/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10947567]

>be white
>go to Chinese restaurant
>the waitress gives me a fork and knife even though I know how to use chopsticks

[Anonymous No.10947572]

>>10947567
That was helpful of her, fork and knives are objectively better tools anyway.

[Anonymous No.10947574]

>>10947567
Why not just sell opioides to her children

asians aren't creative enough to get out of their rice fields anyway, so teach her quantum physics and hope that gets you somewhere.

[Anonymous No.10947589]

>chinese restaurant
>cute, friendly middle-aged lady is always there
>want to order in mandarin to impress her but too cowardly to try

[Anonymous No.10947591]

>>10947589
Chug hot sauce to train fren

[Anonymous No.10947608]

>>10947589
>chinese restaurant
>grumpy rude middle-aged lady who makes it inconvenient for me to merely place an order
>the husband chef guy is wholesome and welcoming

[Anonymous No.10947638]

>>10947608
I hate women

[Anonymous No.10947640]

>>10947567
>Not just bringing your own chopsticks like a true Weeb.

Get on my level, OP.

[Anonymous No.10947700]

>>10947640
Oddly when I go to Japanese restaurants they give me chopsticks even though I'm white.

[Anonymous No.10947715]

>>10947700
>glorious nippon sensei
>stooping so low as to own baka gajin cuttlery

"No."

[Anonymous No.10947798]

>be white
>go into chinese restaurant
>they give me chopsticks assuming I know how to use them
>have to ask for cutlery

[Anonymous No.10947892]

>be white
>go to chinese restaurant
>they don't give me any utensils
>just a glob of sticky rice
>the lady even smiled after I gave her 10 cents

[Anonymous No.10947906]

>>10947567
only a massive weeb retard would would chopstix over a fork and knife even if you know how to use them. a fork and knife is objectively better in literally every way

[Anonymous No.10947932]

>people say fork and knife instead of knife and fork

[Anonymous No.10947938]

>>10947932
>people saying knife and fork instead of just using your hands

[Anonymous No.10947969]

>>10947567
>be Chinese
>go to Italian resturant
>waitress gives me chopsticks even though i know a fork is more optimal as silverware for Italian food

[javascript:quote('175274946');(...) No.10947992]

>>10947567
>be black
>go to chinese restaurant with chinese friend
>the chef gives me a big box of grease.

[Anonymous No.10947999]

>be white
>don’t go to chinese restaurants

[Anonymous No.10948006]

>be American indian
>don't have a reservation
>other customers faces when

[Anonymous No.10948037]

>be white
>give me only chopsticks
>U-Uh do you have any forks i can't use these

[Anonymous No.10948127]

>>10948006
based

[Anonymous No.10948972]

>Go to Chinese restaurant
>Know Chinese
>Can't speak it to native people because I'm scared

[Anonymous No.10948990]

>be Korean
>use hands to eat at every restaurant
>people give me looks
>mfw i know how to use every utensil

[Anonymous No.10949078]

>go to Chinese place
>say Xie Xie (thanks) after ordering
>they act like nothing happened

Bitch you should be thankful I respected your language

[Anonymous No.10949120]

>>10949078
That's Mandarin, you dumb fuck. Most Chinese in the U.S. speak Cantonese, and "thank you" sounds like "M Goi" or "Doe Jay."

[Anonymous No.10949135]

>>10947938
What, are they deaf?

[Anonymous No.10949141]

>>10949120
This is true. If you were up in Canada then Mandarin would fly

[Anonymous No.10949143]

>>10949120
Shut the fuck up i know what Mandarin and Cantonese is bitch, if I heard them speaks Cantonese I would have speak Cantonese, and they didnt

[Anonymous No.10949156]

>>10949120

>most Chinese in the US speak Cantonese.

Anon what about that post said he was at a Cantonese restaurant. Even then lots of Cantonese speakers know Mandarin too but not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.10949191]

>>10949078
Why would you say thank you after ordering.
>>10949120
Can confirm

[Anonymous No.10949201]

>>10949191
Why wouldn't I

[Anonymous No.10949270]

>be white
>go to Chinese restaurant with Dad
>Dad gets chopsticks
>he uses them as skewers and stabs his food

now I understand

[Anonymous No.10949288]

>>10947567
I agree. This is racism in action. Can you believe I have to put up with this shit?

