What is the DANKEST meal you can get from Taco Bell?

[Anonymous No.10919299]

What is the most delicious Taco Bell meal you can make up, with no spending limit, but still reasonable? This meal must satisfy being the dankest meal and must leave you uncomfortably stuffed, but still able to finish.

Also, bonus points for someone who can explain to me WHY the grande soft taco and volcano tacos were removed..

Additionally, Taco Bell, since I know you will be monitoring this thread, change your stupid fucking drive through menus back to something like pic related. What you have now is 100% stupid and I go to Chic Fil A now because of it.

[Anonymous No.10919352]

>>10919299
>change your stupid fucking drive through menus back to something like pic related
If you haven't noticed pretty much every fast food place has switched away from this style of menu.
It does suck though. Those old menus were easier to read.
Such is the process of modernization though.

[Anonymous No.10919359]

Get the $5 steak nachos big box if its still available.

If not available get the $5 nacho fries big box that they just brought back

[Anonymous No.10919365]

>>10919299
>>10919352
What does a "new menu" look like, for comparison

[Anonymous No.10919374]

I really really miss the OG grilled staffed burrito. The new one just doesn't cut it. It's too big, too expensive, and has shit I don't want. The original was great, I always got that and something else

[Anonymous No.10919405]

>>10919299
I'm mad they got rid of cheesy gordita crunch box

also

>when beefy 5s were 99 cents

[Anonymous No.10919406]

>>10919299
The 5 dollar cravings deal box and some Nacho Fries

[Anonymous No.10919423]

>>10919299
My personal choice would be two beefy five layer burritos and cheesy fiesta potato's. It's the closest I can get to grande soft tacos...

I've been thinking about trying the double decker tacos with some nachos supreme the next time I go though.

[Anonymous No.10919449]

>>10919299
Today I had one meal, and it was taco bell, right after the gym. It was:

>steak power burrito
>steak quesadilla with sour cream to dip
>chipotle chicken loaded griller
>beef quesarito
>large strawberry/watermelon freeze

It was about $21 and 2000 calories. I was full after eating it, but not stuffed, because I had eaten nothing else that day.

[Anonymous No.10919463]

>>10919449
Whats in the steak power burrito and what's the quality vs expectation?

Also, beef quesoritos are pretty close to grande soft tacos but they use THE WRONG CHEESE.

[Anonymous No.10919479]

>>10919463
I think it was steak, sour cream, guac, cheese, maybe lettuce and rice? It was grilled. It's pretty damn good for taco bell, complete shit compared to chipotle or a better local place, but that's to be expected.

I actually like the cheese in the quesaritos.

[Anonymous No.10919604]

>>10919365
"New" menus generally feature more pictures for the retards and less of the more obscure menu items.
Like with the new menu I don't even think they list meximelts along with a few other items.

[Anonymous No.10919632]

>>10919604
They got rid of the cheezey potato burrito

[Anonymous No.10919638]

Can we have a moment of silence for the best thing Taco Bell did since the $5 box?
RIP meal deals. They were up to $3 when they killed them but still a great deal. Pretty much all I ever ordered when I went.

[Anonymous No.10919667]

>>10919638
>soda and a bag of doritos
sounds like shit. We mourn for more serious things, like the volcano menu and mexican rice

[Anonymous No.10919676]

>>10919667
two dollars though. TWO DOLLARS
You can't get a full meal for two dollars anywhere anymore.

[Anonymous No.10919701]

>>10919676
I can get two sandwiches and a water almost anywhere. Shit, I can still go to Taco Bell and get their spicy potato tao and bean burrito with a water and diablo sauce for two bucks and tax.

[Anonymous No.10919702]

>>10919638
That was a great value lunch

[Anonymous No.10919704]

>>10919638
Taco Bell serving bagged Doritos is pretty lame. Almost as lame as Subway.

[Anonymous No.10919708]

Some of these deals at taco bell make me wonder sometimes.

Like how can they possibly be making money on this?

[Anonymous No.10919710]

>>10919359
I've had the nachos fries, and while they are good, I don't go to taco Bell for friend chicken or fries.

