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10899936 No.10899936 [Reply] [Original]

>great grandmother was an excellent cook and knew all these old timey recipes
>non of my family members bothered to write any of it down to pass on to their children
I can't deal with this

>> No.10899948

>>10899936
dang that sucks. i'm sorry your family's retarded.

>> No.10899950

ass

>> No.10899952
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10899952

>>10899936

>> No.10899953

>>10899936
Are you cut or uncut?

>> No.10899960

>>10899936
Same with my senpai.
My gf has no clue how to cook. I am getting frustrated that the only good meal I ever get is if I cook.
She spends all her time at home on Facebook. I have asked her to try and cook and her idea of cooking is just winging it. I want real food.

>> No.10899970

>>10899936
Is this Clairo?

>> No.10899991

>>10899960
Does she have a job? If she just fucks around online when she's at home and isn't putting in any effort in the kitchen it doesn't sound like she's holding up her end. Can she at least bake? Does she like your cooking more, or appreciate what you're doing?

Maybe try and set "cooking dates" where you crack open a bottle of wine and try and make her not shit in the kitchen. Start with the basics--make her prepare the mise en place--teaching her how to do prep as you go, and work from there. Have her prepare side dishes while you do an entree.

>> No.10899993

>>10899952
sniff gang

>> No.10900089

>>10899936
Is that your great grandmother in the pic?

>> No.10900092

what does cute girl booty smell like?

>> No.10900099

>>10900089
Yes, coloured
>>10900092
Coiny milk and pink salt

>> No.10900110

>>10899952
I don’t this meme
Are you guy sniffing farts or just the smell of ass

>> No.10900112

>>10900110
just the smell of ass. both the hole, space between the cheeks, and the crack

>> No.10900113

>>10900112
Ah very patrician then.

>> No.10900114
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10900114

>>10899960
>>10899991

>my gf must have the same interests as me
>getting mad when your gf who doesnt like to cook doesnt cook
>trying to change someone


youre doing it wrong

>> No.10900115

>>10900114
this. why is it so important for a gf to be a carbon copy of yourself?

>> No.10900132

>>10900115
I've been masturbating all my life and it works. Why would I allow this to change just because I want to enter a financially beneficial arrangement?

>> No.10900145

>>10900114
That's why I started the post with "Does she have a job?" I don't know what the guy's relationship is like. I'm not talking about taking knitting classes together either. I'm asking if she's bringing something to the table other than fucking around on facebook and burning boxed mac 'n cheese.

>> No.10900173

>>10899936
Is this Diane Guerrero?

>> No.10900188

>>10900115
>>10900114
Roasties get out

>> No.10900194

>>10900132
Are you saying you can't masturbate if you're in a relationship?

>> No.10900200

>>10900194
I'm saying that sex with a person different from you isn't masturbatory enough.

>> No.10900291

>>10899936
Your great grandmother's recipes would taste like garbage in today's world because American fruit and vegetables have had all the taste engineered out of them.

>> No.10902398

>>10900291
Unironically this. American produce is fucking trash.

>> No.10902405

>>10902398
>doesn't go to farmer's markets.

>> No.10903198

>>10900291
Just grow your own?

>> No.10903323

>>10900145
Might just be brining the pussy.
I have a friend that's been with a girl he actually mildly dislikes just because she's 9 years younger and she fucks well.
Being with them in public is cringe af because he treats her like you'd treat an annoying younger sister.

>> No.10903328

>>10900113
The farts too though

>> No.10903746

>>10899936
so the cook can't even clean up his own load after jerking it in the bathroom huh

>> No.10903935

>>10903323
Maybe he’s a siscon

>> No.10903996

>>10900092
Jam your finger in your asshole. Smell it.

>> No.10904018

>>10903996
i have some bad news for ya. i aint cute.

>> No.10904028

>>10899936
Don't worry OP you are not missing anything. Grandma recipes are "about this much of this and this much of that"

>> No.10904031

>>10904018
Your asshole might be. No harm in trying.

>> No.10904032

most of the posts in this thread are not about what OP was talking about.

>> No.10904034

>>10904031
smells like shit. and now my finger is brown.

>> No.10904039

>>10904032
stfu jevin. no one cares.

>> No.10904159

>tfw my grandmother and my mother both wrote their own cookbooks

>> No.10904172

>>10900114
A woman who won't cook and clean is not wife material.

Same thing for a man though. You live in that house, you need to contribute.