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Redpill me on the 5 dollar hot and ready.

>> No.10917395

Hot garbage

>> No.10917402

>>10917352
P Gud when drunk or hungover

>> No.10917403

Cheaper ingredients. Cheaper pizza.

>> No.10917410

>>10917352
Former LC Chef. second fiddle to only Papa Johns in terms of nationally acclaimed pizza quality

>> No.10917412

>>10917352
You won't be hungry after eating it

>> No.10917415

>redpill me

Stopped reading there

>> No.10917422

Pizza hut has a 6.99 large 2 topping. A carryout order takes 10 minutes

>> No.10917426

>>10917422
>paying 2 dollars more for an inferior pizza

>> No.10917436

I haven't had it in a couple years, but the "deep" dish from little caesars is all right. The only time it is acceptable though is if you are so ill you can't cook, or social gatherings where there is no food and it's convenient/cheap.

>> No.10917444

It's better the day after. Crisp it up in the oven at 400 for 15 minutes. Thank me later.

>> No.10917452

Seems to be an industrial pizza. Pay less, get a frozen one and do the same thing at home if you have an oven.

>> No.10917520

>>10917352

not bad on the flavor, but it's quite greasy compared to others

>> No.10917531

>>10917520
>but it's quite greasy compared to others

I actually search for this on purpose... all the mountain mikes & roundtables make nice, clean pizzas, but they don't seem to have that greasy cheesy goodness the old school pizzas have.

>> No.10917543

>>10917531
Ok, gramps. Enjoy your greasy boomer pizza.

>> No.10917631

Its greasy as hell, and the bottom crust is pretty soggy. But there's something about it that's so damn addictive.

>> No.10917643

>>10917452
frozen of any "quality" is more expensive than the fast and nasty.

>> No.10917757

>>10917352
Carbs kill.
And so would I, for this pizza, if I weren't trying to stop being a fatty and doing keto.
Honestly, though, if you can afford better or there's anything closer and you aren't in a hurry, try somewhere else. Mountain Mike is far superior, and if Round Table ever brings the Big Vinny back that's even better.

>> No.10917777

I'm a cheap bastard, and i like to eat pizza.
it's perfect.

>> No.10917782

Pretty good if the place is owned by the company and not a individual

>> No.10917787

>>10917777
Quads of truth.
Just don't eat it too often.

>> No.10917818

>>10917352
It's 5 dollars and its ready when you order.

>> No.10917845

>>10917352
>>10917395

>> No.10917870

Surprisingly good, although it's definitely worth the $1 to upgrade to the Extra Most Bestest.

Although I can get pre-prepared pizzas from my local supermarket deli that I just have to throw in the oven for 15 minutes, and those are only $5 but way better. I recommend doing this if you want a lazy dinner and aren't in a situation where you can't cook, like at work. Otherwise, it's definitely a better value than most other McPizza places.

As for the flavor, it tastes like a Pizza Hut but with spongier crust. You can ask them to make you one well done to alleviate this, but it won't be "ready", you'll probably have to wait 10 minutes.

>> No.10917914

>>10917352
It honestly is much better than any other pizza you will get for 5$ whether that be frozen or freshly made. I have nothing against Little Caesars

>> No.10917943
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>go in for Hot 'n Ready
>see this

>> No.10917959

>>10917949
why are niggers attracted to little caesars? they aren't even cheaper than most other chains.

>> No.10917963

>>10917949
Free pizza day?

Never seen a tribe so calm.

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>>10917959
headquarters is in detroit.

>> No.10917976

>>10917963
yeah... you keep those tendencies in check when gibs on are the line. you don't want to be the one who gets the place shut down with your antics.

>> No.10918177

>>10917949
Imagine your time being so worthless you'd gladly wait 1+ hours in line to save $5.

>> No.10918188

I know it's garbage but I still want it.
I've even made much better pizza myself.

>> No.10918196

>>10917352
Ask yourself why it's $5. Hint: there is a reason that these stores exist exclusively in the ghetto.

>> No.10918201

>>10917422
Pizza Hut is literally worse than Little Caesars. That's pretty sad, considering Little Caesars isn't very good either.

>> No.10918211

>>10917959
Other chains don't have $5 pizzas. It also tastes good with hot sauce which they always have too.

>> No.10918225

>>10917352
Little Caesars is cheap trash. You don't live very long, OP. You deserve better pizza before you die which should be any day now.

>> No.10918267

>>10918225
Anon you have to ask yourself: bad pizza or no pizza

>> No.10918302

>>10918267
Rather go hungry than eat pizza that doesn't correlate with my personal beliefs.
But I'll meet you halfway and say that I'm easily tempted by most pizzas.

