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old one hit the bump limit
>>10964562Dear lord, that fucking frog neck.
>>10964564love the elvis chops but still they're all going to die before 50
The sad part is that this probably isn't even the most revolting thing posted on /ck/
>>10964682they're fatter than jack but follow his method of just putting different packaged foods together in one dish
jesus christ someone delete this thread
>>10964682not sure, there were plenty of disgusting shits but this one is a premeditated terrorist attack toward cooking
Not a webm, but still pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn9qpI98FPM
>>10964803unironically based and kino
>>10964562This is Boogie's Epic meal time parody.
>>10964562why is it that i constantly have to worry about my health and watch people i admire die to diet related illnesses and yet boogie is still alive after consuming much worse?
>>10964687I feel sorry for Jack now, he can't use his right arm anymore and he can't change his diet at all. The fucking idiot has a stroke, his doctor tells him to eat a less horrible diet and decides to make a video review of pork rinds.
>>10964790>That'll be 249.99>Plus tip
>>10965549I felt bad for him until I saw his keto muffin video. The one with "healthy" snacks made me fucking snap. He has a great opportunity to turn his channel and himself around, but he refuses to change. He should kill himself (or ask Tammy to do it, since he probably can't even blow his brains out without help).
>>10965552If in the place you're in tipping is mandatory, chances are it's a really low class place
>>10964568no boogie why
>>10964790The leaves on the coaster look classy as fuck, I liked that. I'm gonna decorate my table like that now.
>>10964792>sneaking in those jack clipsyou cheeky fucker
>>10964790>mmmmh taste like diet coke
>>10964876Most of the time I really don't care what a person likes to do or be, but how fucking dare anyone get this monstrously fat. It makes me genuinely angry to see this kind of person. I don't even understand how it's possible. How was there never a point in this dude's life where he looked in a mirror and thought "I gotta make a change"?
>>10964790do you think he's ever put that glass buttplug in his ass?
>>10966139I believe he had a medical condition before his weight gain that makes it difficult to move his legs beyond basic movement like walking
>>10966209Did that medical condition also force him to shovel pizza into his mouth 24/7 and forget what vegetables are?
>>10965727lmao at his ‘healthy’ snacks>sugar covers beef jerky >sugar covered nuts>sugar covered pork rindsHe’s going to die soon
>>10964790All of that work only for him to light up the cigar with a regular fucken lighter
>>10964876that's a good way to accidentally broil your ballsack
>>10965957you cheeky fucker
>>10964564that bacon must taste pretty bad
>>10964790fancy, but impractical as fuck
>>10967281>filenamegood job anon
>>10967315mmmm french fries with melted plastic dressing
>>10965727prayer will cure him
>>10967341but how will he clasp his hands together in prayer when only one arm works? he is doomed
>>10967341>>10967361I really hope he’s gonna die soon....he is too dumb to realize how much he is fucked up. He will continue eating shit junkfood no matter how many strokes he had.
>>10967361maybe he could become catholic and drape some beads off it
This thread is now a PRAYER FOR JACKS DEATH thread.Every post is a prayer for Jack to die from now on, go go go
>>10964562Someone set this guy to the wrong aspect ratio.
>>10965957Literally everyone has seen that one a million times. Also, you didn't watch that webm because it's the unedited version without the Jack clips.
>>10967514I hope the next generation of boomers are built a little more bait resistant than this one.
>>10966139It's like any addiction I suppose, a thousand "fuck it, this is the only joy I get, I'll stop tomorrow"s.
>>10966139I knew that i had to grow a spine and lose weight when i had difficulty wiping my own fucking ass and i wasn't even near as fat as that guy... how the fuck do these go past that "phase" and move to the stick+sponge for their arsehole i never understand.
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>>10964568>>10964564>>10964562Fat human garbage that look like they came from the 90's.They're like children pretending to cook by simply putting everything together.
>>10965727>that snack video>jack tucking his gimp arm into his apron pocketSad but I kek'd
>>10965727>I can't even... why won't he turn his channel around??no one wants to see him make a salad. he's in a bit of a double bind, since his channel will fail if he changes it and it's bad for him to eat the shit he makes/buys on his channels. it could be that when he says he only eats like shit on camera it's true, but he's been saying that for years and he's only gotten fatter and more strokey.
