/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10884361]

What does it taste like? How do you feel after eating this?

[Anonymous No.10884367]

>>10884361
Like cardboard

Like a faggot

[Anonymous No.10884380]

dry paper
indifferent

[Anonymous No.10884388]

>>10884361
Tastes like the Body of Christ

[Anonymous No.10884405]

If you're really curious you could just buy some on amazon.

[Anonymous No.10884434]

>>10884361
The texture is similar to those cheap styrofoamy ice cream cones. As for flavor, the ones at the church my mom took me to were dipped in red wine before eating them, so I just tasted wine.

[Anonymous No.10884436]

>>10884405
But those do not have the holy element

[Anonymous No.10884437]

>>10884361
>What does it taste like?
Salvation
>How do you feel after eating this?
Eager for the blood of the lamb so I can depart in heav'nly peace

[Anonymous No.10884483]

>>10884436
>dry af bread, feel like paper
>mildly annoyed because it sticks to you palate most of the time

[Anonymous No.10884498]

taste = literally like cardboard, no salt, nothing

texture = like thin Styrofoam that quickly deconstructs and becomes mushy

[Anonymous No.10884521]

Tastes divine almost, especially when paired with wine. It's incredibly euphoric and has a taste that can only be described on a level above words. I'm not saying it's "good" but rather it tastes unbound from yet fully conscious of this mortal plane, almost if you're truly tasting the body and blood of Christ.

[Anonymous No.10884526]

>>10884434
>the ones at the church my mom took me to were dipped in red wine
What in the sacrilegious fuck

[Anonymous No.10884533]

>>10884361
Jesus was a hobo faggot

[Anonymous No.10884535]

>>10884361
tastes like jesus
feels like jesus

[Anonymous No.10884563]

>>10884521
When I used to go to church we used leavened bread from safeway and white zinfandel, shit was vile

[Anonymous No.10884596]

>>10884526
The body of Christ, the blood of Christ.

It's mass wine, aka low tier, no need to worry about wasting fine wine.

[Anonymous No.10884601]

>>10884361
like freedom in god

[Anonymous No.10884614]

>>10884596
I know what wine it is fampai, I'm saying that it is beyond sacrilegious to dip the wafer into the wine. Ffs you're supposed to be completely done eating the bread before even having a sip of wine.

[Anonymous No.10884647]

>>10884361
I eat God and drink his blood every Sunday.
I don't question how retarded it sounds, nor do I question how shit the bread or wine tastes compared to what or why it's so much better at home.
All I have left is to find out if gods dick feels better rammed up my ass compared to my priests. I'm hoping it does otherwise heaven is going to be a major disappointment.

[Anonymous No.10884695]

>>10884526
The USA is literally a nation of heretics. Proper liturgy is anti-American

[Anonymous No.10884810]

>>10884695
>For every congregation that gathers to give thanks and praise to the lord, join in communion with his body and blood, and hears the gospel as well as the law
>Theres 10 that hone in on as little as a single line and make it their entire basis of faith, tries to rationalize gods will and word, spits heresies left and right to try and be more palatable
I dont mind denominations that largely keep the whole "have faith, be saved" mantras even if they are a little light in the "Law + Gospel, Christ + Crucifix" department. Its when we start getting into snake handlers and prosperity gospel preachers that I get the urge to purge. Especially when their potlucks are fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.10884832]

thin unsweetened wafer

[Anonymous No.10884857]

>>10884361
I always wanted to know too, i went to a Catholic primary school and we had mass every Friday but i was never baptized so i was too scared to take it

[Anonymous No.10884867]

>>10884498
So like rice paper

[Anonymous No.10884878]

Just go to a church and do communion if you're that curious.
Nobody will be able to tell if you're a real pedophile or not.

[Anonymous No.10884885]

>>10884878
Its not that easy, most churches wont give the eucharist to non members. Its considered a pretty big deal in our faith. You need to be baptized, confirmed, in a state of grace etc.

[Anonymous No.10884912]

>>10884367
Then you need more church

[Anonymous No.10884924]

>>10884361
>Takes like salvation and the holy Spirit
>Afterwards I feel hella rich and like letting poor people drown

[Anonymous No.10884928]

>>10884361
Is it ok to chew on Jesus or is that blasphemy?

[Anonymous No.10884930]

>>10884885
Really?
Last time I went to some church I'd never been to before and went and got communion, the priest looked at me a bit funny because I didn't say anything or do the sign of the cross or anything, just ate it and walked off.

I have been baptized and all that shit but I don't believe in it. I only went and got the communion because of my grandparents.

