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Mayo+french fries =GOD MODE

>> No.10940476

>>10940443
= sweaty heart attack stroke followed up by greasy explosive diarrhea .

>> No.10940495

>>10940443
Ok, now this is epic

>> No.10940519

>>10940443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f24DOkYMa6o

>> No.10940532

>>10940443
>>10940476
>>10940495
>if you're going to eat mayo you absolutely have to just glob it on, there is literally no way to just put a light amount of mayo on something
t. Amerimutts

>> No.10940555

I have heard of this being a euro thing, the problem for me is that fries are already greasy af and mayo is almost straight oil. Fries need something tangy or tart to cut through the grease, like malt vinegar, hot sauce or ketchup. Mayo wouldn't bring balance to the equation

>> No.10940558

caucasians have a natural attraction to mayonnaise

>> No.10940568

>>10940558
And negroes have a natural attraction to flamin' hot cheetos. Your point?

>> No.10940579

>>10940476
Lol @abbo

>> No.10940629

>>10940555

Yes it would you disgusting mutt. The mayo in Europe served with fries is different than what Amerimongrels consider mayo. The thicc hot fries accompanied by a cold and creamy mayo are perfect.

>> No.10940630

>>10940558
And that's a good thing!

>> No.10940635

Only if you mix the mayo with ketchup first.

>> No.10940639

>>10940635
Nah, curry sauce.

>> No.10940648

>>10940555
doesn't need "balance" fries are only greasey if they are done wrong.

>> No.10940654

>>10940555
Very interesting,in depth and honest opinion.
But still I love my chips/french fries with mayo

>> No.10940666
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>>10940443
>be American
>exchange student in Germany (2010)
>eat a lot of local foods
>once stop by a German McDonald's because I heard they were very different from American
>fries automatically come with dipping cup of mayonnaise
>mfw
I had never been so happy to be white as I was in that moment.

>> No.10940676

>>10940443
T. Spaniard

>> No.10940680

>>10940666
I hate you.
Because now I dont know if amerocans like or dislike mayo

>> No.10940683

>>10940676
>kankerhoer anuslikker homo roetmoep

>> No.10940686

>>10940680
We usually put it on sandwiches or in salads like tuna salad or potato salad.

>> No.10940690

>>10940686
Braaaaaap

>> No.10940692

>>10940666

It was a requirement for joining the SS back then to have mayo with your fries. People who chose ketchup were suspected of being communists and killed.

>> No.10940697

>>10940443
malt vinegar > mayo

>> No.10940700

>>10940686

Those are differend mayos.

>> No.10940701

>>10940697
PART

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>>10940697
This is the only good opinion

>> No.10940828

>>10940824

You must be killed.

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10940834

Thousand island is the best of all worlds

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>>10940568
Only the worst of people don't enjoy flamin hot cheetos. Blacks know what's good, fried chicken, soul food, watermelon, Hennessey, are all amazing.

>> No.10940847

>>10940841

King Leopold II. certainly knew what was good for blacks. Missing him <3
He also liked mayo on his fries.

>> No.10940949

>>10940841
>le epin product placement nigger cognac

>> No.10941173

>>10940443
Half the reason I go to Chick-Fil-A is to eat the waffle fries with mayonnaise.

>> No.10941186

>>10940476
>explosive diarrhea from french fries
I'm so sorry you grew up in a shit third world country and cant digest oil, salt, and potatoes

>>10940443
try it with ranch mixed with bbq sauce. Sprinkle in some garlic powder if you're feeling devilish

>> No.10942006

>>10940683
GEEN AZC IN GELDERMALSEN STELLETJE KANKERLIJEEEEEERS
IK HOOP DAT AL DIE VLUCHTELINGEN JULLIE KANKERDOCHTERS VERKRACHTEN

>> No.10942064
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>>10940443
LISTEN!

...that's not mayo, that's fry sauce. Frysauce only has 25% fat and is sweeter. Shops still call it mayo on the signs, but it isn't. Nowhere you get actual mayo, it's always this frysauce.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritessaus

>> No.10942066

>>10940443
Guaranteed replies OP. Congrats.

>> No.10942088

I think the Dutch bros do something like this where they add raw diced onion to it or something. I tried it once and it was great.

>> No.10942107

>>10940666
>2010
>automatically come with dipping cup of mayonnaise
fake news

>> No.10942113

>>10942088
They do that on the chip stall in Bruges town square, too.

>> No.10942116

>>10940443
I do like that. but then I found tartar sauce

>> No.10942123

>>10942064
if its labeled mayo its mayo
if it says fry sauce its fry sauce
those words are defined, i cant sell a roll of shit and claim it to be "sausage"

>> No.10942927

>>10942123
>he believes the world is as autistic as he is
Sorry things don't always work as you'd like them to. When you ask for fries mayo here, you'll get this. It's a simple fact. Argue all you want, but that doesn't change it.

>> No.10942962

>>10942927
You do realise the majority here probably make their own fries at home and are using mayonnaise? Anyway, cool, I had no idea this stuff existed. In Ireland we get regular mayonnaise at our takeaways/restaurants.

>> No.10942972

>>10940639
And minced onions.

>> No.10942975

BELGISCHE MAYO IS DE BEST.

OORLOG OOK GOED

FRITESSAUS HARAM

>> No.10942986

I preffer ketchup. Fries need some balance.

>> No.10942996

>>10942064
Fritessaus is ranzige troep.

>> No.10943005

>>10942088
It's called "speciaal", mayo, sweet curry ketchup and raw diced onions. Another favourite switches the curry for peanut satay.

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>>10940532
That's what you retards do

>> No.10943013

>tartar sauce masterrace reporting

>> No.10943020

>>10943013
on just chips? fuck off

>> No.10943026

>>10943020
you seem rustled breh

>> No.10943029

>>10942927
Jij denkt aan een frietje mét. Friet mayonaise is niet met fritessaus, tenzij je het haalt bij een of andere ranzige Turk die net zoveel van mayonaise weet als van hygiëne.

>> No.10943792

>>10940443
>not joppiesaus
hahahahahaahhaahahaha lmaoing@ur lyfe

>> No.10943825

>>10943013

Based tartar sauce poster

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>>10940476
You must have a horrible constitution if you can't process fried potatoes. Maybe you grew up so poor and destitute that your malnourished body never properly developed. That may also explain your obvious mental disability as indicated by your negative characterization of a delightful and innocuous snack like potatoes and sauce.

>> No.10943891

>>10940629
shut the fuck up, I've tried both and you're a braindead yuropoor

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>>10940443

>> No.10944812

ranch + ketchup = only acceptable fry dipping sauce

>> No.10944892

>>10940841
I bet you're a cuckold too.

>> No.10945001

>>10943029
>friet
Ga terug naar school brabo