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You Rage You Lose: /ck/ edition

>> No.10869427

>>10869421
That'll be $125 plus tip

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>> No.10869433

>>10869421
This looks delicious! Why would this make you "rage"? Because you can't make it at home yourself?
>>10869427
It's actually only $35

>> No.10869446

>>10869433
shut the fuck up nicholas

>> No.10869457 [DELETED] 

>>10869446
Yes sir, I apologize for speaking out of line *whimpers*

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>> No.10869475

>>10869428
inb4 america declares war on that aisle

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>> No.10869483

>>10869421
Is that supposed to be Greek farmer's salad? Bellpeppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions? Seems like the black olives are missing, that is how we always make that salad at our house. The lemon is a good idea though, I mght try a squirt of lemon juice next time I make it.

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>> No.10869487

>>10869470
carrot cake-ish flavour coffe isnt a bad idea tbf

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>> No.10869516

Rich white people disgust me like no one else.
They're so fucking stupid.

How do you work so hard to have so much money but then just throw it away on shit like this?

>> No.10869527

>>10869516
>being poor
L M A O

>> No.10869531

>>10869516
>white people disgust me like no one else.
>They're so fucking stupid.
Ftfy

>> No.10869533

>>10869509
ok you got me

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>> No.10869547

>>10869433
>$35 dollars for a fruit cup and some onions
What the fuck?

>> No.10869553

my sides are REEEEEEEEEEEEEing into orbit fuckers

>> No.10869555

>>10869516
wealth gives people the means to display their bad taste

>> No.10869558
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>>10869531

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>> No.10869575

>>10869558
Why is he called a "Chef Patron"?
Did he just wander into the restaurant and start talking?
That's what triggers me more than the stale bread and olive oil

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>>10869537

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>> No.10869584

>>10869509
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d12694272-Reviews-Her_Majesty_s_Secret_Service-Bristol_England.html

>> No.10869592

>>10869516
Why did you have to say white people?
Cant we just hate rich people altogether now?

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>> No.10869599

>>10869584
>all those good reviews
if we ever have a /ck/ meetup let's book it here

>> No.10869600

>>10869592
Because black rich people buy shoes and shitty cars and rich Asian people torture dogs and kill endangered species.
Only white rich people buy a fucking umbrella full of sangria for 300 hundred bucks

>> No.10869603

>>10869566
this one is cute

>> No.10869610

>>10869600
The opinion of someone who's never been to a place like this

>> No.10869613

>>10869610
Shoot me if I ever do

>> No.10869621

>>10869428
Best day of my life. Olivefags stay bottomblasted

>> No.10869622

>>10869498
>that little crema in a container that narrow

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>> No.10869632

>>10869583
I’m ok with this.

>> No.10869634

>>10869558
That looks alright? It's high end dining, but doesn't seem overly ridiculous. Having fresh bread with olive oil is pretty common in Italy.

>> No.10869636

>>10869632
t. dog

>> No.10869638

>>10869421
How do you get to the fruit without tipping the onions everywhere

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>> No.10869648

>>10869634
>fresh
You eat stale bread with olive oil
That's the entire fucking point

>> No.10869650

>>10869638
I thought you were supposed to dump everything on the plate and mix them together

>> No.10869653

>>10869638
lift the glass straight up by the stem

>> No.10869659

>>10869433
It's just a plain old greek salad, but with a serving style designed by a piss-artist.

>> No.10869665

>>10869638
>fruit

>> No.10869669

>>10869638
eat the onions first

>> No.10869670

>>10869638
You're supposed to squeeze the lemon into the EVVO and dip the onions into it then flip the glass over with the plate against it to keep the fruit in the glass so you can pour the rest of the EVVO into it to drink. It subverts your expectations for what dining should be into what it could be.

>> No.10869675

>>10869648
How do you tell it's stale?

>> No.10869680

>>10869481
Fuck those roasties. RRRRREEEEE!!!!