>>10967281Wow! What a cool clip! I love seeing footage of street vendors in different countries. It's interesting how we all have different ways of making the same thing. Especially here, like it's just your normal egg sandwich. But the difference is the enclosure he's in. He's surrounded by all these eggs. Like how would he be able to enter and exit the booth? Hard to imagine he could do it and not break a single one of them!
>>10967281how does he get out?
>>10967487how do you even get that fat
>>10967281Do Mexicans really eat this?
>>10967779he does not/cannot leave until you eat all the eggs
>>10965552I've had this (or a drink exactly like it at The Aviary in Chicago). It's only around $30 if memory serves me right.
>>10966585>Not even a match
>>10967315based chippa generous chip giver
>>10964562>>10964564>>10964568 I hate fat people so much.
>>10968073We feel don’t hate you, we feel sorry for you.
>>10968104>We feel don’t hate you
>>10967341why does he stick his tongue out like that to eat food?he has a lot of disgusting habits but that one really bothers me
>>10967281i can feel the dry bread on my throat already
>>10968149i like his new habit of not moving his right arm
>>10967625So glad their channel is dying, disgusting fucks.
>>10964562>>10964564>>10964568reminder that YOUR tax dollars go directly into this man's body mass
>>10964687>rare burgersI know that these are raw and typical ja/ck/ shit, but I asked for a burger medium rare at a restaurant once and it was absolute dogshit. Burgers should never be served even pink.
>>10967487Jesus I legitimately thought that there was a fourth person in the room slightly off camera under the dog
>>10968191The best part is that trump stated thats one of the only parts of obamacare that he wanted to keep which made his concern a total non-issue. People are so emotionally charged about politics and it only helps the politians out sadly.
>>10968177They don't care about their channel. They've gone mainstream and they've got a TV show now.
>>10967281HOW EGG OUT????
>>10968360just have an omelette with hashbrowns you fucking double niggers no one has time for this bullshit even on sunday
>>10967811he has to cook all the eggs bro
>>10968375Well you can do this on sunday and then put it in the freezer but since it has cooked eggs and bacon in it its probably going to taste like shit after reheating.So yeah, niggers
>>10967487Do all American children look like that?
>>10968360I love the taste of compression artefacts in the morning.
>>10967281LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGSEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS
>>10968789can't imagine ever getting this triggered by memes
>>10968149I'm not sure, could be his anatomy allows it, it's kinda painful for me to stick it out that far
>>10969010get you a man who looks at you the way Ja/ck/ looks at a taco burger
>>10967315Mexican Five Guys?
>>10968191Funny pic but retarded in context. That was his Dewitos parody. He took a sip, gagged, then "dropped" it down the sink.
>>10966172I hope not, it's not flared at the end. That whole thing would just shloop right up there and you wouldn't be able to get it out.
>>10968149moving his hand towards his face is too strenuous, so he lets his tongue help out
>>10968921>>10968951FUCK OFF BACK YOU FUCKING SUMMER FAGS, I AINT THAT GUY EITHER.
>>10967281>>10967811>>10968456>>10968789I feel a bit bad about it but this shit make me chuckle every time I che/ck/ the webm thread
>>10968226>watch webm>read post>nah lol I couldn't have missed it>watch webm again>mfw
>>10969906They deserve whatever they get for their gluttony
>>10969984Harvey (((Morenstein))) has gotten everything he needs from the show.
>>10969991How well does this function as a dildo?
>>10970032Not as good as you would think.
>>10967281There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little webm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the webm. The "surly" King of the egg fort guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING ANY EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>10969905But what's the drink?
>>10969140You're right him being 400+ pounds for years is a parody
>>10970032>that little comic where the woman made of syrup sticks one up her butt.
>>10968921>>10968951You are actually cancer to this site. Consider fucking off to Reddit?
>>10967315Do paper bags not exist in his country?
>>10964803Looks like half the people who post here.We need to start shooting people that hit 300 lbs +>should actually be 250 but I'll be lenient.
>>10970552t, because im very close to that 250.>tabs open for every fastfood thread
>>10969140>pay up, wagie :^) )
>>10968789Oh you sweet Summer child.
>>10964562>drains the bacon before flipping and finishing cookingThat's the worst part of the entire video besides the rest of it.
>>10967320Textbook example of presentation memes.Both wasteful and stupid.>Look ma! I zigzagged sauce all over the fucking counter and the sides of my sandwich!Truly despicable.
>>10970621>dog acts up in front of ChinkIs it still alive?
