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What's the best thing to eat after smoking a LOT of weed?

>> No.10958675

Cock because weed makes you gay

>> No.10958678
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>> No.10958683

>>10958672
DUDE WEED 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

>> No.10958696

Bullet

>> No.10958698

a bullet

>> No.10958703

>>10958672
Get in the shower and devour a mango like an animal. No mess.

>> No.10958704

Pizza because I don't have to do anything besides turn on the oven, or go online and order.

>> No.10958706

Snacks

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idk man im so high i picked up some og purple daddy alaskian kush

>> No.10958724

Anything nutritious honestly, use it to fuel generative habits instead of falling into the trap of shirty prepackaged processed junk that leads to degeneracy. Find out what fruit you like best and have it stocked before you smoke. I love having some kind of refreshing drink to go along with it.. try to avoid foods that raise your blood pressure as smoking and then eating them will make you look like a dessecated skele when really you can use pot reaponsibly

>> No.10958755

>>10958672
Anything without mint.

>> No.10958776

>>10958672
fruit. i like a bean burrito too if you want something more filling

>> No.10958793

>>10958703
This post proves how degenerate smoking weed truly is.

>> No.10958851

>>10958672
All you can eat Asian buffet.

>> No.10958870
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>>10958696
>>10958698
Cane here to post this. Drug addicts should be taken out to pasture. Thanks for further prolonging the opioid crisis.

>> No.10958917

>>10958870
you’re posting on a weeb cooking board, I don’t think you can pass judgement on anyone you faggot

>> No.10958974

tacos from home

>> No.10958982

>>10958917
He also has a reaction image folder.

>> No.10959036

Why do americans love weed so much? It's a shit tier drug and all it does is make you retarded temporarily. Is it because they're all stressed by their wageslave lives and actual lack of freedom and they need it to relax? Is it the only thing that keeps them from having breakdowns and shooting down more schools? Seriously half of the country's lives revolve around it

>> No.10959037

>>10958724
woke as heck

>> No.10959059
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>>10959036
how do dumb americans manage to get inside the head of every single european rent free?

>> No.10959070

>>10959036
I smoke because it fosters my creativity and helps me with my art and music, and motivates me when excercising.
Not every blazes and flops onto a couch and watches the telly.

>> No.10959073

>>10958870
>Weed
>Opioid
Lol

>> No.10959084

What's with these trendy hate fags? I bet half of them are bots.

>> No.10959093
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>fucking weed degenerates!!!
>meanwhile sits in his basement slumped over his “”””””battlestation”””””” next to his cum socks and piss jugs contributing nothing to society
lmaoing

>> No.10959095

>>10959059
You do know that despite being legal consumption is much lower in the netherlands than in the US, right?

>>10959070
>Not every blazes and flops onto a couch and watches the telly
Not all but a big part of stoners are like that, the drug is prone to make you a fat, unkempt, lazy piece of shit

>> No.10959108

>>10959036
you don't like it because we told you not to. either that or suffer the wrath of heavy murican freedom dong. you've grown up with the concept it's bad yet it's only us pushing our agenda. your opinions are not your own.

>> No.10959130

See, it even impairs your writing >>10959108

Seriously, even amphetamines are preferable, at least they'd make you fags lose weight and get out of your house

>> No.10959135

>>10959036
Syrup Nigga here.

We smoke weed because winter is cold as shit and depressing. It genuinely helps.

>> No.10959145

>>10959093
>Complains about strawmen while actively strawmanning
You see this so much now there needs to be a word for it.

>> No.10959154

>>10958672
Real answer: Popcorn. It's relatively calorie lean and surprisingly filling

>> No.10959166

A huge n greasy turkish durum kebab.

With extra white sauce.

>> No.10959189

>>10959036
Basically everything you said, my obsessed friend.

>t. Coastie

>> No.10959191

>>10959135
Fuck off back to Pakistan if the True North strong and free depresses you so much.

>> No.10959203

>>10959191
Huh? Seasonal Affectiveness is a real thing. Try driving the 401 every day in snow based hell and not being depressed when winter makes your commute take 3 hours.

>> No.10959204

Don't eat because it ruins the high.

>> No.10959221

Are shrooms considered degenerate too?

>> No.10959229

>>10959221
Anything I don't like is considered degenerate.

>> No.10959235

>>10959229
good. in that case, let's add bathing and social interaction to the list.

>> No.10959242

>>10959203
It's just modernity that is depressing. In the past people in cold climates spent the winter months drinking alcohol and eating preserved foods in communal long houses. Probably had a fair amount of orgies too.

