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What do you think about Steve? Is he based?

>> No.10919832

I'd put him onto a tray, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10919841

>>10919832
nice

>> No.10919876

>>10919744
His charms are unspoiled, and he has a nice gusset that would likely hiss if you poked it right.

>> No.10919880

he's nice

>> No.10919885

>>10919744
Steve isn't food or cooking. Fuck off with your e-celeb garbage.

>> No.10919904

>>10919885
>that one muh e-celeb guy that comes into the thread to botch instead of reporting the thread
did yo miss the part where steve tries exotic and vintage FOOD from MREs
kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>>10919885
>Steve isn't food or cooking.

>> No.10919914

>>10919904
I've literally never seen a single link to a video or any discussion of food or cooking in any Steve thread. All I ever see are the same reposted pics like the OP and cock gobbling posts like >>10919876


t. here all day every day

>> No.10919915

nice hiss

>> No.10919943

>>10919914
Let me give you the Steve pill then

>Really Really Old Shit:
https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk
https://youtu.be/Ga5JrN9DrVI

>Foregin MREs
https://youtu.be/hkz6kGQWCHU
https://youtu.be/OCHsAP3gIdE
https://youtu.be/GowFRT19yok

>USA USA USA USA USA
https://youtu.be/Fp5VNkF5hNs
https://youtu.be/2ZjCiEjZaw0

>> No.10919949

>>10919914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKUcFhJLm34
:^)

>> No.10919959

>>10919914
well then... this gay shit must be what you are after. All gay every day.

>> No.10920018

>>10919744
Does he know how to cook?

>> No.10920100

>>10919744
how about the Vietnam ration with the amphetamine pill?

>> No.10920138

>>10919744
Cool guy
Shit fans

>> No.10920148

A shitty version of Nathan MRE

>> No.10920154
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10920154

>>10919885

>> No.10920157

>>10919885
Retard alert

>> No.10920225

>>10919943
Not bad

>> No.10920294

FUcking faggots, I've been Steveing before Steve was cool.
The fuck off my wave

>> No.10920444

>>10919949
that was a good video

>> No.10920456

>>10919876
mmm (x20,000)

alright
cool
c'ya

>> No.10920458

>>10920294
>hipster
>war food
the cognitive dissonance is strong with this one

>> No.10920540

He also makes some pretty good synth music. I'd recruit him in an industrial band.

>> No.10920547

this one is interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdiCB0PMS0

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10920748

Have I got autistic face blindness or is Steve Ross Scott in an alternate universe where he got super into MREs instead of video games?

>> No.10920779

>>10920748
They must join forces.

>> No.10921032

i love steve

>> No.10921191

>>10921032
I love you

>> No.10921196

>>10919832
not even gay and i would worship his cock and let him ravage me

>> No.10921420

>>10919744
Literally all his videos feel the same and he's not very interesting to listen to.
>has a very acidic, wholesome, whole grain, metallic kind of smell to it

>> No.10921719

>>10919744
I like him. One of the few dudes out there who seems to genuinely enjoy doing what he's doing rather than just trying to make easy money following popular trends. My favorite video is probably the one where he had a horribly preserved ration that looked amazing on the outside then got surprised with the ration that looked terrible on the outside but was well preserved on the inside.

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10921810

I would love to see him and reviewbrah review a MRE together. Would be the most chilled or most awkward review ever in existence.

>> No.10921830

>>10919744
He’s the Facebook of military ration reviewers.
Absolute normie tier.
Try Nathan’s channel it’s much better.

>> No.10921834

>>10921810
feeding reviewbrah MRE is a waste of MRE

>> No.10921840

>>10919943
>Foregin MREs
No such thing really.
MREs are exclusive to the US military.
You’re one ignorant ‘You Tuber’ really.

>> No.10921842

>>10919744
He's ballsy, i'll say that much. Fucker eats food from the 1950's and still manages to enjoy most of the stuff he eats.

>> No.10921845

>>10921840
People who aren't pedantic spergs use the term MRE for military rations in general.

It's the same idea as "Kleenex" being used to refer to facial tissue in geral, even those not made by Kimberly-Clark, or "Xerox" being used to refer to all photocopies, even if they were made using a different brand machine.

>> No.10921881

>>10921845
MRE can be used universally. Meals, ready to eat. It describes things nicely.

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>>10921834
Take that back faggot

>> No.10921974

Steve is awesome.

>> No.10922206

>>10921974
He's really not

>> No.10922224
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10922224

>mfw one shitty debbie downer comes to shit up the thread and fails miserably

>> No.10922241

i was really at a loss, had broken up with my gf and was stuck on /b/ shitposting. Decided to get into cooking for something to do, came on here. Thanks to you cunts i love cooking now and whenever i feel down or something i watch steve. His wholesomeness and attention to detail especially in the older videos make me want to try new exciting foods. He doesn't NEED to eat that fucking cookie with rancid peanut but he does it for us.

>> No.10922247

>>10922241

also i sucked off steve at a camping expo in 2015. he has a slightly left curving penis and is uncut

>> No.10922249

>>10922206
show us what you do that is better. I want to be entertained and praise you. If you can't, I will call you names and question your manhood.

>> No.10922273

>>10922249
>show us what you do that is better
Wow you sure showed me, great argument

>> No.10922305

>>10922273

what kind of argument was that? you have just reworded his with no clear answer. It wasn't hard. If you think you are better than steve then show us why

>> No.10922589

>>10922305
Are you legit retarded?

>> No.10923022

Nice hiss.

>> No.10923049

Isn't he a landscaper in Florida as well?

>> No.10923062

>>10919744
The thing that frustrates me is that you just KNOW he has a big cock.

>> No.10923083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKUcFhJLm34
Goddamn this thing is so cool.
I'd eject just so I'd have an excuse to play with it

>> No.10923107

>>10923083
>Scopolamine ration
DOD confirmed for /deli/

>> No.10923503

>>10923083
>lives right in the middle of the Florida swamps
Steve being a crazy bayou man seems to make a lot of sense

>> No.10923507

>>10919832
Does anyone have that pasta of the fanfic between him and Emmy? It was unironically kind of hot

>> No.10923511

>>10919744
He is /ourguy/

>> No.10923516

>>10919744
He's really fucking boring and only knows a few phrases that he repeats ad infinitum

>> No.10923517

>>10921830
Go on? Can you give me the URL?

>> No.10923529

>>10923516
fuck you contrarian faggot, Steve has far more talent and respect than you will ever achieve in your entire pathetic life you filthy virgin NEET

>> No.10923542

>>10923529
Contrarian for not liking someone who is boring?
He has talent?
Stop sucking his dick you retard

>> No.10923556

>>10923542
no u

>> No.10923573

>>10923529
mad

>> No.10923774

Prob in my fav five confirmed gay food reviewers

>> No.10923908

>>10923774
hes gay?

>> No.10924146

>>10923908
Yes

>> No.10924187

>>10923908
No

>> No.10924284

>>10923908
Maybe

>> No.10924291

>>10923908
I don't know

>> No.10924297

>>10923908
Can you repeat the question?

>> No.10924316

>>10923908
I have from good sources that Steve thinks you're all faggots

>> No.10924317

>>10923908
Ask again tomorrow

>> No.10925044

>>10923503
>bayou
Thats Louisiana, Florida swamps have all of the violence, drugs, and insanity, but none of the charm. It is truly a bleak hellscape here.

>> No.10925517

>>10920748
It isn't just you.
Personally, though, I think he looks more like a chunkier Ian from Forgotten Weapons

>> No.10925520

Looks like a retarded faggot lol