What’s the most autistic thing you’ve ever seen take place at a dining establishment?

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Anonymous Sat Jul 7 22:19:59 2018 No.10872112 [Reply] [Original]

What’s the most autistic thing you’ve ever seen take place at a dining establishment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 22:21:19 2018 No.10872120 >>10872112 I saw a guy eating alone the other night at Chilis, it was sooooo creepy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 22:54:45 2018 No.10872281 >>10872120 t. roastie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 22:56:27 2018 No.10872289 >>10872112 A waitress dropped a plate and it shattered. Some asshole thought it would be hilarious to give her a huge standing ovation. The poor girl, I wish I could whisk her away to a better life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:04:03 2018 No.10872326 A mirror.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:04:08 2018 No.10872327 >>10872120 I eat out at restaurant all the time. But I've never been to a Chilis. Do people pick up chicks there or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:08:35 2018 No.10872341 >>10872289 In England we always shout "job opening" when something gets broken. It's a bit of good fun that unites the room with humour and nobody gets hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:12:23 2018 No.10872354 >>10872341 Cringe

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:14:04 2018 No.10872366

>>10872112
Stopped at IHOP for breakfast recently and there was a table of actual autists/spergs across the room from where I sat. They had two or three teachers/handlers with them and all the retards were trying to figure out what they individually owed for bill and tip. Felt bad for the waitress and busboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:18:18 2018 No.10872382 >>10872289 >just beta things

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:18:21 2018 No.10872383 >>10872354 I know regular human interactions scare you. When you stay in your mom's basement too long binging on tendies it's pretty scary to talk offline, and you can lash out in ways like this. I'm here for you bud.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:21:18 2018 No.10872390

I think I was like 18 maybe, but I was at a restaraunt and noticed something peculiar about the two women seated at another table. Realized they were... not women. I know all of you are all desensitized to trans people and stuff but I was legit disgusted. Not angry. I just sort of went into vertigo and almost threw up. I guess I wish they were a bit more convincing. One of them looked like your high school science teacher who put on lipstick and high heels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:22:25 2018 No.10872396 >>10872289 Sounds like a true hero. What if a small child or a little person walked under her dumb arm and she dropped the plate on their head? Hopefully the shame of being clapped at will make her more mindful when she's carrying plates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:24:28 2018 No.10872399 >>10872289 He should be arrested

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:26:03 2018 No.10872403

>>10872289
fucking loved doing this at uni

especially when it was a dumb fucking fob chin - which it usually is. They're usually so embarrassed - why are the amelicans crapping at me? do i let the peasants come and clean my mess or maybe i clean it myself since they all noticed... pyong pyong pyang chong pyao..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:26:45 2018 No.10872407 >>10872289 They do this at macaroni grill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:28:09 2018 No.10872409 >>10872403 I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:31:48 2018 No.10872419 File: 35 KB, 248x252, wow pure love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872409 But if you look at it from another point of view - that you're doing her a service by introducing her to American culture - it's actually a love crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:34:14 2018 No.10872430 >>10872419 Americans don't say uni. What kind of sick game are you playing?

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:34:24 2018 No.10872431

>in college
>im a busboy at jap restaurant
>few times a week this weeaboo guy comes in
>tries ordering food in broken shitty japanese
>tries showing waitresses his manga and shit
>orders the same thing everytime he comes in the hopes that they will remember him and just bring him "the usual"
>wants so hard to be a part of this place
>everyone there just makes fun of him

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:35:41 2018 No.10872433

I saw people clapping at a dropped dish, and someone told me that's what you're supposed to do when that happens. But then I was with a different group of people and someone broke a plate and I was the only one who clapped and everyone thought I was an asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:47:07 2018 No.10872475 >>10872430 thought everyone said uni. I'm trying to be global here. naw i went to cawlitch.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:48:32 2018 No.10872478

>>10872430
we do say uni. because if you say 'college,' it can be a for profit college across the street from a jail bond and tabacco minimall. But then again, only america has to be wary of scam schools. In any case, by 'uni' i mean to say I went to a legit university that people overseas would strangle their brother for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:50:08 2018 No.10872485 I got food served on a wood cutting board

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:51:36 2018 No.10872490 >>10872478 We don't say uni. We say college, the specific name of the school, and sometimes university. But never just uni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:51:58 2018 No.10872493 >>10872478 Doesn't that get confusing? It sounds like you might be talking about unicorns or unicycles.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:54:57 2018 No.10872499
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>>10872112
I was at a bar in Fort Collins once, and everything was going nice and well until the bartender just start screeching at this one faggot, telling him to get the fuck out. The entire bar went silent. All eyes were on the one faggot, anitcipating his next move. He looked at his buddies, pleadingly. Would he act a a fool and cause a scene, or would he somehow play this to his advantage, for all to see. Time seemed frozen. His heart beat against his ribcage. Panic had set in. At last, he didn't have it in him. Defeated. He dragged himself to the exit and left. And just like that, everything went back to normal, as if it never even happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:55:57 2018 No.10872504 >>10872499 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 23:58:30 2018 No.10872517 >>10872390 >all of you are all desensitized to trans people "no"

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:02:07 2018 No.10872526

>>10872390
I live in the city, but work about 20 minutes out into whats suburban bordering on rural. In the city, I don't really seem to see any trannies (or if I do, they are passing enough to not catch my attention from 10 yards away). When I pop into the grocery store by work, I've seen at least 3 different trannies that can't even pass from across an entire isle. They are all like men in their 40's with 5 o'clock shadows and everything. Are crossdressers still a thing? Or did we just figure out they were all actually trannies who were afraid of the stigma? I don't really hear about crossdressing anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:06:26 2018 No.10872542 Why does every other thread seem to turn into a tranny discussion? Is this nu-/ck/?

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:07:44 2018 No.10872547

>>10872490
We do in AMERICA. but on 4chan, I've learned that the word is 'uni.'

