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Boys I'm in a tricky situation.
I need to make a tasty dish using Kielbasa while obeying this god damn chart.

I had an idea making a one pot meal using vegie macraroni and but that's all I can come up with so far

>> No.10930481

>grill kielbasa
>eat with mustard
????
>profit

>> No.10930483

>>10930455
This is retarded

>> No.10930495

>>10930455
So everything is poor or fair unless it's a protein and green veggie or starch and green veggie?

Got it

>> No.10930548

>>10930495
No, it's a food combination thing.
I don't know what's up with it.
I'm cooking for someone who's doing this for like a month...

>>10930481
Actually mustard is perfectly okay, so yeah.
But I'm looking for like dish ideas

>> No.10930556

>>10930548
What, a grilled sausage with mustard isn't considered a dish?

>> No.10930566

That picture is very accurate. I'm glad it recommends not to eat flesh.

>>10930495
Fruits should be eaten by themselves because they digest so quickly.

>>10930483
t. brainlet

>> No.10930570

>>10930548
Cabbage is sort of a green vegetable, just make some sauerkraut or boiled cabbage to go with the sausage, add mustard, wa la!

>> No.10930573

>>10930566
What's the end goal here?

>> No.10930577

>>10930455
what in the fuck is this chart even trying to say
it has arrows saying "poor" and "good pointing to the same goddam thing

>> No.10930584

>>10930455
>flesh foods

>> No.10930586

>>10930573
Healthy and proper digestion.

>>10930577
>stupid faggot has no reading comprehension

>> No.10930597

>combining meat and potatoes is a poor combination
???????????
Literally every single culture everywhere in the world has a combination of starch and meat. What kind of hippy nonsense is this ridiculous chart?

>> No.10930602

>>10930597
you really think the majority of people have any idea of what they are doing

do you really think most people live healthy lifestyles and arent sick and dying

>> No.10930610

>>10930586
To what end?

>> No.10930614

>>10930602
Do I think mankind has been feeding itself for hundreds of thousands of years without a gay little chart telling them how to do it? Yes.

>> No.10930616

>>10930610
Clean and healthy digestive track, and not carrying 10-20 lbs of dehydrated fecal matter inside you.

>> No.10930617

>>10930602
We're all dying. The sooner you accept this the sooner life gets fun.

>> No.10930625

>>10930455
Southerner here to solve your problem.
Grill or pan fry the kielbasa and serve with a spicy brown mustard.
Serve with two side dishes: Field peas and snaps (another protein and a green vegetable) and some form of greens (collards, turnip greens, mustard greens, or a combo).

>> No.10930627

>>10930616
Oh I get it, you're retarded.

>> No.10930628

>>10930616
>10-20 lbs of dehydrated fecal matter inside you.
>people actually believe this

>> No.10930629

>>10930566
But fruit doesn't digest quickly.

>> No.10930640

>>10930614
Mankind hasn't had to deal with modern agriculture and GMOs destroying our natural source of nutrients. You can't be this fucking stupid.

>>10930617
You either choose a paradigm of life or death.

>>10930627
nice argument

>>10930628
>he hasn't done a salt water flush
do one and prove me wrong, faggot

>>10930629
please don't tell me you are actually this stupid. fruit is 70-90% water.

>> No.10930649

>>10930640
>Being afraid of GMOs
You could have saved us all some time by just saying up front that you're an honest-to-goodness retarded person.

>> No.10930652

>>10930640
I haven't done a salt water flush but I've reamed out your mom's asshole and no dehydrated shit came out

>> No.10930656

>>10930649
It's like you are trying to feed right into the kike agenda. Use a little critical thinking into why perverting Nature could harm us.

>>10930652
that's cause she's done a salt water flush you mongoloid

>> No.10930667

>>10930625
OP here.
This is a brilliant combination. I've been overthinking this whole thing.

>> No.10930674

>>10930640
So what? White bread has hardly got any water and you'll digest it a hell of a lot quicker than an apple.

