/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10879974]

What the fuck guys?

[Anonymous No.10879975]

>>10879974
get woke, go broke.

[Anonymous No.10879976]

>>10879974
Kms.

[Anonymous No.10879978]

>>10879974

[Anonymous No.10879980]

>>10879974
They tasted bad anyway. I'm stoked on the "organic burgers" coming soon to theaters!

[Anonymous No.10879984]

about to learn something they should have learned is Biz101
Dollars to donuts it was a woman's idea.

[Anonymous No.10879988]

>>10879974
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10880000]

ahahaha Costco hotdog shills BTFO

[Anonymous No.10880005]

>>10879974

[Anonymous No.10880029]

Less animal cruelty. Vegans win. Mfw.

[Anonymous No.10880071]

>>10880029
>Vegans were right all along

Nobody "wins" when you murder innocent animals needlessly. I hope more ignorant people realize this.

[Anonymous No.10880081]

>>10880071
>Needlessly
nigger we need meat to survive

[Anonymous No.10880114]

>>10880081

You are one ignorant nigger. No, you do not need meat to survive. Go read a book sometime.

[Anonymous No.10880124]

>>10880114
For me it's because killing is pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.10880126]

>>10880114
a meat would eat you to survive.
read it in a book

[Anonymous No.10880134]

>>10880114
You don't NEED it, but you won't reach peak health without some animal product in your diet either. Lab-grown meat is a better solution than trying to turn everyone vegan anyway.

[Anonymous No.10880161]

>>10880114
Some people literally do though. Some people cant be healthy on a vegan diet.

[Anonymous No.10880195]

they also got rid of the chocolate frozen yogurt
i’m so fucking mad desu

[Anonymous No.10880204]

I remember being so pissed when they replaced their soft pretzels with churros

[Anonymous No.10880208]

>>10880195
And the berry sundae. Absolutely seething.

[Anonymous No.10880228]

>>10880204
>replacing pretzels with churros
>getting rid of polish dogs and adding some beaner tofu salad
>getting rid of frozen yogurt and adding stupid hipster fruit bowl shit
and they say white genocide isnt a thing

[Anonymous No.10880247]

>tfw you live in the US and have never even seen a costco
feelsgood

[Anonymous No.10880258]

>>10880071
It's not my fault I'm hungry and that heffer tastes like beef

[Anonymous No.10880259]

>>10879974
Vegans hate the Polish.

[Anonymous No.10880456]

>>10879974
As long as they aren't cutting out my fav kimchi I'm good.

[Anonymous No.10880463]

>>10880259
Who doesn't tho?

[Anonymous No.10880517]

>>10880029
>Get rid of hot dog
>Introduce vegan options
>Nobody eats the vegan options
>People just get a hotdog somewhere else
Congratulations on winning

[Anonymous No.10880541]

>>10880517
The hot dog is still there, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.10880553]

>>10880071
mur·der
ˈmərdər/
noun
1.
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

[Anonymous No.10880571]

Trimming loss leaders from the menu.

[Anonymous No.10880594]

Test

[Anonymous No.10880608]

>>10880594
Welcome back, serial shitposter.

[Anonymous No.10880611]

>>10880517
they still have hotdogs. desu I don't know wjy people are so pissed about removing a slightly different meat in tube form item in favor of something like a burger

[Anonymous No.10880626]

>>10880247
Where do you think your mom gets your tendies?

[Anonymous No.10880650]

>>10880608
Huh?

[Anonymous No.10880658]

How do they make a profit if they lose money on the food they sell? Makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.10880665]

>>10880195
>>10880208
that shit is low fat trash, you should feel bad for liking it

[Anonymous No.10880670]

>>10880658
They're trying to get members and get them in the door more often to shop.

[Anonymous No.10880690]

>>10880658
All Costco profit is generated from membership fees. The products in the store are at cost and some items are below cost.

[Anonymous No.10880726]

>>10880134
uhhhhh no sweetie

[Anonymous No.10880735]

>>10880690

[Anonymous No.10880739]

>>10880658
look up black friday and loss leaders

[Anonymous No.10880743]

will poland (food) ever stop being exterminated

[Anonymous No.10880754]

>>10880743
well, you tried

[Anonymous No.10880785]

>>10880114
Our brain size exploded literally because our ancestors started eating cooked meat.
Read a biology book you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.10880828]

>>10879974
>Vegan
>Organic
None of those explicitly makes food healthier

[Anonymous No.10880839]

>>10880204
churros are the bomb, yo!