[Anonymous No.10949318]

>>10947567
Using chopsticks would be cultural appropriation. They're not for you because you're a white male.

[Anonymous No.10949326]

>be indian
>eat out of big communal bowl with my hands like a chimp

[Anonymous No.10949336]

>>10949326
>be indian
>shit in big communal bowl like a civilized person

[Anonymous No.10949371]

>>10947574
>follow recipe
>"I am so creative"

[Anonymous No.10949403]

>be white
>be a regular at Chinese resto. On first name basis with owner
>years later
>let's me in on a secret menu. It's the "Chinese menu" which has all the stuff they think white people won't like.
>find out this isn't even super uncommon.
>mfw Chinese food is a conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.10949413]

>be white
>go to taco bell
>forget to specify fire or diablo sauce
>black employee adds a handful of mild sauce

[Anonymous No.10949447]

>>10949413
fuck damn do i dislike interacting with blacks that i dont work with.

[Anonymous No.10949454]

>be Chinky
>go to Chinese place
>resturant staff smile and greet to white more then to us chinky

I Sometimes hate my own race, it's sad and depressing.

[Anonymous No.10949456]

>>10949413
Taco Bell’s hot sauce is objectively shit. The mild has flavor unlike the others.

[Anonymous No.10949457]

>>10949336
>>be indian
>>shit in big communal bowl like a civilized person

[Anonymous No.10949466]

>he doesn't carry machined brass chopsticks with him everywhere

[Anonymous No.10949468]

>>10947906
incorrect. there are countless times wher ei dont want to eat my food with a cold metal fork.
>creating mroe dishes to clean up when you could just use the ame chopsticks you cooked with to eat with.

certain dishes just taste better when eaten with two fiborous sticks.

[Anonymous No.10949472]

>>10948006
so youre a pajeet?

[Anonymous No.10949504]

>go to new sushi place
>hostess is cute, friendly 20 something asian girl
>it's only me and one other customer
>she sits with me and orders for me in japanese to chef
>I dont even like salmon roe but I force myself to eat it because shes cute as fuck
>I only get charged for half of the stuff I eat
>shes openly flirting with me
>it gets busy suddenly so she has to leave me
>too much of a sperg retard to get her number or ask her out and it's too late by then

[Anonymous No.10949520]

>>10949504
Go there again then brainlet

[Anonymous No.10949580]

>>10949466
I would unironically like some some brass chopsticks. W2C?

[Anonymous No.10949606]

>>10949504
>go to local sushi joint for lunch special
>feeling peckish
>i want some gyoza
>dont see gyoza
>figure ill ask the white qt waiting my table if she has pot stickers
>"i dotn know what those are"
gyoza you fucking sjw tumblr wench. fucking pot stickers you cracker ass ghost. fuckign pot stickers
>"oh yes, we have gyoza"

i still havent forgiven her for that fuckign horse shit.
and to this day, contrary to how offensive my korena roommate finds the term, i will always call them PAHT STIGGERS

[Anonymous No.10949641]

>>10947567
>Chinese restaurant
>cute friendly Chinese woman with big breasts
>never talk to her even though she hovers near the table
>a year later she is married to a white guy who is fatter and uglier than me

[Anonymous No.10949642]

>>10947567
>be indian
>go to any restaurant
>eat with my hands
>shit under the table when they bring my bill

[Anonymous No.10949651]

>>10947700
That's because the Japs give no fucks. "Figure it out or don't eat."

[Anonymous No.10949658]

>>10947608
this is unironically the best, i love when this happens and i dont know why, i think it is because it reminds me of my parents and i am very sad and lonely

[Anonymous No.10949928]

>>10947567
Cool story.

[Anonymous No.10949943]

Ching chong

[Anonymous No.10949947]

>>10947608
I think I go to that exact same restaurant

[Anonymous No.10949988]

>>10949135
Bless you, anon.

