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make me depressed

>> No.10953328

look in the mirror

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i look into my soul and find my childhood memories died the second i found out about internet porn

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or wait it goes further back

>> No.10953356

it was when my mother left us and my dad had to take over the cooking

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>> No.10953364

>>10953356

you got any pix of your dads dick? i bet it was a proper bat

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>ahh just right

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>> No.10953401

>>10953370
You're fucking stupid if you think this is food gore. Charring bell peppers is a good way to get the skin off and adds smokey flavor overall to the pepper.

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>>10953370
>zoomer thinks you eat the charred skin

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>> No.10953457

>>10953452
cool scary ghost face 'za

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>>10953429
jesus christ this one is legit disturbing
fucking pakis put basmati in sushi baka can‘t we just nuke them already ffs

>> No.10953631

>>10953461
eh, this is a кyлич (traditional easter cake) that‘s why there is an egg inside

>> No.10953658

>>10953631
Why would you create a tradition of putting overcooked eggs in sweets.

>> No.10953666

>>10953329
I've seen worse. Canned salmon?

>> No.10953668

>>10953658
I assume the overcooking was a mistake and isn't part of the tradition.

>> No.10953716

>>10953403
FUCKIN' BURN

>> No.10953719

>>10953436
I bet that cost about £10 too

>> No.10953724

>>10953313
That looks aite and i'd eat it for lunch.

>> No.10953740

>>10953436
>take away package
Who tf orders poached eggs and butter toast for delivery? I guess you also like being constantly disappointed and like cold runny eggs.

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>>10953419

>> No.10953789

>>10953329
It's just tuna helper

>> No.10953801
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>>10953452
>the ingredients themselves know they are part of an Abomination and warn you off by mimicking nuclear warning signs.
>inb4 some cunt brings up the radioactivity of bananas; we all know that already.

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>> No.10953865

>>10953419
muna pilluun :D

>> No.10953869
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>>10953429

>> No.10953893

>>10953461
Easter bread is delicious

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>>10953801
>that pic
>"""food gore"""
>he doesn't eat Raw Meatbags

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Did someone say food porn?

>> No.10954998

why is there so much food gore from finland and sweden

>> No.10955059

>>10954998
perkele

>> No.10955063

>>10954998
Self-hating Finns hate their country and thus the food even though shit like >>10954533 doesn't even look that disgusting when compared to stuff other countries have, that maggot cheese in Italy for an example...
Also Swedes who simply hate Finland because they still haven't gotten over losing our clay and simply... well they're Swedes, that's what they do, hate others out of jealousy and spite as theirs soon a failed state.

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>>10953313
Cheese in the Coffee UMA DELICIA

>> No.10955103

>>10955063
you all need to stop taking in refugees and being leftist beta bitches

>> No.10955105

>>10955063
maggot cheese is from corsica

>> No.10955113

>>10953313
Im pretty sure I have this carrot cake thats been sitting in the fridge for close to a year.

>> No.10955120

Everything involving boiled hot dogs is food gore.

>> No.10955182
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>>10954998
>Finland produced some of the best bae I've ever seen, pic related

Was the secret in their food ? But sweden girl are mostly ugly as fuck

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Eat up hon

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Another DELICIA

>> No.10955887

>>10955182
I'm in Finland atm. The blonde girls here are absolutely gorgeous. I can't go back to American thots after seeing these Scandinavian goddesses

>> No.10955905

>>10955199
I wanna die

>> No.10955924

>>10953869
Haha I love it

>> No.10955929

>>10953329
I thought that was a globe of the world.

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>>10953313

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>>10955935

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>>10955887
Was the food really that disgusting? Show us some hottest dish in Finland these days

>> No.10956524

>>10953403
pathetic Wolverine cosplay as his twitter pic wat a fag.

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>> No.10956562

>>10953329
The lighting and plating really REALLY doesn't do that any favors but I'm sure it tastes decent.

>> No.10956596
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Have fun watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtm9IhfjKxQ

>> No.10956733

I cant even tell what half these fucking things are

>> No.10956740

>>10954144
Is that a mouse?

>> No.10956761

>>10955321
>tfw I do this with hot cocoa
it's so good bros, I literally cannot stop myself from doing it

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>>10953369
>soy

>> No.10956906

Can somebody post the crazy black woman with the bee snacks

>> No.10956949

>>10953801
Looks like it has lips and is really suckin on that faucet

>> No.10956974

>>10953396
jesus, i'm dying here. literally looks like shit and they're gloating about it on fuckbook

>> No.10957020

>>10956767
telling reddit all about this brand new meme

>> No.10957124

>>10953383
>weight watchers
Yeah, I guess being so gross you won't eat it will help you lose weight. Seems like a waste though.

