony

>> No.10969991
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Harvey (((Morenstein))) has gotten everything he needs from the show.

>> No.10970032

How well does this function as a dildo?

>> No.10970039
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Not as good as you would think.

>> No.10970049

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little webm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the webm. The "surly" King of the egg fort guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING ANY EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.10970130

But what's the drink?

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>> No.10970233

You're right him being 400+ pounds for years is a parody

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>> No.10970290

>that little comic where the woman made of syrup sticks one up her butt.

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fucking hell

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You are actually cancer to this site. Consider fucking off to Reddit?

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>> No.10970538

Do paper bags not exist in his country?

>> No.10970552

Looks like half the people who post here.
We need to start shooting people that hit 300 lbs +
>should actually be 250 but I'll be lenient.

>> No.10970569

t, because im very close to that 250.
>tabs open for every fastfood thread

>> No.10970580
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>pay up, wagie :^) )

>> No.10970589

Oh you sweet Summer child.

>> No.10970609

>drains the bacon before flipping and finishing cooking
That's the worst part of the entire video besides the rest of it.

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>> No.10970623

Textbook example of presentation memes.
Both wasteful and stupid.
>Look ma! I zigzagged sauce all over the fucking counter and the sides of my sandwich!
Truly despicable.

>> No.10970636

>dog acts up in front of Chink
Is it still alive?

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>> No.10970641

Impossible. Millenials entire existence orbits around "LOOK AT ME"
There's no room for perception.

>> No.10970654

Its psychosomatic.
He is literally that much of a tastelet piece of shit that he has to stretch his fucking tongue out to taste the food 17 milliseconds sooner.

>> No.10970674

>not posting the version where a pornstar is fucking her ass with giant gummyworm
You had one job.

>> No.10970683
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You can eat a gummy worm out of my ass.

>> No.10970686

Nah im 190 my niggly diggly.

>> No.10970702

>R.D. Edit
Shouldn't you be on Hispanichan?

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>> No.10970706

tryhard lmao

>> No.10970711

lol left dog drools one the dudes leg at the end.

>> No.10970713

what the fuck did he expect?

>> No.10970721
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TBF i downloaded gimp the other day after nearly 15 years of using it so it's my new thing. I will accept the retort.

>> No.10970726

That's probably worth more than what I get in NEETBux. However that probably tastes like ass

>> No.10970728

He's asian. We all know they have no souls and do shit like this because they know they're beta so they overcompensate by being inhuman savages.

>> No.10970739

That can feed a family of five if not more

>> No.10970743

every time I thought it was over they added something else to make it even more pretentious. holy shit

>> No.10970744

I can't watch. I can't watch. I couldn't watch this.

>> No.10970755


>> No.10970761

Ok, this is epin

>> No.10970763

At least they have each other.

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>> No.10971055

How many goddamned times do they need to add more cheese, fuck

>> No.10971066
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Are you implying there is such as thing as too much cheese?

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>> No.10971147

They're Indian, so it's Indian five guys

>> No.10971166
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I'm not sure that Indians are people.

>> No.10971168

why do they keep showing the empty bowl after each ingredient like it's a fucking magic trick

>> No.10971948

thank you for pointing this out. i hadn't realized why his tastings looked so weird

>> No.10972070

Salchicha is sausage and papa is potato, in Spanish. It's literally just hotdogs and thick cut fries. More prevalent in South American countries.

>> No.10972106

that lighter is made of plastic folded over 1000 times

>> No.10972109

You have to go back

>> No.10972115

>Sweating is part of Indian meal
>Use some if you run out of salt
India has to be the single most disgusting place on the planet

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>> No.10972241

what is wrong with his cheeks?

>> No.10972249

I feel you man
As a fatso in recovery my reality check came 8 months ago, I saw myself in the mirror and honestly didnt like what I saw.