[Anonymous No.10950281]

>>10947608
pretty much the same at my local one. based china man

[Anonymous No.10950323]

>be Jewish
>go to German restaurant
>hostess beckons me into the kitchen
>kitchen staff put me in the oven

[Anonymous No.10950433]

>>10949606
You're objectively an ass and should learn to use your eyes. Some of us never go Chinese restaraunts and don't know wtf these bullshit terms are. Just call them dumplings you swine.

[Anonymous No.10950451]

>>10947567
>go to a Chinese restaurant
>waitress asks me what I want
>slouch down my seat and yell, "喲,我想要炒飯和雞肉!"
>everyone laughs
>Chinese cook sucks his teeth and says, "You okay, American boy"
>Hear "可愛" from one of the girls

[Anonymous No.10950465]

>>10950323
a fuckin bug

[Anonymous No.10950757]

>>10950451
>自以為是老外

[Anonymous No.10950816]

>>10949606
>potstickers
You mean pelmeni?

[Anonymous No.10950817]

>>10947700
Japanese and Vietnamese resturants always give Chop Sticks. Its a big reason I learned to use them, I always felt it was rude to ask for something else.

[Anonymous No.10950823]

>>10949466
So how is it seen to carry chopsticks around? Is it dorky or is it more common than think?

[Anonymous No.10950858]

>>10949456
This. I usually get fire and mild only because mild actually has a flavor and fire has a good amount of hotness

[Anonymous No.10950869]

>>10950757
>愚蠢的青蛙张贴在讨论中

[Anonymous No.10951208]

>>10947567
>Be of Asian descent
>Go to a vaguely "Asian" fusion restaurant
>They give everybody a knife and a fork for the "Asian" food, so I have to ask for chopsticks

[Anonymous No.10951225]

>>10947567
>be white at asian restaurant
>know how to use chopsticks
>waitress offers them
>refuse in favor of superior utensils
Sushi might be an exception, so of course you're supposed to eat that with your hands anyway.

[Anonymous No.10951232]

>>10947608
Lol.
I had a similar experience but she faked being nice so hard, but you could tell she was just drooling for the shekels.
Meanwhile the husband is like her slave and super nice and quiet. Happily answers questions while making your sushi.
She looked fucking pissed when I switched from tipping at her register to giving it directly to the husband, who lit up.

[Anonymous No.10951248]

>>10947798
this

[Anonymous No.10951302]

>>10947567
>go to Japanese steakhouse for my 22nd birthday
>unsheathe the imitation Edo period chopsticks from the pouch on my belt loop
>the hibachi chef laughs at me and says something in Japanese to another hibachi chef while pointing and still laughing at me

[Anonymous No.10951319]

>>10950323
SHUT THE FUCK UP ADAM.

[Anonymous No.10951323]

>>10949447
There's always that one cool black dude at work.
The most racist guy I know (said the KKK wasn't, said they would drag you out into the street and beat you if you acted like a chimp, aka beat your wife and don't have a job for extended periods, regardless of color. No idea if true.) said he's cool and friends with a couple "black fellas" at his job.

[Anonymous No.10951331]

>>10947567
>be me mexican
>craving a big mac with extra sauce
>drive 20 minutes to nearest mickey d's
>fucking wall built around it

[Anonymous No.10951333]

>>10949454
Leave bigger tips. I tipped like 35% at this Korean place and the old lady owner treated me like family after that. Next to the heated fan in the winter, facing the tv.
Too bad it closed when her husband died. The Vietnamese place next door sucks and probably helped kill the joint.

[Anonymous No.10951336]

>>10947567
>be white
>go to Chinese restaurant
>ask for authentic hot Chinese food
>it's medium at most

[Anonymous No.10951341]

>>10951302
Oh shit. I have collapsible chopsticks that come with a pocket with a belt loop.
Am I an asshole for owning this even though I would never in my darkest nightmares take them out of my apartment?

