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>recipe calls for beans
>replace with tofu
>same protein but without the farting

There, I just fixed your diet and reduced your gas. You can thank me later.

>> No.10906971
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10906971

>>10906965
>fucked up the flavor
>stealing my farts
FUCK YOU.

>> No.10906982

>>10906971
>>fucked up the flavor

Tofu itself is flavorless. You should be surrounding it with other things that have flavor. That is spices, bullion, meats. Yes, meats.

Take a chili recipe that calls for beans and meat, and just swap out the beans for tofu. Everything else is the same. You can have ground beef or chicken. You're not gonna notice the tofu, it's just gonna be random little white blobs in a sea of chilli, vegs, and ground beef.

>> No.10906988

Why do soyboys think substitutes taste the same?

>> No.10907002

>>10906988
I have no idea

>> No.10907010

>>10906965
There is a control over your bodies serotonin levels exerted by the flora and fauna that live in your gut. They enjoy being fed fiber (carbs) that are indigestible which make you gassy. Gassinessis just a sign of overall health.

>> No.10907016

>>10907002
>>10906988

I'm not really huge on bean taste anyways. And in any case, you don't eat the tofu, you eat what it's in. The tofu is just along for the ride.

>> No.10907021

>>10907016
But it's still changing the taste. You are losing the bean taste.

>> No.10907029

>>10907021

I eat chilli for the chilli, not the beans.

>> No.10907123

I don't care if I stink up the place desu

>> No.10907144

>>10906965
>recipe calls for beans
>ditch the recipe and use a different one that calls for meat
There, I just fixed your diet and reduced your estrogen. You can thank me later.

>> No.10907202

>>10907144
>and reduced your estrogen.

That's pure bro-science. Test levels are dropping because of inactive lifestyles.

>> No.10907238

>>10906982
>tofu itself is flavourless
and beans are not.
Do you see the problem?

>> No.10907244

>>10906965
T. Soy boy

>> No.10907249

>>10906965
>extra arm tofu

???

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>>10907244
>>10906988

>> No.10907480
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>>10907244

>> No.10907490

>>10906965
>Wanting to NOT have super loud juicy farts
Kill yourself retard

>> No.10907507

>>10907144
Enjoy dying sooner

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>>10906965
>robbing a man of the pleasure of healthy farting after a bowl of beans
you're why the Jews are winning

>> No.10907838

>>10907021
>You are losing the bean taste.
That's an improvement.

>> No.10907892

Fuck all this soy bullshit, this is a fart thread now. What gets your guts gurgling? I've never really noticed beans giving me gas but brusselsprouts make me fart like a cannon with a smell that can strip paint from ten yards- which sucks, cuz I live the things.

>> No.10907901

>>10906965
I;m thinking about thos beans

>> No.10908125

>>10906982
>Tofu itself is flavorless
Tofu is fucking vile, no matter how much spice an other shit I drench it in that nightmarish rotten flavor still comes through

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>>10908125
>Tofu is fucking vile,

I'm eating it right now, and it's literally flavorless. I get Extra firm Sunrise.

>> No.10908271

Some types of tofu have enough of their own flavor to matter. Others absorb the flavor of what they're with. Still introduces a texture though.

>> No.10908496

>>10906965
Wasn't an issue and I'm not big on tofu but thanks

>> No.10908522

>>10907490
This
>eat a bunch of cabbage and beans
>become a human bioweapon
>farts so powerful they shake my mattress
If your asshole doesn't sting a little after you fart then you're on some pussy shit, up your game

>> No.10908551

>>10907029
Then eat it Texas style and leave out the beans and the tofu you fucking faggot.

>> No.10908558

>>10907029
So not chilli?

>> No.10908607

>>10908551
>and leave out the beans and the tofu you fucking faggot.

I want the protein though. Tofu's a good source.

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10908750

>>10908607
>chili con tofu

>> No.10908850

>>10908750

Chicken-Tofu chili is what I made. I just replaced the beans with tofu.

>> No.10909994

>>10907480
Never thought the left side at any point in time to be quite honest.

>> No.10910237

>>10907480
kek

>> No.10910442

>>10906965
>without the farting
but y tho

>> No.10910468

>replace beans with tofu
>replace peppers with salmon
>replace sriracha with aardvark
>replace pocket contents with spaghetti
>replace blast with techno