>> No.10869685

>>10869680
Uh what do women have to do with it

>> No.10869690

I mean, a lot of this stuff isn't even food for the wealthy. It's normal restaurant fare, and greasy spoon stuff, but served in a way that makes you want to glass the chef for taking the mickey.

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>> No.10869700

>>10869636
Meh, I love sticking my tongue in a girls ass, as long as she is fresh out of the shower. I think the title fits.

>> No.10869702

>>10869575
He probably owns the place in addition to cooking there.

>> No.10869706

>>10869685
everything that was once good, women will fuck it up

>> No.10869708

>>10869486
you can tell by his expression he knew he fucked up by going there

>> No.10869709

>>10869572
This looks cool.

>> No.10869716

>>10869515
what is the point...

>> No.10869721

>>10869428
i wonder if they would give a discount on that

>> No.10869736

>>10869709
how's 8th grade going?

>> No.10869737

>>10869568
what the fuck is this shit looks expensive as fuck

>> No.10869739

>>10869600
Ayo hol up. So you be sayin’ we wuz kangz and shiet?

>> No.10869749

>>10869572
This one is a cool idea for a Halloween party

>>10869595
Rage quit.

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>> No.10869757

>>10869428
Graphic depiction of kidney stones.

>> No.10869774

>>10869421
using items that can't be properly sterilized or that are normally not part of a serialized surface would trigger me. Such as the bottom of a glass since it's typically in contact with table tops.

>> No.10869776

>>10869572
would

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>> No.10869781

>>10869774
I'm sure they washed it

>> No.10869782

>>10869595
Even my mother, who's a diehard socialist from Sweden, was disgusted by this.

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>> No.10869784

>>10869628
This doesn't look like some half assed attempt at fine dinning though. This looks like some caterer trying to match a theme.

>> No.10869785

https://old.reddit.com/r/StupidFood+WeWantPlates/

>> No.10869790
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i never understood why pic related kicked off

>> No.10869791

>>10869675
That was some pretty solid looking rye after all.
It looks the same whether it's fresh or stale.

>> No.10869793

>>10869595
It's not as bad as people think. It basically tastes like oily pennies.

>> No.10869809

>>10869700
>as long as she is fresh out of the shower
you don't deserve those dubs

>> No.10869815

>>10869695

How much goddamn bread do you need in one meal

>> No.10869818

>>10869815
those are tennis rackets

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>>10869819
>Americans

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>> No.10869967

>>10869515
Now this is the sort of idiotic I enjoy. The bill would be the most annoying part of the experience, I'm sure.

>> No.10869978

>>10869572
Delightful

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>>10869670
People who mistake "subverting your expectations" for quality deserve to be crucified.

>>10869837
Also
>she will never sit on your face

Feels real bad man

>> No.10869989

>>10869736
Cool.

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>> No.10869999

>>10869638
Shoot the oil
Shove the onions into your mouth all at once
Carefully flick the cheese bits into other patrons
Smear your napkin onto the pepper
Tip it upside down to get to the greens, take a "sip", say 'ew, veg is gross', and leave.

>> No.10870001

>>10869695
as a brit i think this idea is cool

>> No.10870004

>>10869994
Fucking kikes. Nothing ever changes.

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>>10869481
>putting an acidic mixture in galvanized steel

>> No.10870016

>>10870005
can u explain for a brainlet

>> No.10870022

>>10870004
>being racist on /ck/
I thought this was the most accepting board

>> No.10870034

>>10870016
It reacts with the zinc in the steel to form a type of salt that's readily absorbed causing a mild sickness. It's a fucking no-no for foodservice to use galvanized steel that way for a reason.

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>> No.10870052

>>10870038
i'd eat it

>> No.10870101

>>10869583
Proper portrayal of British food

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>>10869428
Fuck No Frills, put stuff on sale then don't restock the shelf with more when it's empty.
The invisible loss leader, sold out... fuk might as well buy something since 'm here.

>> No.10870142

>>10869421
> /ck/ edition
don't you mean /r/wewantplates edition? fucking hypocrites

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>>10869475

>> No.10870154

>>10869837
I want to roll her down a hill or a flight of stairs.