[Anonymous No.10951389]

>Go to Chinese restaurant with asian friend
>Chinese customers before us and after us get chopsticks and tea for their free drink
>We get knives and forks and cans of mountain dew
You guys are alright

[Anonymous No.10951406]

>>10948006
Kek

[Anonymous No.10951426]

>>10947589
Just tell her you're trying to pronounce it correctly before you do. You'll probably butcher it but that's fine. Their English sucks anyway. She'll probably get a kick out of it and will remember you. You might even get hooked up with chopsticks next time

[Anonymous No.10951462]

>>10947567
>be asian
>go to White restaurant
>they give me tiny hamburgers to emphasize the fact that I am a short person.
>fucking racists

[Anonymous No.10951883]

>>10949403
Just wait until he lets you in on the super chinese menu with chicken feet and pig snout

[Anonymous No.10951890]

>>10951883
Yeah. That's the one I'm talking about!

[Anonymous No.10951898]

>>10951883
The chinese place I used to live by openly has the "Chinese menu" on their printed menu.
I am assuming they were chased out of Chinkland for giving away the launch codes so easily.

[Anonymous No.10951947]

>go to asian snack import store
>asian girl behind the counter turns off asian tv and turns on mtv or something for me
What did I do to deserve this.

[Anonymous No.10952021]

>>10947906
Not everyone is 300 lbs you amerifat. We don't need to shovel every bite into our gullet.

[Anonymous No.10952042]

>>10952021
>points out objective fact that OP is a weeb
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO AMERIFATS
I figure my lease is about up for living in your head yuropoor, are we keeping the rent at 0 dollars?

[Anonymous No.10952155]

>>10949468
>>creating mroe dishes to clean up when you could just use the ame chopsticks you cooked with to eat with.


not a problem for people that arent too poor to afford plastic single-time-use cutlery

[Anonymous No.10952251]

>>10952042
>knows how to use chopsticks
>week

looks like a flyover is just jealous of being able to see the sea...

[Anonymous No.10952290]

>>10952251
>requesting chopsticks or getting uppity that you weren't given an objectively inferior way of eating because you like to pretend to be asian
>le amerigans doesn't work so he turns to flyover-posting
oof

[Anonymous No.10952351]

>Work at a thai resturant
>Eat spicier food than the chefs make
>Go to another Thai resturant
>Ask for food "Pet Pet" Spicy
>They still make it white people spicy and they don't even offer me spicy fish sauce

:/

[Anonymous No.10952395]

I can see in the waiters face he's holding back laughter when a non-asian asks for chopsticks, ohhh look at this cultured big boy, he's going to prove to everyone how worldly he is because he uses chopsticks once every two months.

[Anonymous No.10953045]

>>10951302
Alright anon, just so you know, there's as much chance they weren't making fun of you as they were. See here's how the Japanese sense of humor goes:
>Hey look, the sky is blue!
>You're right! Hahahahaha!

So what they probably said was something along the lines of:

>Hey, that guy is so hungry he brought his own> chopsticks!
>Hahahaahah!

>And look how nice they are!
>Yeah man those are some nice chopsticks!
>Hahahahaha

Basically people laugh like idiots about everything. It's how you build rapport with your companions.

[Anonymous No.10953055]

>>10952395
This is some good projection

[Anonymous No.10953074]

>>10950451
Based

[Anonymous No.10953115]

>>10948006
hahaha

[Anonymous No.10953120]

>>10949156
>Even then lots of Cantonese speakers know Mandarin too but not the other way around.

this. chinaman here

[Anonymous No.10953126]

>>10951341

Nah it sounds like a funny novelty item.

[Anonymous No.10953220]

>>10947567
>Chinese restaurant
>Go in to order some food for home
>Annoying white woman is being rude and is outright insulting the overworked Chinese waitress for no reason
I was about to lose my cool and put her in her place but she decided to leave. I hate seeing people be rude to staff when they know they can't say anything back to defend themselves

[Anonymous No.10953228]

>>10953220
anon was gonna have to whip out his inner white knight lol

[Anonymous No.10953238]

>>10953228
As I said this has nothing to do with gender

[Anonymous No.10953350]

>>10949135
Maximum overkek

[Anonymous No.10953355]

>Be white
>Go to a sushi place
>Order a lunch special that comes with sushi, rice, and a salad
>They bring me only chopsticks
>Never used them before
>Ask for a fork
>"Sure"
>Waiter never comes back
>Eventually a completely different waiter brings me the bill when I finish eating, using the chopsticks the best I could
I wish I was joking.