[Anonymous No.10880848]

>>10879974
Turkey-provalone master race coming thru.

[Anonymous No.10880928]

>>10880005
i had to look up what this meant

[Anonymous No.10881691]

>>10880029
>vegans win
now that's an oxymoron

[Anonymous No.10881711]

>>10880134
Common misinfo my dude. You know like with tempeh or tofu or chickpeas there is power muscle in or out. Sometimes you bite the wad and it's like damn I'm wet. Meat behind the vegetable meats in front.

[Anonymous No.10881732]

>>10879974
What the FUCK is a polish hot dog? There are hot dogs, and there are polish sausages. There is no such thing as a polish hot dog.

[Anonymous No.10881776]

>>10881711
This is what soy does to your brain

[Anonymous No.10881913]

>Polish dog removed for vegan bullshit.

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 17TH OF SEPTEMBER!

[Anonymous No.10881927]

>>10879974
NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10881940]

>>10879974
jesus christ, liberals suck. Why are they doing this to us

[Anonymous No.10881960]

vegchads win again lol

[Anonymous No.10881973]

was it even good? I always just got the hot dog

[Anonymous No.10881981]

>>10881973
Yes. But now you won’t be able to experience it

[Anonymous No.10881984]

>>10879974
When will corporations realize that you can never appease liberals? Give them an inch, and they'll bitch that they can't have a mile. McDonald's stops frying their delicious fries in beef tallow, and they still bitch that a part of the additive to their fry salt contains dried beef bouillon. It's a metaphor for every liberal argument in history, a tactic straight out of Saul Alinsky.

[Anonymous No.10881987]

How the fuck do I cook a brat so that it comes out like pic related? Texture, snap, with a bit of crunch?

[Anonymous No.10881998]

>>10879974
Some fucking cunt is doing this just because they saw /pol/ likes to post tge picture to taunt europoors.

[Anonymous No.10882057]

>>10881732
its the same filling but not with a proper sausage casing, its just pressed into a weiner shape, so they can't truly call it a polish sausage

[Anonymous No.10882093]

>>10881776
Okay look at it like this, you have some meat and you know what it weighs and you put it on the scale and it says what it says on the packaging minus the packaging but it's okay you don't care cause your not going to eat it anyway. That is what it is like being a butcher and a vegan.

[Anonymous No.10882114]

>>10880247
We have them up in leafland, all over the place.

[Anonymous No.10882118]

>>10881960
*vegetable

[Anonymous No.10882119]

>>10880228
>Krauts
>Polacks
>white

[Anonymous No.10882194]

>>10881987
brush lightly with olive oil

[Anonymous No.10882221]

>>10881987
Low and slow baby, low and slow.

[Anonymous No.10882222]

>>10880456
That’s gone my friend, it was the hotdog toppings...

[Anonymous No.10882238]

>>10880611
There are little to no hotdog stands where most people live unless you go to Jew York.
Some people go to Costco JUST for the hotdog.
Step outside of a Costco and you have 54 McDonalds waiting for you

[Anonymous No.10882250]

>>10881987
Bring water to boil, reduce to a simmer, dump hotdoggos.
Buns are lightly steamed

[Anonymous No.10882270]

>>10882250
There's char on it, and it's a brat. You blind, drunk retard.

[Anonymous No.10883849]

>>10880785

>citation needed

[Anonymous No.10883855]

>>10883849
He cited biology books, retard.

[Anonymous No.10883905]

>"uh just read a book, sheep"

[Anonymous No.10883907]

>>10881987
Why is he so tired?

[Anonymous No.10884046]

>>10880690
I agree with >>10880735 , that's complete bullshit, many of the items Costco sells are priced much higher than outside Costco. At the one near me, Costco sells a huge bag of Sunkist "sea-cured" lemons for $10. I can buy the same number of lemons at a local grocery store for $5. Costco also sells eggs for about triple what they cost in the grocery stores (because Costco's eggs are "ethically farmed", whatever the fuck that means).

If Costco isn't making outrageous amounts of profit on that stuff, then their management is a bunch of fucking retards.