>>10872493
eh its just easier when discussing something with yuros or whomever. i dont bother namedropping the school either, i only care about rubbing it in the face of another american, because I can get a spiteful response much to my pleasure. Overseas people are simply envious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:08:59 2018 No.10872550 >>10872542 You don't want to talk about the plight of the trans community? Sexist homophobe white male alt right pig.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:09:10 2018 No.10872551 >>10872547 This an AMERICAN website.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:09:29 2018 No.10872553

>>10872526
Honestly I think the same - I see more older men not bothering to 'pass' than anything. But that probably just means that I've never noticed a really well passing trans. Which isn't really satisfying to me, because I people watch a lot and consider myself pretty good at catching details.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:19:44 2018 No.10872607 >>10872112 >>guy with gf goes into fast food burger chain >>orders 3 tightass burgers >>gets out plastic knife >>cuts all 3 in half

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:21:30 2018 No.10872615 >>10872542 >not being familiar with /ck/'s obsession with trapposting welcome newfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:42:54 2018 No.10872697 >>10872120 Bar maids and bartenders are technically sharing the experience with you so you are not eating alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:46:23 2018 No.10872707 >>10872615 I took a 2 year break. It wasn't like this then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:47:49 2018 No.10872718 >>10872547 Stop saying uni. It sounds so faggy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:48:08 2018 No.10872719 >>10872707 Two years ago? Yes it fucking well was. The only difference is that we talk about trannies less now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:55:07 2018 No.10872746 >>10872719 I remember it being all fast food, alcohol and Jack posting. I don't remember the rampant tranny obsession being so open. But I could be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:55:58 2018 No.10872748 >>10872383 lol ur gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 09:54:18 2018 No.10874097 >>10872431 What would he order?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 09:56:27 2018 No.10874106 >>10872718 Relax. Uni is just how they refer to sea urchin roe/milt in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:05:34 2018 No.10874133 >>10872390 You sound like a baby Never seen an ugly person before? What the heck

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Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:36:50 2018 No.10874233

My buddy and I invited a new guy from work to go out for ribs one Friday after work, and he meticulously ate his rack of ribs with a knife and fork. We didn't give him shit or anything but it was really odd.

Unbeknownst to us, he has severe OCD, and is trying to get out of his comfort zone and it was the first time he had ribs in like a decade, so good on him for not having a panic attack because me and my friend both looked like feral savages with bbq sauce war paint by the end of the meal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:46:48 2018 No.10874261 File: 70 KB, 625x415, pumpernickel-the-mini-pig-will-give-you-life-2-13650-1443890523-0_dblbig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872550 oink oink oink, you forgot racist

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:47:13 2018 No.10874262

There's a 300+ pound sort of downie looking guy who goes to my local east side marios every single day that they have the bottomless pasta deal and puts away like 2-3 pounds worth of dry weight spaghetti. The kitchen and wait staff call him spaghetti steve

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:49:09 2018 No.10874265 I saw a dude turn down free car milk once

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:52:46 2018 No.10874271 >>10872383 It was pretty cringe my dude

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:02:33 2018 No.10874303
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>>10872120
Ok seriously I need to know, why do autists have this stigma about eating out alone? If you're a solo eater you typically just go directly to the counter or bar and just take a seat, it's not like you get an entire table to yourself. What's so nerve wracking about that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:13:34 2018 No.10874334 >>10874261 That's implied, all white people are racists if you haven't heard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:52:21 2018 No.10874434 >>10872327 Nah but it's p.good so there's that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:54:37 2018 No.10874445 >>10874262 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:55:26 2018 No.10874447 >>10872112 I have a friend who doesn't eat vegetables. I once saw him remove the single piece of lettuce from a mcchicken if that counts

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:23:08 2018 No.10874533

>>10872120
I'm a solo eater because I hate waiting on other people to eat and fuck around taking all day to pay their check. I like to get on with my day. I have friends and a decent social life, I just fucking hate being stuck in restaurants. Gets my anxiety up for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:27:57 2018 No.10874559 >>10872419 Being a heavily endebted college dumbass doesn't make you a superior person. It just means you are financially retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:33:38 2018 No.10874576 >>10872504 For what? The owner was with in his rights to refuse service to that liberal leaning ass fucking degenerate queer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:35:08 2018 No.10874585 >>10872547 No you haven't euro just admit you wish you were American and can't stop thinking about America so we can get on with the thread and move past it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:35:44 2018 No.10874588 File: 9 KB, 221x276, 1487999633292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874576 Golly gee, look at all those buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:37:17 2018 No.10874592 >>10874265 Is car milk a forced meme or something now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:38:05 2018 No.10874596 >>10872547 >on 4chan, I've learned that the word is 'uni.' that's cus /ck/ is overrun with filthy britbongs you underage retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:38:51 2018 No.10874599 >>10874533 See I'm similar but watching other people eat is repulsive to me so I eat alone because I'm not expected to talk to someone while I eat I can take a corner booth and face away from everyone and keep the food down if I eat out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:39:42 2018 No.10874603 >>10872112 A 16 year old with huge cans in an orange jumpsuit and cat ears with her boomer parents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 13:44:59 2018 No.10874837 >>10874233 This is a nice story, you and your buddy sound like good people

>>	Sage Sun Jul 8 13:48:59 2018 No.10874843 >>10872112 A very large negra with curlers in her head eating from the plate resting on her boobs while standing in the buffet line at golden corral

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 13:57:48 2018 No.10874869 I got a Stella at a bar once and there was a giant fucking red lip stick print on the stupid Stella glass. I drank it because I didn't want to cause trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 13:58:01 2018 No.10874873 File: 72 KB, 1024x538, his_magasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872341 > English humour > Funny Free Scotland now.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:09:23 2018 No.10874927

>>10872120
The only time I ever did this I was high off my ass and drunk. I went into the local mexican restaurant, got a table for one, popped in some headphones and ate like $20 worth of food.