>> No.10959245

>>10959235
Kek

>> No.10959436

>>10959036
o b s e s s e d

>> No.10959453
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>>10958672
Fresh fruits. Don't trust yourself with anything complicated. Even a banana could become a trial while high.

>> No.10959454

>>10959242
>fucking losers smoking weed cause winter is tough!
>cool people drink alcohol cause winter is tough!

>> No.10959463

>>10959454
Cool people don't drive to work in the winter. It's unnatural you're supposed to stay home, nap, eat/drink, and ficki ficki all day.

>> No.10959467

>>10959436
obese

>> No.10959498

>>10958672
Your anti-homosexual medication.

Gotta make sure you take your pills after sucking on the glass penis, fag.

>> No.10959545

Hot wings. With garlic butter. Fite me.

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>>10959467
No I'm actually underweight and it's sort of an issue to be honest, but I like how you have a full profile of the average American in your head

>> No.10959570

>>10958672
>bacon double fucking cheese burgers & fries
>captain crunch cereal
>chocolate chip cookies
>fuck it-cookies of any kind
>PB&J sammiches
>fuck it-eat the p-nut butter and jelly outta the jars with a damn spoon (not your coke spoon)
>cupcakes of any kind
>fresh fruit you don't have to peel. berries are da bomb
Finally, Dominoes delivers.

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>>10958675
Not even wrong. It's a good thing though.

>> No.10959653

>>10959546
Chill.
The beetus will get you in the end.
It always does with you people.

>> No.10959655

>>10959145
Scarecrow's pillowfort

>> No.10959660

>>10959036
>look at ME!!!
>look at ME!!!!
>COME ON GUISE GIB ME SOME ATTENTIONS!!!!!!!!

>> No.10959683

At least smoke meth or something, not this kiddy tier "drug". Go full degenerate or go home to mommy

>> No.10959689

>>10958672
Fresh fruit, especially something soft and juicy like mango or strawberries

>> No.10959698

>>10958672
Left over pizza topped with peanut butter and chocolat sauce

>> No.10959705

>>10959653
Do usually use the word chill in that context? Cause I feel like my post was chill as a fuckin cucumber brah

>> No.10959713

>>10958672
>best thing to eat after smoking a LOT of weed?

Dinner?

Don't pair weed with snacks or you're going to blow up like a woman hitting 30.

Here's a "snack" I make if I'm being a fat bastard.

1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup sliced carrot
1/4 cup raisins
1/4 cup nuts of your choice (peanuts, almonds, pecans all work well)

Toss it into the following:
1/4 tsp garlic powder, onion powder, cumin
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
salt to taste

Good snack with some sweet from the carrot and raisin, some salt, some soft and crunchy textures, vitamins, protein from the nuts, and some spice. Bonus is that it won't make you a disgusting fat body.

>> No.10960058

>>10959059
>being part of someone's passing thoughts is now an achievement
Sounds like Muslims are doing a pretty good job with all the worrying y'all do about them

>> No.10960108

>>10958724
Love me some fruit with good texture when im good n stony balony.

>> No.10960124

>>10959235
Ruthless af

>> No.10960141

>>10959095
>You do know that despite being legal consumption is much lower in the netherlands than in the US, right?
That's because the Netherlands is fuck smaller in size and population then the US you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.10960148
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I like to eat ice cream or chicken while high. If the chicken is juicy and flavourful, that's a plus. Just about anything that won't dry your mouth out while eating should feel like bliss. Here's a salad I topped with pizza rolls, hot sauce, parmesan, and bacon bits. Probably not a good idea if you're trying to stay healthy.
>>10958675
Fpbp

>> No.10960153

>>10958672
A bullet

>> No.10960179

>>10958672
>yogurt with something in it like granola or graham crackers
>coffee
>fresh fruit
>fish & chips
>ice cream

>> No.10960182

>>10958678
unironically this

>> No.10960192

>>10958793
That's why I vape it

>> No.10960202

>>10960153
Instructions unclear. 9mm taste like copper.

>> No.10960212

oatmeal cream pie

>> No.10960221

>>10958672
+1 to mango, they have some components that will enhance your high and make it last longer
it's also delicious and the texture is nice

>> No.10960228

>>10960212
I'd like to get a creampie while high if you know what i mean~

>> No.10960236

>>10958672
Oatz

>> No.10960270

Cigarettes.

>> No.10960307

>>10959713
>what a pretentious /fit/ snack looks like

>> No.10960387

Fried chicken.

The one time I tried smoking weed I got intolerably high for like five hours, and was stuck on a couch watching Ancient Aliens and regretting my entire life.

Somebody brought home fried chicken and it's like the fat and grease revived me and cleared out the THC.

I will never fucking smoke again, it sucked, but KFC is the cure for THC.