[Anonymous No.10953507]

>>10953355
That was one of the most uninteresting stories I've ever read. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.10953521]

>>10947567
>go to Chinese restaurant
>want chopstick

[Anonymous No.10953543]

>>10949318
But they are appropriating western civilization

[Anonymous No.10953555]

>>10953355
Literally watch one youtube video on how to use them, and you won't have this problem anymore.

[Anonymous No.10953568]

>>10949270
I think thats why they typically make you ask for cutlery at jap places cause its funny to them.

[Anonymous No.10953573]

>>10953543
And you're appropriating being a NEET virgin hikkimori. Sunrise, sunset.

[Anonymous No.10953608]

>be white
>go to a gyro place and order
>other whites enter and order gy-ros

[Anonymous No.10953639]

>>10947574
wh7at

[Anonymous No.10954104]

>be white
>chinese buffet
>chinese girls walk in
>they get some kind of shared pot and plate with bowls of rice
Is there some secret menu that only other chinks get while whites have to mull at the trough?

[Anonymous No.10954124]

>>10954104
>>10949403
Didn't even see this before posting. It's fucking true!

[Anonymous No.10954138]

>>10954104
How do we find these secret menus. We should let the hipsters and soiboys know about it so we ruin the secret

[Anonymous No.10954166]

>>10947567
>go to Chinese restaurant
>have laryngitis so friends ordering for me
>friend asks for a fork but doesn't say it's for me
>waiter hands it to me, only white person in the group

[Anonymous No.10954225]

>>10954138
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.10954239]

>>10954166

Too bad you're not black. If you were black you could have cried racism, made a scene, and tried to get free food out of it.

[Anonymous No.10954779]

>>10950451
he cute

[Anonymous No.10954793]

>>10953228
Being a decent person doesn't make you a white knight. Especially if the person who is assaulting is obese, you're on Shrek duty then.

[Anonymous No.10954803]

>>10947992
>be black
>go to chinese restaurant with chinese friend
>waiter acts like a punk bitch

[Anonymous No.10955002]

>>10947608
>>10949947
>>10950281
>>10951232

I get this in my local Chinese place in the UK. Is this a worldwide thing?

[Anonymous No.10955011]

>be white
>go to work
>shitskins take most of my pay as welfare in the form of taxes

[Anonymous No.10955026]

>be white
>go to Ethiopian restaurant
>know how to use utensils
>forced to eat with my hands like a nigger

[Anonymous No.10955079]

>>10950433
If you don't know what pot stickers are you're objectively retarded

[Anonymous No.10955086]

>>10955026
Yeah, because you've never eaten a taco in you life before, right? Fucking yutz.

[Anonymous No.10955130]

>go to some mexican pizza place
>the waiter is very cute
>thinking about asking for his number as a joke
>he turns around
>notices he has a hickie on his neck

[Anonymous No.10955140]

>>10954225
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.10955166]

>>10955086
Tacos =/= Ethiopian

[Anonymous No.10955197]

>>10947567
I haven't had that issue in a while but I always hated that. Part of the reason I am here is so I can use chopsticks and not feel quite as retarded as I would elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.10955198]

>>10955166
Then gyros you dumb cunt who's too retarded to know how to eat a bread+filling and can't understand analogs.

[Anonymous No.10955212]

>be white
>everyone treats me nicely with respect

[Anonymous No.10955217]

>>10955198
Gyros =/= Ethiopian "food"

[Anonymous No.10955235]

>>10951331
quality posy

[Anonymous No.10955310]

>>10955217
At some point, we'll stop wondering if you're faking being a retard, and just know it to be true.