>>10953396
The fuck kinda animal has "ribs" like that?

>> No.10957275

>>10957124
Roadkill often has deformed body parts from the collision.

>> No.10957282
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I just wanted to let you guys know that this is the picture they used for the official Wikipedia page on the Hot Brown

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what is it with basketball-americans and sink mixing

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>> No.10957367

>>10957329
Holy shit do black "people" actually do this?

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>>10953445
>cooking a whole animal is food gore

>> No.10957392
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>>10957376
some parts of the animal just shouldnt be cooked

>> No.10957394
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>>10957367
how the hell else are you supposed to season your wings

>> No.10957404

>>10957326
I'm sorry but this bitch needs to get beat hard.

>> No.10957406

>>10957329
Look at all that cholesterol.

>> No.10957417

>>10957392
Humans are scary af bros

>> No.10957426
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office LIFE HACK that will be a hit with your fellow coworkers

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>> No.10957448

>>10957426
>whens the coffee going to be ready
>oh god is ted making hotdogs again

>> No.10957466

>>10957356
They'll clean her out for sure.

>>10957394
In a large bowl? I suppose the sink isn't bad if it was cleaned beforehand.

>> No.10957483

>>10953382
mmmmm reminds me of college, i can practically smell it

>> No.10957486

>>10957326
>You probably season your chicken in the sink anyway
Do people do any prep work in the sink itself? Other than washing and maybe peeling why would any food be prepared in the sink? Where would I have to go for this to be a thing.

>> No.10957500

>>10953427
I thought it was a cat screaming in agony for a second.

>> No.10957604

>>10954445
God, that's depressing.

>> No.10957606

>>10956596
this is delicious, not food gore

>> No.10957625

>>10957438
UMA

>> No.10957630

>>10957625
>>10957438
Is that a guinea pig? Is so, it's Peruvian.

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>>10955929
What planet do you live on?

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>> No.10957824

>>10957742
>hating on smörgåstorta

>> No.10957838

>>10957634
How is this any different than cucumbers or lemons? Nothing wrong with a bit of extra taste

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>this is considered an abomination in /ck/

>> No.10957866

>>10957361
That's what happens when you get a sandwich from the subway that's staffed by Spyro characters.

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>>10953313
Hey anons /fit/izen here, today is my cheat day recomment me some food to order. I live in germany and a Domino's recently opened up here is it any good?

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>>10957871
Also i made pic related last month to pat myself on the back for a promotion.

>> No.10957886

>>10957871
Not really. But all I know about your country is Doner pizza

>> No.10957889

>>10957886
Nah i never eat that, they always wank in the sauce or meat.

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>>10957871
Sorry, but this a food gore thread.

>> No.10957919

>>10955321
I thought that was a broth with an entire bone in it. That would've been much better.

>> No.10957926

>>10957367
Black here. No, god no. Say whatever the fuck you want about black people, but holy shit, we know what a bowl is.

>> No.10957929

>>10953740
File name, it's from a stand in a UK airport.
It's not a delivery.

>> No.10957930

>>10953396
looks like some sort of pickled animal penis

>> No.10957931

>>10953419
looks neat, ima try it.

>> No.10958067

>>10953313


>>10953352

Sweden pls stop

>> No.10958250

>>10957329
>>10957326
I worked in a take-out chicken restaurant that mixed their stuffing in the sink.

>> No.10958252

>>10957356
>home-made salad and veggies
as opposed to ordering them online?

>> No.10959271

>>10953345
This is a coincidence due to the fact that the structure of your brain and thus your perception of reality changes dramatically upon entering adolescence

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>>10958067

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>>10957356

>> No.10959450

>>10957863
Am I in prison?

>> No.10959515

>>10957394
rip auntie Fee

>> No.10959520

>>10955929
I see it

>> No.10960106

>>10953425
Is that a shire for Moloch?

>> No.10960121

>>10953865
S-suomi?

>> No.10960134

>>10953400
that made me chuckle

>> No.10960140

>>10957326
Where is the potato salad? All I see if shit scraps that should've to the bin

>> No.10960196

>>10957438
it does look a little gruesome, but the way they cook it makes it super crispy and delicious

>> No.10960253
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>>10953865
eben :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10960274

>>10953425
I'm not even mad, that's hilarious.

>> No.10960279

>>10953419
With a little work that could be something.

>> No.10960330

>>10957863

What is the stuff in the pot?

