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>tfw the junkie in pic related dies
>normalfag roommate is distraught by the news
>he marathons episodes all day
>i never cared for the junkie, he seemed like a tryhard hymie
>years of chronic bullposting ruined my social life, so have nothing better to do but hang with muh roomie
>its the charleston episode
>episodes begins, cue the pretentious monologue about some city he's spent only a few days in, thereby making him an expert of said city
>i scoff
>roomie becomes clearly irritated by my jeering throughout the episode
>"what's your problem, anon, don't you like bourdain?"
>wait to respond, stalling for time, because I don't want to somehow offend him, since he's liberal
>"uh, not really, roomie. i think he's a sellout and don't care that he died. why don't you put something else on, anyway? it's not like you ever really knew the guy. why do you care?"
>roommate seems confused, unable to understand how someone couldn't feel sorrow for bourdain's death
>"you're an asshole, anon"
>decide i don't want deal with this, so i get up, but before leaving I say, "bourdain's a fucking jew that's subverting you to liberal propaganda, you impressionable faggot"
>roommate stares at me in horror, mouth agape
>i walk to my room and slam the door shut and start blasting music

Why do normalfags love this guy?

>> No.10914128

>>10914122
I don't love him, but you are actually an asshole.

>> No.10914134

>>10914122
cool

>> No.10914144

>>10914122
>before leaving I say, "bourdain's a fucking jew that's subverting you to liberal propaganda, you impressionable faggot"
Yeah I doubt "bullposting" is what's killing your social life, you fucking moron.

>> No.10914146

>>10914122
S

>> No.10914149

>>10914122
I thought it was a pretty funny story, for what it's worth

>> No.10914165

>>10914122

This is the boring version of why inhumans need to be strung up. I'd guillotine you in a second.

>> No.10914168

>>10914122
he said no one would understand our love
I was a young indian boy of only 13 years
he said he wanted to learn how to cook from me but then he put my penis in his mouth
I was like "ok" and let him finish up
desu it was a solid 7/10 bj but since it was my first it was 10/10
anyway

>> No.10914171

Definitely bait, but everything that happens in your life is a result of your own actions.

I don't care for the guy either but I don't get triggered when other people watch his show or talk about him. You definitely have some mental issues, seek help

>> No.10914214

I was expecting op to get in one little fight and his mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel air

>> No.10914230

>>10914165
YUH

>> No.10914234

>>10914165
that doesn't make sense. why does bourdain being a jew make anon bad?

>> No.10914243

Cringe

>> No.10914253

>>10914122
post it to leddit, fag

>> No.10914257

>>10914122
>muh joos
>muh libruls
What a keen and incisive intellect

>> No.10914332

>>10914146
N

>> No.10914354

>>10914332
E

>> No.10914361

>>10914354
K

>> No.10914364

>>10914122
Bourdain was redpilled

>> No.10914367

>>10914332
get the fuck off this board and back to your shithole

>> No.10914369

>>10914168
DIARRHEAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

>> No.10914436

>>10914354
>>10914367
E

>> No.10914449

>>10914436
E

>> No.10914470

get the fuck out /pol/

>> No.10914536

>>10914122
>makes posts every day about Bourdain's death
>has the audacity to ask why others are obsessed
you're the only obsessed person I've seen lately, senpai. is this how you grieve for your lost hero? kys fgt

>> No.10914562

You think you're hot shit, don't you OP?

>> No.10914575
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10914575

leave bourdain alone
he went to china
what did you ever do
you probably never banged asia argento before she was 40 like harvey winestein did

>> No.10914585

>>10914144
How could you betray me like this, Nicholas

>> No.10914594

>>10914575
Unironically based.
Bourdain worshippers are the true transgenerational boomers.

>> No.10914616

>>10914575
explain the prison walls?

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>> No.10914781

How autistic are you, OP?

I'm guessing very.

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>>10914230

>> No.10915397

>>10914122
Based and redpilled.

>> No.10915436

Shillary had him killed. Never forget.