I still have a membership because their prices on certain basics are far lower than anywhere else around me -- cheese, peanut butter, and of course their rotisserie chickens. But you have to be very careful about what to buy there or else you'll get anally raped.

[Anonymous No.10884075]

>costco is becoming cheaper and cheaper about handing out samples
>removing hotdogs
what the fuck i hate costco now

[Anonymous No.10884083]

>>10884046
>all lemons come from the same place, sold by the same company, and priced the same
>cage-free eggs should be as cheap as factory farm eggs

also i dont know what costco you're going to because i can still buy the flats of dirt cheap eggs at mine

[Anonymous No.10884098]

>>10881940
Punishment for making Hilary "sell" her book in your store.

[Anonymous No.10885006]

>>10882093
What the fuck are you on about. Do you have a learning disability?

[Anonymous No.10885022]

That feel when traditional american fare will completely die out in your lifetime

[Anonymous No.10885152]

>>10879974
Vegans should be gassed.

[Anonymous No.10885157]

>>10879974
OHHH FUCKK

[Anonymous No.10885161]

>>10879974
OH MY FUCK IT'S REAL
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2018/07/10/costco-is-taking-polish-hot-dogs-off-its-food-court-menu-fans-are-grieving-and-angry/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4ac4dc9fdc44

[Anonymous No.10885163]

>>10880114
xD

[Anonymous No.10885164]

>>10883907
>he
Welcome to England

[Anonymous No.10885168]

>>10879974
Why the fuck do vegans ruin EVERYTHING? What kind of fuckass company thinks its a good idea to cater to a niche mental illness??

[Anonymous No.10885169]

>>10885168
the ones that want to go broke.

[Anonymous No.10885170]

>>10879974
>At Costco, where the American Dream is sold in bulk, you can buy a bathrobe, a new set of tires, a 7½-pound jar of steak seasoning and a 36-roll box of toilet paper. And while you’re prowling the aisles for giant containers of food, you can eat: The brand’s food court has a cult following for its steep deals on snacks and fast food.

>But there’s trouble in bulk-discount paradise: The brand is removing a fan favorite, the Polish hot dog, from the menu. The store is replacing it with such healthier fare as acai bowls, which proves that people who run the Costco food court have no idea why people come to the Costco food court. It certainly isn’t to get a refreshing acai bowl after buying a 100-pack of frozen chicken nuggets or a drum-sized container of chocolate-covered pretzels.

>A Polish hot dog is kind of like a regular hot dog, but in the language of the Internet, it is thicc. It is technically a kielbasa. Business Insider reports that a backlash to the Costco menu changes has begun: Fans have been expressing their displeasure on social media, and a Change.org petition was gathering signatures to bring the dogs back. The changes have been rolling out across stores nationwide, and some ditched the Polish hot dog weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.10885175]

>>10885170
>The Costco membership population is rapidly progressing through the five stages of grief right now. Denial (“How could you do such a thing? #boycottcostco”), anger (“Vegans out here ruining Costco”), bargaining (“I just wanna talk to whoever made the executive decision to get rid of the Polish hot dog”), depression (“Costco removing the polish hot dog sounds like a nightmare but it’s reality. I’m speechless.”). They haven’t yet reached Stage 5: acceptance.

>Anyway, don’t panic: The regular — skinnier — all-beef hot dog will remain on the menu for $1.50. The Polish hot dogs will still be sold in bulk, the Seattle Times reported. Representatives from Costco have not yet responded to a query from The Washington Post about whether the outcry on social media could persuade the company to reconsider.

>But even the company’s top leaders don’t seem very convinced that the new health-focused menu will be popular.

>“This new plant-based protein salad, I know that excites you,” said chief executive Craig Jelinek at a shareholder meeting, according to the Seattle Times. “But it is healthy. And, uh, actually, it tastes pretty good, if you like those kind of things. I tried it once.”

[Anonymous No.10885185]

>>10885175
>tried it once
kek. obviously shit.

[Anonymous No.10885229]

>>10885175
Where is this dude from that the regular is skinnier?
The actual literal only difference between the two dogs is that the "Polish" has pepper in it. That is it. They are the exact same size and the exact same ingredients minus the pepper.