>> No.10960392

>>10960387
T. Jamaal

>> No.10960418

>>10960387
Were you a daily smoker and what did you just smoke hence 5 hours? Some fucking bruce banner sounds like.

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>>10960307
Cheap, delicious, healthy, and easy to make. That's exactly the kind of shit this board needs more of, sport. Nothing "pretentious" about it, anon.

Quit being fat.

>> No.10960458

>>10959463
Makes sense to me. Only in recent industrialized times have humans begun to work 10 hours a day all year long. Used to take breaks during the winter, Im sure it was good for everyones well being to take a load off during those cold times.

>> No.10960459

>tfw weed has made you
unmotivated and miserable
also just a simple snack like blueberries or something so you dont fill your stomach with garbage

>> No.10960470

>>10959221
you literally cant eat on shrooms though

>> No.10960471

>>10960459
Bruh i dont think you can blame the grass for that

>> No.10960472

>>10960387
>this one time, in band camp, i got so high it scared me and I thought I was going to die because I'm a complete n00b moron, but then somebody brought some KFC and I was able to stop thinking about how scared I was and just eat, and then everything was O.K.
ftfy

>> No.10960504

>>10960418
Nah, I had never smoked before. I was more of a whiskey kind of guy. Then I went to visit some navy buddies out in Humboldt after we all got out and decided to give it a try, and whatever it is they grow up there knocked me on my ass.

>>10960472
Yeah man basically. It fucking sucked. Ya'll can keep your jazz cigarettes and I'll stick with liquor.

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>>10960448
>Weed
>Here's a "snack" I make if I'm being a fat bastard.
>Nothing "pretentious" about it, anon.
>Quit being fat.
You fit the skinny femme gay guy profile and top it off by saying your chopped celery, carrots, raisins, and nuts are somehow not pretentious after saying:
>it won't make you a disgusting fat body
In conclusion, this is what a gay pretentious /fit/ snack looks like.

>> No.10960519

>>10960504
>jazz cigarettes
Ok grandpa

>> No.10960520

>>10960504
>Yeah man basically. It fucking sucked.
Most things do when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Eating it can be way worse than smoking, so if you ever decide to try it again, don't eat it.

>> No.10960528

>>10958678
This or a cheese topped thing similar.

>> No.10960532

>>10960504
>I tried liquor once. I drank half a bottle of Captain and passed out on the couch. Next day woke up covered in puke and I had a massive headache that lasted all day. I'm never touching liquor again.

It always confuses me as to why people who have a single bad experience with something allows that to cloud their judgement.

>> No.10960533

>>10960514
>thinks not eating like a fat ass piece of human waste is being a "faggot"
This is why you are fat, anon. You've got to change your mindset if you want to change.

>> No.10960546

>>10960519
>>10960520
>>10960532
Hey I'm not knocking it. If you want to smoke, go right ahead. I'm just saying it's not for me.

Why are stoners so defensive?

>> No.10960567

>>10960532
>I drank half a bottle of Captain and passed out on the couch. Next day woke up covered in puke
??????
I can go through a bottle of 120 proof and I'll just be black out drunk no vomiting

>> No.10960570

>>10960546
What.

>> No.10960576

>>10958672
These threads need to be banned

sage

>> No.10960583

>>10960546
>Why are stoners so defensive?
I couldn't tell you, I don't smoke.

I'm just curious as to why people have strong reactions to single experiences. I mean, why not do something like consume less of it next time rather than swear it off completely?

>>10960567
That's nice. I'm not sure why you bothered to reply though. The fact that you have a higher tolerance than my hypothetical example is kinda meaningless.

>> No.10960595

>>10960567
>t. proud alcoholic

>> No.10960688

I find that eating something hearty rather than junk tends to make the experience better. Eat before you smoke not after. If you eat a large, nutritious meal before smoking you will not get munchies later on. You will be healthier and the experience will be overall better. An example is a nice soup with a cup or two of brown or white rice in it.

>> No.10960701

>>10958672
For me it's 24 kings hawaiian rolls and a tub of butter to dip/rub them in. With a bottle of black cherry clear american.

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>>10958672
breakfast cereal. specifically something like reese's puffs. so fucking good. cheetos, gummi candy, and ice cream are the other things that i usually eat when baked.

>> No.10960715

>>10960228
Shut the fuck up, tranny

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>>10958672

>> No.10960917

>>10959135
October 17 get fucking hype

>> No.10960924

Try more mild flavors when high. You'll be surprised with how much more pleasant they are.
Things like a ding dong are suddenly 100x more powerful.
Fruits, chips, basic things.