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>>10958067
no

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just made this yummy casseroll
mm-mm :)

>> No.10960604

>>10953352
Now this is good food

>> No.10960642
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>> No.10960671

>>10957863
This only looked sorta bad until she added 3 different sauces and more lime juice. I was actually making noises of lament

>> No.10960721

>>10960642
Is that rödbetssallad?

>> No.10960742

>>10953445
Is this the Dark Souls of food?

>> No.10960970

>>10957282
I think that's about as good as a Hot Brown can possibly look.

>> No.10960979

>>10957356
What bothers me the most about this image is
>veges

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>>10954445

>> No.10961086

>>10960721
no its punajuurisalaatti

>> No.10961200

>>10957863
If this is cheap as shit its based
If they upcharge the fuck out of it like a hipster restaraunt because "Lmao so quirky!" they deserve death

>> No.10961221

Im thinkin bout those bees...

>> No.10961333
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breakfast lol

>> No.10961378

>>10957320
Is this from that fat negress that puts bees and shit on food? Looks like it.

>> No.10961387

>>10957926
And yet, those hands are suspiciously melanistic.

>> No.10961396

>>10960338
What a fucking garbage pile.
Are those konjac noodles? Good lord.

>> No.10962345

Bump

>> No.10962367

>>10957894
>food gore thread
>proceeds to post most based childhood meal
>tfw pudding burns your mouth

>> No.10962439
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>> No.10962441

>>10954144
>*googles "maito" and "tonnikalaa"*
When I saw that plate, instantly induced a feeling of despair and hopelessness in me and I knew it had to be Finnish.

>> No.10962447

>>10962367
you were supposed to remove the pudding before cooking, bro

>> No.10962467

>>10961396
Pretty sure ot's sauerkraut

>> No.10962473

Why is most of the stuff here obviously Scandinavian or Finnish?

>> No.10962482

>>10953401
>wasting the nutritious skin

>> No.10962521

>>10956767
soy lecithin makes you cum like peter north

>> No.10962527

>>10955952
That was a fast draw

>> No.10962529

>>10962521
why would i want a downgrade?

>> No.10962531

>>10962473
>shit food thread
>wondering why wh*teoids are over-represented

>> No.10962542

>>10962531
At least whiteys have food lmao

>> No.10962552

>>10962521
He did gay porn. Your point is moot.

>> No.10962555

>>10962552
are you implying that being gay is a negative trait?

>> No.10962562

>>10962555
Yes

>> No.10962660
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>> No.10962664

>>10955182
Repent, lust is a sin

>> No.10962665

>>10962555
Homos find homosexually a negative trait. Gay pride is a self appeasing movement. There's no pride in jamming your finger, toungue, cock or fist in another mans ass.

>> No.10962682

>>10962665
wtf I hate gays now!

>> No.10962686

>>10962665
t. virgin who has never had another man's anus inside his anus

>> No.10962700

>>10962686
That would only be possible if you pink sock'd him and he would be either unconscious or dead and you'd be covered in shit, blood and piss.
>Erotic

>> No.10962712

>>10962700
I'll be honest I got a half chub just reading that description

>> No.10962765
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>>10955182
Lots of milk

>> No.10962796

>>10953378
this is unironically what my roomate eats almost every day. he doesnt put them in the same bowl though

>> No.10962819

>>10957742
There is literally nothing wrong with smörgåstort

>> No.10962878
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>> No.10963009

Opening this thread was the biggest mistake of my life

>> No.10963023
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>>10962531

>> No.10963031

>>10962439
Delet this

>> No.10963115
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>>10957426
Do people in offices do this?

>> No.10963121

>>10962660
I'll bet that guy had some serious breyer's remorse.

>> No.10963147
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>he eats his steak rare

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>>10963121

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>> No.10963202

>>10962447
No, you're thinking of the brownie.

>> No.10963217

>>10953403
He's not wrong. Qualified dishpig reporting in

>> No.10963224

>>10953396
I thought it was pig feet

>> No.10963225

>>10957838
do you honestly not see a difference between putting slices of cucumber in water and putting in some mushy banana? the banana will disintegrate

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god i wish that were me

>> No.10963237

>>10953436
Luton Airport is focking shite. I think it was voted worst in Britain

>> No.10963245

>>10955321
So he put mozzarella in his coffee and tea? Jesus Christ is this Brazil?

>> No.10963259

>>10960979
fuck off amerifag

>> No.10963277

>>10963115
One time I had a fever and spent the whole day watching this on repeat because it was making me feel better.

