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>ran out of Hershey's chocolate bars for our breakfast dessert
>have to eat Snickers bars instead

>> No.10869243

>breakfast dessert

do americans really do this? lmao no wonder you're all 500 lbs

>> No.10869255

>>10869237
I would have ordered out for the hersheys and saved the snickers for lunch dessert

>> No.10869257

>>10869243
Most Americans can afford to have dessert with every meal because we don't have to beg for scraps like you Muhammed. I only weigh 320 by the way

>> No.10869264

>>10869237
For me it milky way. The best breakfast dessert

>> No.10869266

>>10869255
>snickers for lunch dessert
I usually eat Kit-Kat bars for lunch dessert. The snickers are leftover from Halloween

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10869905

>be me
>be obese
>take 3rd shit of the day
>it ok, there was a bathroom donut waiting for me
>use shower spray to wash my ass
>waddle back to my computer chair
>computer chair donut was waiting for me
>doorbell rings
>waddle to the door
>no one there, must have left
>door donut was there waiting for me
>too much energy spent, feel tired
>waddle to mattress
>mattress donut waiting for me

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>>10869905
>implying americans clean their pooholes with water
Dry ass paper or nothing at all

>> No.10870043

>>10869257
you went a little bit too hard there, I would have said something like
>500lbs
joke's on you retard I only weigh 240

See this still clearly establishes your obesity but will be much more likely to get you a response.

>> No.10870051

>>10870010
still takes a whole roll afterwards

>> No.10870078

>>10870010
they literally use a dedicated piece of cloth to wash their ass during a shower, there was a cringy as fuck thread on /int/ about it

>> No.10870079

>>10870043
I used to weigh about 335lb, but when I went to the doctor last Wednesday I only weighed 320. I'm not trolling for replies I am just posting the truth. I'm not ashamed of my body like society wants me to be. I have never ever weighed 500lb and even if I did so what. This thread is supposed to be about desserts but stupid jealous Europeans had to go and ruin it for no reason

>> No.10870085

>>10870078
i use the same cloth to wash my face too be perfectly honest with you

>> No.10870090

>>10870085
I do to, I thought everyone does that

>> No.10870098

>>10870085
>>10870078
same, what do people in other countries use?

>> No.10870100

>>10870078
do europeans not use soap?

>> No.10871026

>ran out of Hershey's chocolate bars for our breakfast dessert
Good. Hershey's is shitty chocolate anyway, especially for uncultured swine like you.

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>>10869905
>door donut was there waiting for me

this is the one that got me for some reason

>> No.10871324

>>10870079
You're still morbidly obese, fatass. Unhealthy isn't a societal standard.

>> No.10872002

why the fuck would you want dessert when most breakfast in this country is just drenched in sugar anyway

>> No.10872161

>>10870043
>>10870079
I just wanna say jokes on you fantasies, I eat more than OP and weight 109lbs

>> No.10872184

>Hershey
>Chocolate
Pick one

>> No.10872217

>>10869237
>Bake some flan
>Bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies
>Tired from all the baking
>Eat a chocolate bar
>Have to go to the store later because I'm all out of candy

>> No.10872246

>>10872002
Some of us aren't anorexic, sweetheart

>> No.10872274

>>10872217
>baking cookies
save yourself the trouble sweetie, Walmart makes really good cookies and they're not very expensive, like $.98 for 3, so you're only looking at like $5 for your lunch dessert.

>> No.10872298

>>10872161
Who the fuck was talking to you?

>> No.10872435

>>10869905
Haven't laughed this hard in a while ty

>> No.10872472

>>10872274
I like baking

>> No.10872521

>>10869243
I really like having a few pieces of 90% dark chocolate with a cup of milk after a meal, even if it's breakfast. I don't do it often though because it's like 300-400 extra calories.

>> No.10872537

Don't eat breakfast dessert if you're trying to lose weight. I recently cut out my breakfast desert and have lost 7 lbs in the past 3 months!

>> No.10872780

>>10869257
>I only weigh 320 by the way
Damn, bro. That's pretty small. Consider adding another burger or two to your daily diet.

>> No.10872798

>>10870078
It's called a towel and you clean your whole body not just your asshole, stupid eurocuck