This couple sitting a few tables over laughed in my general direction but I was too busy with the beans and cheese that I couldn't even glare

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:32:33 2018 No.10875029 >>10872746 shut up fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:35:02 2018 No.10875034 File: 293 KB, 960x1280, 2018-07-07 20.25.22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874585 >wish you were American lmao. why would I wish I was poor. pic related. my backyard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:51:05 2018 No.10875095 >>10875034 Fug, if that's really your backyard you're one lucky mf. Is your country accepting immigrants from the US?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:54:44 2018 No.10875111 File: 177 KB, 1280x960, 2018-07-08 20.54.20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875095 no thanks we have enough black people already

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:57:04 2018 No.10875127 >>10875111 Post more of that blowjob instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:00:12 2018 No.10875143 >>10872289 Why would anyone unironically do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:02:39 2018 No.10875154 >>10872390 If you think about it, you probably see more trannies than you realize. You just don't notice the ones that pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:03:08 2018 No.10875159 >>10875143 So she learns from her mistake and doesn't do it again. Public shaming is a great behavior modifier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:03:47 2018 No.10875162 File: 323 KB, 960x1280, 2018-07-08 21.01.46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875127

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:05:31 2018 No.10875173 >>10874233 If I eat ribs at a restaurant I try to eat them as cleanly as possible, but at home, fuck that I'm going to have my face smothered with BBQ sauce by the time I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:05:34 2018 No.10875174 >>10872504 The leather bar is down the street, jabronie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:05:42 2018 No.10875175 >>10872478 No, we don't say "Uni". I don't think I've ever heard someone say "Uni" in any sort of context. It's always "college". Go to college, college degree, college football, college campus, etc. Go back to Europe assfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:06:55 2018 No.10875178 >>10872433 You are an asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:07:23 2018 No.10875181 >>10875162 Eww, nevermind. Should have spent a little less on the backyard and got a trap that was passable at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:07:56 2018 No.10875184 >>10875181 >trap >t. incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:08:35 2018 No.10875188 >>10874265 This is worse than narwhal bacon reddit shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:09:03 2018 No.10875189 >>10875184 I usually only see such low-effort greasy hair on traps. If that's actually a real female it's even more pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:09:36 2018 No.10875195 >>10874576 For making me read all that for a terrible anticlimactic finish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:09:57 2018 No.10875197 >>10874588 Please remove that antisemitic picture from your post

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:11:50 2018 No.10875202 >>10875189 >t. hikes up mountain sides without breaking a sweat in 30 degree weather guess how i know you're a lonely fatty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:12:59 2018 No.10875206 File: 106 KB, 720x960, 1520102780007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875162 that's a man, and you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:13:28 2018 No.10875212 >>10875206 >t. incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:14:23 2018 No.10875220 File: 468 KB, 500x495, 1528895926593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872341

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:15:39 2018 No.10875224 File: 382 KB, 469x715, retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875212 your buzzwords have no power here, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:16:08 2018 No.10875225 >>10875224 >t. getting progressively more hurt by the truth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:17:08 2018 No.10875230 File: 338 KB, 994x1280, 1511456132640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875225 t. degenerate homogay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:18:16 2018 No.10875237 >>10875230 >t. seething so hard at his perpetual loneliness and inability to identify the opposite sex he can't even meme right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:19:23 2018 No.10875241 File: 455 KB, 600x450, 1514663771433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875237 keep telling yourself "she" was a girl, maybe it'll come true one day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:19:34 2018 No.10875243 >>10875237 >meme >verb Summer.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:21:30 2018 No.10875255

>>10875241
Why are people like you allowed to post on /ck/ in all honesty? No one actually cooks for one so you have no place here. /ck/ is for married/LTR only. We should probably go ahead and ban all americans but barring that, at the very least banning incels and singlets is the minimum mods should do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:22:48 2018 No.10875265 File: 2.00 MB, 390x271, 1481776918461.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875255 getting more butthurt by the second, mate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:23:36 2018 No.10875270 File: 110 KB, 500x688, laughing_elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875230 you didn't greentext

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:24:56 2018 No.10875275 >>10875265 Just a casual observation. It'd be like a married person posting on /r9k/ just odd. >>10875270 He is rapidly depleting his 'im not actually mad' meme folder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:27:10 2018 No.10875282 File: 66 KB, 500x500, yer ugleh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875275 not even close, I've got 400+ megabytes of reaction pics

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Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:29:47 2018 No.10875298
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>>10875282
>400+ megabytes
imagine being such a newfaggot that you brazenly out yourself as a newfaggot on accident like this. here's an image to get you through another lonely evening alone. im done bullying you buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:31:45 2018 No.10875307 File: 2.59 MB, 200x150, 1476420424799.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875298 yeah, you should take a breather to apply some asshurt cream

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:36:59 2018 No.10875332 >>10872433 Youre just autistic

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:43:35 2018 No.10875368

Went to pick up some take out from olive garden last night because my roommate had a bunch of gift cards and neither of us felt like cooking. Couple in front of me was a mix of autistic, pathetic and posturing as rich, but clearly trash.

>husband, wife, 3 kids
>dressed in their JC Penneys Sunday best
>place is pretty busy at dinner time and they look slightly short staffed so slight wait for pick up
>husband keeps checking his watch and sighing loudly, wife on phone and constantly sucking her teeth
>after about 3 minute wait, chick comes to register, apologizes and asks for their order number
"We called it in"
>after a minute or so back and forth it seems they actually ordered online and manage to find confirmation number or whatever
>chick starts bagging everything up and as she places bag on the counter husband pulls out each dish and hands it to each member of the family, with utensils and tells them to try it because "they always mess it up"
>wife's steak is undercooked, husbands dish isn't warm enough and one of the kids doesn't like peas so they request all that be fixed
They haven't even paid at this point
>"oh I'm sorry about that, it'll be another 10 to 15 minutes to get your new dishes out"
>sperging, sighing, moaning, lip smacking intensifies
This goes on for a minute or two until I flagged down another chick behind the counter and asked if I could just pay for my food because I don't have all day to which homeboy gave me a nasty look. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:46:48 2018 No.10875383 >>10874262 gotta learn how to economically maintain that figure, guy is smart

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:51:15 2018 No.10875396 >>10875034 why are you giving the photographer head?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 15:58:38 2018 No.10875424 >>10872499 >that happened

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:00:28 2018 No.10875436 >>10872289 The whole restaurant claps in Texas. This is a common thing.

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Sun Jul 8 16:06:01 2018 No.10875463 >>10872390 Not a one of them (outside of Bangkok) pass as female. Your disgust was well warranted.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:07:04 2018 No.10875472

>>10875368
This reads like an anecdote someone might have had almost happen, but is re-written for current day technology.
Fewer insights to how a shit establishment should perform, more "sighing" indescrepencies that they didn't expect, as they're not used to ordering out.

I'm a dumbass and go to the drive-thru. You should too.

