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Why the fuck did nobody on here tell me how good this shit is?

>> No.10871774

>>10871758
Because this board is about food and cooking

this represents neither of these topics.

>> No.10871780

>>10871758
Never had it. Tbh I was thinking of trying it and then the soy boy thing happened and now I’m afraid of being labeled one

>> No.10871783

>>10871758
Stop using a name and people will haye you less.

>> No.10871785

>>10871774
Soylent is a meal in liquid form. Its better than real food.

>> No.10871787

>>10871758
it's not good, you liar

>> No.10871790

>>10871758
Are there any side effects when a body is subjected to a near/entirely fluid-based diet for a prolonged period of time?

>> No.10871793

>>10871787
It's not as good as Nectar, Chai, Cacao or Vanilla but it is soooooo yummy >>10871785

>> No.10871816

>>10871793
>but it is soooooo yummy
Wow I didn't know the jokes about soy were actually true.

>> No.10871825

>>10871790
Probably. They recommend it as a meal replacement for like breakfast or something and eating real food for other meals

>> No.10871834

>>10871816
There's only a little bit of soy lethicin in it. Whats your point???

>> No.10871846

I filter most name and tripfags, not you though. Don't get me wrong, you're still an attention whoring faggot, but your shitposts are top. Lost my sides when you talked about giving head to a homeless man while he sat bare-ass on a park BBQ.

>> No.10871860

>>10871834
>Whats your point???
Typical, I guess all the Soylent is interfering with your thought processes. Apply yourself and try again.

>> No.10871866

>>10871774
>t. brainlet

>1 a : material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy; also : such food together with supplementary substances (such as minerals, vitamins, and condiments)

>> No.10871883

>>10871866
A drink isn't food, it's a drink.

>> No.10871892

>>10871758
ew betamale drink

>> No.10871898

>>10871758
This isn’t Reddit, tripfaggot. Fuck off.

>> No.10871901

>>10871883
>food
>NOUN
>Any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth.

>> No.10872027

>>10871883
Fuck you, drinks are food.

>> No.10872565

>>10871758
t. Soyfag

>> No.10872591

>>10871883
Whenever daddy tells me to "eat" his cum, I keep having to pull myself off his dick to correct him.

Ffs, I DRINK his cum.

>> No.10872608

>>10872565
I see this title as a badge of honor.

>> No.10872620

>>10872591
>'daddy' doesn't have thick cum
i feel bad for ya, anon

>> No.10872625

>>10872620
>implying I was saying his cum isn't thick
Why else would I be drinking Original Soylent?

>> No.10872642

>>10872625
if you don't have to chew before you swallow then it isn't thick. its almost as if you are not even a faggot.

>> No.10872670

>>10872642
>its almost as if you are not even a faggot.
Please don't insult me like that. I've slurped on smegma that was as tough as taffy. I've taken loads with the consistency of molasses. You don't know how much of a faggot that I, Nicholas T. Parry, truly am.

>> No.10872673

>>10872642
Original Soylent is still somewhat close to the feeling, and semen, no matter how thick, is still a liquid.
Why did he never want to be correct?

>> No.10872701 [DELETED] 

Hey guys sorry my little brother borrowed my PC. I actually hate Soy! Also I love nigger dick in my ass! If anyone has a big juicy black dick for me to suck or stick in my ass (Preferably in the Florida area) let me know. Thanks!!!

>> No.10873216

nice roleplay dude
did nicholas bully you in school

>> No.10873714
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>>10871790
>Are there any side effects when a body is subjected to a near/entirely fluid-based diet for a prolonged period of time?

Nah, it's fine.

>> No.10873752

>>10871758
Are you that lazy right now that you need to drink that shit?

Thats shit is definitly not healthy for your metabolism and intestines. Not to mention about the first batch of that shit that was a failure.

Just eat how we are designed as homo sapiens. Meat, veggies, fruits, nuts and etc. and do some excercise.

If you want to be a astronaut than eat that carbage. Don't come back if you have any sideeffects.

>> No.10873780

>>10871790
People live on feeding tubes.
So no.

>> No.10873914
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>>10871758
Congratulations, YOU'RE GAY!

>> No.10873990
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10873990

Soylent green is people!!!

>> No.10874013
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10874013

>>10871785
>Soylent is a meal in liquid form. Its better than real food.
T.Bugman

>> No.10874015

>>10873990
Congratulations on getting the pop culture reference they named their shitty product for.

>> No.10874034

Its trash now. The powder was a lot more nutritious, lasted longer, didnt need to be chilled, and you could portion it however you damn well pleased. None of this stupid fucking pancake batter consistency horseshit and meme faggot flavors for pussies. Id usually triple the amount I put in a shaker versus the recommendation for a shake consistency, and have that plus a real dinner.