>>10967537Impossible. Millenials entire existence orbits around "LOOK AT ME"There's no room for perception.
>>10968149Its psychosomatic.He is literally that much of a tastelet piece of shit that he has to stretch his fucking tongue out to taste the food 17 milliseconds sooner.
>>10969991>not posting the version where a pornstar is fucking her ass with giant gummywormYou had one job.
>>10970674You can eat a gummy worm out of my ass.
>>10970569Nah im 190 my niggly diggly.
>>10970491>R.D. EditShouldn't you be on Hispanichan?
>>10970621lol left dog drools one the dudes leg at the end.
>>10970621what the fuck did he expect?
>>10970706TBF i downloaded gimp the other day after nearly 15 years of using it so it's my new thing. I will accept the retort.
>>10964790That's probably worth more than what I get in NEETBux. However that probably tastes like ass
>>10970713He's asian. We all know they have no souls and do shit like this because they know they're beta so they overcompensate by being inhuman savages.
>>10967315That can feed a family of five if not more
>>10970637every time I thought it was over they added something else to make it even more pretentious. holy shit
>>10964562>>10964564>>10964568I can't watch. I can't watch. I couldn't watch this.
>>10967625Ok, this is epin
>>10964564At least they have each other.
>>10968360How many goddamned times do they need to add more cheese, fuck
>>10971055Are you implying there is such as thing as too much cheese?
>>10969108They're Indian, so it's Indian five guys
>>10971147I'm not sure that Indians are people.
>>10971066why do they keep showing the empty bowl after each ingredient like it's a fucking magic trick
>>10968149thank you for pointing this out. i hadn't realized why his tastings looked so weird
>>10969108>>10971147>Salchipapa>IndianSalchicha is sausage and papa is potato, in Spanish. It's literally just hotdogs and thick cut fries. More prevalent in South American countries.
>>10966585that lighter is made of plastic folded over 1000 times
>>10971073You have to go back
>>10971166>Sweating is part of Indian meal>Use some if you run out of saltIndia has to be the single most disgusting place on the planet
>>10964876what is wrong with his cheeks?
>>10967595I feel you manAs a fatso in recovery my reality check came 8 months ago, I saw myself in the mirror and honestly didnt like what I saw.I'm still losing weight but definitely that was my turning point, God knows whst would have happened to me If I continued my old life style
>>10970580>r9k is infiltrating /ck/ now that it has killed /biz/
>>10970274so i can somewhat understand when hoarders keep a ton of items in their house but how the fuck do you just keep trash in your house like that?
>>10967333based filename poster
>>10967919egg stands after popular in India ladthey are cheap as hell over therepractically free
>>10970039god I want joey to fuck my ass. he is the most attractive man on the planet. no homo
>>10968207Only mouthbreathers in recent years have started memeing about pink burgers because they think they're sophisticated for eating all meat pink.
>>10968360looks delicious but fuck you no one got so much time in the morning
>>10969905>>10964790if I wanted "art" I'd watch a blacksmith fold a sword in front of me.This is just retardation for the easily impressionable pedestrian. And the drink will taste average, I guarantee it.Fuck off
>>10968104The world doesn't care what you think, lard.
>>10970739Not in the US.
>>10970621Why dont the dogs just take it from the plate
>>10972962where is this from
>>10972995Youre a fucking retard
>>10970637is so pretentious it hurts
>>10970039i wonder what will bottle taste like
>>10972995how is that not art to you? jeez just watching the guy is an artistic experience in itself. I think the taste of the drink itself would be secondary
>>10970233I didn't say that.>>10970580That's better and shows his hypocrisy.
>>10964562>Purring the fried oil in the plastic cupHe is going to drink that, isn't he?
>>10972109and you can follow his lead you fucking facebook cunt
>>10972995>if I wanted "art" I'd watch a blacksmith fold a sword in front of me.Are you sure? As opposed to a faggy chunk of metal that rich people used as decoration in their castles that look nothing like what a real soldier used in combat, the drink has a utility
>>10964876at least he is moving on his own scooter and not like those immobile fats
>>10973722I know that sounded cool in your head but you re actually just as lame as that other guy
>>10973730this is 100% a porn intro
>>10973742I know i'm lame, but sworfags are bellow subhuman for me
>>10972313The December bull run killed biz. The aftermath of that left bagholders and shilling pajeets. Thank God they banned discord posters at least
>>10966209>medical condition>eats parkay by the spoonfulPick one ya fatknighter
>>10973753>jumping steps I don't know, i think this video has other kind of focus that isn't culinary
>>10964687d-did something move there
>>10967361>>10969010Does he just does have trouble controlling his body in general? Why does he hold his food close to his face and then lurch his fat neck forward to bite as opposed to bringing the food to his mouth with his hand like the rest of the human population.