[Anonymous No.10919715]

>>10919299
>meal must satisfy
>Taco Bell
Nice try, FBI

[Anonymous No.10919717]

>>10919352
I hate all the shitty menus now, I don't eat fast food because I can't even tell what they have any more, everything is just pictures and exclamation marks
I LEARNED HOW TO READ YOU ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.10919731]

i order this literally every time i go to taco bell.
>$5 Chalupa Cravings Box
>replace hard taco with soft taco
>replace the beans in the burrito with potatoes
its yummy

[Anonymous No.10919732]

I wish they still had those chicken chips

[Anonymous No.10919750]

>>10919717
The worse part is that they make the font so small you can't read it until you are right up on the menu.. who are these big ass picture menus aimed at? Illiterates? Illegals? Retarded stoners and drunk drivers?

[Anonymous No.10919758]

>>10919731
How often do they fuck it up?

[Anonymous No.10919764]

>>10919299
Good luck finding one that still sells these though.

One of the two in quincy IL still carry these.

[Anonymous No.10919769]

>>10919731
>Implying they still have the cravings box
They told me they got rid of it last time I went there

[Anonymous No.10919772]

>>10919732
>I wish they still had those chicken chips
The chicken nachos was literally the most disappointing item I have ever had off a taco bell menu.

It's LITERALLY chicken nuggets shaped like triangles.

[Anonymous No.10919803]

>>10919769
>sand
There has literally always been a $5 box, it just shifts its name pending the flavor of the month.

[Anonymous No.10919812]

>>10919772
Yeah, the chalupa is better. It's low-key the only schnitzel you can get at a fast food joint.

[Anonymous No.10919828]

For me it is one beefy fritos burrito, two spicy potato soft tacos, and one nacho fries now that they are back, and one free water cup. This is only a little over 4 dollars.

[Anonymous No.10919837]

>>10919803
They usually had the cravings box, plus another featuring their meme menu item, like the chicken taco shit.

[Anonymous No.10919846]

>>10919758
they have never fucked up my order, but in a friends order they gave him just beans and potatoes in his burrito. the total for the whole order is around $5.91 so i cant complain

[Anonymous No.10919851]

>>10919828
What's in the spicy potato tacos?

[Anonymous No.10919853]

Two 5 layer burritos, one grilled, and a frito's burrito, with two packs of fire sauce per item. Bring them home, get lit, have a smoke, then throw your grilled 5 layer in the microwave for 45 seconds on power level 7. Put it on a plate on top of it's two fire sauce packets to warm them up while you go wash your hands. Unroll the wrapper on your plate and squeeze out the 2 fire sauce packets onto the bottom corner of the wrapper. Pour yourself another drink; the burrito is still a bit hot. Dip the corner in the fire sauce until you've used both up equally. Repeat the same process, starting with the frito's burrito next - though it might not require as long a cooking time (the tortilla turns to shit if you dry it out). The third 5 layer can either be a late night snack or breakfast the next day; adjust microwave times accordingly.

[Anonymous No.10919860]

>>10919769
you have a shitty taco bell. my local one has 3 available but none of them are good save for the chalupa

[Anonymous No.10919874]

>>10919851
Fried potatos, lettuce, cheese, and "Chipotle sauce" which taste kind of like sour cream.

[Anonymous No.10920172]

>>10919359
The nacho fries taste like cardboard.

[Anonymous No.10920622]

>>10919632
>>>10919352
its the same thing as a loaded potato griller add beef
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.10920633]

>>10919764
almost every taco bell serves chili cheese burritos mainly during lunch hour
>>10919769
the chalupa craving box should still be available just not promoted

[Anonymous No.10920642]

>>10919299
Memes aside that is just an appealing great lookinh menu right there

[Anonymous No.10920656]

Honestly, what is the most consistent thing on Taco Bell? As in you can order this item anywhere at any time and it'll still taste the same with the same quality.

I think it's the bean burrito.

[Anonymous No.10920674]

>>10919667
It was just a quick something to eat dude. What do you expect for 2 bucks?

[Anonymous No.10920975]

>>10920656
This is always my order because it’s almost impossible to fuck up.

[Anonymous No.10920990]

>>10919708
They're literally using the cheapest ingredients known to man and mixing them together in different ways.

Go buy a fuck ton of rice, some tortillas/wraps, cheap ass beef, american plastic cheese and some cruddy frozen tomatoes/lettuce.

Now imagine buying them by the TON, it'd cost nearly nothing and you'd make bank reselling it.

[Anonymous No.10921149]

>>10919676
>full meal