[Anonymous No.10955342]

>>10949135
no fucking way, god bless u

[Anonymous No.10955910]

>white
>owned one fork
>it went down garbage disposal in sink and didn't survive
>too lazy to buy another fork
>only use chopsticks now
>it's unironically superior in every conceivable way
>gotten asian tier skill
>trying to learn to use them with my left hand
>>10947906
You can't cook with a fork and knife. Chopsticks are god tier. Don't scratch your shit up, no scratching up your coffee mug, they can go safely in any pan. Stir shit, pluck shit, great for frying plantain or tempura, good for omelettes, good for grabbing stuff out of jars. Forks are shit, you can't pick up a food bit without stabbing it and potentially ruining it. Chopsticks are superior. I don't actually know of anything you couldn't eat with chopsticks. Even soup and cereal work. Yogurt, mashed potatoes, sauteed spinach, you name it.

[Anonymous No.10956638]

>>10955910
Soup

[Anonymous No.10956829]

>>10949403
Feelsgoodman

The owner of my local place brings out bowls of pickeled radish and shit
>not on menu only make for friends

[Anonymous No.10956972]

>>10949504
dat sucks dude
you coulda been livin a whole different livfe

[Anonymous No.10957039]

>irreparably fuck up my hands from playing too much cod between shifts at the walmart
>lack basic motor skills to use chopsticks
>use remaining finger control to make fun of people who can
>go back to work my second shift at walmart

[Anonymous No.10957045]

>>10957039
based flyover lmao

[Anonymous No.10957111]

>>10950823
dorky AF but who the fuck give a fuck unless you are 15? Even then it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.10957127]

>>10947589
guaranteed she will not be able to understand your toneless weeaboonese

post a vocaroo

[Anonymous No.10957194]

>>10956638
Just drink it from the bowl

[Anonymous No.10957197]

>>10954138
I don't think there's a "secret menu" per se, but chinese people can speak the names of the dishes which aren't on the menu which the chefs know how to make.

[Anonymous No.10957198]

>>10957127
>chinese
>weeb
I hate newfags

[Anonymous No.10957261]

>>10947567
>go to japanese restaurant
>order tempura yaki soba
>struggle to eat soba noodles with spoon because i dont know how to use chopsticks
>japanese chefs and waitresses are all staring at me

[Anonymous No.10957305]

>be Chinese waitress at a Japanese restaurant
>the entire staff is Fujiaoren except for like 1 person who's still Chinese
>get to talk about controversial shit and occasional gossip about customers right under their noses
>white couple staring at us occasionally trying to figure out just why we switched from English to ?nanithefuckese???

[Anonymous No.10957318]

>>10957198
>differentiating his moonrunes

[Anonymous No.10957626]

>brown
>go to Korean restaurant
>everyone else is using chopsticks fine
>can't even hold them right
>have to ask for a fork

[Anonymous No.10957655]

>>10947567
>be white
>go to Chinese restaurant
>be given both fork and knife and chopsticks
>use fork and knife
>friends look at me as though i'm a retard
>mfw i can use chopsticks well but have nothing to prove

[Anonymous No.10957766]

>>10947567
Ayo, fuck chopsticks

Food is meant to be eaten as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.10957784]

>there are actually people who go to Chinese restaurants instead of superior Thai restaurants

How plebeian.

[Anonymous No.10958328]

>>10947589
>new schezuan restaurant opens nearby
>go in a few days before it opens because door was literally open
>talk to owner for a bit
>british-english trained lady directly from China
>she's pretty
>talk a bit, wish her good luck
>actually gives me a hug every time she sees me when I go in to order now that they are officially open
>can't tell if it's just some extra customer service because I wished her luck at the beginning or if she actually LIKES me
>don't want to make things awkward by asking

[Anonymous No.10958334]

>>10949135

[Anonymous No.10958625]

>go to Japanese restaurant
>they give me miso soup
>try to eat it using chopsticks to be authentic nihonjin
>soup won't stick to chopsticks
>start yelling at soup
>everyone is staring at me

[Anonymous No.10958645]

>>10958328
Oh shit, getting hugs, that is so cute, I wish I could get hugs like that, though I'd end up going all the time to the restaurant and get fat and she wouldn't hug me anymore.