>> No.10870179

>>10869700
Dubs of Truth, Ass Eaters Unite!

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>>10870022

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>>10869537

>> No.10870230

>>10870216
>is unironically racist
might as well be a nigger

>> No.10870309

>>10870230
>doing the job for black rapists
we got a real live cuck over here

>> No.10870331

>>10869421
D-do I take a shot of dressing?

>> No.10870341
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From a restaurant in Detroit. Caesar salad with just a few pieces of lettuce, anchovy, dressing, and croutons. Price is 15 dollars.

>> No.10870347

>>10869428
Imagine pushing someone in that and their face landing directly in that pile of broken glass.

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>YRYL thread on /ck/
>Everyone just goes with it
>Because they don't know any better
This place is now completely overrun by /b/ and /r9k/.
What a fucking sad day.

>> No.10870357

>>10869461
If I had that cage I'd keep onions in it

>> No.10870368

>>10870347
Imagine running and sliding head first like a slip n side

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>>10870128
I thought it was one of these at first

>> No.10870372

>>10870331
This post reminds me of the day anon took a shot of oil from Marie's authentic homemade tomato sauce from Italy.

>> No.10870373

>>10870347
god i wish that were me

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>>10870368
>Me after going in the oil slip n slide.

>> No.10870381

>>10869421
>deconstructed Greek salad
>only $25

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>>10869595

>> No.10870461

>>10869999
quads of truth

>> No.10870496

>>10869837
T H I C C

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>>10869837
sauce pls

>> No.10870565

>>10870510
Her name is Leslie Jones.

>> No.10870568

>>10870565
liar

>> No.10870576

>>10869584
>England
most of those "lolsorandumb" dishes are from there, right?

>> No.10870592

>>10869929
imagine how dry is this pizza to stay in one piece in that position, while cut.

>> No.10870599

>>10870348
I'm not even sure what bothers you about this. It's a good format that's resulted in lots of on-topic posting. Who cares if it originated on another board?

>> No.10870612

>>10869961
So they get people to buy their frozen pizza once and only once. How is that good business?

>> No.10870614

>>10870568
Robert Paulson.

>> No.10870631

>>10870592
Uhhh do you knot see the support skewers? Quit nut-picking, that pizza is moist and you know it.

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>>10870631
>uhhh

>> No.10870655

>>10869790
Other than the fact that these would be impossible to put down and the glass would be really thin, I think this is pretty cool if not really hipster.

>> No.10870676

>>10869516
>Rich white people
You mean upperclas white women who never had to work a single day of their lives or do anything that requires any effort and get the attention of thousands of people by taking a fucking selfie

>> No.10870686

>>10869929
>second bloody mary hiding behind the pickles

>> No.10870714

>>10870128
What the fuck, fruitopia is still around?

>> No.10870717

>>10869509
jesus christ

>> No.10870728

>>10870631
not as moist as ur moms pusy last nite ;)

>> No.10870739

>>10870728
Uhhh my mom went through menopause and has vaginal dryness so I doubt it

>> No.10870791

>>10869457
No, I cannot forgive me for my transgressions, you slave of a knave.

Get on your knees and masturbate my hand till I cum you pheasant of a peasant.

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>>10870714
in Leaf land, now in plastic bottles also,,,

>> No.10870835

>>10870816
What am I looking at here?

>> No.10870843

>>10870816
why they do that

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>>10870835
Woman stays at the front taking 5 chickens, while old guy says "I just want one".
she ignores him...

>> No.10870946

>>10870347
based

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>> No.10870958

>>10870347
I wish that I could do that to every single roastie on this website.

>> No.10870961

>>10870958
what did my giant roast beef flaps ever do to you

>> No.10870970

>>10870816
Asians are honestly pieces of shit. Almost every single one of them.

>> No.10870988

>>10870835
Looks like they're grabbing the chickens immediately as they're packaged.