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Sun Jul 8 16:07:27 2018 No.10875475 >>10872475 >I'm trying to be global here Don't do that, you'll catch the GRIDS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:10:26 2018 No.10875487 when your moms eating alone at the costco food court she likes to eye my cock bulge in my jeans.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:11:39 2018 No.10875491

>>10874869
Often times I have been served with dirty glasses. With beer the bubbles will stick to the sides of the dirty glass, often large bubbles - much larger than the natural carbonation bubbles that emit from the bottom center. It's usually a good idea to just pay and leave instead of making claims to the staff that will be denied ("I just washed that glass myself 20 minutes ago it's clean!"). Turns out some people cannot hand wash dishes well and if they refute by saying the outside of another pint glass touched while stacked the obvious query is why are the outside of the dishes allowed to be dirty?

It's a losing battle every time, but for something like lipstick I would cause a ruckus

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:23:15 2018 No.10875544 >>10875493 >muh glass is dirty because of the bubbles. not because of the carbonation. Your one of those soccer mom customers aren't you? is your little hell spawn gonna try to stab someone with a pen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:32:07 2018 No.10875596 File: 25 KB, 212x161, headretention_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875544 I'm a single man in his 20s

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:38:30 2018 No.10875632 >>10875154 Thats a good one faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:54:16 2018 No.10875705 >>10872499 You were that faggot, weren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:55:18 2018 No.10875708 >>10875424 Nah it checks out, Fort Collins is full of fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:57:11 2018 No.10875711 >>10872499 That man later grow up to be Hitler, who is laughing now ?

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 16:58:38 2018 No.10875717

>>10874447
Mcchickens don't have a single piece of lettuce you lying faggot. It's shredded. You came here to tell a fake story but couldn't even bother to make it more interesting than taking lettuce off a mcchicken? Work on your creative writing skills.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 17:10:22 2018 No.10875761
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i just got this order today. also one time i saw a middle aged woman eating sushi with a fork and knife. i saw a different person eating sushi with a plastic spoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 17:12:00 2018 No.10875771 >>10872289 >nods respectfully

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 17:14:53 2018 No.10875784 File: 63 KB, 375x455, 1518387155313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875761

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 17:46:27 2018 No.10875921 >>10872341 I too live in England and I have never observed this. I have observed 'weeey's and clapping. But never someone shouting "job opening" as this would be stale and retarded.

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Sun Jul 8 17:48:31 2018 No.10875934 >>10875463 Disregard this, I just realized how pointless my comment was lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 19:25:41 2018 No.10876428 >>10872341 Not a bong, but I work in a kitchen and we (well, me for the most part) usually shout "Company's coming!" whenever someone breaks a plate or glass. It's become a personal habit of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 19:39:08 2018 No.10876522 File: 129 KB, 1200x1291, 00F311BE-5437-4839-8EE3-13DF652492D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874843 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 19:48:17 2018 No.10876576 >my wife’s son will have buttered noodles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 19:50:00 2018 No.10876588 File: 116 KB, 853x405, fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875298

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 19:52:18 2018 No.10876600 >>10875475 shut up, diaperfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 20:55:34 2018 No.10876898 File: 14 KB, 640x360, U0F0vK4_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874843 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 20:58:39 2018 No.10876915 >>10874097 A McChicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 20:59:11 2018 No.10876919 File: 58 KB, 655x375, theodore-rex-105169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875034 >Takes pic of some campground while slurping cock >That'll show those Americans who the jealous one is

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:00:34 2018 No.10876923 >>10872499 I went to a bar in Fort Collins once that was also a bike shop. It was pretty good, great wings next door too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:02:29 2018 No.10876937 >>10872112 Parents came in with their two kids and both kids are on motherfucking roller skates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:02:44 2018 No.10876939 At a work Christmas party one of my female co-workers got drunk and started throwing ice around the table, this escalated to throwing ice around the entire restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:04:58 2018 No.10876946 >>10875255 Reddit please go

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:09:29 2018 No.10876965

Every time I take my gf out to eat she pleads with me to not do my regular tipping method
>stack five $1 bills on edge of table
>tell server that's their potential tip
>$1 will be removed for any mistakes or issues we experience with the meal/service
>immediately remove $1 if they laugh at the concept, which most do
It sounds autistic, but you'd be surprised how much better a waiter will perform with the carrot dangling in front of their nose, so to speak

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:12:28 2018 No.10876981 >>10872112 My friends and I used to play tabletop RPGs at IHOP at like 2 am

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:13:23 2018 No.10876984 >>10876965 I wonder how many meals you have must got swimming in spit, semen and toilet water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:14:26 2018 No.10876989 >>10876965 Holy autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:14:41 2018 No.10876991 >>10876965 She probably just resents being reminded why she stays with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:16:16 2018 No.10876997 >>10876965 >immediately remove $1 if they laugh at the concept, which most do That's just a dick move. I would like that idea if you weren't such a supersperg about it.

>>	orbit Sun Jul 8 21:18:18 2018 No.10877007 File: 346 KB, 490x496, 1452898439229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10875159 >accidentally does a thing >whoops better make sure i don't accidentally do that thing on purpose again and correct myself >your fucking logic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:22:19 2018 No.10877020 >>10875237 whomstve art thou quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:23:53 2018 No.10877027 >>10876965 This is why people join ISIS. To make people who think they are in control at all times wonder how the fuck they ended up running in a desert with explosives chained to their necks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 21:23:56 2018 No.10877029 >>10876965 So either your check is never higher than $25 for two people or you are at your best a terrible tipper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:09:54 2018 No.10877208 >>10875771 *tips fedora at you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:12:05 2018 No.10877217 File: 85 KB, 680x798, 6ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872289

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:13:55 2018 No.10877225 >>10872390 >>10872526 >>10872517 >>10875463 You only notice them if they haven't finished the transition. It isn't like it takes a day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:16:31 2018 No.10877241 >>10874097 私にとっては、最高のファーストフードサンドイッチである "マクヒキン" です。

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:23:23 2018 No.10877259 >>10872112 One time I was eating out and some German tourists came in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:24:14 2018 No.10877266 File: 114 KB, 759x521, DFE399F5-6F59-4A19-B6D7-A82D6421F823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10876965 >>10876981

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:53:58 2018 No.10877387 >>10877241 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 22:54:58 2018 No.10877393 >>10876981 >How to get a cokehead ihop waitress to feel superior.