I'm still losing weight but definitely that was my turning point, God knows whst would have happened to me If I continued my old life style

>> No.10972313
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>r9k is infiltrating /ck/ now that it has killed /biz/

>> No.10972324

so i can somewhat understand when hoarders keep a ton of items in their house but how the fuck do you just keep trash in your house like that?

>> No.10972332

based filename poster

>> No.10972337

egg stands after popular in India lad
they are cheap as hell over there
practically free

>> No.10972587

god I want joey to fuck my ass. he is the most attractive man on the planet. no homo

>> No.10972805

Only mouthbreathers in recent years have started memeing about pink burgers because they think they're sophisticated for eating all meat pink.

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>> No.10972976
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looks delicious but fuck you no one got so much time in the morning

>> No.10972995

if I wanted "art" I'd watch a blacksmith fold a sword in front of me.

This is just retardation for the easily impressionable pedestrian. And the drink will taste average, I guarantee it.

Fuck off

>> No.10973016

The world doesn't care what you think, lard.

>> No.10973034

Not in the US.

>> No.10973065

Why dont the dogs just take it from the plate

>> No.10973076

where is this from

>> No.10973259

Youre a fucking retard

>> No.10973289


>> No.10973339

is so pretentious it hurts

>> No.10973360

i wonder what will bottle taste like

>> No.10973364


how is that not art to you? jeez just watching the guy is an artistic experience in itself. I think the taste of the drink itself would be secondary

>> No.10973655

I didn't say that.
That's better and shows his hypocrisy.

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>Purring the fried oil in the plastic cup
He is going to drink that, isn't he?

>> No.10973714

and you can follow his lead you fucking facebook cunt

>> No.10973722

>if I wanted "art" I'd watch a blacksmith fold a sword in front of me.
Are you sure? As opposed to a faggy chunk of metal that rich people used as decoration in their castles that look nothing like what a real soldier used in combat, the drink has a utility

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at least he is moving on his own scooter and not like those immobile fats

>> No.10973738
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>> No.10973742

I know that sounded cool in your head but you re actually just as lame as that other guy

>> No.10973744

this is 100% a porn intro

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>> No.10973760

I know i'm lame, but sworfags are bellow subhuman for me

>> No.10973762

The December bull run killed biz. The aftermath of that left bagholders and shilling pajeets. Thank God they banned discord posters at least

>> No.10973767

>medical condition
>eats parkay by the spoonful

Pick one ya fatknighter

>> No.10973768

>jumping steps
I don't know, i think this video has other kind of focus that isn't culinary

>> No.10973769

d-did something move there

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Does he just does have trouble controlling his body in general? Why does he hold his food close to his face and then lurch his fat neck forward to bite as opposed to bringing the food to his mouth with his hand like the rest of the human population.

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>not dancing to honor the dead plants and animals you cook

>> No.10973785
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Really fat guys break a sweat taking a shit

>> No.10973790

Why is it so erotic to watch a nice girl with an appetite?

>> No.10973799

The king with a blinding header gives /ck/ the first goal of the Summer cup!

>> No.10973811 [DELETED] 

is this RebelTaxi?

>> No.10973854

the bowl is a formality i see

>> No.10974075

They add it back to the stew later I think

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>> No.10974090

Is it possible to get diabetes from watching webms?

>> No.10974091

It's called margarine. And it's not even margarine in the jar, it's mayonnaise. Why do all Brits talk like schoolchildren?
>inb4 muh dialects

>> No.10974106

he deserves to die for doing that stick out his tongue when he goes for a bite thing
that vile fat fuck

>> No.10974107

but how?

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>> No.10974122

>"hey, dude! wanna make $50? We just need you to take bites of some gummy candy and nod in approval"

>> No.10974336

>pretentious fag detected

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>> No.10974369

Yes, you need some exercise occasionally.

>> No.10974388
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You eat crap all day, every day.

I'm from Europe, and lived in burger land.
There is sugar in everything.
Want bread? Well fuck you, here is a bread like thing that is the equivalent of pastry.
Sausage? 40 ingredients, and five types of sugar.
Not enough calories in your meal? Here is a bucket of soda, and free refils....