>> No.10963537

>>10962712
Why on earth would cramming a dead mans intestines into your anus whilst covered in most bodily fluids give you a semi lad, you from long Eaton or something? This is /ck/ not /b/.

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>>10963121

>> No.10963632

>>10953427
cow tongue?

>> No.10963711
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>> No.10963774

>>10955929
What the hell else would there be a globe of, dicksquatter?

>> No.10963789

>>10953313

Oh shit son that's got to be some mäti fucking tahna

>> No.10963795

>>10957884

>wrapping things in bacon
why anon, why? that was some perfectly good asparagus anon. why did you make it your bitch?

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>>10953313

>> No.10963833

>>10962531
>Nordcucks
>Mongolians
>white

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new to /ck/, enjoy.

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>>10962660

>> No.10963902
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>Any food this man fixes his gaze upon.

>> No.10963984

>>10953436
like... what were you expecting when u ordered that?

>> No.10964129

>>10963860
Is this a prison birthday cake?

>> No.10964144

>>10960279
Replace with real sausage. What else could we do?

>> No.10964188

>>10962660
Tragic

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>>10955063
>that maggot cheese in Italy for an example...
I don't understand how it keeps getting mentioned as if it was a daily food everywhere.
It only gets made on a remote corner of the smallest big island of the country, and even then it's illegal to make because of health concerns.

>> No.10964216

>>10957426
Unless that's 100% glass, that coffee machine is ready to be thrown away.
You will NEVER get the smell and taste of hot dogs out of a plastic/plexiglass container that touched them even once. Never.

>> No.10964241

>>10964216
I have never seen a plastic coffee pot. Do those really exist? Wouldn't they get absolutely nasty looking in just a short amount of time?

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>>10961086
Cheeky Finn

>> No.10964251

>>10964241
Most of them are either plexiglass (which is still plastic) or heat resistant plastic.
Actual glass pots are pretty rare, and I doubt offices spend money on those.

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>>10953313
You ready for some cringe anon?

>> No.10964269

>>10964251
I'm not much of a coffee drinker so I've only owned cheap coffee makers but even those have always had a glass pot.

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>>10963632
Moose

>> No.10964307

>>10964288
such a waste of great meat

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>>10964307
Elaborate

>> No.10964325

>>10953400
why does that egg looks like it was made 10 hours before the picture was taken

>> No.10964339

>>10955199
only a gook

>> No.10964342

>>10957486
because they're broke/lazy niggers.

>> No.10964359

>>10961200
>mexico
>based
ok kid

>> No.10964360

>>10960338
fucking arabs.

>> No.10964362

>>10963121
you have to go back

>> No.10964373

>>10963860
I declare thee the winner of this thread

>> No.10964468

>>10962765
*unzips pants*

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>> No.10964549

>>10963225
no it won't you retard

>> No.10964572

>>10953445
This will make you stronger little timmy, or will kill you. It' a win/win situation

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>>10953313

>> No.10964654

>>10955321
I dont get it why did he break a bone into pieces and drop it in there.

>> No.10964668

>>10953621
Chill I've been to a pretty good sushi place in Pakistan there's some hope

>> No.10964669

>>10964651
I miss Zip's, almost makes me want to visit Spocompton. Almost.

>> No.10964749

>>10953865
Ah ah :DDD

>> No.10964827

>>10953360
This is delicious

>> No.10964862

>>10953865
>>10964749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKuDBynfxiQ

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>>10964651
Gas stations were a mistake.

>> No.10964883

>>10964864
>+tx
Wait, does that mean that taxes aren't already counted into the price? Why?

>> No.10964885

>>10953328
Oh snap!

>> No.10964908

>>10964883
>Wait, does that mean that taxes aren't already counted into the price?
Correct.

> Why?
I have no idea how it works in Canada, but here in the US sales tax varies not only by state, but also by city and county. Prices vary so much it's impractical to print standardized signs.

>> No.10964937

>>10964908
Makes sense but
>also by city and county
That must be some kind of a nightmare to manage.

>> No.10964975

>>10964908
But isn't that picture from a Canadian convenience store?

>> No.10964989

>>10964975
Probably that's why he said
>I have no idea how it works in Canada

>> No.10965062

>>10964937
Not if you understand how third grade math works.

>> No.10965126

>>10957466
so you can use your toilet after cleaning right?

>> No.10965183

>>10957863
I actually something extremely similar to this in Rosarito Beach (Mexico, but just across the border from San Diego.)

Had a massive hangover from the night before and this cured it.

>> No.10965487

>>10962531
So who want's to post the webm of the niggers making hamburgers out of mosquitos?