>> No.10871027

>>10870958
based

>> No.10871085

>>10869790
>ywn be served stamina potions at a high end resturant

>> No.10871090

>>10870843
Chinks are not fully human beings. For the 4000 years of their history, every single person that displayed any kind of moral development beyond pure utilitarianism was slaughtered, resulting in a billion strong population of ant like people.

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@.45

>> No.10871142

>>10870034
its not galvanized steel though

>> No.10871153

>>10871090
but why at a place like costco? for the chicken? are they tourists or what

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>>10870938
>tfw you'll never wield the costco chicken sword.

>> No.10871156

>>10871153
costco severely undercharges for chicken

>> No.10871167

FUCKING WHITE ppl and their retardness.


holy fuck whhy would you even go to thhis cringy hipster sit?

>> No.10871182 [DELETED] 

>>10870816
>>10870835
>>10870843
>>10870938
Trying doing that shit here in America. O wait you cant because we aint cucks and would say GET THE FUCKK out thhe way i just want 1 u bitch.


meanwhile in pussy ass canada..

"thats too black i cant do that o-o-o- well ill just wait forever. "

>> No.10871185

>>10871167
Don't you have some rims and chains to waste your money on while dodging the kids you knocked up some whore with, nigger?

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>> No.10871200

>>10869643
I use this to shovel fucking coal for my fire.

>> No.10871203

>>10871196
So what? Peanut butter powder is common and good.

>> No.10871205

>>10869475
lol... that's a good idea just uploaded it to my instagram meme page...

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>>10871167
>>10871185
Both of you are stupid and need to be wiped off the face of the earth

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>>10871203
I must live in a basement...
Wait I do :(

>> No.10871224

>>10869515
> It's the fabled Exalburger!!!!!

>> No.10871230

>>10869643
Looks really yummy

>> No.10871235

>>10869470
>a cofee made and decorated inside of a cake?
>thats actually quite good, why would it be ra
>oh
>oh god
>OH GOD
Who does this shit?

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>>10871209
This should be done by country. The US generally gets the best, can't immigrate if you're poor (EU excluded) . If you're poor, guess what, you're most likely a dumb ass.

Also that stingy stuff, is Pig Fat...

>> No.10871353

>>10871155
>implying you have the purity of heart needed to wield the costco chicken sword

>> No.10871591

>>10870961
Stolen my heart

>> No.10871601

>>10871134
sodium boy has massively outstayed his welcome

>> No.10871610

>>10870005
>>10870034
>>10871142
it's clearly lead you retards
when in rome

>> No.10871630

>>10869700
Actual dogs do not do this degenerate shit you retard

>> No.10871639

>>10869961
Why do I only see shit like this coming out of the UK?

>> No.10871651

>>10870373
underrated

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>>10871601
This

>> No.10871677

>>10869428
I could just see some hamgalaxy on a shart cart bumping that shelf then casually glancing back as it falls everywhere

>> No.10871681

>>10871236
>If you're poor, guess what, you're most likely a dumb ass.
This is wrong. The poorest whites perform better on the test than the most affluent blacks. Also check out the adoption study, where blacks adopted into white families at birth still performed poorly. Blood is a more significant factor than class.

>> No.10871722
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10871722

>>10871681
Immigrants, Immigrating. The US usually get the best, the brightest.

>> No.10871743
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10871743

>>10871681
Also if you put a kid up for adoption, you are, most likely a fukwit.

>> No.10871746

>>10871134
is that the mexican fairy from the Fairy Odd Parents?

>> No.10871750
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10871750

>>10871743
And so is your offspring.

>> No.10871751
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10871751

>>10869509
why

>> No.10871764

>>10871134
>Throws the scraps across the room
>Pick it up wage slave!

>> No.10871773

>>10871209
*tips MAGA hat*

>> No.10871800

>>10869571

1 slice of fowl... but because this dude says it's cooked super special that'll be $1000 thanks. Enjoy your foie gras paddle pop too.

>> No.10871808

You guys are all pretty weak if any of this shit makes you rage.

