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How do they fix this?

>> No.10940795

The cheese goes on top of the patty.

>> No.10940802

>>10940791

Bun
Tomato
Lettuce
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Bum

Is the only correct order.

>> No.10940805

>>10940791
A bullet

>> No.10940809

>>10940791
DONT PUT LETTUCE ON THE BOTTOM IT JUST MAKES IT SOGGY

>> No.10940811

>>10940802
You put your bum on the bottom too?

>> No.10940819

>>10940791
Cheese
Patty
Bun
Bun
Patty
Cheese

The is only beesechurger

>> No.10940825
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>>10940791
Stop being American

>> No.10940827

>Patty
>Cheese
>Cheese
>Patty
Theres the Flying Dutchman for ya

>> No.10940832

>>10940825
I don't think she likes russia.

>> No.10940862

And yet when anyone in the media suggests that it might be a bad thing for the leader of the free world to throw temper tantrums unless he gets served more ice cream than everyone else at state dinners, you guys start screaming "FAKE NEWS!"

>> No.10940863

>>10940862
Fake news. Trump would have given them more ice cream if they asked.

>> No.10940865

THEY ALREADY FIXED IT YOU STUPID MOTHERNIGGER

>> No.10940867

>>10940862
You just described something that both never happened, as was not brought up at all in the thread.
I think you're the autistic screamer here.

>> No.10940871
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>>10940867
*and

>> No.10940876

The bun will not get soggy if there's a layer of fat (preferably emulsified) shielding it from absorbing water.

This means that each piece of bread should be covered by either a slice of cheese or a slight smearing of mayo, butter, or aioli

>> No.10940879

>>10940795
Obviously. American "cheese" substitute, which is basically cheese-derived fat, serves as a stand-in for genuine juiciness of the burger meat, when there is none to be found. Welcum ta Americuh.

>> No.10940887 [DELETED] 
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>>10940832
Where were u when based liberals proved themselves as the true NationalistsTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99-YwPDPhM

>> No.10940889

>>10940879
What an abhorrent post. You know nothing of America and our vast burger culture. You can use cheddar, pepper jack or even feta on a burger. American cheese is delicious melted. It enhances the juicy beef flavor. It in no way detracts from it.

>> No.10940891

>>10940825
i dont understand this image or why you posted it?

>> No.10940892

>>10940876

>not browning your buns before assembly
>"you need to put this wet shit that makes your bread soggy to make it not soggy"

Rethink your life baka desu senpai

>> No.10940898

>>10940891
Because he’s mentally ill and tries to troll Americans on a cooking section of an anime website.

>> No.10940900

>>10940809
Wrong. The lettuce goes on the bottom to prevent the patty juice from soaking into the bottom bun! The lettuce acts as a shield for the bread!

>> No.10940907

>>10940892
Toasting buns doesn't prevent them from absorbing water.

>> No.10940912

>emoji crisis
We need to flush this toilet world.

>> No.10940916
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>>10940887
IT. WAS. HER. TURN.

>> No.10940918

>>10940912
>retarded stories the media pushes is reflective on the state of the world.
The world does need to die but not for your brainlet reasons.

>> No.10940919

Bun
Melted American cheese
Patty
Fry sauce
Bun

>> No.10940925

>>10940889
I didn't say it detracts from anything. I said it serves as a stand-in for when the burger isn't juicy on its own. This is a simple fact of how McDonald's created its empire. It didn't have to have acutally juicy patties, but could simulate that taste with American cheese. Luckily people caught onto their marketing scheme (which I suppose you think of as a "tradition")

>> No.10940926

>>10940802
>putting tomato against the bun
Do you like soggy buns??

>> No.10940929

>>10940918
That wasn't my only reason, rock biter.

>> No.10940932

>>10940907

True, I learned this the hard way and no longer boil my burgers.

>> No.10940936

>>10940925
I think that people know what they’re getting when they go to McDonald’s. Nobody is pretending it’s quality.

>> No.10940959

>>10940936
I'm talking about the days before you were even alive. I wasn't alive then either, but at least I've done my research

>> No.10940989

>>10940919
>fry sauce
>without fries on the burger
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.10940996

>>10940791
Sad that no one is the least bit concerned about poor Logan and what may have befallen him in Mali. All you fuckers care about is burgers. Wow.

>> No.10941000

>>10940996
Logan knew what he was getting in to

>> No.10941012

The only answer
Bottom to top
>bun (toasted)
>condiment of choice
>raw onion slice
>lettuce
>tomato
>patty
>cheese
>pickles
>top bun

>> No.10941018

The order doesn't matter. It all becomes mush in your stomach. Then it becomes shit. Then you eat the shit.