[Anonymous No.10885239]

>>10885229
must have never had one and it writing based off of testimony

Pictured: Costco beef dog

[Anonymous No.10885245]

>>10885239
pictured: polish dog

[Anonymous No.10885250]

>>10885175
>And, uh, actually, it tastes pretty good, if you like those kind of things. I tried it once.”
Kek what a great sell

[Anonymous No.10885249]

>>10885245
cross section. Both 8 inches long, both approximately 1 inch diameter

[Anonymous No.10885262]

>>10879974
>We're not coming for your foods!
Vegans are cancer.

[Anonymous No.10885264]

I told my friend about this and he's going ballistic. I feel kinda bad now. Apparently he's mad cause Costco is trying to get that hipster demo (which they never will) while ignoring their core demo (poor people and immigrants), down to how they organize and layout their stores.

[Anonymous No.10885444]

meh this is a berry sorbet, doesn't taste like acai at all. my costco added a soy based al pastor salad, why aren't you all more triggered by that?

[Anonymous No.10885471]

>>10885262

[Anonymous No.10885478]

>>10885471
tears aren't vegan you absolute tard

[Anonymous No.10885486]

So let me get this straight. A store that sells literal pales of butter is axing their hotdogs in favor of more healthy vegan option?

Like having an obese doctor telling you to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.10885489]

>>10885486
>Like having an obese doctor telling you to lose weight.
still good advice

[Anonymous No.10885580]

>>10885175
This just sounds like a defeated man who has to apologize after his wife threw a tantrum in the store.

[Anonymous No.10885594]

>>10885478
Prove it

[Anonymous No.10885622]

>>10885594
The little guy on the left is correct. I don't give a fuck about animals. After 3 years in social work, there's too many suffering humans for me to worry about.

[Anonymous No.10885662]

>>10885622
Yet you pay to house mental disorders and cause amputations. You're a great person.

[Anonymous No.10885663]

>>10885594
>If you care about animals

Why would you assume I do? They're fucking animals. Sure I'm against being unnecessarily cruel to them because what point is there, but I'll still eat them.

[Anonymous No.10885681]

>>10885662
The US meat industry directly employs between 800K and 1M people depending on where you find the numbers, and that image is treating ~100 injuries per year as a big deal instead of the decimal point statistic it is.

[Anonymous No.10885698]

>>10885662
Let's see some numbers for the "defense" industry.

[Anonymous No.10885757]

>>10885594
>feel
>fact

very telling.

[Anonymous No.10885825]

>>10885662

[Anonymous No.10886327]

>>10880611
They aren't adding a burger though. They're adding a grey, soulless soy patty on a bun and calling it a veggie burger.

[Anonymous No.10886338]

>>10879974
Is that complete retard that was arguing the hot dogs weren't loss leaders still here?

[Anonymous No.10886345]

>>10882119
Epic false flag le reddit.

[Anonymous No.10886390]

>>10879984
This. Probably is barren as well and felt the need to make everyone elses life miserable too.

[Anonymous No.10886394]

>>10885175
>This new plant-based protein salad, I know that excites you. But it is healthy. And, uh, actually, it tastes pretty good, if you like those kind of things. I tried it once.

[Anonymous No.10886548]

>>10886345
If you don’t have pale skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair, you aren’t white.

[Anonymous No.10886595]

Polish dogs were the only thing I enjoyed at their foot court. Though I haven't eaten one in years, so I have to wonder if they haven't been selling well. They wouldn't cut a good seller just for health reasons. Not when 90% of their food is pure junk to begin with.

[Anonymous No.10886780]

>>10879974
Please be fake news

[Anonymous No.10886801]

>>10879974
Damn... here in AZ my Costco lost theirs around 3 months ago. Guess were were the guinea pigs.

[Anonymous No.10886827]

>>10885594
i only eat meat because I want the animals to suffer

[Anonymous No.10886831]

>>10880541
yes, as i understand it the all beef dog remains at same price and availability, which was the one i went for anyway.

[Anonymous No.10886839]

>>10880658
luring ppl in with cheap and tasty food court encourages most folks to get memberships, and that is where the money is at for them.