>> No.10871812

>>10871750
I am NEVER going to be that happy. Fuck yeah, Downie Chef.

>> No.10871824

>>10870816
Insectoids

>> No.10871840

>>10870816
Is this in the U.S.?

>> No.10871855

>>10869987
i wonder how many useful farm tools he destroyed to make this.

>> No.10871865

>>10871840
Think so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2nquNuAo0g

>> No.10871875
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10871875

>>10871209
>implying Asians don't cheat their asses off

>> No.10871876

>>10871840
does the word "chicken" look like a chicken wrote it?

>> No.10871884

>>10871750
I don't understand trying to put people with mental disabilities into the workforce.
Like come on most of them either have to live with their parents for their whole lives or require state designated care.
You can't expect someone who requires constant care to have the ability to handle work-related situations, especially ones in a stressful environment such as a restaurant kitchen.

>> No.10871886
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10871886

>>10871876
I Shoulda said that.

>> No.10871896

>>10871743
get to pray and eat and do charity all at once
sikhism is very pleasant

>> No.10871897

>>10869428
ok lost.

>> No.10871902

>>10870022
You accidentally stumbled upon, 4chan newnigger. Please fuck off.

>> No.10871903

>>10871886
nah. you were the actually helpful one, weren't you?
no shame in it.

>> No.10871905

>>10869756
haha get it?

LOAFER

>> No.10871908

>>10869531
>looking for attention
>absolute brainless post
put some thought into it you cunt

>> No.10871909

>>10871886
i'd turn that fucking thing into a mosh pit and sit on piles of short yellow people while i ate shrimp.

>> No.10871910

>>10871681
Source. That could be useful

>> No.10871914

>>10869515
How does it get eaten without breaking all the jaws?

>> No.10871915
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10871915

>>10871884
Danke vielmals

>> No.10871919

>>10871915
This kills the crab

>> No.10871921

>>10871910
No. Letting you see the quality of the study itself would be very harmful to my argument. Just trust me.

>> No.10871923

>>10871886
they'd think it was just another arm until i started pissing over their shoulders. fucking insects.
this lack of humanity is infuriating.

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10871930

>>10871915
Meant for >>10871903

Time to stop posting...

>> No.10871935

>>10871915
>>10871930
are those soft shell i wonder or just a species that's thin shelled or what?

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10871936

>>10871921
Meanwhile... back in the smartest country in the world..

>> No.10871943

>>10869576
Ok, this one disgusts me. I have to deal with draining fluids at work (pleural, peritoneal, etc) and it's done with a giant ass syringe similar to that. The fluid inside even looks like a purulent ascites.

>> No.10871947

>>10871936
this is amazing.

>> No.10871949

>>10870655
you could have some kind of stand

>> No.10871953

>>10871947
eh. no food i guess?

>> No.10871958
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10871958

>>10871949
An enemy stand?!

>> No.10871959

>>10871886
Communism can't work unless you have a population that is happy to share.

>> No.10871961

>>10871949
or a fucking bowl

>> No.10871965

>>10871800
that "dude" is massimo bottura, have some respect you uncultured swine, you arent even qualified to wash dishes at his restaurant

>> No.10871971

>>10869515
I will take the mini sword and stab the manager

>> No.10871973

>>10871915
does that even taste good?

>> No.10871977

>>10871965
yeah. i wish everyone who could afford it would show up and treat it like a shrimp buffet in china.
why's he gotta be so exclusive and stingy?! wtf

>> No.10871979

>>10869509
I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.

>> No.10871981

business idea:
baseball themed restaurant
they give you a glove and the server throws the food at you
if you catch it you eat off the glove
and if it falls on the floor too bad, thats your plate now

>> No.10871987

>>10871981
hahahaha! fucking brilliant.
if you catch it the who ever cooked it has to switch to the dish room and they run up a new "batter" to throw shit at you.