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 23:01:13 2018 No.10877421

>>10872289
I hate it when someone makes an old cliche joke and they think it's funny.
Also, the most autistic shit is probably hearing some white guy speak really broken japanese at a sushi place. He was with his asian date and I guess trying to impress her. I used to live in japan so I understand just enough to know it sounded horrible and it was cringy as fuck. The waitress humored him and spoke japanese back. Probably means I have mild autism too for cringing at someone practicing a language though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 23:25:30 2018 No.10877505 >>10877241 >私にとっては、最高のファーストフードサンドイッチである "マクヒキン" です >For me, it is the best fast food sandwich "Makhikin" what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 23:28:34 2018 No.10877515 >>10872289 Lol this shit happens sometimes at the restaurant I work at, but instead of a standing ovation, a customer always screams OPA! They're not even Greek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 23:30:32 2018 No.10877525 >>10875162 post rest somewhere pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 23:36:05 2018 No.10877551 File: 73 KB, 413x395, 1447047137944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10877241

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 00:57:04 2018 No.10877879 >>10875154 >this is what hons actually believe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:03:46 2018 No.10877896 >>10876965 >faggots so new they don't recognize this pasta Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:04:51 2018 No.10877902 File: 79 KB, 220x175, QxnTM6Z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10876965 >I take off a dollar when they laugh at the concept i want to believe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:13:53 2018 No.10877929 I do hundreds of stupid and autistic things throughout the day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:21:18 2018 No.10877953 >>10875368 Just say niggers anon, it's okay

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Mon Jul 9 01:22:21 2018 No.10877958 >>10877953 No it's not. It's never okay to say the n-word unless your black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:26:05 2018 No.10877979 >>10874303 I get a booth to myself, fuck everybody

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:26:28 2018 No.10877981

Probably when I was on a date with this new chick from work. She was about 20, a new server, short hair, kinda cute and quiet.
>we go to a japanese/thai fusion restaurant
>all she talks about is Attack on Titan which I've never watched so im just saying "uh huh"
>she doesnt know what to order so I suggest something
>ew anon I dont like seafood
>what...
>I get a roll and food I always get
>she is going on about some shitty band and Attack on Titan then suddenly stabs a piece of my roll with a FORK
>I don't say anything, im just in awe
>shes eating raw fish in that and doesn't seem to care or notice. with a fucking fork
>start to be embarrassed
>she starts opening the box with chopsticks in it
>...oh good shes gonna pretend to be normal now
>she blurts out "WE NEED TO BUILD A WAAAAALLLL"
>oh god no
>she builds a fucking wall out of chopsticks around the salt and pepper shakers while saying its like attack on titan or some shit
>BUILD THAT WALL BUILD THAT WALL
>my palms are now sweaty and my face feels flushed, the other customers are looking at us

>after we somehow get through dinner, I pay, she offers to pay hers
>she has a fucking wallet made out of duct tape and it's drawn all over in black marker
>no, it's ok...my treat.
>get back to car, heading back to hers
>dead silent again, just mumbled one word responses to me

She lasted 2 more days at work and she was fired for no call no showing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 01:33:11 2018 No.10878002 I overheard a conversation of a couple and their bull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 02:14:51 2018 No.10878154 >>10872341 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tha7-DGMas4

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Mon Jul 9 02:18:29 2018 No.10878164 >>10878002 Was it in Orlando? Might've been Jamar, Sarah, and I!

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 02:26:37 2018 No.10878185

>>10872112
Was at Golden Corral in maybe February or March and there was a literally autistic middle-school-aged kid with an older guy who was probably his dad, based on older dads being more likely to have autistic kids. The kid was well-behaved, but he did a lot of strange hand-flapping, wrist twisting, and odd vocalizations. I was kinda intrigued, here we have a clear case of moderate autism, but he waited in lines politely, didn't sperg out, didn't seem to have issues with food touching on his plate, and had a diverse selection of foods, and engaged in social interaction with the person he was with. Just had a some strange behaviors while sitting at the table.

Being diagnosed as a level 1 (lowest) out of 10 on the 'tism spectrum, it's always interesting to see the higher-level ones in public.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 02:56:31 2018 No.10878258 >>10872607 There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. Maybe hes saving for a holiday or money is tight at that time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 03:06:02 2018 No.10878274 >>10874303 I hate eating at the bar you have to talk to people. I will if it's busy but otherwise give me a booth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 04:47:07 2018 No.10878487 >>10877981 Did you fugg?

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Mon Jul 9 04:51:15 2018 No.10878501 >>10878164 Goddamn I'm such a faggot. Sorry guys, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 04:52:50 2018 No.10878503 >>10878154 So is it a reddit meme or are there actual hotties on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:03:14 2018 No.10878529 >>10874262 >dry weight spaghetti What did he mean by this

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:25:39 2018 No.10878584

>>10878529
I think it's pretty obvious that he meant the weight of the spaghetti out of the package before it's cooked. I find it hard to believe anyone could actually eat that much on a daily basis though. Apart from it being over 4K calories it's just a huge volume of pasta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:26:30 2018 No.10878590 >>10874303 Somebody might try to make polite conversation with you. Trust me, it's terrible.

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Mon Jul 9 05:28:54 2018 No.10878595 >>10878501 I would never use such a homophobic slur, but you're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:32:20 2018 No.10878609 >>10878584 turns out I'm retarded and read it as "dry wet spaghetti" even after copy/pasting and posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:34:50 2018 No.10878619 >>10875544 Bubbles form on anything they can build on. Notice how usually, bubbles go straight up? On dirty stuff it forms on the filth, you fucking shitwit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:38:48 2018 No.10878636 >>10877958 Bullshit. Niggers come in every color.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:41:57 2018 No.10878655 File: 7 KB, 224x225, Download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874233 >tfw no coworker ever invited you to anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:44:23 2018 No.10878666 >>10877981 This is why you don't mix business with... whatever that was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:54:00 2018 No.10878697 AS a person that works in a restaurant, nah this shit ain't right at all Wait I dropped like 100 dollars in salmon on the floor earlier, then blamed someone else and threw it all away. I have no autism stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 05:55:13 2018 No.10878700 >>10878697 As if we needed more proof that neuro-typicals are the worst people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:00:38 2018 No.10878709 >>10875175 Mike Rowe cocksucker detected