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>>10958672
alpha brain
mct oil
kale shakes

>> No.10960935

>>10960212
This shit is my kryptonite. Ate 36 in one night once

>> No.10961166

>>10960935
Jesus, at a 170 calories a pop, you ate 6120 calories.

>> No.10961170

>>10960935
>>10961166
3 fucking boxes!

>> No.10961176

>>10959036
If I work hard from 6am to 8pm, who are you to judge? Did you run 8 miles today? If you didn't, should I look down on you?

>> No.10961192

>>10958851
so close
but the correct answer is THAI FOOD BUFFET

/thread

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Back on topic...
If you've never eaten an entire crave case of white castles while stoned you've never lived.

>> No.10961202

>>10959036
In a nutshell, yes

>> No.10961203

cereal

>> No.10961741

>>10960504
>>10960532
I see both perspectives. I enjoy drinking when I am socializing because everybody is more in sync in energy. Weed is when I need to chill or wind down alone.

>> No.10961746

>>10960935
Holy good lord. Those are way too fucking sweat.

>> No.10961749

>>10961198
I have and I can say with certainty that white castle is a shitty fast food restaurant. Their patties are way too small in proportionate to their buns.

>> No.10961914

a bullet

>> No.10961921

>>10960576
Get a load of this straightedged faggot, everyone

>> No.10961932

>>10959036
it's not any more shit than lsd or mdma. most overrated meme drugs i've ever had

an edible or a dab makes my day.

>> No.10961943

>>10958870
>weed
>addicted
dependency, maybe, but not addiction.

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>>10961932
>acid
>overrated

>> No.10962198

>>10959036
wrong it activates your third eye, you see the world and society for that it really is

>> No.10962342

>>10960141
useage per capita you fucking mongoloid

>> No.10962600

>>10960935
>>10961170
>>10961746
Twas a dark time in my life. I've since lost all the weight and rarely eat sweets. But I recently got high and I ate one again and I was in love. Shit's like crack

>> No.10962604

>>10962188
Acid is extremely overrated

>> No.10962716

>>10958870
>weed and opioids are the same
Imagine being this retarded

>> No.10962818

>>10962716
Just your average magatard's intelligence

>> No.10962858

>>10959463
fuck off degenerate
you're just as bad as weed fags

>> No.10962919

>>10958870
I bet you have zero friends and live in your mom’s attic

>> No.10962925

>>10962919
My mother doesn't even have an attic.

>> No.10962931

>>10961943
No, it's addiction. The science is pretty strong on this. You can become physically addicted to just about anything.

>> No.10962971

I have not smoked in years, but back in the day me and my buddy smoked a lot and we would get these ravenous spells of hunger.

Since we rarely had any food (we bought mostly beer & weed) I remember devouring raw oni0ns with him since we had no other ingredients.

The good thing with weed is that it makes all sorts of food taste fucking awesome.

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>>10962198
Pot-induced cosmic apotheosis is fleeting and nugatory. You understand only the world you've assembled in your imagination, while evincing your insouciance for your paramour's concupiscence for redamancy. Through the metanoia of life, one must maintain a novaturient perspective that assumes a socratic air of epistemic humility, be gracious that in your assumed ignorance you become the deserved cynosure.

>> No.10962984

Cheese and or chocolate.

>> No.10963046

>>10958672
a good warm homemade meal made with a lots of vegetables and chunks of meat.

takes time but I usually have a blunt saved for the waiting

>> No.10963084

>>10962976
Put the thesaurus down, tyrone

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Literally anything OP. My personal favourite is ice cream because its so cold and creamy and you just shovel it in your mouth.
Used to just eat junk food when I smoke but now I'll actually cook or eat healthy because it isnt sustainable to eat shit every day.
Also eating out while high is very enjoyable so long as you're used to being high or you'll probably get a bit noided.

Weed is great but just remember to keep it in check. If you're smoking at the end of the day and using it to relax you're fine. But when you spend the whole day high it isn't great for you in the long run, really kills your productivity

>> No.10963093

>>10962971
>raw onions
sounds awful but I completely believe it tasted good.

>There are people in this thread that have never experienced food high

>> No.10963143 [DELETED] 

>>10958675
>Cock because weed makes you gay
Fpbp

>> No.10963188

>>10962604
Literal retard
Acid is the thinking man's drug

>> No.10963198

>>10958672
Cyanide

>> No.10963200

>>10963188
different guy but if you like acid you should try truffles, much much better in my experience

>> No.10963227

>>10958724
This. I know a guy who just has the trashiest fucking diet riddled with sugar and he's a fucking Manlet skeleton.