>> No.10871989

>>10871935
I think those are just ones that have freshly molted

>> No.10871993

>>10871971
Beware of what you're getting mixed up in. The manager wields the Costco Sword, and is being hunted by the bearer of Soul Calibur.

>> No.10871994

i'd get so many double plays. i'd hit me a son of a bitch with a roll then BAM here's your baked potato grandma at center left.

>> No.10872004
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10872004

>>10871993
>implying I don't wield Soul Edge
psh nothin personnel kid

>> No.10872011

>>10871981
>>10871987
>>10871994

all the food items are somewhat ball shaped so they are easy to throw

>> No.10872013

>>10871989
soft shell blue crabs are deep fried and put on french bread in louisiana. they're common in other places too, but live food just never took off in the states i guess. i wonder if there are any species that have soft shells all season.
>>10871993
lol dude what if sodium boy jumped out with a freshly butchered whole beef loin and a giant fucking knife and the costco guy rolled out like a ninja turtle and you had to fight em with that tiny fucking sword. you win, it's free.

>> No.10872015

>>10871855

Doesn't matter, he took them off the corpses of the white farmers him and his coon dogs raped and murdered in South Africa.

We should have cleansed the niggers when we had the chance. The South should have won. I am not American.

>> No.10872023

>>10869515
>the plate is not a shield

are you even trying/10

>> No.10872026
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10872026

>>10872015
and i'm from the south and do not disagree.
i'm sure i can make out a hoe handle or something in that mess he's kicking along on dirt roads, but i can't be sure if there's not a yoke in there too.
>>10872011
if it took off you could do disk shaped foods for gentrified areas. frisbee golf tables and schnitzel sailing overhead.

>> No.10872029
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10872029

>>10871953
"Smartest people in the world"
WebM of small boy in t shirt, wearing a dog collar tied to a garage door, trying to play:(

Food RAGE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di27tFsmGjc

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>> No.10872033

>>10872029
chist, she's learning early.

>> No.10872037

>>10872029
wrong video maybe?
that's not the kid on the horizontal bungee cord.

>> No.10872046

>>10869515
If you got to keep the sword, I'd order this, but I'd also need extra buns and shit to break that down in multiple reasonable sized burgers to share with the table.

>> No.10872049

I'm having another glass of wine and going to bed. i woke up yesterday at midnight to smoke a pork shoulder. i don't take photos or videos anymore because they all look the same after a while and this would be the wrong thread anyway. as well as that i'm not making one since it's summer than there's enough bbq kicking around here.
good thread OP. some truly awful things posted here.
good night, you mongolian basket weavers.

>> No.10872079

>>10872046
i completely agree with this.
too much meat, not enough medium by which to consume.

>> No.10872121

>>10869837
becky...

>> No.10872146

>>10869428
>deconstructed
WHEN WILL THIS COOKING MEME END?!?

>> No.10872197

>>10869487
>>10871235
>carrot cake
Where do you idiots see cake? It's just a hollowed out carrot with coffee and latte art. How the fuck do two idiots think it's a cake?

>> No.10872203

>>10869790
>Finnish your meal and you get some crack as dessert

>> No.10872210

>>10869547
>he doesn't even know what he's looking at
Fuck off summerfag, no one wants you here

>> No.10872241

>>10869737
It is. It's funny that this is posted as something that made someone rage, when it's pretty much perfect food. Massimo is a legend. Isn't he also the guy who helped Italy's parmesan industry after a big earthquake?

>> No.10872248

>>10869575
>when you're too stupid to spend 2 seconds googling the definition of a phrase

>> No.10872333
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10872333

>>10871211
What did Shaq do to deserve this?

>> No.10872533

>>10869572
This will be present at my next Halloween party.

>> No.10872543

>>10870224
Eww

>> No.10872554

>>10869791
>talking out your ass this much
lol you have no idea what you're saying, stop embarrassing yourself.

>> No.10872560

>>10871905
but anon that's a house slipper...

>> No.10872573

>>10869774
>he doesn't understand the kind of dishwashing machines used in restaurants
why do you assume everything is how you think it is? does it never occur to you that you could be wrong and should investigate what you're talking about? instead of become some pussyass bitch scared of "the bottom of the glass", idiot.