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:08:48 2018 No.10878727

>>10878655
Ha, try working in a family business where 5 people are related, but only your dad invites you to one-on-one cookouts. If any of the other 6 died right now, I wouldn't give a shit, they rejected me when I was a kid and never gave a shit. There used to be 8, and when I was glad when one died and the other two moved away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:14:36 2018 No.10878732 >>10877896 >pasta It's a scene from Frasier, you sperg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:34:37 2018 No.10878766 >>10876984 If he doesn't notice, does it matter? Either their "revenge" for being a shitty employee and being caught doesn't work, or it does get noticed and they're fired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:36:09 2018 No.10878771 >>10878732 That Frasier scene was based on the copypasta, retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 06:41:32 2018 No.10878791 File: 513 KB, 220x182, tenor[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10878771 Jesus, it's too early in the god damn morning, I seriously wasn't ready for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 07:27:55 2018 No.10878904 >>10878258 what did he mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 08:35:57 2018 No.10879047 >>10877029 >20% tip lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 09:28:12 2018 No.10879182 >>10877981 You should have joined in for wild manic pixie dream girl sex, then ghosted the fuck out of her. She would have let you put it in the butt anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 09:32:15 2018 No.10879190 >>10877958 At hol up, why not? Why you gotta single black niggers out like tha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 09:36:44 2018 No.10879197 File: 1.02 MB, 1280x720, 1524948498491.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10878709 Because he isn't British?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 09:49:57 2018 No.10879227 >>10875717 Im in denver and the lettuce is not shredded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 10:18:48 2018 No.10879316 >>10872289 There it is: the most subtle copypasta ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 10:59:10 2018 No.10879453 >>10875197 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:13:18 2018 No.10879495 >>10875034 >>10875111 >>10875162 >european posts landscape trying to make americans jealous >ends up a gay blowjob You can't even make this shit up.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:17:17 2018 No.10879506

there's a cafe in Hoxton in London that I used to go to when I was working there. I cant really remember much but it ws full of freaks. There were weird old people, one of whom had a daughter who was in her 30's and would just sit there on her 2 phones but they were old phones and she just scrolled through the menus all day. There was also an old guy who would have been diagnosed with every developmental condition under the sun if they were around way back when and he would just make really loud strange noises and talk to himself. Whilst not the strangest person in there by a long shot I witnessed a man eat like no other I've seen before. He ate his entire full English breakfast with his hands. The toast? Fair enough, he sausages? OK I guess, the bacon? a bit weird but I can live with it, but watching this cunt eat his fried eggs and baked beans turned my stomach

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:18:16 2018 No.10879513 >>10878732 It was 3rd rock from the sun

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:20:33 2018 No.10879519 >>10879506 Based and redpilled. >>10879495 Cringe and bluepilled

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:21:29 2018 No.10879522
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I had some white cunt waitress act a bitch and try to tell me that I was wrong for wearing a MAGA shirt at a restaurant. And that bitch had the nerve to try to talk down to me like I didn't know wtf I was doing in front of my kid.

Lesson learned. Never going back to that place again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:48:38 2018 No.10879630 >>10879522 HOW DARE YOU HAVE A POLITICAL OPINION I DON'T AGREE WITH IN PUBLIC, UGH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 11:58:38 2018 No.10879666 >>10879522 I wouldn't have left until she was fired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:00:33 2018 No.10879674 >>10872478 >t. pseud who is proud of going to a "top 200" college A-at least I'm not a devry alum Literally no one I've met gives a shit about uni / college. The brits say uni, americans say both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:11:02 2018 No.10879706 >>10875034 >he doesn't even have a properly manicured lawn maintained by 2 gardeners who work on it daily Kek, how is it being poor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:13:04 2018 No.10879710 >>10879706 >mutilating the plants How would you feel if i cut both of your arms ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:15:06 2018 No.10879713 >>10872112 I saw a retarded janitor at the chicago meps station put 2 whole turkey sandwiches in his mouth chew them up and spit it out in to a standing pillar of soggy bread on the table. I asked him if he was also going army.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:16:43 2018 No.10879721 >>10879522 That didn't happen and you lack a basic grasp of US history. Retard.

>>	Anne Berkowtz Mon Jul 9 12:18:22 2018 No.10879727 >>10879706 That's what Hubby is for! Ha Ha. :D Anne X

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:22:14 2018 No.10879742 >>10879721 This, everyone knows Lincoln was a Democrat. Fucking incels and their clown "president", right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:36:43 2018 No.10879776 >>10876923 Was it Jim's wings next door? Went there last time I was in Foco and it was some good shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:39:21 2018 No.10879787 >>10879721 yeah it was the republicans that created the confederacy and started the kkk and instituted jim crow laws and voted against civil rights! fucking drumpf trying to rewrite history

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:41:00 2018 No.10879794 >>10879710 People don't grow more arms though. Neither do their arms naturally die before the person

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:41:44 2018 No.10879797

>>10872112
>grown woman, in her 40s-50s, sent a steak back to have it cut for her.
happened while i worked at a fancy, high-end steakhouse in the rich part of town too
>regular customer uses half a bag (probably 8-12 ounces) of whipped cream on a single cup of coffee, then complains we're out of whipped cream
this one deserves its own greentext:
>every wednesday our store does a different thing for a buck (or like 1.25 when it's pizza slices)
>dollar cheeseburger day
>Cheeseburger Lady walks in
>i fuck off to the back cause i've seen this before
>Cheeseburger Lady asks for a dozen cheeseburgers
>wants two slices of tomato, freshly sliced, per burger (we prep vegetables for our condiment bar like once a day) in a separate container
>three pickles per burger in another container
>burgers in one container, top buns in another, and bottom buns in a third
>takes one packet each of ketchup and mustard for each burger, puts them in another container
for context i work at a fucking gas station

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:43:47 2018 No.10879809 >>10879787 Retard, the white south which had been democrat switched en masse to the republicucks when LBJ, a democrat, signed the Civil Rights Act. Republicucks are now what the democrats of the Jim Crow south were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:44:35 2018 No.10879812 >>10874303 I have never been to a bar by myself. Not that I go to bars often anyway. But I can eat at a fast food place by myself just fine. It's upscale dining that I am afraid of because I am a low life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:44:53 2018 No.10879814 >>10875174 >jabronie Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:47:49 2018 No.10879820 File: 27 KB, 397x269, lbj-niggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10879809 I no, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:47:52 2018 No.10879821 >>10875189 It was a twink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:51:16 2018 No.10879832 >>10875463 >Not a one of them (outside of Bangkok) pass as female. Is it because arr rook arike?