Me? I'm not perfect but eating quinoa salad, yogurt, tea or a nice dinner is how to fucking do it. Eating poptarts and Nutella sandwiches just makes me sick, even drinking coffee will ruin the buzz because I get jittery

>> No.10963234

>>10959191
You're a fucking retard if you think working outside in sub 30 is anything to be proud of.

I bet you never worked outside in winter before, specifically this winter, it was fucking hell. Ontario was ranked the coldest capital in the fucking world.

Also shut the fuck up with your racist shit, you make the rest of us look like idiots when you talk like some inbred white trash from Brockville .

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>>10958672
Talk to towelie, he knows!

>> No.10963746

>>10963234
Shut up nigger, working outside in the winter in the north is nothing to be proud of. Didn't you qualify for an office job that pays better? I guess not so you feel that working outside is a badge of honor or some bullshit. Does it pay the bills?

>> No.10963751

>>10958675
Can confirm, I smoked weed and now I smoke dong

>> No.10963767

>>10963751
Have you tried huffing raid?

>> No.10963816

>>10962604
if you think acid is overrated then you didn't do enough my man

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HAHAHA LMAO WEED MUNCHIES LOL

>> No.10963840

>>10962919
I bet you're still in high school.

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>>10958917
>>10959073
>>10961943
>>10962716
>>10962919
t. Losers who extort their friends and family out of money because they need their "medical" hallucination plant to help their "anxiety disorder" and not just fuel an addiction that will inevitably lead to heroin overdose.
But no you're right. Let's flood the steerts with pot.

>> No.10963875

>>10963866
Fact is that all of my friends and myself from HS went on to be medical doctors, lawyers, and engineers. We were all white, what you're pushing is bullshit that you can't backup with actual facts. None of us went on to be murderers or psycho killers. We've probably smoked more weed, dropped more acid and eaten more shrooms than you'll ever see in your lifetime.

How do you feel being made to be a government shill and fool?

>> No.10963908

>>10963875
nice anecdotal evidence bro.

>> No.10963934

>>10958724
This guy knows. I like peaches and when I'm high I eat like four of them.

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>>10963875
>all of my friends and myself from HS went on to be medical doctors, lawyers, and engineers
No they didn't. They are working middle-class slave labor jobs getting by just okay enough to keep their roastie wives from fucking around too regularly.
Your irreverent lifestyle will inevitably leave you on the wrong side of history, partner. (And probably a gun at some point too)

>> No.10963948

>>10960583
Your entire post is kinda meaningless because of blatant reddit spacing.

>> No.10963949

>>10962931
You can't be physically addicted to weed.

>> No.10963950

>>10961943
>DUDE IM NOT ADDICTED
>YOU SCIENTIFICALLY CANT GET ADDICTED TO WEED
>*INHALES*

>> No.10963966

>>10960583
>why not do something like consume less of it next time rather than swear it off completely?
As a legitimate alcoholic I can vouch that this is not an acceptable response. If you have an addiction you can never meet it halfway then put it down. If you're 5 years sober and so much as touch a beer at dinner I promise that in a couple days you will make the exception to buy a 6 pack.
That night you drink 4 of the 6 but it's okay, it's the weekend right? Next night you kill the 2 and it just makes you uncomfortably buzzed with a craving for more. Tomorrow you go buy a .40oz after work. Next week you're buying 5ths. next month handles, showing up to work fucked up.

>> No.10963986

>>10958672
Unironically, frozen grapes.

>> No.10963989

>>10958683
>>10958675
>>10958696
>>10958698
>>10958793
>>10958870
>>10959059

Go samefag on
>>>/pol/

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>>10963989
>waaaaaah anyone who disagrees with me is /pol/
Kill yourself and your pothead friends, too. You are a burden on society.

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>>10963989
Um okay faggot.

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>>10963989

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>>10958672
>after smoking a LOT of weed

This is not debatable.

>> No.10964302

>>10963767
Does it taste like dick?

>> No.10964588

>>10963746
I work at an ad agency now so yes, I did make it inside.

You can Stay white trash, nobody gives a fuck about what you say in the end.

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>>10961932
>>10962188
>>10962604
>>10963188
>>10963816

Just your daily reminder that there is less than a 2% possibility that any of you have done real LSD-25 a.k.a "Acid" and have almost certainly done a cheap precursor research chemical. Which one? Most likely one of the cheap and easy to make ones. Spoiler Alert: Those aren't the good ones.


t.chemist

>> No.10964640

>>10964612
Now I'm genuinely curious. Why is genuine LSD so scarce? What's the difference between the real product and analogues?

>> No.10964645

>>10963989
Spotted the newfag that can't check for samefag posting

>> No.10964649

>>10964640
>Why is genuine LSD so scarce
production is not easy.