>>10973768>not dancing to honor the dead plants and animals you cook
>>10973773Really fat guys break a sweat taking a shit
>>10973785Why is it so erotic to watch a nice girl with an appetite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZzhBZlH-0
>>10967281The king with a blinding header gives /ck/ the first goal of the Summer cup!
>>10969906is this RebelTaxi?
>>10967315the bowl is a formality i see
>>10973700They add it back to the stew later I think
>>10964562>>10964564>>10964568Is it possible to get diabetes from watching webms?
>>10973767>parkayIt's called margarine. And it's not even margarine in the jar, it's mayonnaise. Why do all Brits talk like schoolchildren?>inb4 muh dialects
>>10967341he deserves to die for doing that stick out his tongue when he goes for a bite thing that vile fat fuck
>>10964562>PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE!!!!!!!!
>>10969991>>10970039>"hey, dude! wanna make $50? We just need you to take bites of some gummy candy and nod in approval"
>>10973364>pretentious fag detected
>>10974090Yes, you need some exercise occasionally.
>>10967913You eat crap all day, every day.I'm from Europe, and lived in burger land. There is sugar in everything. Want bread? Well fuck you, here is a bread like thing that is the equivalent of pastry. Sausage? 40 ingredients, and five types of sugar.Not enough calories in your meal? Here is a bucket of soda, and free refils....
>>10964562>>10964564>>10964568When you die of AIDS, know it was me that gave you it and know that this is why
>>10969991Why is it highlighting 4000 calories like it's a good thingWhy does that woman look terrified of it like she knows where it's going
>>10970274>>10970347>>10972324I'm not this bad, but 4 binbags worth of fast food wrappers have accumulated down the side of my couch due to not bothering to throw stuff out once the bin was full. Only changed it because the peach/plum stones were rotting and attracting flies
>>10972962God, Jackie Chan really looks like shit now.
>>10968360Homie reduce your filesize, that hurt to watch
This sauce might be the most revolting thing I've ever seen tasty make
>>10970713its a meme video for youtube and he expect exactly what happened. if you thought that was genuine, you got bamboozled
they have sunk to a weird new low
>>10974590Anyone have a curry webm in this style? I wanna try making it soon.
>>10967913Real talk, you don't get that big unless you have an enabler/feeder. In that situation, they're likely all enabling each other.
>>10974590That's a lot of salt.
>>10974660Or just, y'know, put the sauce in a separate container so you don't have to act like some sort of maniac food cocktail artist at your desk.
>>10974674Provided the canned tomatoes are unsalted the sauce would need a fair amount of salt. Probably not with the cheese and meatballs, though.
>>10974856>not liking hipster cup-a-noodlesyou gay
>>10974922Anyone who owns mason jars but doesn't can shit is a grade a faggot.
>>10974941>thinks being domestically skilled makes him heterooh sweatie, no...
>>10974973How about you learn to read faggot.
>>10974984the irony is delicious
>>10967487at leas the dogs arent fat too
>>10974565idk man, seems like pretty standard BBQ sauce ingredients
>>10967625He's Jewish, look it up
>>10968360How do you "salt to taste" if you haven't cooked it yet?
>>10964564WHICH HELLRAISER SEQUEL IS THIS
>>10967281An oldie but a goodie
>>10974590>the video isn't long enough. What can we do?>oh, I know! include us washing the dishes too!
>>10976269Youtube deprioritizes short videos. It makes them harder to monetize and makes them not show up in feeds and suggestions.
>>10972995>lower income people talking about art as if they hace anything worthy to sayI truly have as much disdain for poorfags as I do for Americans, both being uncultured illiterate dogs.
>>10976280they could just not speed it up as much to fill the time
>>10969010i love jack
>>10969010What is the purpose of sticking his tobgue out? He retracts it before taking the bite anyway.
>>10976744How else will people know how tasty it is
>>10976770>1 hour work>useful for one bite
>>10973790Because you know that she will devour your poop the same way when you take a shit on her tummy and write 'I love you' with your tongue in it.
