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10898117

Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:14:00 2018 No.10898117 [Reply] [Original]

Things you can say to your sous chef but not your girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:16:34 2018 No.10898129 >>10898117 Beat it good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:17:15 2018 No.10898132 >>10898117 >Let's put some more sauce on that fish taco.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:20:40 2018 No.10898142 i think about suicide a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:22:00 2018 No.10898147 >>10898117 I swear to you Gary, if you pull this fucking shit one more time, you're fired. Do your fucking job, man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 19:22:07 2018 No.10898149 >>10898117 >tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 20:02:57 2018 No.10898369 >>10898117 Wow, that food you cooked is delicious. My wife is an awful cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 20:04:02 2018 No.10898373 GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 20:07:47 2018 No.10898392 >>10898117 FUCKING RAW

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 20:49:59 2018 No.10898588 >>10898117 I got the weenie You got the buns We'll put 'em all together and have a little fun Oh, wait, I say that to my gf and not the sous chef...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:00:19 2018 No.10898634 >>10898117 two minutes and it'll be ready its everywhere, grab a rag looks like its gone off would you fucking get on it already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:01:13 2018 No.10898639 >>10898392 took mine bastard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:02:46 2018 No.10898648 >>10898117 I've known 10-year olds that do this better than you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:06:00 2018 No.10898659 Do me a favor and put the jus in the oven until they are at leadt reduced by half.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:07:06 2018 No.10898665 File: 50 KB, 700x672, 1531406444603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will you stop playing grab ass for five fucking minutes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 21:09:28 2018 No.10898675 >>10898117 Put this in your mouth and tell me what it tastes like

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 22:44:35 2018 No.10899063 >Cumming behind you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 22:48:05 2018 No.10899076 Thanks for all your hard work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 22:48:47 2018 No.10899080 >>10898117 We're in the shit now. Fuck me. Fuck my ass. If you burn one more of those, you fucking cocksucker, I'll fuck your father in the ass while James watches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 22:51:31 2018 No.10899096 File: 15 KB, 327x303, laughs in german.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10899080 >I have actual kitchen experience. This is what is really said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 22:58:32 2018 No.10899127 >>10898117 They're waiting, what's the problem?

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Thu Jul 12 23:00:39 2018 No.10899137 File: 806 KB, 1173x2752, 1482866114280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10898117 Pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 23:04:16 2018 No.10899147 beautiful roast beef you got there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 23:04:53 2018 No.10899152 >>10899147 This guy wins

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 23:05:43 2018 No.10899153 >>10899137 I missed you today, Nicky. May I call you Nicky?

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Thu Jul 12 23:10:51 2018 No.10899175 >>10899153 I'd really, really like that, but will you spell it as Nikki? No reason haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 12 23:17:23 2018 No.10899205 File: 205 KB, 1080x1080, 1404910535972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10899137

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 01:42:47 2018 No.10899674 File: 353 KB, 500x357, 1506805473932.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10898648 bueno

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 01:45:39 2018 No.10899685 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 01:48:34 2018 No.10899693 >>10899205 sakura is so fucking hot

>>	Sakura Fri Jul 13 01:54:50 2018 No.10899707 >>10899693 Thank you! :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 02:49:19 2018 No.10899879 >>10898117 Hey, you missed a spot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 02:50:33 2018 No.10899881 >>10898117 Niggers tongue my anus.

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Fri Jul 13 02:51:30 2018 No.10899886 >>10899881 My wife Sarah and I do the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:12:16 2018 No.10899944 File: 63 KB, 960x720, 1404910535974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10899693

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 03:13:15 2018 No.10899949 >>10898117 You can actually cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:26:44 2018 No.10900612 Hot behind!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 13 08:32:12 2018 No.10900621 >>10898149 I don't have a sous chef either but just play along. I like your dick.