>> No.10918303

>>10918302
Personal beliefs are a spook

>> No.10918309

>>10918302
>eat pizza that doesn't correlate with my personal beliefs.
Are you one of those r*ddit fags that used to shit up all the Papa Johns threads with "muh health care, muh fair wage for workers" political bullshit?

>> No.10918320

It's HOT
and
It's READY
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

>> No.10918339

>>10918303
I eat haunted pizzas only.
>>10918309
I make my own pizza dough, Anon.
And I know better than to go on shittier websites.

>> No.10918353

>>10918320
my farts are hot and ready. Want some? 4$

>> No.10918359

>>10918353
Are they made to order?

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>>10917777

I am going to go get a $5 Hot 'n Ready after I check these delicious quads.

>> No.10918373

>>10918372
BRAPAPPPPAPAPAPAAAALAPPAPAPP

>> No.10918395

>>10918359
yes, but there is a wait unless you want beef and broccoli.

>> No.10918553

>>10917452
I've never had a frozen pizza that was remotely as good as a fresh hot n ready.

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>>10918372

>TFW YWN be shrunken down next to her pusi as she releases constant streams of hot and steamy braps waft onto you, knocking you down onto your street as you slowly breathe in the miasma of her braps

>> No.10918586

>>10918553
The trick is not to follow the cooking instructions and remove it from the oven halfway through to add additional stuff on it like sundried tomatoes pieces and mushroom slices. At least you'll get some nutrition.

>> No.10918590

>>10918581
>onto your street

>> No.10918606

>>10917352
meh

I used to work at LC ~10 years ago

the price hasn't changed, so the quality went down ...way down

>> No.10918608

>>10918553
It turns out most pizza crust sucks, which is 80% of a pizza. i've had thin crust digiorno and it's good

>> No.10918629

>>10918590

fuck off faggot with the spellcheck

>> No.10918637

>>10918581
Neck yourself, brapposter

>> No.10918651

>>10918637

i'll neck you, you cheeky little shit.

>> No.10918667

>>10918651
In the real world, I would knock you down fast and then stand on your adams apple. I would not even look down at you while you had your last gurgle.

>> No.10918676

>>10918667

the only thing you could knock down is a pizza you fat fuck

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>>10918667
>>10918651

in the real world you're both non-confrontational losers

>> No.10918698

>>10918677

>labelled file name
>reddit tier reaction image

summerfag leave and take your gay image reaction pic folder with you pls.

>> No.10918721

>>10917415
Reddit is down the hall, kiddo.

>> No.10918723

>>10918698
extra wrong mother fucker

i'm an old fag and your response suggests you're this dudes younger fatter grosser brother

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>>10918723

>haha I sure showed those two how badass i am
*psssshhh*
*sip*

>> No.10918764

>>10918733
well I do use a desktop and look awesome in shades with my bald head, but I don't drink energy drinks

>> No.10918810

>>10917352
This was fucking ICONIC at my high school. Every kid would go to the one down the street for lunch or on fridays. It put the dominos near it out of business because no one wanted to pay $12+

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>>10917352

I sprinkle some Tony Chachere's on mine.

"Bam!", as you kids would say.

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EBTizza

>> No.10918866

fuck just order stuff crust $10.50 with crazy crust best fucking pizza
>>10917403
i used to work at little ceasars the pepperoni is all beef everything is made in store sauce, dough vegetables are cut only thing that isn't is the Italian sausage the cheese is whole mik its packed in the brine reason why its cheap is because everything is made in store

>> No.10918877

>>10917410
fuck papa johns i csnt eat that shit without throwing up 15 years ago it was good the butter used to be real butter now its soy and oil the sauce is so fucking salty

>> No.10918903

>>10917415
>Stopped reading at redpolz and stuff my head in ground.
>Get ants in my eyes and consequently crap myself from the pain.
Winning!

>> No.10918956

Little Caesar's pizza is pretty dank for the price. The pizza alone is acceptable, but if you coat that shit in crushed red pepper and the spice packs, it transforms into a hidden treasures of the gods, only reserved for those who are worthy enough to discover these multiverse Easter eggs. Believe it.

>> No.10918971

>cheese pizza $5
>supreme pizza $10

are the supreme ingredients really worth $5

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>>10917352
ITS ALL LIES
MY FRIENDS SAID IT WAS $6

DOMINOS FOR LIFE

>> No.10918997

>>10918971
'yes'

>> No.10918998

i like the hotnready when i'm craving nostalgic shitty pizza because that was at every social gathering ever when i was a kid/teen/collegekid.

i spring for the extra most bestest now because i can afford the extra dollar and it's fucking great.