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:52:43 2018 No.10879841

>>10879522
wtf I love Obamacare and the Democrats now. I hate cuckservatives so much
>Actually I have the moral high ground because I'm not a racist and I embody the values of the far left from 30 years ago
>Uhh sweetie, I'm not Islamophobic, I dislike Islam because it's sexist and homophobic and otherwise problematic
Thank God /ck/ is a NatSoc board smdh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:53:23 2018 No.10879843 >>10872112 I just ordered a pizza with anchovies, tandoori chicken, bacon rashers and chorizo on top so quite possibly that....will see how it ends up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:56:50 2018 No.10879856 >>10877029 Tipping is rude. It makes the wait staff feel like poor people needing to live on handouts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 12:59:24 2018 No.10879866 >>10879522 >>10879721 >>10879742 https://youtu.be/-ggdzBj31PQ?t=1m50s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:00:22 2018 No.10879869 >>10876984 Half shower half bowl

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:01:23 2018 No.10879871
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>>10872112
Dining with a few coworkers the youngest one in the group sent her steak back 2 or 3 times complaining it wasn't done enough. I'm pretty sure she only did it because she thought it would make her look cool and suave. Poor retarded little thing.
Kudos to the server for not only dealing with her politely but also actually getting her a new steak instead of making the cook fry the shit out of the one she already cut.

>>10879841
/ck/ is a libertarian board. Might even lean towards AnCap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:05:02 2018 No.10879880 >>10879522 >implying the values of either parties didn't change over the years

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:06:07 2018 No.10879884

>>10879832
Mostly because east/southeast asian men have more feminine looking facial structure and smaller bodies than other races by default. I'm sure they are just as good at recognizing their 'passable' traps as we are with creatures like brian wu or cosmo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:06:28 2018 No.10879886 >>10879866 Nothing more cringy than people of average intelligence trying to write a smart character. Can't blame the actor for it of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:06:58 2018 No.10879889 >>10876588 those are some nice donuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:07:25 2018 No.10879890 >>10879884 >brian wu or cosmo Sorry, I am not up to date with the gay community. Who are those people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:07:32 2018 No.10879891 >>10872326 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:08:31 2018 No.10879896 >>10879871 Is that pb and mayo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:10:42 2018 No.10879911 >>10879896 He's AncapPosting so it's probably PB & Cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:20:37 2018 No.10879950 >>10879713 What then?

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:20:41 2018 No.10879951
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I really don't like feeling greasy
So I do something really easy
With knife and fork, I consume my plate
I see the normies seethe with hate
Burgers, sushi, pizza, fries
Nachos, wings, and chicken thighs
When I'm done I need no nappy
My hands stay clean, that makes me happy
Mommy's good and clean little boys
Won't get messy when playing with toys
A knife and fork is how I eat
So I can get a yummy treat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:24:49 2018 No.10879966 >>10879950 I left because the presence of the mentally ill upsets me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:25:21 2018 No.10879968 >>10879797 I hate when people waste packaging. >I’ll take that to go! >togo container >bag >etc. >sits in restaurant and eats it >throws all that packaging in trash can We use plates. What’s wrong with a plate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:28:47 2018 No.10879983 File: 6 KB, 211x239, 1511519513819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10879871 >implying /ck/ isn't social democratic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:31:35 2018 No.10879995 >>10879966 >hanging around 4chin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:32:16 2018 No.10879999 >>10879522 >The virgin MAGAmutt >The Stacy Aryan waitress

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:35:29 2018 No.10880009 >>10872112 Was lunching with my buddy at Arby's, we were chatting until we heard this weird looking girl yell at the cashier why they dont have gender neutral sandwiches, she ended up talking to the manager and then left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:35:56 2018 No.10880011 File: 126 KB, 462x428, carnist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10879911 Double nines Double ones Double triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:38:29 2018 No.10880022 >>10879890 I know cosmo was an autist streamer that now looks like a corpse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:38:38 2018 No.10880023 >>10880011 Oh snap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:40:09 2018 No.10880032 >>10880011 Double zeros Double ones Double based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:41:32 2018 No.10880040 >>10880032 >won't acknowledge dub 8's JIDF, pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:44:14 2018 No.10880054 >>10880032 double 8s, double 0s, zero brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:45:30 2018 No.10880055 >>10879951 big if true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:46:39 2018 No.10880065 >>10878185 that's not autism you imbecilic parrot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:48:44 2018 No.10880076 >>10880054 Face it, kiddo; your rudepost got reminded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:49:31 2018 No.10880079 >>10880065 He is an aspie, he thinks everybody that is a bit out of line has his condition, is a cope mechanism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 13:50:13 2018 No.10880082 >>10875717 I'm in wisconsin and the lettuce is not shredded, you're thinking of big macs, which is the only thing they shred it for nice try

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:01:33 2018 No.10880141 >>10879227 >>10880082 They shred the lettuce for McChickens you lying cucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:18:18 2018 No.10880235 >>10877241 Wiat this is a japanese symbol "ッ"? This smily face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:34:27 2018 No.10880615 >>10880235 It's actually more like punctuation and it means a glottal stop (this is the sound between the words in 'uh oh', or rather why 'uh oh' doesn't come out smoothly as one word) t. weeb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:44:52 2018 No.10880680 >>10880615 Almost correct but that's a common misconception. It's mainly used in place of what would be a semi-colon in English. It can be used to conjoin two sentences where the writer feels a full stop is not justified such as in a linked narrative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:51:17 2018 No.10880718 >>10880680 Why are you talking about written linguistic details and punctuation, yet using a term incorrectly by using a hyphen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:30:21 2018 No.10880899 >>10872341 nobody apart from this fucking faggot has ever uttered those words before, fucking faggot