[Anonymous No.10884934]

>>10884361
The church I went to as a kid baked actual fresh bread and I always wanted to eat more than the small sliver they give you
Presbytarian btw

[Anonymous No.10884939]

>>10884930

[Anonymous No.10884941]

>>10884361
Orthodox bread is leavened, usually some kind of sourdough, and tastes pretty gud. They leave the extra out after the mass and people can take some to snack on it.

[Anonymous No.10884971]

>>10884930
>I have been baptized and all that shit
What denomination? Because the definition of what constitutes confession changes between them. For mine we always start with a generalized confession and absolution, with the one on one "forgive me father for I have sinned" being saved for mortal sins. Being born into a church will typically qualify you for eucharist on the honor system that you aknowledge what it means and why youre doing it

[Anonymous No.10884991]

>>10884941
>Orthodox bread is leavened
Absolutely based non-judaizers

[Anonymous No.10884993]

>>10884361
Jesus
Cannibalistic

[Anonymous No.10884994]

>>10884361
>Like a waffer
>Lol, I haven’t confessed

[Anonymous No.10885009]

>>10884971
I got baptized as a Roman Catholic before I could even speak.
I spent the first 7 years of my school life in Catholic schools.
I don't believe in god or any type of religion. I don't judge people that do.

The only reason I could ever see myself going to a church again would probably be things like a funeral or wedding.

[Anonymous No.10885011]

>>10884367
fpbp

[Anonymons No.10885025]

tastes like paper.

but if studying magick on /x/ has taught me anything, its not about the items themselves, but what they represent. same with all spells.

[Anonymous No.10885030]

Actually tastes sort of good, but it's probably my autism, texture is like styrofoam

[Anonymous No.10885072]

>>10884614
Jesus isn’t an autismo. He doesn’t care if food touches on the plate.

[Anonymous No.10885337]

>>10885009
Hear, hear!

[Anonymous No.10885367]

>>10884695
Jesus didn't throw the merchant tables around in the temple just for cathlicucks to sell indulgences and "saint" bones to peasants.
Even now the sitting pope literally preaches heresy according to his own religious doctrine just to comfort kids with atheistic parents.

[Anonymous No.10885469]

>>10884434
>>10884526
They do, actually, even as a Christian I think they taste like plain biscuit rolls, no salt, no flavor, no nothing, it's a disck of nothing that sticks to the roof of the mouth

It feels like a moment of connection with The Maker; after the communion you sit on the bench and pray a little, I usually thank Him for whatever good happened. Then I'm all better to face the nex week. It's like Lembas bread, if it makes sense to you.

To an atheist or a non-believer I guess it would feel like nothing, except the fact that you participated in a very deeply religious, communitary ritual you don't believe in.

[Anonymous No.10885751]

>>10884934
i thought only catholics did this

[Anonymous No.10885997]

Body of Christ. It's Snackrelicious!

[Anonymous No.10886064]

>>10885469
>I usually thank Him

[Anonymous No.10886334]

>>10884361
>heretics will never know this taste and feel

Feels good mane

[Anonymous No.10886349]

>>10886334
papist scum detected

[Anonymous No.10886354]

>>10884405
or go to a mass and get one

[Anonymous No.10887682]

>>10884367
this

[Anonymous No.10888483]

>>10884367

>when anon answers the questions in reverse order

[Anonymous No.10888572]

Jesus never said that it was literally flesh and blood. And believing so makes you a proponent of cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.10888577]

>>10884361
I’m always left wanting more. If they gave you six wings & a beer I’d be at church every Sunday.

[Anonymous No.10888583]

>>10885751
A lot of Non-Catholic Christians believe in it, but we usually only do it once a year (not that I think doing it every week is bad), and we do not believe that it is literal flesh and blood, but rather symbolism to represent how the only way out of Hell is by the flesh and blood of Jesus.

[Anonymous No.10888647]

salt-free rice thins with no crunch.

[Anonymous No.10889242]

got into a church one night with a vile of acid put a drop on each one and waited out side 5 hours for when church started i went in sat in back and waited shit was scary and funny at the same time booked it out of there when the cops firefighters and paramedics showed up tho

[Anonymous No.10889255]

>>10884367
fuck, i can't deny it...

[Anonymous No.10889651]

>>10884614
Sacrilegious as the religious meaning, or as "French wine is sacred"? Because I never heard wine and bread aren't supposed to touch. It doesn't really make sense, the body and blood are pretty close to begin with.

[Anonymous No.10889666]

>>10884614
that's what you get when you literally made up a different religion and autisticated about the food not touching.

orthodox christianity has the same tradition, the body of christ is taken together with the wine, completely soaked

[Anonymous No.10889732]

>>10884857
Good ol' catlick guilt trip.