>> No.10872588

>>10870655
>lol you can't put it down
why do you retards always say this? they have a flat spot on the bottom, they will very much stand up like a regular glass when you put it down. it's easy to tell people who've never had one because they think they're being clever pointing it out. stupid flyovers.

>> No.10872593

>>10869565
The "lentils are better than caviar" dish is actually really clever

>> No.10872595

>>10872588
oh geez you guys, we are missing out on so much by not having our food served in a fucking lightbulb
so cultured

>> No.10872597

>>10870005
>implying you know the exact content of the hat
oh fuck off moron, stop assuming your assumptions are correct, only spergs do that.

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>> No.10872605

>>10870341
THERE'S NO ANCHOVIES IN A CLASSIC CESAR'S! REEEEEEE

>> No.10872609

>>10871610
Nice one, matey.

>> No.10872616

>>10870970
Yes. They're almost like insects or something with a hive mentality and a complete disregard for everyone else. They're animals.

>> No.10872623

>>10872605
well a classic Caesar wasn't tossed onto a plate like scraps into a bin either

>> No.10872635

>>10871977
>being this triggered by someone else's excellence
stay jealous, pettyfag

>> No.10872636

>>10869470
kek i thought it was a latte in a candle

>> No.10872651
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10872651

>>10872636
cheese in a candle

>> No.10872660

>>10870951
ive had an aneurysm

>> No.10872667
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>>10872660

>> No.10872703

>>10871921
Kek maybe because it's bullshit, fuck off Cletus

>> No.10872831
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10872831

>>10869837
M

>> No.10872860

>>10869706
>steel hats full of alcohol were once good until women used them

>> No.10872878

>>10872031
I WANNA PUT MY FEET IN THOSE


SLA P SLAP

>> No.10872900

>>10872667
>that söy hand gesture
closed 2 seconds in

>> No.10872927

>>10869486
>I beg your pardon but I ordered the cherry tomatoes

>> No.10872945

>>10869571
100% on board with everything happening in these webms. Looks like a fantastic experience.

>> No.10872993

>>10869999
A bold deconstruction of dining

>> No.10872995

>>10872046
NO EXTRA BUN FAT AMERICAN

>> No.10873003

>>10872595
C O P E

>> No.10873095

>>10870348
Amen brother. This place desperately needs full time jannie/mod to clear out the shitposters.

>> No.10873099

>>10871743

Have been there before. Sikhs are based, you can eat and stay in the temple for free. Plus, they are way cleaner than regular indians.

>> No.10873105

>>10873099
And they assert their right to carry weapons. True lovers of freedom.

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10873265

>>10870816
>>10870938
I don't really see the problem here. If she want's five chickens and is at the front it makes sense to get all five. The guy tries to grab it out of her hands which is shitty of him, the only thing she does that shitty is look smug

>> No.10873272

>>10873265
Notice how the old guy pushes in to the front of the line, too.

>> No.10873283

>>10870961
Nothing, thats why he faps to trap ponies and shitposts against the femoids

>> No.10873293

>>10869428
75% chance its the crap fake stuff, so its just a bitch to clean. but this
>>10869461
Makes me lose the game

>> No.10873299

>>10869421
>NO FUN ALLOWED.

Aw come on a lot of this stuff is neat!

>> No.10873309

>>10869643
Jesus christ how much are these people spending on shovels in addition to their normal dishes? Why waste this money?!

>> No.10873311

>>10872588
Oh damn can wait to chug out of a butt plug

>> No.10873312

>>10873309
There's a reason that most restaurants close down within 6 months of opening

>> No.10873316

>>10873311
>>10872595
samefag

>> No.10873322

>>10870348
It is sad. So sad you should neck yourself

>> No.10873328

>>10869670
Also looks like they've floated the oil on top of liquor so as soon as you pour off the olive oil into the cup phase three is a half shot of... Vodka maybe? So the thing comes across as a bit of an edible puzzle where the diner 'unlocks' and enjoys the food and drink in phases.