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:36:16 2018 No.10881206

>>10872341
Some fat british bloke arises from his meal of haggis and beans on toast. 'Job opening' he shouts at the top of his lungs as beads of sweat appear on his upper lip and forhead. For a brief moment, there is silence, the whole restaurant is in a state of limbo - the waitress stands in shock, the towering buffoon tilts back and forth, at this point his forhead looks like a pancake ready to be syrupped. A loud, bellowing laugh comes from the other side of the building and soon the whole restaurant erupts in a fit of laughter. 'Are they laughing at her or at me?" thinks the large man as he sits down and his wooden chair starts to creak. "are they laughing at me or at him?" thinks the waitress. as she shuffles to the kitchen, her face has turned a deep red. In a few days they will both forget all about this moment, but that doesn't matter now, what matters is that the shared it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:39:29 2018 No.10881220 >>10874233 nice story :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:44:06 2018 No.10881241 I used to work at Chuck E Cheese and once served a picky kid a handful of pepperoni slices sent through the oven. My mother would have let me starve if I asked for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:49:17 2018 No.10881266 >>10879999 quads don't lie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:55:40 2018 No.10881298 >>10880718 semi;colon* Apologies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:59:13 2018 No.10881315 >>10879522 >I had some white cunt waitress act a bitch and try to tell me that I was wrong for wearing a MAGA shirt at a restaurant There is nothing scarier to a "tolerant" liberal than a black man in a MAGA hat or shirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:00:21 2018 No.10881322 File: 100 KB, 1024x972, Obamas Democrat Plantation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10879522 Too bad "your" president Obama didn't do much for "your people." I would laugh, but it's not really funny at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:03:09 2018 No.10881339 File: 495 KB, 500x375, 1530946269499.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10879519 Pozzed and pinkpilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:06:54 2018 No.10881364 >>10879522 I'm just surprised the democrats and liberals on this board haven't called you an "uncle tom" yet. "How dare you go against the democratic party! Know your place!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:07:03 2018 No.10881365 >>10879809 Ah yes that dog gone Republican George Wallace

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:12:15 2018 No.10881391 File: 4 KB, 213x237, 1525803486307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872499

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:18:52 2018 No.10881421
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>>10879880
>change

As in "Hope and Change?" Yes. White liberals and the wealthy one percenters loved Obama.

Too bad the democrats left African Americans in the dust again, in favor of illegal immigrants rights and rights for citizens of other countries.

#WalkAway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:20:20 2018 No.10881430 >>10881421 Thomas Sowell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 19:29:34 2018 No.10881796 >>10872289 that's how I meet my ex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 19:48:31 2018 No.10881905 >>10872112 I saw someone take a properly rolled burrito, unroll it, and reroll it with the ends not folded in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 19:57:17 2018 No.10881953 >>10881322 >go to the source and see there's no data whatsoever supporting the infographic Hi, /pol/tard, watcha' got cookin'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 19:59:41 2018 No.10881967 >>10874097 The usual. Can't you read?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:15:50 2018 No.10882034 My drunk dad yelling at my mom in Friday's and the manager coming over to ask us if everything's okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:28:47 2018 No.10882110 >>10882034 Has it gotten better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:57:54 2018 No.10882267 >>10879182 Nyssa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:00:58 2018 No.10882287 >>10881206 That's romantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:02:23 2018 No.10882294 >>10881905 That a good way to prank a bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:28:06 2018 No.10882732 I asked a waitress to omit an ingredient from a dish and the dish still came with said ingredient. apparently that term is not commonly used and everyone thought I was the stupid one for using it but not the waitress for not understanding it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:32:10 2018 No.10882763 File: 202 KB, 294x337, 1530929477607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874843 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:33:46 2018 No.10882773 File: 44 KB, 720x447, DTYBbqwVQAAh1TG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10876965 You stole this from Twitter, you double jian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:36:16 2018 No.10882790 >>10872112 I almost got thrown out of a rather nice (but still casual) establishment, because a hairy footed grunt took off his shoes and placed his bare feet on the seat. I asked him if he was raised in a barn, and he cried to the waiter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:37:07 2018 No.10882799 >>10879522 >that happened >what even is the southern strategy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:54:42 2018 No.10882914 >>10880680 No, he was right. I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:05:43 2018 No.10882970 Some comically fat guy got a straw and let the coke nozzle on the fountain run while sucking it up from the collection tray

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:08:43 2018 No.10882983 >>10878732 I have seen every episode of Frasier that is not true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:11:25 2018 No.10882994 I have never seen more lies in a thread before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:14:05 2018 No.10883011 >>10882732 Should've pulled a Reese Bobbey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:15:26 2018 No.10883016 >>10882983 It's from Cheers, guy pulls it on Carla, she gives zero fucks, turns out it's her brother or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:56:27 2018 No.10883208 >>10876965 If somebody did this to me I'd tell them to just take all of their money off the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:30:03 2018 No.10883384 >>10883016 That sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:32:50 2018 No.10883400 >>10872697 >bar maids What era are you from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:36:29 2018 No.10883419 >>10872112 I saw this one family (a little girl, a taller boy who was probs older, and the presumed mom and dad) and the boy just kept flapping his hands. The visit was short but he flapped his fuckin hands throughout most of the visit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:18:23 2018 No.10883720 >>10879856 Not in America. It's customary because restaurants are allowed to pay their wait staff like shit. Yes it's dumb. Yes its fucking retarded, but its generally nice (and expected) to tip in America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:23:32 2018 No.10883735 >>10875111 >>10875034 please at least tell me where this is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:33:37 2018 No.10883759 >>10881206 Screencapped. Will try to pass off as ancient copypasta in three years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:38:34 2018 No.10883950 File: 8 KB, 259x194, ihob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872366 >IHOP Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:45:27 2018 No.10883975 >>10879522 So you support the Republicans because there was a time when they represented what the Democrats do today? Funny how people can cling to names like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:56:10 2018 No.10884003 >>10872112 see >>10880219

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:04:24 2018 No.10884022 >>10883975 How retarded do you have to be to believe the parties are black and white (racist, not racist)? Both have racist pasts, so both are on equal footing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:19:15 2018 No.10884077 >>10875921 >i've never observed this happening >because it would be stale what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:07:34 2018 No.10884184 >>10879522 >that fucking pic >not knowing that democrats and republicans switched platforms between the late 1800s and early 1900s The absolute state of american education, jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:02:52 2018 No.10885273 File: 55 KB, 478x810, 18057186_1533994603301418_2404703453669432894_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872396 u r weird

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