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>order chinese from regular spot
>always says itll take 50-60 minutes
>only comes early if i feel bored and decide to jerk off
>have to kill boner asap so delivery guy doesnt see it

>> No.10955468
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>order American
>get shot

>> No.10955473
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>>10955462
>pizzaman is late
>stepdad beats me for not calling sooner

>> No.10955477

>>10955462
Same

>> No.10955503

>>10955462
>just city slicker thangs

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>>10955462
>tfw order a pizza and forget about
>Dress up like a woman
>doorbell rings

>> No.10955524
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>be Mexican
>cant enter American restaurant due to the wall

>> No.10955530

>>10955518
I've done that before, but I didn't forget about the pizza order.

>> No.10955581
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>be american
>go to mcdonalds and order undercooked hamburgers and bug soda
>mfw europoors will never know this feel