/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10874894]

People who eat pizza like this are degenerate.

[Anonymous No.10874901]

>>10874894
>he eats pizza with a knife and fork

[Anonymous No.10874904]

>>10874901
yes because i'm not a classless peasant

[Anonymous No.10874906]

>>10874894
why? because they didn't dip it in ranch?

[Anonymous No.10874909]

>>10874904
>posting on /ck/
>not a classless peasant
pick one.
we're all in this together

[Anonymous No.10874911]

>>10874904
Only classless peasants would have hands so unclean that they couldn't eat a pizza with them. Now fetch me my pizza, slave, and remember to wear gloves.

[Sage No.10874916]

>>10874901
Because he's a homosexual

[Anonymous No.10874925]

>>10874906
because it's folded

[Anonymous No.10874928]

>>10874894
dat base tho

[Anonymous No.10875519]

>>10874904

Yes you are. If you weren't you'd know that this is how real pizza is eaten. Because you'd have been to the country where this is done.

[Anonymous No.10875853]

>>10874894
Before chastising others on how they consume pizza in their own home, you need to worry more about the massive amount of semen you eat, you ugly fat queer.

[Anonymous No.10875955]

>>10874894
It doesn't really bother me to be honest

[Anonymous No.10876022]

>>10874904
ok whatever you say mr president

[Anonymous No.10876148]

i get a 5$ take and bake from the local store, its a small-medium size but LOADED with toppings and tons of cheese. you bake for 5-7 mins and its ready. i can usually only finish half

[Anonymous No.10876154]

>>10874894
*from new york

[Anonymous No.10876246]

>>10874894
Do you softly dab the oil from the pizza before you eat it?

[Anonymous No.10876255]

>>10874894
>folding just a slice
>not the entire pizza
I eat them like a fucking pancake and I love it.

[Anonymous No.10876743]

>>10876148
Fascinating

[Anonymous No.10876745]

>>10874894
It's literally how napolitians eats pizza

[Anonymous No.10876765]

>>10876255
>I eat them like a fucking pancake
With a fork?

[Anonymous No.10876804]

>>10876765
No, with butter and maple syrup.

Jesus man, use your brain.

[Anonymous No.10876860]

>>10874894
Unless it's Brooklyn-style pizza, then it's justified.

[Anonymous No.10877812]

>>10875519
Why is American pizza so floppy? It shouldn't bend.

[Anonymous No.10877821]

>>10877812
You've gotten your NY pizza confused with Italian pizza.

[Anonymous No.10877938]

>>10876765
forgot americans have weird pancakes.
I'm talking about rolled up.

[Anonymous No.10877973]

>>10877938
"pan" "cake"

What about our pancakes is it you struggle with and why would you assume they wouldn't be fluffy like normal cakes? Folding them or rolling them like they're a tortilla or something is odd.

[Anonymous No.10877987]

I have a mustache and eating like this is basically required to keep sauce and cheese out of it

[Anonymous No.10878001]

>>10877938
You mean you forget you think crepes are pancakes.

[Anonymous No.10878060]

>>10878001
>crepe
That's just the fancy french name for pancake.

>>10877973
>struggle
wut
Americans just turned normal pancakes into super fat cakes. Which is nothing more typical american.
Now (as usual) you think it's the norm, but it's not.

[Anonymous No.10878064]

>>10874894
good point. where's the hots?

[Anonymous No.10878066]

>>10878060
explain japanese pancakes

[Anonymous No.10878089]

>>10878066
Nah, not even the japanese call them pancakes. They're as much a pancake as a Lahmacun is a pizza. Only the west calls them that.

[Anonymous No.10878133]

>>10878089
Aren't leavened pancakes a thing in Holland, the Netherlands, Germany, Korea, Japan, and parts of Africa; and probably other places?

You whiny cunt. Pan "cake".

[Anonymous No.10878169]

>>10878133
>whiny cunt
Pfff. You're the one making a big stink about your shitty American version. I couldn't care less. Like most things you eat there it's something you took from abroad and then mutated it. We don't even call them pan "cakes" here, that's just how you named it, so that's how it gets translated.

[Anonymous No.10878191]

>>10878133
> leavened pancake
> a thing in Holland
Did you just assume my pie?

[Anonymous No.10878199]

>>10878133
>>10878191
In addition we call it Pannenkoek, which translates to PanCookie or Panbiscuit.

[Anonymous No.10878540]

>>10877973
>thin pancakes are odd
Anything thin is odd in burgerland, tbqh.

[Anonymous No.10879210]

>>10877973
>we made the most unhealty and tastless part of the meal a fat cake and whe eat just this with sweaty syrup
>why are you making actual food with this? This is odd, lol

[Anonymous No.10879732]

>>10878540
Kek, sharters btfo as usual

[Anonymous No.10880240]

>>10876148
sounds yummy :)

[Anonymous No.10880827]

>>10874894
I literally eat pizza sandwiches just like this and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.10880834]

>>10880827
Sometimes I'll empty like half a jar of crushed red pepper onto one slice and make a pepper sandwich by placing another slice on top. So good.

[Anonymous No.10880979]

>>10878133
>Holland is a separate country from the Netherlands
at least you got it right that Belgium doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.10881102]

fat pancakes arent the norm

[TwitchyFing3rs No.10881567]

>>10874925
i was inverted

[Anonymous No.10881681]

>>10874894
that doesn't even look like real pizza, if anything you shouldn't be eating that kind of shit and of course don't you dare to call it pizza

[Anonymous No.10882547]

OP BTFO

[Anonymous No.10882562]

>>10876154
ahha yeah i love to walk into italian deli and get a single slice to go, fold it right up and eat it walking down the street like a true New Yorka

[Anonymous No.10882571]

>>10874894
I only do that if it's too hot for my sensitive teeth. I wish I had thicker enamel.

[Anonymous No.10883084]

>not eating pizza the homer way
faggot