[Anonymous No.10958648]

>>10957784
Sawadikap Vajilongkhrilon

[Anonymous No.10959234]

>>10958625
Goddammit anon dem nihonjins clearly use chop sticks for soy sauce not the soup

[Anonymous No.10959249]

>>10949201
What do you mean, they thank you for ordering not you thanking them for taking your order.

[Anonymous No.10959253]

>>10956638
>eating soup with a fork

[Anonymous No.10959261]

>>10955310
That's not even the same guy.

[Anonymous No.10959529]

>>10947906
it loses a lot of taste if you use knife and fork over chopsticks. eating food with chopsticks is much more enjoyable. even western/non-asian food.

[Anonymous No.10959532]

>>10949120
>"M Goi"

[Anonymous No.10959535]

>>10947567
>be proud korean male of royal descendant
>chinese people talk to me in chinese
>japanese people talk to me in japanese
At least those filthy viets and other SEA never confuse me as one of them

[Anonymous No.10959542]

>>10947567
>go to Chinese restaurant
>its next to a veterinarians office
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10959563]

>>10955910
you aight whiteboy

[Anonymous No.10959571]

>>10957305
fujiaoren?????????

[Anonymous No.10960868]

>>10947969
Picturing this in my head and having a good laff. Thx mate

[Anonymous No.10960881]

>>10950823
Walking anywhere with cutlery is asking for an ass whooping

[Anonymous No.10960897]

>>10950451
He kawaii

[Anonymous No.10960906]

>>10954239
Rent free

[Anonymous No.10960915]

>>10947567
>please may I have the chopsticks as well? :-)
>no problem sir!

[Anonymous No.10960919]

>>10947567
>be white
>go to Chinese restaurant
>order "General Tso's Chicken" which according to the menu is supposed to be spicy
>it's not spicy in the slightest and tastes like it was coated in sweet candy sauce

I JUST WANT SPICY GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE WHY ARE THEY SO RACIST REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10960953]

>>10947574
>Why not just sell opioides to her children
Well if it worked for the British it will work for OP

[Anonymous No.10960958]

>>10960919
Same.

For some reason all of the Chinese takeout places near me don't have spicy General Tso's chicken, it's this crap coated in sweet sauce with one or two spicy peppers mixed in and the spiciness from the peppers never spreads.

[Anonymous No.10960982]

>>10949658
well that got depressing fast

[Anonymous No.10960985]

>>10960958
>>10960919
Chinese takeout places are not authentic. Chicken fried rice is not a fucking authentic Chinese dish. They all just make the same Americanized garbage that you buy up.

[Anonymous No.10960991]

>>10960985
Bitch nigga who cares if it's "authentic" I just want my shit spicy when they advertise it as spicy

[Anonymous No.10960993]

>>10949454
if it makes you feel any better, they probably hate their race too which is probably why they treat whitey better
you've got something in common with them

[Anonymous No.10961002]

>>10959529
>loses taste if you use a knife and fork?
Can you explain this? I agree chopsticks are based but never heard this before

[Anonymous No.10961004]

>>10960991
I agree. Those 5 peppers on the menu colored red mean shit, heat is already killed by fats/oils and sugars, so by coating it, deep frying it, and using a sweet sauce, you're already ruining what little spice there is from those shitty dried peppers. maybe if they would crush the peppers and heat them in the sauce it would spread

[Anonymous No.10961011]

>>10959532
kek i never thought of that before

[Anonymous No.10961013]

My friends always put all the wasabi on the last piece of sushi and dare me to eat it.
>Chef's face every time.

[Anonymous No.10961017]

>>10961013
>retard starts talking about sushi in Chinese food thread

[Anonymous No.10961022]

>old japanese lady runs the local teriyaki place
>yells at people whenever they complain and tell them to fuck off
>treats her employees like retards who need their hands held constantly
>generally a bitch
>she treats her regulars like lifelong friends though
god i love nippon

[Anonymous No.10961025]

>>10958328

sichuan girls are pretty

[Anonymous No.10961028]

>>10961017
Whats the difference, they're both the same country???