[Anonymous No.10889742]

I actually like the wafers.

Mother's side is polish catholic so for christmas eve we buy a small packet of oplatki. They're larger versions of church wafers with jesus imagery stamped onto them. I eat the leftover pieces.

They're like those flying saucer candies but without the sugar filling.

[Anonymous No.10889746]

>>10884924
>Olsteen
>Catholic
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.10889755]

>The virgin Catholic wafer vs the Chad Orthodox prosphora

[Anonymous No.10889759]

>>10884388
Cannibal blood cult detected

[Anonymous No.10889830]

>>10889759
It's much more appealing when they dip it the blood of Christ

[Anonymous No.10889833]

fantastic

[Anonymous No.10889834]

Daily reminer that Christ fags believe that the host literally turns into Jesus' body

[Anonymous No.10889836]

Daily reminer that Christ fags believe that the host literally turns into Jesus' flesh

[Anonymous No.10889839]

>>10888572
Except for the fact that he literally does.

[Anonymous No.10889840]

Anyone else's culture do this on Christmas Eve?

[Anonymous No.10889842]

>>10885025
>studying magick on /x/
teach us more

[Anonymous No.10889844]

>>10889834
>>10889836
Transubstantiation means that the bread is converted in the Body of Christ after you consume it. Meaning you will carry a little bit of the Lord with you.
How is that so much far fetched from saying that the bread is converted into body fat, for example?

Converting nutrients into a spark of the divine is not cannibalism any more than converting them into muscletissue for example. You are not eating the Christ but rather an elemental precursor to Him.

Or you might say that even though every element around us, with hydrogen as a theoretical exception, was created in the core of a star, we are not eating stars when we eat.

[Anonymous No.10889859]

>>10889840
I think Poles do

[Anonymous No.10889867]

>>10889839
Jesus also said: "He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water." Does that mean that those who believe on Jesus will literally have rivers coming out of their stomachs, or does it mean that they will be full of the Holy Ghost?

[Anonymous No.10889870]

Bland. Nearly no taste. Most generic bread, essentially.

Funny texture though, as it very quickly turns from crunchy to soggy, firmly sticks to your tongue in a layer you can roll off against your palate, then chew it and it dissolves into mush.

Essentially, it's not bad at all. Like some unflavored wafers.

[Anonymous No.10889876]

>>10884939
More exactly, sacrilege. A rather serious sin.

[Anonymous No.10889880]

>>10889844
Jesus doesn't seem to indicate that it turns into flesh only after consumption. He takes the bread in its un-eaten form and says that it's His body. If one is going to believe transubstantiation based off of a literal interpretation of those passages of Scripture, then it seems as though one would have to believe that the bread is flesh before consumption.

[Anonymous No.10889952]

>>10884361
It tastes of nothing, has the texture of styrofoam and gets instantly stuck at the roof of your mouth. Like everything related to religion it's designed to make you miserable.

[Anonymous No.10890189]

>>10889952
>miserable
Yet you are miserable because you refuse to follow the bible.

[Anonymous No.10890194]

>>10890189
I follow my nose. It always knows.

[Anonymous No.10890294]

>>10889746
Right he obviously worships Mammon

[Anonymous No.10890304]

>>10884361
Nothing/Nothing

Transubstantiation doesn't into real goys.

[Anonymous No.10890315]

>>10890189
You have read the bible, or you just prescribe it to others like an incompetent doctor?

The bible is a sign from god to his chosen people. The sign says "stay away from idiots that believe these fairytales"

[Anonymous No.10891082]

>>10884434
This one gets it. Tastes just like an ice cream cone. I always liked it, back when I still went to church.

[Anonymous No.10892431]

>>10884361
Like an unleavened cracker

Like I am re-entering holy communion with billions of true Christians>>10884367
, the mother church and the grace of the father son and holy spirit.

[Anonymous No.10892456]

>>10885367
Since your heretical ass was separated by more than a thousand years from the apostles what does that say about your watered down falsehoods?

[Anonymous No.10892473]

>>10889844

[Anonymous No.10892622]

Since this thread presumably deals with all religious communions, when I partake of communion in my Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one and only true salvation, it tastes like nona's sunday pasta with a long simmered gravy. If that's not enough reason alone to covert from your bland flatbread, Idk.

[Anonymous No.10892639]

>>10892622
>tomato sauce

>calling it gravy

Get your apostate ass out of here.

[Anonymous No.10892693]

>>10884361

>raised Catholic
>dad's side is protestant
>go to grandma's church on a visit
>instead of wafers, you get actual chunks of bread and dip it in the wine instead of everyone mouthing the same goblet

Catholics need to start doing this.

