/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10895397]

>tfw you ignore the dishes long enough for your roommate to get fed up and wash them themself

[Anonymous No.10895407]

great way to lose a roommate or get kicked out

[Anonymous No.10895409]

>>10895397
Even if you're just pretending to be a trash person you're still a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.10895411]

>tfw no roommate so I can just leave it in the sink for a month until the worst of it rots off
Ants clean a lot of the gunk, too.

[Anonymous No.10895445]

>>10895397
I did that for almost 6 months until she moved out. Now I can't get a tenant unless they are homeless and they always make the place look even worse before I kick them out for not paying rent.
I have inspection in less than two months and I can no longer enter the kitchen due to all of the pizza ovens and soda bottles.
OP, don't become another me.

[Anonymous No.10895465]

>>10895445
Spend a day or two just cleaning that shit up. You'll feel better about yourself. Put on some music or a podcast and get lost in the cleaning.

[Anonymous No.10895492]

I drank about a Liter milk per day.
I had to crush 6 months worth of Tetra Pak so I could fit them in the bin.
Some of them smelled nice, but most of them were really bad.

Id probably do it again tbqh

[Anonymous No.10895499]

What i don't understand about people who do this is what they use to eat once everything is dirty, and why not use all plastic cutlery if you're so retarded you can't wash up after yourself?

[Anonymous No.10895510]

>>10895397
why do they do it if they don't want to do it? and why is it your fault?

[Anonymous No.10895520]

a thread died for this

[Anonymous No.10895920]

>>10895492
>simpsons picture
SNEED

[Anonymous No.10895971]

>>10895520
I hope your mom dies too, dead thread poster

[Anonymous No.10896026]

>>10895445
What does one person need all those pizza ovens for? Running a pizzeria out of your house?

[Anonymous No.10896033]

>>10895520
based a thread died for this poster

[Anonymous No.10896095]

>wife tells me to do the dishes
>alright I say
>after I finish my show I go to the kitchen
>no dishes
>why'd you ask me to do dishes when there aren't any?
>I did them because you were taking too long
>well if you want someone else to do the dishes, it helps if you don't do them first

Anyway that marriage is over

[Anonymous No.10896399]

>tfw you cleaned the stove, counter tops, and the general area every time you finished
>roommate leaves mess, dirty dishes on counter top, not even on sink
>even did his from time to time because I was loading the dishwasher
>get tired of it
>stop just caring because I'm tired of cleaning all the crumbs and other general mess they make
>start leaving my shit out
>they start leaving passive aggressive notes about my dishes and chores they don't even do

I really am glad to be moving in with new people next month

[Anonymous No.10896995]

>>10895465
> get lost in the cleaning.
so how's the meth business

[Anonymous No.10897001]

>>10896095
like a sad and yet nostalgic post
kudos

[Anonymous No.10897567]

>Roommate always "forgets" to turn off the stove and the pan gets encrusted with black grease
>Hoards plates and bowls (encrusted with rotting food) in his room to the point where there are almost none downstairs from the whole plate/bowl set we got
>If I ask him about it he gets mad and points out that I sometimes leave a coffee mug on the table so I'm just as messy

[Anonymous No.10898414]

>room-mate leaves dishes in sink for weeks on end
> pizza boxes errywhere with half-eaten crusts
> kept some food in a plastic container on the kitchen counter for months -- the food inside has obviously completely disintegrated
> only time stuff was cleaned was when his mom or GF visited

6 months in I started looking for a new apartment -- it was a nasty surprise for him when I told him I'm bouncing. I drew the line at gagging in my own home.

Fuck anybody who dose this

[Anonymous No.10898480]

I hope you get seven inoperable cancers at once and die alone you fucking nigger
Suck the shit out of my ass, freeze it, and use it as a BONG YOU NEANDERTHAL!

[Anonymous No.10899262]

>>10895465
>Day or two
Nigga it takes 30sec to do your dishes right after eating.
Part of the problem is people that have too many dishes.
Every hostel I've been to our worked at that has a clean kitchen only has a dozen or so dinner sets. It's always the one with 400 plates and 50 pots that's messy

[Anonymous No.10899282]

>>10895397
I'll do the dishes bright and early on Sunday morning while making lots of clanging noises for your hungover ass.

[Anonymous No.10899305]

>>10895445
>tfw when you start with one pizza oven but set the pizza right on the rack and ruin it and repeat 50x times until you have so many pizza ovens you cant even get into the kitchen

[Anonymous No.10899346]

Lmao get a dishwasher poorfag.

[Anonymous No.10899411]

>>10895397
>Have roommate like this
>He's so feckless that he doesn't notice that I switch the lease over to being only under my name (He needed his fucking dad to cosign anyway)
>Evict his ass from what is now MY town-house.
>Move my girlfriend in to split the rent

[Anonymous No.10899698]

>wait so long you have to throw them out and buy new dishes

[Anonymous No.10900548]

>>10896995
I find it very relaxing and fulfilling when you have the right music.
>>10899262
Yeah no shit nigga. The guy already had a messy kitchen with trash and shit all over it. Cleaning new dishes won't help make his kitchen clean. Fucking goddamn shit faggot.

[Anonymous No.10900856]

>>10896095
if I meant later, I would of said later
lazy faggot

[Anonymous No.10901149]

Thanks for the reminder as to why i would rathher rent a house solo or apartmennt, over saviunng money with roomates.

succks, cause i want to met new people. but i also hate dirty lazy people.

[Anonymous No.10901207]

>all dishes are dirty
>just wrap one of the dirty ones in aluminium foil and use it

I'm kinda ashamed

[Anonymous No.10901770]

>>10899411

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, alex!