Further, stuff that gets imported rarely makes it's way too far inland. Most stays on the coasts.

If you're in new york or LA and want acid, it's gonna be a hell of a lot easier to find legit acid, than say Dallas, or Denver.

>> No.10964689

>>10963746
Wait, forget what I replied with, I think you quoted the wrong post

>> No.10964704

>>10958672
fruit

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>>10959713
Mommi you promised me a real snack.

My friends and I wanted Doritos

>> No.10964718

>>10962188
It is. I never want to go near that shit after only doing it a few times. Shrooms are so much better in comparison.

>> No.10964724

>>10964640
>What's the difference between the real product and analogues?

One will give you unparalleled insight into the universe and your inner self, the other will make you see an altered reality and increase your chance of schizophrenia.

>> No.10964731

>>10964718
Because you likely never got real acid and were doing research chems (25I-NBOMe, etc)

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>>10963234
>Inbred white trash from Brockville
Moving away from this town was the smartest decision I have ever made

>> No.10964747

>>10964731
Well, even then I'm not gonna seek it out. Powerful psilocybin shrooms grow in my area during May and June so I'd rather get ahold of something that's natural and can be accurately identified just by physical characteristics alone.

>> No.10964767

>>10964640

If it's less than $25 a tab, it is not LSD. Period.

>> No.10964768

>>10964747
Fair enough, but actual LSD is by far better than shrooms in my opinion.

>> No.10964770

>>10964767
Nigga you getting ripped off, I have gotten a 10 strip for $90 that was legit acid. Was at a rave in new york.

>> No.10964775

>>10964718
Real LSD blows shrooms out of the water imo. Much cleaner come up and far less nausea and anxiety. Lasts longer longer too.

>> No.10964787

>>10964770

>legit acid

lol I'm sure.

>> No.10964789

>>10964649
I haven't had any issues in Denver. It's a big party spot. I've had stuff from California and New York and it's all consistent. I only had bunk stuff once and it's obvious it's different

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>>10958672
a bullet.

>> No.10964795

>>10964139
kek

>> No.10964796

>>10964770

>If I trip balls it MUST be LSD!!!

Haha nah bruh, nah.

>> No.10964800

whoa dude munchies

*chuckle*

gotta grab some food

>> No.10964805

>>10963986
Going to have to agree here

>> No.10964809

>>10964789

If you don't test it, your personal experience means jackshit.

>> No.10964811

>>10964800
That was weak man

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>>10964768
You probably took psilocybe cubensis. Those are absolutely weak in comparison to the psilocybe ovoideocystidiata, they grow locally where I live. The trip from those have more depth and intensity than any other hallucinogen I've ever took. I've tried DMT and peyote before and they don't even compare.

>> No.10964815

>>10964787
>>10964796

not the same guy but having done a lot of different stuff that people called Acid (most recently 2NBOME on accident which was gnarly) and then having legit verified Owsley Acid, the difference is easily noticeable but shouldn't be paying more than 10 a hit unless you're in bumfuck nowhere

>> No.10964824

>>10964815

I guess if your dealer buys a couple hundred sheets in bulk he could realistically still make a decent profit and sell the tabs at $10. Otherwise you've been bamboozled my friend.

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>>10964795
thanks for the kek anon, i needed that today

>> No.10964853

>>10960935
Everyone acting like this is crazy but I'm not even fat and when I was really fuckin high, I'm talking absolutely ass blasted, I ate like 3 boxes of cosmic brownies, I was high as shit but even then I knew I was gonna have a bad time when I started coming down

>> No.10964860

Jack n the box or Carl's jr

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>>10964789
>>10964809
>>10964796
>>10964787
Don't forget to break out your test kit to make sure it is 100% legit. Wouldn't want the LARPers here claiming the trip wasn't genuine.

>> No.10964902

>>10964870
LARPer is not a synonym for neckbeard you stupid faggot

>> No.10964906

>>10964902
It kinda is.

>> No.10964926

>>10964906
They overlap but aren't the same
On 4chan it typically means someone pretending (role playing) to believe ideas they don't really hold, like a larping stoner fag defending weed, or a larping as a christian calling everything degenerate and quoting the old testament
Stop misusing terms you stupid boomer

>> No.10964935

>>10958672
a bullet

>> No.10964942

>>10964926
Lmfao look here we got someone that did their thesis on 4chan

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>>10964942
Me be retarded
Me laugh at smart people on 4chan
Dumb LARPers

>> No.10964961

>>10964926
This guy gets it
>>10964902
>>10964942
>t. neckbeard that walked through some secondhand smoke once

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>>10960202
>9mm

>> No.10964964

>>10964789
Don't want to beat a dead horse here but I'm technically a chemist. Understanding how it's synthesized should be clear by the end of second year. The precursors aren't readily available but they exist. Leave your basement once and a while. This stuff wasn't available to me consistently until my 30s and being in different crowds though. Maybe it's different for you.

