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10954270 No.10954270 [Reply] [Original]

>"ham"burger
>there's no ham in it

>> No.10954281

>>10954270
>American
>there's no brains in it

>> No.10954287

>>10954270
>european
>there are no balls in it

>> No.10954288

>>10954270
You can just put ham in it, you know

>> No.10954291

>>10954288
But then it's not a traditional hamburger

>> No.10954294
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10954294

see?

>> No.10954302

>>10954291
If you put avocado in that's not traditional either yet people still call that a burger. You can literally put anything in a burger. Even pineapple

>> No.10954306

>>10954294
gross

>> No.10954309
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>>10954302
>Even pineapple

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10954310

>>10954270

>> No.10954314

>>10954310
absolute shithole

>> No.10954320

>>10954310
looks comfy

>> No.10954337
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10954337

>"French fries"
>they're actualy from Belgium

>> No.10954465

>>10954314
What's wrong with it?

>> No.10954525

>>10954465
He's probably an am*rican so what he means is that he doesnt see any walmart or mickey d's

>> No.10954535
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10954535

>>10954270
The "ham" part of it got burgled

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10954537

>>10954302
>Even pineapple

>> No.10954543

>>10954537
Aloha Burger

>> No.10954545

>>10954310
this city is just cashing in on the success of the food

people would laugh though if there was Avocado Toast, California or Cheesesteak,
PA

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10954559

>"hamburg"er
>it's not in hamburg

>> No.10954588

>>10954559
It's "ham" + "burger". "er" isn't a word, brainlet.

>> No.10954597

>>10954270
>European
>There's Muslims in it

>> No.10954612
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10954612

>Hamb"urge"r
>I have an urge to eat it

>> No.10954620

>>10954270
The hamburger was invented in hamburger germany by franz josef hamburger

>> No.10954647

>frankfurter
>wiener
>it's just a hot dog lol

>> No.10954648

>>10954270
where the fuck is Hamburg?

>> No.10954656

>>10954647
heh, wiener

>> No.10954658

>>10954648
In Germania

>> No.10954664
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10954664

>>10954281
>>American
>>there's no brains in it
obsessed

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>>10954664

>> No.10954678
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10954678

>hamburg"""er"""
>isnt serves in an emergency room

>> No.10954679

>>10954306
You mean american*

>> No.10954703

>>10954678
no way

>> No.10954722
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10954722

>Wiener
>Is actually from Frankfurt

>> No.10954728

>>10954722
heh, wiener

>> No.10954730

>he doesn't use 50/50 mix and cook it med rare for max juicy
do americans really do this??? ;_;

>> No.10954759

>>10954588
>what is a suffix

>> No.10954902

>>10954759
Suffixate on my dick, why don't you.

>> No.10954927

>>10954545
are... are americans this stupid?
hamburg is an important city

>> No.10955117
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10955117

>>10954927
It was an important city in medieval Europe becauseit was a trade center. Today it's the same "immigrang" infested shithole that every major german city is since mama merkel opened the floodgates.

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10955124

>tfw hot dog
>there's dog in it

>> No.10955129

The original name is "Hamburger Rundstück", which means round piece from Hamburg. Nothing to do with ham.

>> No.10955135

>>10954310
>"ham"burg
>there's no ham in it

>> No.10955142

>>10955124
that's what you think.

>> No.10955155

>>10955135
the name Hamburg stems from "hamma", which is a forested hill which extends into the marshlands.

>> No.10955159

>>10955155
>"ham"ma
>there's no ham in it

>> No.10955162

>>10955155
Isn't there a guy in Lord of the Rings named Hamma?

>> No.10955173

>>10955142
>The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, with one thought being that it came from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat, starting in at least 1845.[21] In the early 20th century, consumption of dog meat in Germany was common.[22][23] The suspicion that sausages contained dog meat was "occasionally justified".

>> No.10955175

>>10954281
SEETHING

>> No.10955176

>>10955155
>"ham" burger
>which name Hamburg stems from "hamma", which is a forested hill which extends into the marshlands
>There is no forests in it

>> No.10955188

>>10955176
hmm, maybe sometime there were. old charles must have thought something when he founded that castle.

>> No.10955205

>>10955117
Yeah poor, drug infested, trigger happy nigglets are so much better

>> No.10955218

>>10955173
Also there was the Dackel, the famous German sausage dog, that looks like a sausage. It's kinda easy to draw the connection.

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>>10955218

>> No.10955293

>>10955285
delicious

>> No.10955675
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10955675

>pomme purée
>contains no apples

>> No.10955709

>>10955117
>a city loses meaning because of politics
i know you were trying to get a rise out of me but you arent even trying, come on now

>> No.10956005

>>10954545
For me, it's Tater Tot Casserole, KS.

>> No.10957730

>>10954525
>He's probably an am*rican
>eurocuck think his shithole is better because mama merkel is crashing it with no survivors

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>ham"burg"
>there's no kikes in the meat

>> No.10957829

>>10954648
USA, like everything else in the world.