>> No.10930680

>>10930674
white bread will not digest quicker than fruit

processed glucose vs natural fructose, hurr muh white bread

>> No.10930730

>>10930680
Explain how white bread spikes your blood sugar faster and harder than fruit if it isn't being digested more quickly.

>> No.10930752
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>>10930455
What kind of autism produces such a chart as this

>> No.10930763

>>10930667
>digits off by one
As I said, I'm here to solve your problem.
If you need to save time or are not a good cook, you can use the Margaret Holmes brand of canned Greens and Field Peas & Snaps.
https://margaretholmes.com/
They are available at Walmart.
The traditional garnishes diced vidalia onion and hot sauce for the field peas and "pepper vinegar" (e.g. Texas Pete brand "Pepper Sauce" that has whole green tabasco peppers and vinegar).
We would traditionally serve that type of meal with jalepeno cornbread (even if your chart says not to).

>> No.10930773

>>10930455
Add sauerkraut and a bit of red wine. The chick will love you long time.

>> No.10930798

>>10930730
because it's poison and you're body is reacting appropriately, unlike fruit which is our natural diet. a spike in blood sugar is not an indication of faster digestion. you're essentially pouring a cup of refined sugar into your mouth.

>> No.10930823

>>10930798
>a spike in blood sugar is not an indication of faster digestion.
What does it indicate then?

>> No.10930827

>>10930656
>perverting Nature could harm us.
You mean like what we've been doing to vegetables since the creation of agriculture, you drooling fuckup?

>> No.10930831
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>>10930798
>bread = refined sugar

>> No.10930850

>>10930752
The International Foundation for Nutrition and Health. They are insane

>> No.10930883

>>10930831
white bread is mong

>>10930827
that's exactly what i'm saying kike

>> No.10930895

>>10930883
>The primary building block of human civilization is part of the jewish conspiracy to meke me have bad poops
simply stunning.

>> No.10930927
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>>10930455
>banana doesn't pair well with citrus fruits

>> No.10930931

>>10930895
Before the 19th century everyone was farmers growing their own food and trading it with each other. It was all organic and full of nutrients due to healthy soil.

Now all the food is grown by monsanto-esque corporations who spray the foods with heavy pesticides. If you decide to buy organic it's more expensive, and usually still has pesticides.

Where am I wrong? Prove it, faggot.

>> No.10930937

>>10930931
What's wrong with pesticides.

>> No.10930938 [DELETED] 

>>10930931
20th century* lol I cucked myself

>> No.10930943

>>10930937
they are why you have the same iq as a fucking rock

>> No.10930949

>>10930943
Anon, what's wrong with pesticides. Your argument is based on the assumption that they are bad. I want you to clarify that part.

>> No.10930955

>>10930931
>"GMOs are bad"
Why?
>"Because I'm scared of corporations and pesticides"
You forgot to say anything about GMOs, idiot.

>> No.10931002

>>10930949
>assumption
they are known endocrine disruptors, they are toxic to human development and lead to many diseases including cancers.

>>10930955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwX2xTf9i-I
I'm not here to convince anyone, i'm here to share information so responsible anons can do their own research.

FOOD IS MEDICINE

>> No.10931078

>>10931002
>linking to a dude who went to yoga college and has no scientific background
What's it like being in a cult, dumbass?

>> No.10931091

>>10930455
>bananas and strawberries
>poor combination
The fresh banana-strawberry smoothie I'm having every morning says fuck you.

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>>10930455
>flesh foods

>> No.10931143

are you supposed to eat the sin on kielbasa

>> No.10931147

>>10931143
*skin

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>>10930455
if you really, sincerely believe that the entirety of the human palate can be condensed into something so basic, then you deserve to eat shit, every day, for the rest of your life

>> No.10932117

>>10930640
Do you really have nothing better to do with your day than weakly troll a cooking forum?

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>>10930455
Seriously OP, how much are you getting paid for dealing with this insane shit? Is it love? Is it 6 figures? Is it prestige?