[Anonymous No.10886841]

When the pizza and churros are cut, I will riot

[Anonymous No.10886872]

>>10884083
Same here. they have those bs feel good 5x markup (dyed) brown eggs, or i can get 150 extra large eggs for anywhere from US$20 to once they were even fucking 9 bucks. i made by weight like 10 lbs of egg salad, then sealed it up with my foodsaver i bought from costco for 1/2 regular retail.

i've never spent less than 3-400 dollars when i go, but i'll be damned if i dont feel like i get my money's worth.

[Anonymous No.10887247]

>>10885264

BJ's is poor people, Costco is upper middle class

[Anonymous No.10887577]

>>10886827
I can taste the cruelty.

[Anonymous No.10887846]

>>10886548
Calm down you subhuman scum.
You can only be white if you have white hair, white skin and fiery orange eyes.

[Anonymous No.10888062]

>>10879974
>We have a popular item that makes customers happy and remember their experience here.
>Whelp, time to get rid of it and replace it with some hippy garbage that people will hate.
>What could possibly go wrong, PR wise?

[Anonymous No.10888090]

>>10888062
fuck them desu. polish dog was literally the only thing besides the chicken bake that i ever got from the food court

[Anonymous No.10888144]

They're still going to sell the other $1.50 hotdogs, I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.10888182]

>>10881711
Wat

[Anonymous No.10888324]

>>10885594
>>10885662
I like animal products, fuck you

[Anonymous No.10888721]

>>10882057
its a big sausage

[Anonymous No.10888741]

>>10883849
Dr Allan Grant told me.

[Anonymous No.10888828]

>>10888721
uuuu

[Anonymous No.10888845]

>>10885170
>>10885175
>not wrapping a brick in a polish flag and throwing it through the food court's window

[Anonymous No.10888915]

>>10883849

You got blown the fuck out. Dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.10888917]

>>10881987
Childhood beatings are a good start. Make sure she doesn't brush her teeth. For the texture, have her work in the fields with no sun protection.

[Anonymous No.10888943]

tasted the new burger, it was absolutely horrible. the meat is reminiscent of frozen Salisbury steak, but more disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10888946]

>>10881732
it pretty much tasted like a fatter stronger flavored hot dog.

[Anonymous No.10888956]

It's a shame they still serve flesh on the menu instead of replacing it all with healthy, ethical options, but this is a step in the right direction. Good job, Costco!

[Anonymous No.10889089]

>>10880071
but destroying plants with machines, chopping them off alive while the other plants will k ow their faith is ok? We just know animals are not automatrons, maybe plants have feeling too!

[Anonymous No.10890203]

>>10881987
It literally 90% relies on the sausage you use, you can boil a good one and itll still have a nice snap

[Anonymous No.10890334]

>>10880463
a polish guy I knew once mentioned hungarians have a huge bro-boner for poles, I don't really believe him tho
>>10885622
>white trash, alcoholics and wellfare leeches' suffering is more valid than animals
I'm not a vegan but know your work is fucking useless

[Anonymous No.10890468]

>>10880071
I don't murder them. I honourably challenge them to a duel to the death.

[Anonymous No.10890487]

>>10885594
>tears
>Animal byproduct
HAHAHA VEGANS

[Anonymous No.10890837]

>>10880029
Whats your opinion on bilions of bees dieing from pesticides to keep up production with increasing demands of vegan trend ?

[Anonymous No.10890885]

>>10886801

It cant really be true anon. Tell me youre lying. I have to see for myself and if its true it will be the last time I ever enter a costco. Ill have to buy a kirkland trail mix bag to last me the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.10890913]

>>10890837
>Whats your opinion on bilions of bees dieing from pesticides to keep up production with increasing demands of vegan trend ?

ALL LIES FROM TRUMP VOTERS!

There is ZERO scientific proof that mass use of glysophate pesticides kills bees! In fact, bees love glysophate & how much our pesticides can produce healthy flowers!

Glysophates are 1000% safe as found by our studies! Don't believe those republican lies!!!

[Anonymous No.10890965]

>>10890913
Copypasta worthy shitpost

[Anonymous No.10890984]

>>10881987
I like to brown mine in a cast iron pan then pop them under the broiler for a few minutes

[Anonymous No.10890988]

>>10880228
The churros are great you actual fag

[Anonymous No.10891004]

>>10890837
What's your opinion on a majority of animal husbandry animals being cows which in factory farmed practices have trophic levels of around 4% thus using most of the world's resources to feed and process?