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>> No.10929614
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>>10929604
Yes.

>> No.10929914

>>10929604
Pipeline punch

>> No.10930639

yes

>> No.10931662

fuck off shills

>> No.10931937

>/sip/

>> No.10931954

friendly reminder that Monsters profits are up and therefore this is a confirmed shill campaign

>> No.10931968

>>10929604

Hey guys, Nick Parry here. I saw this thread asking about the best Monster product and felt compelled to respond. While the Tea + Lemonade variety is indeed nice, it isn't my favorite. I enjoy the Monster Rojo -- Raspberry tea flavored. Thank you for your time.

Love,

Nick.

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>>10929604

>> No.10931990

SHILLS GET SHAFTED

>> No.10931991

doing a poo

>> No.10931992
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>> No.10931993

alri lads
for me, it's coffee
black, no sugar
no particular brand if i'm completely honest

>> No.10931994

>>10931954
they literally aren't

>> No.10931997

>>10931994
18.5+ percent since January

>> No.10931998
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10931998

*rule britannia intensifies*

>> No.10932002

>>10931994
>damage control

>> No.10932004

if monster aren't shilling their product on here then how come they have their own general despite their drink being disgusting poison?

>> No.10932007

>>10931997
no retard. that's only from the last month, and that's not how sales growth numbers work.

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unbroken bloodline edition

>> No.10932019

>>10932004
this is an actionable statement, you know that right?

>> No.10932025

>>10932019
you can only sue for defamation if the defamatory statement is false

>> No.10932026
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>>10932015
For me, it's Dad's Root Beer.

>> No.10932028

>>10932026
would like to try that

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>>10932028
>NUUHHH
>AWWWW YYOOUUUUUGGGGHHH
>NOPPP LIIKKKKEEEE BOOONNNNSSTTEERRRR??

>> No.10932062

>>10932034
Thanks for the feedback.

>> No.10932068

>>10932004
Because some people have bad taste. It's not that unreasonable.

A lot of people are going to like things that you don't like.

>> No.10932080

>>10932068
>It's not that unreasonable
yes it is
no other product has its own general here, despite there being a wide range of products on the food and drink market catering to virtually every taste
there are many products more popular than monster, even in their own fizzy drink market, yet none of them have a thread on /ck/ at all times

>> No.10932092

/poison/ General?

>> No.10932148

>>10932080
Monster is more of a meme.

>> No.10932164

>>10932148
the fact that something is spammed across the internet doesn't make it a meme
memes evolve, grow organically, and don't go from non-existence to 24/7 threads
just because a picture of a product is shoehorned into a meme image doesn't make that product a meme, no matter how hard it's forced
if anyone considers monster energy drinks a meme, it's because it has been spammed on here for months

>> No.10932175

>get addicted to energy memes
>realize it's not good
>instead develop addiction for coffee

Yeah, just switched one for the other. Heart attack when?

>> No.10932222

>>10932175
coffee is good for you if it's not full of sugar and milk and taken in moderation
just be sure to stay hydrated and not too buzzed to sleep when you need to sleep

>> No.10932225

>>10932175
soon you junkie faggot. the mormons were right about one thing.

>> No.10932232

>>10932222
I have started drinking it black. Still in the stages to get used to the taste, but it's surprisingly easy to get used to.

>> No.10932255

>>10932232
yeah the taste is fine once you're into it
my mate makes his coffee with tons of sugar and whitener, and it's nice but more like a dessert than a beverage

>> No.10932266

>>10929604
Pink Lemonade tippity-top tier

>> No.10932343

>>10929604
The Doctor >> Rehab

>> No.10932345

>>10932343
Doctor taste like Fanta

>> No.10932405

>>10929604
For me, it's cum.

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Thanks for the shekels, goyim!

>> No.10932468

friendly reminder only ultra zero's are /sips/ and this isn't a paid campaign. if it was I would've made money in the last 8 months

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>>10932468
>damage control

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>>10929604
Preach it brother, literally the only good sip

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>>10932468

uz’s are the official *sip* of 30 yo boomers

>> No.10932914

Im pissed they got rid of all the good monster rehab flavors

the green tea/apple juice one was godly

pink lemonade was godly

peach tea was godly

raspberry was godly

also bring back rockstar cola