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FDA to ban term "coconut milk" Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:33:38 2018 No.10928081 [Reply] [Original]

What do we call it now? Coconut cream? Coconut juice? Coconut cum?

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/17/almond-lactate-nondairy-milk-scott-gottlieb-725974

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:35:52 2018 No.10928090 >>10928081 Coco nut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:37:09 2018 No.10928096 >>10928081 Coconut milcc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:37:41 2018 No.10928100 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:41:34 2018 No.10928111 Calk, sister of Malk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:41:59 2018 No.10928112 >>10928081 Fucking good. Nothing pisses me off more than >Be cooking with friend >Hey man, you have milk? >Yeah >Open fridge >It's fucking retard nut juice Yeah thanks bud, I didn't want my food to taste good anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:43:23 2018 No.10928117 >>10928081 car milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:46:28 2018 No.10928128 >>10928100 Because dairy industry is making less profit over time and they think this will fix their problem. You know, because the FDA is supposed to be used for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:47:29 2018 No.10928134 >>10928112 >has friends who keep cans of coconut milk in the fridge Sounds to me like your friends are stupid. Usually people who keep stupid friends are equally stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:52:07 2018 No.10928152 >>10928134 I assume that anon was referring to almond milk or cashew milk. As for coconut milk, I keep most in my pantry but some in the fridge. Why you ask? Simple: it's nice to have it cold if I want to whip up a quick dessert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:52:21 2018 No.10928154 >Be making a sandwich at a friends house >Hey man do you have butter? >Yeah >Open cabinet >It's fucking retard nut spread Yeah thanks bud, I didn't want my food to taste good anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:54:18 2018 No.10928164 Where's the nipples on a coconut tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:57:40 2018 No.10928181 >>10928154 This would make sense if retards like you were trying to use peanut butter to make a roux.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 14:59:10 2018 No.10928189 >>10928112 Cooking is for women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:02:22 2018 No.10928199 >>10928181 It's literally called "butter", which is a dairy product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:04:55 2018 No.10928213 >>10928081 >Coconut cream Will probably be banned too, but generally that name is used for something with a high fat percentage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:05:06 2018 No.10928215 >>10928199 And you're literally called "male" that doesn't mean you're any less of a loose floppy pussy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:06:33 2018 No.10928222

>>10928181
>He thinks calling it "coconut milk" is an attempt to deceive people
>He believes people are so stupid that they would be unable to tell the difference between coconut milk and cow's milk.
Maybe you should stop projecting your own lack of intelligence onto other people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:08:24 2018 No.10928233 Coconut pulp or juice you don't call orange juice orange milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:09:50 2018 No.10928243 We should also sue Ben and Jerry's and Haggan-Dazs for selling us frozen desserts with ingredients called "cashew milk" and "almond milk". I thought I was consuming real cow secretions, but I am very upset now that I know I was deceived.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:10:08 2018 No.10928245 >>10928222 Except I never once implied that you fucking retard. I implied that coconut juice is shit at being real milk despite incels like you seeming to think it's a valid replacement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:11:37 2018 No.10928251 >>10928245 >Incels That's not even the right context for that buzzword redditor

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:11:46 2018 No.10928252

>>10928245
>incels like you seeming to think it's a valid replacement
Have you ever considered that it's simply used in completely different foods? I wouldn't put milk in a Thai curry and I wouldn't put coconut milk in my cereal. Stop being such an idiot. This aspect of life is really not that complicated to wrap your head around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:12:03 2018 No.10928256 >>10928189 Why are you here? The restaurant industry is a heavily male dominated profession.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:13:35 2018 No.10928264 >>10928256 That's true about almost every profession. There are some outlying professions which are obviously more likely to be female. However, more men work in general than women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:14:11 2018 No.10928267 >>10928252 >He pretends I said more things I didn't say Be sure to drink your Soylent and watch Colbert :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:16:40 2018 No.10928278 >>10928189 Women don't belong in a professional work environment like a restaurant back of house Anon what the fuck is wrong with you? Women chef's create vegan/Instagram menus that are all just trend chasing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:17:30 2018 No.10928284 >>10928081 High Fat Coconut Serum

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:18:24 2018 No.10928290

>>10928267
I literally quoted the thing you said. Are you denying that quote is accurate? You specifically stated that you have a problem with people thinking that coconut milk is a valid replacement for milk. I responded by stating that I do not consider it to be a valid replacement. Your argument was based on a straw man fallacy. Are you actually mentally damaged or is English a second language for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:18:36 2018 No.10928292 >>10928081 based FDA BTFO of vegcucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:19:43 2018 No.10928298 >>10928292 >allowing yourself to be bribed/bullied by the dairy industry is "based" Cool story

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:23:02 2018 No.10928309 >>10928290 >Well I don't think this retarded thing, therefore no one does! Yes I frequently defend retards that I don't agree with too. I'm glad we have this in common.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:27:15 2018 No.10928329 >>10928117 Then what would we call car milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:32:15 2018 No.10928352 >>10928329 coco nutmilk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:33:08 2018 No.10928356 >>10928233 Orange juice isn't white and creamy. White creamy substances are always known as milk, like dandelion milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 15:34:25 2018 No.10928361 >>10928352 It would make more sense to keep calling car milk car milk and call coconut milk coconut car milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:15:21 2018 No.10928519 >>10928081 Fuck yeah, I hope they go with juice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 17:45:24 2018 No.10928923 >>10928081 Brand™: Coconut-derived milk substitute

>>	Sarah Wed Jul 18 17:46:18 2018 No.10928926 "the beverage formerly known as coconut milk"

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 17:55:11 2018 No.10928969 i am unironically triggered as fuck from this

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 17:58:48 2018 No.10928988
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>>10928112
This never happened. You totally invented this scenario yourself and presented it as an example of something that would theoretically upset you if it did occur. With that in mind, why do you feel the way you do, to the extent that you're willing to make up these crazy stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 18:00:06 2018 No.10928994 >>10928081 Coconut miwk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 18:01:24 2018 No.10929004 Coco miwkies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 18:08:00 2018 No.10929037 >>10928100 Dairy industry Yet ketoniggers will scream “muh sugar industry said in the 60s it wasnt so bad, dat means milkies is good!!!”

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 18:11:06 2018 No.10929047

so when are they gonna ban the term "peanut butter" for not being real butter? Iceburg lettuce doesn't come from an iceberg. Hotdogs aren't made from dogs. There's gotta be a way to get around this. Maybe name it "CoconutMilk" (it's one word with an alt+255 in the middle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 19:20:51 2018 No.10929337 >>10929047 The problem is that the dog industry doesn't have a financial interest in what terminology is used to describe personal-sized compressed logs of protein and fillers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 19:52:52 2018 No.10929459 >>10928081 Just call it milк. The к is the Cyrillic "ka" instead of a regular k, which makes it a different name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 19:55:28 2018 No.10929464 >>10928356 Or cock milk (also known as baby batter)

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