>> No.10874343

>>10873780

>If you can survive X, then X has no side effects

>> No.10874431

>>10871758
I tried it, made me gag so yeah, pretty bad

>> No.10874464

fuck off cosmo

>> No.10874475 [DELETED] 

>>10873914
Thank you!

>> No.10874490

>>10873914
Thank you!

>> No.10874503

>>10871758
People would rather parrot memes than know what they're talking about from first-hand experience.

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>>10871758

>> No.10874583
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>>10873216
100% this lmao. How fucking sad

>> No.10875331

>>10872591
based

>> No.10875484

>>10871758

It's the same garbage as ensure and muscle milk, processed in a manner that distills down heavy metals. You are fucking retarded to trust companies like this with your health.

RDI is an important acronym.

>> No.10875504

>>10871758
It is the entire concept of protien distilled into a drink, but instead of just being weirdoes who frequent the one place in the mall that sell protein supplements, it's the people you don't like.
An entire culture who try it, those who swear by it, those who use it, and those who...did not approve it after being the group you want to suggest it.
Sorry, fake science. People also live on weird Indian islands that have no meat, they've eradicated all natural predators, all they do is kill outsiders and eat what they've kind of managed to pick from wilderness.

>> No.10875532

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA-hamZ0

>> No.10875563

>>10874343
Why don't you tell us one negative side effect of liquid enteral nutrition then?

>> No.10875962

>tastes like cardboard
>label is a guaranteed lie in america because no regulations
>can't lift on these macros even if they're correct, and it's bad for you long term
>the idea of an affordable, sustainable food revolution went tits up as soon as they realized they could troll retards into buying overpriced garbage like the rest of the supplements industry

for me, it's a no

>> No.10875999

>>10875962
>>label is a guaranteed lie in america because no regulations

For sure. They had to stop selling it in Canada because it didn't meet the nutritional requirements for meal replacements.

>> No.10876006

>>10875563
Atrophy of the muscles operating your jaw. But then again, you probably get a pretty good workout from all the facefucking.

>> No.10877453

>>10873714
Soylent contains no soy and never has

>> No.10878273
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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF HERESY!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10877453
Soylent is called SOYlent for a reason, sweetie.

>> No.10878338

why not just replicate DASH diet requirements and stick it in a jell? none of this proprietary formuler BS

>> No.10878342

>>10878338
Because that takes way to much time and effort. I love Soylent because it's convenient, yummy and doesn't hurt my jaw like chewing always does.

>> No.10878364
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10878364

>>10878342
Who the fuck doesnt like chewing. You get to take the time to enjoy your meal. Why go full depressing and consume your "bland co. Nutrition substance" when you could actually ENJOY something mundane?

>> No.10878367

>>10874013
The fuck does bugman even supposed to mean?

>> No.10878372

>>10878364
My jaw is constantly aching from using it to much and it didn't help when one of my wife's friends dislocated my jaw.
I hate chewing, its just another chore to me just like shining Air Jordans or washing cars for my wife's friends.

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10878373

>>10875532
>when soylent actually seems healthy compared to the artificially synthesized bio-products we're being fed

>> No.10878377

>>10878373
Ever gone hunting?

>> No.10878381

>>10878377
Hunting is evil and disgusting. Only pyschopath murderous gun nuts do it

>> No.10878390

>>10878381
Who said anything about guns?

>> No.10878394

>>10878390
What else would you use moron, a knife?

>> No.10878397

>>10871785
Fuck no it's not. It has canola oil Wich is a neurotoxin Fucking retards get informed. #therealinfowars

>> No.10878401

>>10878394
Yes.

Please tell me you have left the city at least once if not your parents house, you seem a bit too... sheltered.

>> No.10878409

>>10878401
I'd rather die then live in some backwater flyover shithole where Cletuses like you maim, torture and butcher innocent creatures for no reason.

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10878416

>in this thread.
Observe the power of soy gentlemen. Able to turn the best of men into the greatest of deluded mental gymnasts.

Soy... not even once.

/thread

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>>10878409
Is this you?

>> No.10878440

>>10871758
They're stealing my job.

>> No.10878446

>>10878421
No but that's so sweet it made me tear up a little

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10878461

>>10871758

>> No.10880865

>>10871774
You sound incredibly butthurt about something very reasonable.

>> No.10880876

>>10880865
Thank you

>> No.10880918

>>10878446
yup, the soy is working. that picture is actually an estrogen litmus test. it affects only women and soyshits.