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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>I've had two strokes because I can't control my fast food fat binges
>I should go on the keto diet
j*/ck/ really does want to kill himself. hook tube to avoid giving this shit head money
http://hooktube.com/watch?v=SuBpgG8VmcQ

>> No.10948084

>hooktube
>he doesn't know

>> No.10948087

lmao but he's /ourguy/

>> No.10948096

>>10948087
If that were true we wouldn't want to see him dead

>> No.10948102

Good goyim continue eating (((sugar))) and (((grains))). Man was never supposed to eat animals :^)

>> No.10948110

>>10948096
salt salt salt, all I taste is salt

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>>10948084
fuggin youtube

>> No.10948138

>>10948110
How's typing with your left hand working out for you?

>> No.10948142

>>10948102
switching to keto without drastically cutting your calories when you weigh 500 pounds and have had two strokes is heart failure waiting to happen
the average person, including reddit cancer (which you probably are) doesn't understand eating below maintenance or hitting protein macros so they just eat plates of fried shit and bacon which is just as bad as sugar

>> No.10948143

>>10948138

I lose peach to test

>> No.10948185

>>10948102
All of the American anti-sugar advocates are Jews though. So your conspiracy doesn't really make sense, given that it's all Jews promoting carbphobia (Lustig, Taubes, Ludwig, Perlmutter, etc.)

>> No.10948202

>eggs
>cheese
>butter
>ground pork
>milk

RIP ja/ck/

>> No.10948262

>>10948133
I got banned from YouTube for uploading Mountain Dew by the Clancy Brothers - the song was "violent" and violated YouTube communoty guidelines (lies).

I got the boot for exposing the Las Vegas shooting as a cover up.
I'm thinking about getting a lawyer for free speech violations.

>> No.10948373

>>10948262
That's not how free speech works, you ass. It applies more to the fact that I wouldn't be interrogated and beaten for taking shit about Trump or the Republican party. If I created a website and didn't want your garbage music playing, I can take it down whenever. These are terms you agreed to already.

>> No.10948449

>>10948373
no one cares leftypol retard he was fucking kidding

>> No.10948458

>>10948185
Jews control pretty much every facet of society you retard.

>> No.10949161

>>10948458
post proof

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>>10949161

>> No.10949298

>>10948449
>everyone I don't like is leftypol
Like clockwork.

>> No.10949305

>>10948202
Yeah, in moderation or even in keto moderation these are fine, but for jack it just becomes

>excess cholesterol and fat
>excess fat
>excess fat
>excess fat
>excess fat

Dude's gonna blow his heart out in record time.

>> No.10949312

>>10948072
Don't post here again

>> No.10949316

>>10948072
God damn Jack looks and sounds bad

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>>10949312
Kys retard

>> No.10949351

Jack is an exceptional example of how malleable the human body can be. I hope he donates his body to science after he croaks.

>> No.10949362

>>10949298
>someone posts a retarded comment
>that person is a liberal
Like clockwork.

>> No.10949424

>>10949272
holy shit

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>>10948142

>> No.10949557

>>10948449
>he was kidding
Nice backpedaling.

>> No.10949700

>>10949351
in an alternate timeline these 500 pound youtubers are selling their souls to scientists to livestream clinical trials

>> No.10949772

>>10948096
I want to see him live and get better. Hopefully this stroke will be a wake-up call but we'll see. Using keto as an excuse to just eat shitloads of meat is not a good start.

>> No.10949817

Am I the only one who wants to see a porno of stroked out half paralyzed obese jack fucking Tammy in various positions?

>> No.10949836

>>10949817
No chance his dick works at this point

>> No.10949843

>>10949772
I'm curious as to why. You can get all the bad food advice you need right here.

>> No.10949844
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10949844

Be honest /ck/, do you actually dislike Jack?

>> No.10949855

>>10949844
I hate all american'ts so yes.

>> No.10949860

>>10949844
Yes

>> No.10949862

>>10949836
Can anyone confirm or deny this??? I might have to cancel my trip to Tennessee. :C

>> No.10949866

>>10949844
No. He's a moron but all of his quirks and his cooking fuckups make him oddly endearing. Jack on the Go is also very entertaining.

>> No.10949869

>>10949844
not really. I dislike the way he """cooks""" things and his stupidity of keeping up his """diet""" the way he does, even after having multiple strokes, but I'm getting entertained by his content.

>> No.10949885

>>10949844
Yes. Originally I watched people like him because it's funny to watch garbage chefs on youtube. His weight and near satirical production level made it even better. Once he started to talk about how no one can criticize him because he's just an average Joe cooking things and its either a fail or success I started hating him

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>>10949459

>> No.10949914

>>10949272
wtf im redpilled now