>> No.10941042

>>10940791
how come fox news won't report on real news

>> No.10941049

>>10941042
I remember they were reporting on this when Trump fucked up big time

>> No.10941059

Only filthy communists put the cheese below the patty.

>> No.10941074

>>10941012
raw onions are shit. Grilled onions are much better.

>> No.10941077

>>10941012
>comment reads top to bottom
>he posts bottom to top
a real thinking man we got here, could you do some spreadsheets for me later to present to the CEO?

>> No.10941138

>>10940989
It's just a generic catch-all term for thousand island-style dressing, sharpy.

>> No.10941209

Let me be the voice of reason. The cheese and condiments keep the other toppings on, so putting the cheese at the bottom lets the lettuce n shit just slide off when holding the burger. Any time you see a cook do a burger with cheese you see them add the cheese ON TOP when grilling because they're no retarded four year olds trying to make lunch for their divorced mother

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>>10940791
Solved

>> No.10941255

>>10941138
You know, that's what I thought too when I went to the store and bought fry sauce and thousand Island dressing. I actually taste tested the difference myself with two sandwiches and could not tell the difference.

>> No.10941267

>>10941255
Every "secrat sauce" or "secret recipe sauce" is just thousand island dressing with a little more or a little less pickles. I knew this when I was 11

>> No.10941308

>>10941267
In my uncle's restaurant, the secret sauce isn't just thousand island, he makes it himself with nothing but elbow grease and the help of his young daughters.

>> No.10941513
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>>10940791
from the top:

bun
mayo
red onion
tomato
jalapenis
mushroom
bacon
cheddar
patty
swiss
patty
pickles
lettuce
bun

>> No.10941524

everyone knows it's:

lettuce
tomato
cheese
patty
cheese
patty
lettuce

>> No.10941575

>>10940791
>(((Fox))) """"""""""news""""""""""

>> No.10942117

>tomato
It's like you all hate good food

>> No.10942124
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10942124

who has the best burger?

>> No.10942400

>>10940802
>putting the patty right next to the bum

>> No.10942427

>>10942124
Microsoft/Facebook/Messenger is the one true burger order

>> No.10942509
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10942509

>>10940791
>American "news"

>> No.10942593

>>10942124
Messenger because the top bun is a huge mushroom.

>> No.10942789

>>10941308
Is this an old /ck/ meme, or just some weirdness? I'm too drunk to tell...

>> No.10942808

>>10942124
>bun tomato cheese lettuce patty bun
samsung are sick fucks

>> No.10942826

>>10940791
and I thought making a rose on Yahoo IM with @'- or whatever was cool. now you can just PICK what you want to post

>> No.10942831

>>10942124
LG. Tomato ruins burger, lettuce is so thin it doesn't matter.
which company gives me a double hamburger, no cheese?

>> No.10942842

>>10942124
HTC > LG > starving in the streets > everything else

>> No.10943488

>>10941077
not the anon you're responding to, but imagine reading the list and placing the items down on a table one after the other on top of each other...it actually makes a lot of sense.

>> No.10943517

Butter toasted bun
Red onions or jalapenos
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Mustard
Pickles
Butter toasted bun

Small side of mayo is optional

>> No.10943526

>>10940791
>Bun
>Sauce
>Onion
>Tomato
>Pickles
>Cheese
>Patty
>Cheese
>Patty
>Lettuce
>Sauce
>Bun

>> No.10943785

>>10940900
it is literally the reason to have a bun in your sandwich.

>> No.10943839

>>10940876
it literally doesnt matter because if your bun is getting soggy from some fucking tomato it means you're letting it sit there for like 10 minutes, eat your fucking food.

>> No.10943851

These are both fucking wrong, it's creamy things on top (melted cheese, mayo based sauces, etc) followed by lettuce, then tomato then onion and the condiments and pickled items go under the patty

>> No.10943911

>>10940825
russia isn't a rival, it isn't an enemy, its a small and poor country with no influence or power over anything
americas greatest mistake was not finishing them off after ww2

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10943922

I DONT LIKE TOMATO TOUCHING MY CHEESE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10943926

>>10940791
Bun
The colonels 11 secret herbs and spices
Bun

Fact

>> No.10944027

>>10943911
Nobody remembers the Cold War it seems. Anything that attempts to usurp power from the United States is a fucking enemy. It's no different now than it was then besides an arms race we won with our independent resources and allies. Things have changed. Outsourcing our industries to cheap labor have profited for the few but have hurt the American economy by and large. The weakness we suffer from concessions, political correctness, and blatant corruption have upset our standing in on the world stage. You strike me as a /pol/ shill spouting out rhetoric or completely oblivious as to how business and finance are conducted.

>> No.10944408

>>10940791
fake news on fox news. nothing to see here. move along. do not drink the poisoned kool aide