[Anonymous No.10892965]

>>10884367
>>like a faggot

[Anonymous No.10892982]

>>10884361
It tastes like paper and i feel like i made the priest uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.10893039]

>>10892456
>returns to principles of a religion twisted out of its values by hucksters, perverts, and false idols
>is a heretic because of it
I'd pray for you, but of course I need a certificate of authenticity from the Vatican so that way my omnipotent and omnipresent creator can hear what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.10893076]

>>10892982
>i made the priest uncomfortable
Why, do you look like a twink and he was trying to hide his erection?

[Anonymous No.10893089]

>>10892622
Haha so epic dude, religion is for chumps brah, we're cool

[Anonymous No.10893182]

>>10889842
No, don't, it's a bunch of schizophrenic bullshit

[Anonymous No.10893221]

>>10884361
>What does it taste like?
Why not buy some and find out?

[Anonymous No.10893233]

Used to steal wafers and wine when I was an altar boy. Sorry Jesus.

[Anonymous No.10893242]

>>10884361
It actually varies from parish to parish in terms of freshness, which drastically changed the taste. Currently in rural Vietnam, and Jesus is pretty gross.

[Anonymous No.10893247]

If transubstantiation is a thing, then why don't we get someone who's eaten communion bread to throw up and use the DNA from their stomach contents to clone Jesus?

[Anonymous No.10893250]

>>10893089
Dude, it's a legitimate religion in 1st world countries with as much validity as the 3 abrahamic jew religions, what's your bitch? Are you an atheist who denies the thousands of religions mankind has orchestrated "'cause everybody elses god is fake 'cept mine 'n Billy Bob's, ok?" You're more of an atheist than a secular humanist.

[Anonymous No.10893263]

>>10884361
Pagan ritual mimics the cakes baked to the 'queen of heaven' Astarte/Ishtar who slept with the fallen angel Azazel/Shemyaza

[Anonymous No.10893419]

>>10893221
>buying regular communion wafers
>not the ones filled with caramel

[Anonymous No.10893452]

>>10884928
Jesus and his apostles were Jewish, and blood is not kosher.

[Anonymous No.10893845]

eat the body of Christ(some cracker)
drink his blood(wine)

i may be an atheist but atleast i aint no cannibal

[Anonymous No.10895469]

>>10893452
>Jesus and his apostles were Jewish

More correctly, Judean. Strictly, Jewish usually means post-Temple believers of YHWH. And hence the kosher meat selections are different between before the Temple's destruction and after its destruction,

[Anonymous No.10895608]

>catholics think transubstantiation is real
you're going to hell, idiots

[Anonymous No.10895731]

>>10895469
>Jew just means chosen people of Gods message
>so their race is essentially their religion
>when Christ revealed himself as the son of God and the second Adam fulfilling the prophecy of Moses and then died, everyone who believed in him became the new 'Jews' or chosen people
>Israelies (since they aren't Jews in the strictest sense of the word anymore) still believe that the true messiah wasmt Christ and are still 'waiting' for the true messiah
>but basically Christians are Jews now meaning the chosen people since he died for everyone
>Israelites still call themselves Jews though because they still practice the old religion that the Pharisee's practiced, the same Pharisees that killed Christ
>mfw

Why are Jews so beta?

[Anonymous No.10895759]

>>10890315
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.10895787]

>>10895731
>>Jew just means chosen people of Gods message

After the Hellenic influence it has become more like people of "we don't eat pork and sinews from other particular 4-legged livestock". My mother's former Orthodox Jew turned Methodist Christian and we nevertheless still eat homemade rendered turkey and chicken fat in a Jewish style. It's awesome to be in a Christian family with Jewish culinary influence.

[Anonymous No.10895792]

>>10884367
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.10895803]

>>10885469
>him

[Anonymous No.10895807]

>>10884361
fucking churchlets

[Anonymous No.10895810]

>>10884367
before or after the gloryhole confessional

[Anonymous No.10895817]

>>10886064
fpbp

[Anonymous No.10895865]

>>10884361
it tastes like it came all the way from Italy and it wasn't that good

[Anonymous No.10896468]

Church wafers? Shitty
Obleas? Shitty, but good shitty.
Both taste like cardboard, but obleas are obviously superior

[Anonymous No.10897116]

>>10884361
Literally like a cheap ice cream cone you buy from any big name grocer.

>Side note
Still remember one of the kids at my former parish asking to try part of the "big cracker" that I use during the consecration of the Eucharist. Gave him one at the end of mass a week later.