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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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So the other day I was enjoying my lunch in the break room at work and was in the middle of my dessert when the resident office Chads and Stacies barged in to abuse the office coffee pot for their "afternoon kick". Head Chad noticed my chocolate pudding and gave the kind of laugh one does when they aren't really amused but want to draw attention to themselvez. And of course it worked. The Stacies and fellow Chads gave them their attention, already hanging on his every word after a small chuckle.. He was gazing at me, with a smug look on his face. "Enjoying your rape cup, anon?" he said. His audience burst out into a fit of laughter. The kind where they are only half amused but feign like they're wheezing and out of breath from such a ludicrously funny joke. As the laughter was finally dying down, one of the Stacies managed to spit out two words: "Bill. Cosby." and the raucous laughter picked up once again. Half of them keeling over and grabbing their stomachs because of how painfully funny my jello pudding cup was.

What does /ck/ pack for lunches?

>> No.10909527
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10909527

I have the same lunch every day. Pic related. My coworkers fuck with me too, every single day. I feel your pain, OP. One day I'll slaughter them all

>> No.10909541

>>10909455
well did you enjoy it, anon?

>> No.10911327

>>10909541
It was alright

>> No.10911983

Based

>> No.10912010

>>10909527
That doesn't seem like a very healthy lunch anon

>> No.10912023

>>10909527
Nothing like shelling peanuts on a bathroom floor

>> No.10912025

any flavour Zero Monster and a raw brick of Shin Ramyun, the best Noodle

>> No.10912252

i drink tea for lunch
that's it.

>> No.10912491

>>10909455
I didn't read your post, but the kroger brand butterscotch/chocolate/tapioca is leagues better than jell-o brand, unfortunately their vanilla is terrible.

>> No.10912498

>>10912023
You eat the shells, that's the entire point of boiling. Delicious, too.

>> No.10913030
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10913030

>>10909455
I’d laugh at you too

>> No.10913164 [DELETED] 

>>10913030
Looks good

>> No.10913223

>>10913030
>european
ooh la la

>> No.10913339

>>10912498
No you don't eat the shells. They don't get soft enough. Have you ever actually eaten boiled peanuts?

>> No.10913717

>>10913339
>he doesn't eat the shells
Yankees not welcome.