That's actually breddy clever.

>> No.10873336

>>10871196
FUCKING DELET THIS

>> No.10873340

>>10873328
It's white wine vinegar, you dip. Have you never had a Greek salad?

>> No.10873344

>>10871886
Oh my jesus fuck thank god my state has a koreatown and not a chinatown

>> No.10873348

Farewell, sweet thread.

>> No.10873350
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10873350

>>10873316
What did he mean by this?

>> No.10873361

>>10872554
ok kid

>> No.10873403

>>10873265

It's just not polite. It would be trivial to hand 1 chicken to the old man but instead she acts like she's in soviet russia and they're handing out food rations. It's the complete social ineptness and lack of empathy that's appalling.

>> No.10873428

>>10873403
Asians have an inborn level of autism that is slightly higher than the other races

>> No.10873440

>>10873403
I'm sure a ton of people in that line only wanted one chicken, why should she give it to one grabby guy? If it was just her and the guy and she was taking them all then it would be a problem, but with that many people it's every man for himself.

>> No.10873447

>>10872197
Oh look, it's another angry white kid who punches walls.

>>10869487
is trying to say that the carrot would impart a flavor to the coffee that is likely to make it taste similar to carrot cake.

>>10871235
fully acknowledges that it's a carrot, but thought it was a cake judging from the thumbnail.

Perhaps you should go back to school this coming September.

>> No.10873466

>>10873447
you actually have the audacity to talk down to other people with the absolutely retarded shit you're doing damage control on?

>> No.10873487

>>10870951
>>10872667
I just learned that this guy is a mainstream EDM artist
what the fuck

>> No.10873532

>>10871965

I shit on his food, his undeserved Michelin stars and flush your shitty opinion. Faggot.

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10873617

>>10869643

>> No.10873619

>>10869461
That's an A+ onion cage.

>> No.10873639

>>10873466
hes an fago but your an retard

>>10873487
does he do these meme recipes regularly then

>> No.10873944

>>10869486
when you continue your dnd campaign on the go

>> No.10873957

>>10869583
what statement is the dog bowl intended to make?

>> No.10873977
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10873977

>>10873957
I guess it's supposed to be a bachelor chow kind of thing?

>> No.10874057

>>10870341
Imagine making a mess eating this as some of the lettuce falls off that plate.

>> No.10874144

>>10869428
New Chaizy Brothers video?

>> No.10874148

>>10873957
I assume it's a take on a 'dog's dinner'

>> No.10874354

>>10869515

It's from a Slovenian restaurant called Stari pisker. It's a challenge, pay 40€ but it's free if you eat it all.

>> No.10874367

>>10871211
Kek

>> No.10874405

>>10869929
That balance act is impressive. Edible jenga.

>> No.10874586

>>10872595
LOL

>> No.10874597
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10874597

>>10869509

ʷᵒᵗ

>> No.10874614

>>10869999
Based quads don't lie

>> No.10874704

>>10871965
Some pretentious twat who over charges for food, doesn't deserve anyone's respect, they deserve a guillotine.

>> No.10874821

>>10871886
This is what happens when a country get too rich too fast, people have no time to develop proper etiquette for visiting other countries and bring their shitty black heart thick face value with them.

>> No.10874840

>>10869516
>actually being poor
>getting mad about "rich people"
toppest kek

>> No.10874849

>>10874821
>>10870843
It's the same thing with first-generation immigrants. They come to the US, and suddenly there's all this prosperity. They're still relatively poor, but they have access to so much cheap shit, and they wind up hoarding possessions and food like in
those videos like they're going to lose it.

It's entirely a poor person mentality and frankly it's disgusting.

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10874979

>>10874849
>It's entirely a poor person mentality and frankly it's disgusting.

>> No.10875024

>>10869515
>tfw the owner of the last restaurant I worked at put something like this on the menu and advertised it without getting the ok of the chef