[Anonymous No.10961029]

>>10960985
I know it's not authentic Chinese food you pretentious fuck, it's cheap and filling crap that we buy when we're drunk and don't feel like cooking.

[Anonymous No.10961048]

>>10951333
There's this vietnamese place near my old college, and i would go in there all the time and buy sandwiches and shit, and i would tip the lady who owned the places very generously. So everytime i was in there she would be super nice to me, even giving me compliments and shit and telling my dad about how much of a good looking kid i was and how "I look like a movie star." Point is, tip generously and some of these asian restaurant owners will practically suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.10961053]

>>10947567
>be white jewish
>go to japanese restaurant dressed in full edo era samurai with armor and katana
>order hamburger
fuck you japan!

[Anonymous No.10961082]

>>10947589
>be guy with that weird look where people aren't sure what ethnicity you are
>generally, unless you're black or indian, whatever you are, you think i am
>whites think i'm white
>latins keep spanishing at me in the street
>chinks try to chink at me
>go to korean restaurant
>korean waitress and korean customers are koreaning at each other at the table
>obvious from conversation that they don't know each other
>waitress comes to my table
>starts englishing at me
>order in korean
>still englishing at me
>"naneun hanguk honhyeoliyeoyo..." (i'm half korean...)
>then she koreans at me, begrudgingly
My own people never guess that I'm one of them.
Also, fuck Koreans. The phrase for 'half Korean' literally means 'corrupted blood Korean,' like I'm unclean just because my dad got with my white mom.
Are Japs this bad about mixed race kids or is it just Koreans?

[Anonymous No.10961225]

>>10961082
"Halfu"/"Hafu" is their usual common term for that in Japan.
It has only a small twang of animosity, but mostly the term just refers to the fact that we could possibly be different from most Japanese in some way.

For example, we could be raised in Japan and just look different, but on the flip side and what's usually the case, we could be very easily mistaken for Japanese, but have been raised in America, resulting in not knowing any Japanese at all, which is, actually, usually the case.

Typically, Japanese people actually like "halfu" people, simply because we are regarded as more attractive, as well as more likely to be bilingual, or at least have good knowledge of both cultures.

More rarely than being treated favorably is being treated less-than normal Japanese people. The most that it will usually amount to is just bullying through gradeschool, or people trying to use English first when seeing that you are not fully Japanese.

Having visited Korea, they have very different flavors of xenophobia. Japan will be very subtle with it, or internalize it. Koreans will scoff at you for not knowing their retarded language, among other things.

[Anonymous No.10961273]

hehe hapas are fetish babies and should only be allowed mutt foods

[Anonymous No.10962068]

>>10947567
>be latino
>go to restaurant
>they take me into the kitchen and make me work
what a world

[Anonymous No.10962083]

>>10947567
>fork and knife

Most don't give an knife around here unless you ask for it.

[Anonymous No.10962087]

>>10947589

Then you find out she is a Cantonese speaker.

[Anonymous No.10962092]

>>10962068
>latino
>work
almost had me

[Anonymous No.10962093]

>>10949141

Many in Canada are from Hong Kong, so no, Mandarin would not always fly.

[Anonymous No.10962535]

>>10958328
That's the kind of thing you're not supposed to ask, anyway.
Talk to her and DISPLAY INTEREST, don't just say, and then you ask her out, ask when she's free.

Since you're into cooking and she owns a restaurant, ask her to come and try food you're fond of.

[Anonymous No.10962553]

>>10951232
You were handing money to a sushi chef? He uses his hands to make your sushi

[Anonymous No.10962564]

>have a business
>pressure people about not being able to use certain things
What a nice idea

[Anonymous No.10962572]

>>10962093
>Many in Canada are from Hong Kong
no

[Anonymous No.10962576]

>>10947567
that's good

[Anonymous No.10962590]

>>10951331
Did you have to pay for it?

[Anonymous No.10962592]

>>10961225
>I get all my information from /pol/. I've never left my flyover state