>> No.10964967

Custom made sandwich
Can of Mountain Dew
Rice Crispy Treats
Gay porn because OP is a fag, and weed makes people gay

>> No.10964973

>>10964967
>Gay porn because OP is a fag
Therefore you'd eat some gay porn after you smoke weed?

>> No.10964979

>>10964964
>technically a chemist
great credentials, dude

>> No.10964987

>>10964979
I went through college but never worked as a chemist. It probably counts

>> No.10965003

>>10964987
>It probably counts
You're not helping your case, here.

>> No.10965023

>>10965003
I probably have one more bachelor's in chemistry than you do

>> No.10965042

>>10965023
Probably, you can continue attempting to suck yourself off, now that is cleared up.

>> No.10965061

>>10965042
I'm not telling you to feel inadequate. I just had something to say on the matter with possibly more experience than some of our other frens. I could be completely wrong though.

>> No.10965072

>>10964127
if you swallowed this pill would you die?

>> No.10965080

>>10958672
DUDE

>> No.10965085

>>10958672
Organic fruits

>> No.10965121

>>10958672
>Coffee
> A slice of white bread

>> No.10965144

>>10964612
How would you even know?

>> No.10965179

Seems like a disproportionate amount of /ck/ was bullied by stoners in school and hasn't gotten over it. I hope you anons can move past it some day.

>> No.10965184

>>10958672
poison

>> No.10965280

>>10965121
>Eating carbs
Lmaoing at your LIFE anon.

>> No.10965298

>>10965179
>hey man wanna get high later?
>n-no thanks
>no worries bro, just thought i'd offer. See you around.
later on the 4chins
>Fucking druggie degenerate normie at school tried to get me to buy his degenerate drug today and then wanted me to suck my dick for $3 because he couldn't afford bus fare.
>stoners amirite?

>> No.10965307

>>10965298
I'll let you blow me for $2. Not everybody is out to get you.

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>>10965298
This lol

>> No.10965362

>>10959135
You ain't a real leaf if cold makes you sad.

>> No.10965399

>>10960470
I took 3g and had the best burger of my life. The fuck you talking about.

>> No.10965748

>>10965144

Statistical data anon

>> No.10965785

>>10965144
you can buy test kits online and sacrifice a half tab to find if your stuff is legit, they're not illegal to sell or posses.

>> No.10965823

>>10958672
I bought that exact bong 2 weeks ago

>> No.10965857

>>10965823
you bought a gay pride bong? lol homo

>> No.10966167

>>10958672
DUDE! ... WEED! ... lmao

>> No.10966178

>>10958678
You are correct sir!!

>> No.10966268

If you're still in this thread:
Peanut butter chocolate Bugles.

/thread

>> No.10966761

>>10966268
Can't thread your own post

>> No.10966771

>>10958703
He said weed, not PCP

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>>10958672

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>>10958672

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redpill me on mardeljano

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>>10958675
The Bible says that men who lie with men should be stoned.

Definitely helps

>> No.10967126

>>10959036
>WAAAAH DESTROY YOUR LIVER WITH ALCOHOL LIKE THE REST OF US WAAAAAAH

>> No.10967135

>>10962976
Nice ten cent words faggot. You wanna pretend harder?

>> No.10967154 [DELETED] 

>>10967135
Why the hate? Has weed or weed users hurt you in the past?

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>>10964208
nah you're wrong, I just had one and it was meh at BEST

This here beauty is what I call a refreshing beverage!

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>>10963989
When did "if you disagree with me you're /pol/ or an incel" became this trendy??I see this on every single board

>> No.10967895

>>10966268
>If you're still in this thread:
I am now. Holy shit I made this thread as bait. Why the fuck are all these normalfag redditor weedfags not getting told to fuck off? This site fucking sucks now.

>> No.10967959

Winter spiced coffee with some creamy coffee beans, I usually add some chilli and cayenne to clear out all that hack shit. Good stuff.

>> No.10968503

>>10967895
>When you light a cigarette and come back to a forest fire.

>> No.10968702

>>10961198
I've eaten them drunk and my body punished me later with the Castle Cream

>> No.10968824

Ice cream.
Blueberries.
Chocolate
uhhh
strawberries
uhhhhhh
McDonalds, Taco Bell

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>>10958672
My best stoner meal experience was:
1. Draniki (don't forget dill and black pepper)
2. Fried chicken with spaghet. To make absolute god tier fried chicken I soak it in soy sauce, add some starch, mix it and then fry. That starch cement creates very thin crisp that seals all the taste inside. To make it even more turbo patrician god tier, I generously sprinkle it with mix of ground peppers after it's ready.