>> No.10974428

When you die of AIDS, know it was me that gave you it and know that this is why

>> No.10974450

Why is it highlighting 4000 calories like it's a good thing

Why does that woman look terrified of it like she knows where it's going

>> No.10974458

I'm not this bad, but 4 binbags worth of fast food wrappers have accumulated down the side of my couch due to not bothering to throw stuff out once the bin was full.

Only changed it because the peach/plum stones were rotting and attracting flies

>> No.10974459

God, Jackie Chan really looks like shit now.

>> No.10974464
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Homie reduce your filesize, that hurt to watch

>> No.10974565
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This sauce might be the most revolting thing I've ever seen tasty make

>> No.10974566

its a meme video for youtube and he expect exactly what happened. if you thought that was genuine, you got bamboozled

>> No.10974590
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they have sunk to a weird new low

>> No.10974618

Anyone have a curry webm in this style? I wanna try making it soon.

>> No.10974650

Real talk, you don't get that big unless you have an enabler/feeder. In that situation, they're likely all enabling each other.

>> No.10974655
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>> No.10974660
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>> No.10974674

That's a lot of salt.

>> No.10974856

Or just, y'know, put the sauce in a separate container so you don't have to act like some sort of maniac food cocktail artist at your desk.

>> No.10974882

Provided the canned tomatoes are unsalted the sauce would need a fair amount of salt. Probably not with the cheese and meatballs, though.

>> No.10974913

Thank you.

>> No.10974922

>not liking hipster cup-a-noodles

you gay

>> No.10974941

Anyone who owns mason jars but doesn't can shit is a grade a faggot.

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>> No.10974973

>thinks being domestically skilled makes him hetero

oh sweatie, no...

>> No.10974984

How about you learn to read faggot.

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>> No.10975020

the irony is delicious

>> No.10976076

t. reddit

>> No.10976114

at leas the dogs arent fat too

>> No.10976145

idk man, seems like pretty standard BBQ sauce ingredients

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>> No.10976195

He's Jewish, look it up

>> No.10976216


How do you "salt to taste" if you haven't cooked it yet?

>> No.10976224


>> No.10976243

An oldie but a goodie

>> No.10976269

>the video isn't long enough. What can we do?
>oh, I know! include us washing the dishes too!

>> No.10976280

Youtube deprioritizes short videos. It makes them harder to monetize and makes them not show up in feeds and suggestions.

>> No.10976458


>lower income people talking about art as if they hace anything worthy to say

I truly have as much disdain for poorfags as I do for Americans, both being uncultured illiterate dogs.

>> No.10976514

they could just not speed it up as much to fill the time

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i love jack

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>> No.10976744

What is the purpose of sticking his tobgue out? He retracts it before taking the bite anyway.

>> No.10976748

How else will people know how tasty it is

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>> No.10976778

>1 hour work
>useful for one bite

>> No.10976785

Because you know that she will devour your poop the same way when you take a shit on her tummy and write 'I love you' with your tongue in it.

>> No.10976786

Don't use the lord's name in vain

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>> No.10976890

>I truly have as much disdain for poorfags
poverty is in mind, not money.

>> No.10976891

bet you could make this twice as fast without all the fucking around

>> No.10976904

>Are you implying there is such as thing as too much cheese?
As a hardcore cheese fan, yes, there is such a thing as too much cheese when it comes to ingredients.

>> No.10976907

Nobody in California says "pop".

>> No.10976913

>>pay up, wagie :^) )
No, I am not American, the only thing I am paying for is the pension for the ever aging population and ray-few-jeez.

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>> No.10976918

but anon, webm is only 52 seconds

>> No.10976923

this gave me intense blueballs, fuck you for posting this shit.

>> No.10976927

>wants a scat video

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>> No.10976944

Something tells me you limited your shopping to walmart

>> No.10976974

Isn't that an Instagram video? Also, it needs to be 10 minutes to be prioritized.