>> No.10919003

>>10917352
>>10917352
it's a good deal, not the greatest pizza in the world but certainly edible and if it's just you then it's like two meals for five bucks, and even if you eat the whole thing in one setting it's still a good deal

>> No.10919108

>>10917352
pretty sure it's like $6 now.
it's incredibly mediocre pizza. better than most frozen varieties but that's about it.
I'd say it's worth it for the price, but I'd rather just go to my local pizza joint and spend more for a better pie.

>> No.10919127

>>10918721
/pol/ is Reddit though

>> No.10919185

>>10918855
found the 12 year old boomer

>> No.10919456

>>10918855
Does this shit taste like the spice packs at Little Caesars?

>> No.10919480

>>10918855
i put that shit on everything, eggs are the best

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>Go in for hot and ready
>See this

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>>10917352
The most based and redpilled pizza. Their dipping sauces are decent as well.

>> No.10919768

>>10919492
I'll bet you that's a location inside Detroit city limits (where it's HQ'd). A lot of the convenience stores there have bulletproof glass inside, too. Drive-thru windows, also.

>> No.10919777

It's the best bang for your buck in fast food. Back in my bachelor days, one of these could last me a whole weekend.

>> No.10921179

>>10917352
Its like your mom. Shes only 5 dollars and when I pick her up she is hot and ready.

>> No.10921314

Best pizza you will find for the price but you can get much better for a bit more

>> No.10921318

>>10917352
I had it every Friday as a kid. Was a pretty good treat at the end of the week but frankly I'm sick of it.

>> No.10921329

I wish papa johns was in my country. Our imported NGO chains are trash.
>Domino's Pizza
>It's always underdone and soggy
>Pizza Hut
>If you luck out, it'll be crispy, but the toppings are still underdone and it's usually soggy
>Hells Pizza
>nicer ingredients, but same issue, and also expensive
The only alternative is a local chain which actually gets shit right, and it's crispy as fuck, but it's also like, 11 USD for a pizza.
I like to get one pizza on my cheat days.

>> No.10921860

>>10921329
>I wish papa johns was in my country
No you fucking don't.

>> No.10921867

>>10921329
Never heard of Hell's pizza.

>> No.10921869

>>10917777
checked
good use of quads

>> No.10922574

>>10917422
WHAT
pizza hut here had a "$10 any" for years then dropped it and now are charging like $13-15 for a large pizza. shits ridiculous

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Any of you get the new "Pizza Portal"? My nearest LC got one. A lot better than waiting in line in a small ass building.

>> No.10923186

>>10917959
>they aren't even cheaper than most other chains.
Are you fucking joking? Pretty much every other chain starts at 10 for a small pizza unless you're getting multiple pizzas. A large LC pizza costs less than a fucking value meal at McDonald's.

>> No.10923197

ask for it fresh and sit in the store the whole time so you know it's fresh.

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>>10917777

>> No.10923254

Depends on the location but my local little Caesars is pretty good. For $5 you cannot beat it as a poor college student

>> No.10923900

the only chain pizza worth its cost

>> No.10924000

>>10921329
Papa johns is terrible man. The sauce is so disgustingly sweet.

>> No.10924202

Cheap and fast pizza. It's not good pizza, it's for convenience.

>> No.10924268

>>10917352

Need an enema? Got $5?

>> No.10925569

>>10917352
unpopular opinion but I think it's the second best pizza. for me, it goes:

1) Papa Johns, regular crust and everything
2) Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready
3) Dominoes Pan
4) regular Ledo
5) Papa Johns Pan

I don't get why everyone always compares little caesar's to plastic, cardboard, and styrofoam. Also imo they have the best non-pizza item of any pizza chain, the crazy bread

>> No.10925735

>>10925569
I've had little caesars before when the crust tasted like, and had the texture of, a sponge. I think that's just what happens when it's undercooked?

>> No.10925890

>>10917543
>He wants a cheese and sausage based dish without fat coming out when it gets heated up
Go drink a Soylent.

>> No.10925902

>>10925890
Your mom really liked the cheesy sausage I cooked up for her you senile old pensioner.

>> No.10925907

>>10925902
You fucked the mother of a senile old pensioner? Jokes on you I'm glad the ol hag got her rocks off she hasn't had a good time like that since Dad passed away in 98 from lung cancer.