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>Greek "food"

>> No.10879406

Shut the fuck up Mao, you annoying midget.

>> No.10879481

Gyros are really good DESU

>> No.10879512
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10879512

Would you eat Mao's cunny?

>> No.10879521

I wonder what it's like to convince yourself you're more cultured because of how closed minded you are.

>> No.10879551
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>weeb
>tastelet
checks out

>> No.10879565

>>10879481
It is basically a mayonnaise taco with mystery meat. The mystery? That it is considered meat.

>> No.10879571

>>10879565
>mayonnaise

>> No.10879581

>>10879390
This but unironically. Never eaten Greek food and enjoyed it. Average at best.

>> No.10879631

>>10879390
im greek fite me

>> No.10879643

>>10879390
>>10879406
>>10879565
>>10879571
>>10879581
fucking subhumans

>> No.10879680

>>10879565
The hell kind of gyros do they have in your shit country?

>> No.10879688

>>10879565
That's pita, gyros is the mystery meat

>> No.10879699

>buying greek food
As a greek I can tell you that all greek restaurants are rip offs. Don't trust greeks. The only good greek food is that which is cooked in greek homes.

>> No.10879709

>>10879699
>go to greek restaurant
>all the cooks are mexicans

wtf

>> No.10879712

Roast chicken with lemon garlic and rosemary is fucking top shelf. Do actual Greeks eat that?

>> No.10879733
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Although I think greek cuisine can be great, Greek home cooking is usually pretty bad in my experience.

But waiting for all the fat americans to tell me about the gyros they had which wasn't even made from pork

>> No.10879738

>>10879712
That's something you can find in many greek homes, my parents' included, though I prefer my roast chicken with more herbs and mustard powder rather than lemon

>> No.10879741

>>10879712
my grandma is greek and chicken is her meat of choice

>> No.10879746

I grew up in a fishing village and I'd still say some of the best seafood I've had was on trips to Greece. And Malta.
They grill a mean squid.

>>10879741
Nah, mate. Chicken is her second choice of meat, believe you me.

>> No.10879867

>>10879390
>trying to look for a Greek food place
>only ones that show up in searches are "Mediterranean" paki bullshit
This must be what Mexicans feel when Americans lump them in with BR's

>> No.10879876

>>10879867
To be fair, neither Mexico nor Brazil have distinguishing features to set them apart from one another except their drug trade of choice.

>> No.10879881

>>10879876
I wish I could get feijoada at Mexican restaurants.

>> No.10879893

>>10879876
We don’t put bananas on everything nor eat avocados with sugar
>t. Mexican

>> No.10880162

I had a greek friend once. One time he shat his pants while we were playing basketball. Aside from that, they're lovely people.

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where my GREEKBROS at

>> No.10880188

>>10879876
Mexican cuisine is really region based though

>> No.10880192

>>10879881
My husband made it once and holy shit I've never eaten so much food in one sitting before. The in-laws were all laughing at me.

>> No.10880302

Greek here, the best Greek food is made in Greece, and even in Greece if you go to tourist restaurants they have the shitiest Greek food, the best choice is to stay away from tourist places and go eat at a small tavern

>> No.10880318

>>10880302
My relatives live in Kapsia, I cant wait to go there and get real food

>> No.10880347

>>10880318
Nice I lived in Tripoli which is 30ish minutes away from kapsas , I moved to Thessaloniki like 2 weeks ago

>> No.10880596
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>>10879390
>>10879581
>>10879699
>>10879733
Greek lamb fricassee is gloriously wholesome. As is moussaka. Greeks are one of the few people that manage to make squid/octopus taste great without frying it in a shit-ton of oil, too. Same for mussels.

>> No.10881647

>>10879876
have you ever been to brazil kid?

>> No.10881660

>>10879390
Fuck off, Mehmet.

>> No.10881698

>>10881647
Have you ever been to Mexico, boomer?

>> No.10881823

>>10879390
I like their salads...

Does that not count?

>> No.10882219
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Be me
>12 years old
>family are diplomates for US
>get invited over by the Greeks for dinner
>Never had Greek food before so Im excited
> Dinner comes out
>Full on BRICK of fetta cheese with a thin sheet of feel-o drenched in honey
>Not a fucking idiot so i dont make a scene about how disgusting it was
>Start getting dizzy
>Frickmylife.zip
>Say im just getting full
>Manage another fork-full whilst gagging in my mind
>They finally take my plate since the main dish is about to come out
Pic is similar to what we at except for it being about 5 times as tall.
Theres more to the story if you want the rest.

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>>10879390
>he doesn't like having the thick white creamy tzatziki all over his mouth

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>>10879390
>Greek "coffee"