>> No.10968879

>>10967895
Yeah. I wouldn't have expected it to last four days either, at least summer is almost over.
I still stand by my suggestion

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>>10958870
>weed
>opioid crisis
Yeah okay, Jeff.

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Oatmeal/Porridge

Its not just a food, its an experience. I simply use milk and oats, add some blue berries and banana and then a dab of Greek yogurt on top.

I normally make 3 servings worth and just eat it right after smoking and get lost in it, then let ot digest while unleashing savage farts. By the end of the high, as I am feeling sleepy and expended, I take the fattest poo, I really get why people go gay. It doesn't hurt, but its a challenge. The feeling of wholesome satisfaction will roll over you like the soft flows of a tide coming in. This is the true high.

>> No.10970957

>>10958672
the best things i ever ate blazed were chicken tikka masala from my local Indian place and church's fried chicken.

>> No.10970959

>>10963939
>>>/pol/

>> No.10971909

>>10958870
you seem real fun at parties.

if you were ever invited to any.

>> No.10972423

>>10958675
FP
BP

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>>10971909
No, I'm not. As a matter of fact I regularly call the police to break them up as I live in a college town and hate the noise. I've called the cops at parties I've been invited to as well. Drugs are degenerate and degenerates need martial correction in order to rehabilitate into sombody useful (if they aren't too far gone.)
I'm sorry your parents failed you.

>> No.10973387

>>10973356
basically

people who do drugs recreationally don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us

>> No.10974373

bump

>> No.10974379

>>10974373
Why?

>> No.10974380

>>10974379
?

>> No.10974437

>>10973387
So caffeine, alcohol, sugar, and all that shit, right?

>> No.10974449

>>10974437
As far as I'm concerned those are degenerate too. (Although some sugar is unavoidable)

>> No.10974476

>>10973387
how about high-functioning drug users who contribute to society

>> No.10974507

weed is great
I have a fulfilling life and career and can’t wait for legalization here in october so I can purchase from my local dispensary and contribute to taxes. I don’t care if a bunch weebs on this shithole site think i’m a degenerate because I combust a plant. I don’t even drink which I highly detest but don’t judge others who imbibe.

>> No.10974512 [DELETED] 

>>10958672
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10974515

>>10974507
Dude, most of the weebs only like anime because they're stoned.

>> No.10974532

>>10974512
Enjoy your personal day off now get lost

>> No.10974541

>>10974512
>be weed related thread
>immediately get filled with anti-weed people acting like complete retards
Every time.

>> No.10974543

>>10974512
duuuude brooo u high too man lmaaoooooo bro ahahaha brooo BROOO this stuff is mad good yo you ever try salt & vinegar chips when ur high

>> No.10974562

>>10974515
You should never watch aime while stoned or drunk. If your mind isn't sharp you could easily miss the subtleties and details. It could be the intricate inner workings of a giant robot's hand....the obscure book referance amongst the titles filling a cluttered shelf in a seemingly random background....the lace-trimmed panty edge in a classic upskirt....or the exquisite artistic depiction of human emotion in a character's face. ...or any number of other important details. I mean, how on earth are you supposed to fully appreciate the lens flare accenting the jingle bell on the collar of a green-haired DFC loli maid catgirl dual-wielding a rocket-powered chainsaw and hellfire-enchanted katana if your brain is doped up with drugs and/or alcohol?

>> No.10974605

>>10974562
You're a moron, i can watch the same show 5 times baked and not give a fuck because I barely remember the finer details.

There isn't enough anime out there to occupy me if I were to sit down and seriously watch every episode like I was being tested on it.

>> No.10974639

>>10974605
>>replying seriously to that level of hyperbole
>>sure is sperg in here

>> No.10974789

>>10974562
>>10974605
>t. Nerds

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>>10959036
not even memeing had some of my best orgasms while high.
>makes music better
>makes food better
>makes sleep better

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>>10973387

>> No.10975624

>>10958672

Ripe Ranier cherries. I got a little over a pound when I went shopping last week and at most of them on the way home. They were great and I was stoned as fuck, good times.

>> No.10975921

>>10959713
Okay faggot

>> No.10975957

>>10958672
I really like fresh fruit and vegetables after I get high as fuck.

>> No.10976006

>>10958793
The fuck,it does. Get high and climb in the shower. Jerk off with one hand and eat the mango with the other.