>>10964715>>10964739Don't use the lord's name in vain
>>10976458>I truly have as much disdain for poorfagspoverty is in mind, not money.
>>10964790bet you could make this twice as fast without all the fucking around
>>10971066>Are you implying there is such as thing as too much cheese?As a hardcore cheese fan, yes, there is such a thing as too much cheese when it comes to ingredients.
>>10973790Nobody in California says "pop".
>>10970580>>pay up, wagie :^) )No, I am not American, the only thing I am paying for is the pension for the ever aging population and ray-few-jeez.
>>10968375but anon, webm is only 52 seconds
>>10970683this gave me intense blueballs, fuck you for posting this shit.
>>10974618>wants a scat videoew
>>10974388Something tells me you limited your shopping to walmart
>>10976280Isn't that an Instagram video? Also, it needs to be 10 minutes to be prioritized.
>>10969905dunno about the drink but damn, this guy looks classy af
>>10976737Good way to get sand in your coffee.
>>10972115It's obviously meant to be a joke you imbecile
>>10970636in a sense. he lives on as nutrients incorporated into Chong's cells
>>10976280Really? That's weird, because if a YouTube video is longer than three minutes I'm much more likely to decide against watching it.
>>10966235Not to excuse his fatness but most people that can't walk and are low willed will probably find that the only thing that makes them happy is eating and watching television or other sedentary activities
>>10973730>sugar into cake mix
>>10968123seeing older fatter jay is just weird now but at the time he seemed like normal jay. so weird.
>>10969010how is he so bad at eating he's fucking fat as fuck
>>10976859This is post-modern art.
>>10969905>cochinealnigga i dont want bugs in my vodka and tonic, dont care how red they make it. keep that shit for dying fabric.
>>10970139and tonic. the spices and herbs and shit are just autism so you'll pay $400 for it.
>>10976607that's just the first half, in the other part it's stuffed with pepper and cheese and shit. typical cock up.
>>10977245>cooking with rings and bracelets on ishygddt
>>10973744The chick who gets bitten does some weird porn. Some hardcore stuff now but before it was a lot of weird baby-voiced stuff about how her son is making her show her tits and stuff. Real odd stuff but I've wasted a few million potential kids to it anyway.
>>10976269I'm pretty sure that it was sponsored by palmolive, which is why they included it. Kind of like when youtubers end their videos with "I learned how to do x from..."
>>10976567>here is your fleshlight for tonight
>>10974590well that was dumb
>>10977000more like grounds. this looks more like turkish coffee, which uses coffee ground so fine, it's like a powder.
>>10978177Yep, it's turkish. It's actually pretty good. better than machine coffee, but a few steps behind nice poured.
I miss when boogie was funny. Now it's just pity party central and playing victim cards. I don't care about your stupid fucking life, just keep making funny content you nigger.
>>10967333>>10972332You have to go back.
>>10978214>I miss when boogie was funny.When was that? Ever since I've seen this guy, I've never understood why he is famous. To me it was always "dude sits in computer chair opining about random shit".
>>10968360i don't get it
>>10978394That's his latest stuff. He used to do skits and shit. One of the videos that made me first laugh that I saw from him was his francis magic the gathering table flip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuF3T7s7XYMost of his older videos are just skits, make believe, but it was pretty funny at the time. Now he just talks to a camera 90% of the time, and of that time half of it is just talking about his stupid problems and saying "i've hit rock bottom again!" He is scum now.
>>10971166this isn't real, right?
>>10978349This should've ended in 00:23
>>10978692>>10978764>anon tries to be funnycringe
>>10970637>use quality ingredients such as microwave store bought pop-tarts and cereal made for childrenwow this webm truly is the epitome of culinary class
>>10976160haha wow epik gimmick im definitely going to watch more of their vids!
>>10973762buy holochain sir
>>10978874Well hold on to your fork then, there's pie!
>>10978886they are trying so desperately to be trendy it hurts
>>10974655The fuck? That's not how you make curry.t. married to an Indian Only marinate the chicken in ginger garlic paste, which, as far as I could tell they didn't even use (the fundamental base of all Indian curries). Saute onions in pan. Then add meat and spices. Let this brown, then add pureed tomatoes and cook until tender. Jesus, this webm is an abomination.
>>10979910Also forgot to mention yogurt. You can add this with the ginger garlic paste in the marinade for the more typical northern curries you see in nearly every Indian restaurant or leave it out for Bengali-style curries.