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>> No.10965513

>>10953396
the plating really brings it all together

>> No.10965528

>>10953436
>Luton
Yeah there's your first problem mate

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>>10955182
it's either that or pic related

>> No.10965554

>>10956596
I've never understood the appeal of man n cheese. I hated the stuff even when I was a child

>> No.10965564

>>10957323
this is how anyone who orders a steak well done should receive it.

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>>10960338
>diaspora serve this literal shit to europeans instead of some actual lahmacun
disgusting

>> No.10965587

>>10960979
send bobs and veges

>> No.10965615

>>10964491
is this nigga about to eat the damn scales

>> No.10965657

>>10965615
Yeah it's like eating crust on bread, that's where all the nutrients are

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>> No.10965678

>>10957884

>that bacon wrap attempt

Fuck anon..

>> No.10965697

>>10962482
the skin and seeds peppers have toxic lectins, that's the real reason to char the skins and remove the seeds. when you eat an apple do you consume the core, seeds and all?

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>>10965705

>> No.10965753

Watching Real Food on the Create channel right now.
This motherfucker is eating LAMPREY EELS.
GOD NO.
I will try just about anything short of literal feces, but lamprey eels?
Fucking hell m8.

>> No.10965760

>>10964491
Pike is fucking gross. Has to be one of the "fishy-est" fishes I've ever had.

>> No.10965763

>>10953425
It appears to be some sort of defiled meat obelisk.

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>>10963860

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>> No.10965876

>>10953427
that looks like a watery shit

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>>10957356
triggered

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>>10953370
lol leave this board and never come back

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>>10957326
And this is why I'll never eat potluck food

>> No.10966099

>>10962439
>oreo.jpg

>> No.10966143

>>10957486
There's that video of aunt something who prepares her food in the sink. She takes a bag of frozen wings or drumsticks or whatever, pours them in the sink, adds sink water, paprika, some other shit
it's disgusting

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>>10957338
Looks like leukemia

>> No.10966251

>>10954953
I love those crackers

>> No.10966253

>>10965849
What the fuck, did they boil it?!

>> No.10966329

>>10966253
Looks like it.

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rates my epic ribs 0/10

>> No.10966368

>>10963774
There are globes of other celestial bodies too you dumb faggot

>> No.10966386

>>10963193
Well I didn't see that coming

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>> No.10966427

>>10966343
if you say so
0/10

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>>10953801

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>> No.10966488

>>10963193
WAS THAT A FUCKING ORANGE??!!!!! ORANGE GUAC?!!

>> No.10966509

>>10964975
>>10964989

Yes, from Quebec in Canada

>> No.10966524

>>10966473
>artichoke starter: 16$
>Moules-frites: 29$
>Cake: 8$
haaa if my lunch was like that

>> No.10966546

>>10957282
>a whole fucking parsley stalk
you people weren't memeing with the whole wala thing

>> No.10966683

>>10966488
my mom is such a terrible cook, she used orange soda instead of lime juice to make guac, claiming they were the same.

>> No.10966696

>>10966683
Ask her to drink a glass of lime juice.

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>>10953313

>> No.10966739

>>10964260
i'm willing to bet her husband came home in a box with an american flag, and she let out a sigh of relief because her kid wasn't his

>> No.10966740

>>10957323
what the fuck???
>gets home from work
>smells like burned cow


>what

>>good steak fucking ruined
>one veggie bite
>one potato bite
>dump her

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>> No.10967097

>>10965670
the uma is strong in this one

>> No.10967173

>>10960338
>people bashing this because they don't realize that it's literally just an open kebab with cheese and tomato sauce

>> No.10967350

>>10953445
>Ridleydiesforathirdtime.jpg

>> No.10967374

>>10957356
I'm ready to die now.

>> No.10967379

>>10957634
I'd give it a shot

>> No.10967383

>>10966251
Well i love you anon :)

>> No.10967410

>>10957742
I'd try that too
>>10960338
I might try that if I were drunk
>>10965705
Wait...what?

>> No.10967453

>>10965705
>>10965732
>>10967410
>not knowing Viheraho-senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-qOz8hOnGs
You are but a tiny grasshopper

>> No.10967584

>>10959362
Will that actually make you sick or is it a meme like pork which you can eat raw?

>> No.10967588

>>10965862
Literally nothing wrong with this

>> No.10967767

>>10962467
its pizza sallad

>> No.10967809

>>10965858
What is this? x3

>> No.10968025

>>10957438
this is an incan dish called "cuy" eaten on chile, peru and bolivia