>> No.10976993

dunno about the drink but damn, this guy looks classy af

>> No.10977000

Good way to get sand in your coffee.

>> No.10977043

It's obviously meant to be a joke you imbecile

>> No.10977059

in a sense. he lives on as nutrients incorporated into Chong's cells

>> No.10977073

Really? That's weird, because if a YouTube video is longer than three minutes I'm much more likely to decide against watching it.

>> No.10977087

Not to excuse his fatness but most people that can't walk and are low willed will probably find that the only thing that makes them happy is eating and watching television or other sedentary activities

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>sugar into cake mix

>> No.10977145

seeing older fatter jay is just weird now but at the time he seemed like normal jay. so weird.

>> No.10977153

how is he so bad at eating he's fucking fat as fuck

>> No.10977163

This is post-modern art.

>> No.10977164

nigga i dont want bugs in my vodka and tonic, dont care how red they make it. keep that shit for dying fabric.

>> No.10977170

and tonic. the spices and herbs and shit are just autism so you'll pay $400 for it.

>> No.10977213

that's just the first half, in the other part it's stuffed with pepper and cheese and shit. typical cock up.

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>> No.10977255

>cooking with rings and bracelets on

>> No.10977288

The chick who gets bitten does some weird porn. Some hardcore stuff now but before it was a lot of weird baby-voiced stuff about how her son is making her show her tits and stuff. Real odd stuff but I've wasted a few million potential kids to it anyway.

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>> No.10977480

I'm pretty sure that it was sponsored by palmolive, which is why they included it. Kind of like when youtubers end their videos with "I learned how to do x from..."

>> No.10977503

>here is your fleshlight for tonight

>> No.10977526


>> No.10977550

>promoting cannibalism

>> No.10977580

it isn't

>> No.10977873

well that was dumb

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>> No.10978177

more like grounds. this looks more like turkish coffee, which uses coffee ground so fine, it's like a powder.

>> No.10978201

Yep, it's turkish. It's actually pretty good. better than machine coffee, but a few steps behind nice poured.

>> No.10978214

I miss when boogie was funny. Now it's just pity party central and playing victim cards. I don't care about your stupid fucking life, just keep making funny content you nigger.

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You have to go back.

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>> No.10978394

>I miss when boogie was funny.

When was that? Ever since I've seen this guy, I've never understood why he is famous. To me it was always "dude sits in computer chair opining about random shit".

>> No.10978421

i don't get it

>> No.10978443

That's his latest stuff. He used to do skits and shit. One of the videos that made me first laugh that I saw from him was his francis magic the gathering table flip.

Most of his older videos are just skits, make believe, but it was pretty funny at the time. Now he just talks to a camera 90% of the time, and of that time half of it is just talking about his stupid problems and saying "i've hit rock bottom again!"
He is scum now.

>> No.10978499

this isn't real, right?

>> No.10978665


>> No.10978671

This should've ended in 00:23

>> No.10978688

Magic coffee.

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>> No.10978767

>anon tries to be funny

>> No.10978859

>use quality ingredients such as microwave store bought pop-tarts and cereal made for children

wow this webm truly is the epitome of culinary class

>> No.10978874

haha wow epik gimmick im definitely going to watch more of their vids!

>> No.10978886
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>> No.10978887

buy holochain sir

>> No.10978892
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Well hold on to your fork then, there's pie!

>> No.10979122

they are trying so desperately to be trendy it hurts

>> No.10979910

The fuck? That's not how you make curry.
t. married to an Indian
Only marinate the chicken in ginger garlic paste, which, as far as I could tell they didn't even use (the fundamental base of all Indian curries).
Saute onions in pan. Then add meat and spices. Let this brown, then add pureed tomatoes and cook until tender. Jesus, this webm is an abomination.

>> No.10979927

Also forgot to mention yogurt. You can add this with the ginger garlic paste in the marinade for the more typical northern curries you see in nearly every Indian restaurant or leave it out for Bengali-style curries.

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