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>>10954270
>"Ham"mer
>There's no ham in it

>"Ham"ilton
>There's no ham in it

>"Ham"mock
>There's no ham in it... wait!
Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.10957849

>>10957738
burg is German, berg is Hebrew.
Nice Reddit frog tho’.
Retard.

>> No.10957856
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10957856

>>10957849
Actually, they're both German

Berg is "mountain"
Burg is "Fort"

Jews have German last names because of 1000 years of intermarriage and assimilation.

>> No.10957907

>>10954902
good argument

>> No.10957955

>pomme de terre
>contains no pomme
fricken frogs

>> No.10957964

>>10957856
Um actually most of us have german last names because we were forced, by the end of the 19th century, to get a last name (before that, it was just, for instance, Moishe son of Abraham).

The last names were chosen by the Austrian empire administration (for my family that lived in Poland). When you were rich, you could pay to have a good name (e.g. Goldman, man of gold). You also could end up with an insulting name (e.g. Billig, meaning cheap)

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>>10954270
Then you are making your hamburgers wrong.
>tfw you put deli ham on that bitch as a topping

>> No.10958212

>>10954559
ham is haram

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10958213

>>10957856
>Jews have German last names because of 1000 years of intermarriage and assimilation.
>>10957964
>Um actually most of us have german last names because we were forced
I'm a jew and i must subvert

>> No.10958219

>>10958213
Or it's just a classic case of one person being right and the other being wrong.

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>>10954302
based and pineapplepilled

>> No.10958296

>>10958213
>>10958219
Well, I said "most of us", meaning that they were indeed jews that had taken german last names before they were forced to do so. But the vast majority kept their tradition.

If any of you want to know more: https://jewishcurrents.org/editor/the-origins-and-meanings-of-ashkenazic-last-names/

>> No.10958731

Burger? I barely know her!

>> No.10958896

>>10954902
10/10 response

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>>10954291
It's an Albany expression

>> No.10959572

>>10959523
Yes and you call them hamburgers despite the fact that it's obviously beef

>> No.10959626

>>10954270
Doesn't it? I've always thought a common process was to use pig fat when grinding the beef.

>> No.10959656

>>10954270
It's named for the town of Hamburg.
In old germanic "Hammaburg" from "hamm" meaning forest. so it means "the city in the forest" - you're welcome.

>> No.10959742

>>10959656
I've never heard of a town named "Hamburg" and why would they named food after that place?

>> No.10959763

>>10959742
Yes, that was a really funny joke the first time too.
Even the sixth...

>> No.10959773

>hamburger
>americans save a lot of time by shortening it to 'burger'

>> No.10959789

>>10959773
actually we just say "boigs"

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>>10959763
>Only serious discussions are allowed on this board!

>> No.10959856

>>10954525
there are plenty of mcds in europe lmao

>> No.10959865

>>10954270
>pizza
>there's usually no pee in it

>> No.10959925

>>10954543
Royale with cheese

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>>10954664
Yiiihaw, best comeback ever!

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>>10957849
>>10957964
>>10958213
>kikes nonetheless
>trying this hard to justify it
cant wait to for the "real" holocaust to start ;)

>> No.10960185

>>10959865
"usually"?

>> No.10960317

>>10960185
Well, it's extra.

>> No.10960332

>>10954337
Well, only america calls them french fries, no?

>> No.10960353

>>10960332
Nope. They're called freedom fries

>> No.10960399

>>10954337
French fries are french.

>> No.10960862

>steamed hams
>despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

>> No.10961092
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10961092

>American ''''cheese''''
>it isnt cheese

>> No.10961162

>>10961092
>American ""cheese""
>it tastes like shit

>> No.10961282

>"Sand"wich
>no sand

>> No.10961295

>>10961282
>not made by a witch

>> No.10961309

>>10961295
I stopped asking my mom to make me food when I was really young, because I'd say something like "can you make me a sandwich?", she'd wiggle her fingers and say "poof, you're a sandwich". so i'd microwave my own Tyson chicken nuggets, wasn't allowed to use knives to spread things like mayo or peanut butter.

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>>10961309
>wasn't allowed to use knives to spread things like mayo or peanut butter.
lol wut

>> No.10961640

>>10961348
Probably british

>> No.10962229

>>10955159
Based

>> No.10962234

>>10954612
absolutely based

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10962241

>>10954270
No burgers either.

>> No.10962950

>>10960399
Originally called "pommes frites", and said to have originated in Belgium, though the Germans and the French both grumble and say it was all their idea.

>> No.10962956

>”Hamburg”er
>the concept of putting a minced beef steak between a kaiser role isn’t from Hamburg

>> No.10964660

>>10962956
GOTT SCHUTZE DEN KAISER

>> No.10964920

>>10954672
>>10959950
I thought the "obsessed" thing was just a meme, but obviously I was wrong kek

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>>10964920

>> No.10966613

>>10955675
kek

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its a regional dialect

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>”steamed hams”
>obviously grilled

>> No.10966998

>>10965012
Yea, we all know what you look like already, buddy.

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>avacado
>can't be use for computer aided design