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10866607 No.10866607 [Reply] [Original]

>Buy this
>It's really tasty

So what's the meme here?

>> No.10866611

I don't understand it myself.
Maybe someone they hate really likes the stuff.

>> No.10866669
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10866669

>>10866607

>> No.10866726

>>10866611

I could see that happening. /ck/ is definitely one of the more autistic boards.

>> No.10866733

>>10866607
just take your meming to /b/ where it belongs assholes

>> No.10866852

>>10866733

The anti-'vark circlejerk is a meme though

>> No.10866864

>>10866607
>you bought it expecting it to be bad

>> No.10866873

>>10866611
>>10866726
>>10866852
>samefagging

>> No.10866875

>>10866607
Same principle as babish thread.
Co/ck/s can't stand something that's trendy/successful. So they'll shitpost about it until they convince retards that whatever it is is the worst thing ever created.

>> No.10866882

>>10866607
sage

>> No.10866886

>>10866875
or maybe, just maybe, it is the distaste for OBVIOUS shilling and low-budget guerrilla marketing without disclaiming the origin of all these shitty posts

>> No.10866889

>>10866875
babish really is one of the worst things ever created though. Vark sauce is fine.

>> No.10866894

>>10866886

>/ck/ never shuts the fuck up about the sauce
>"DUDE THEY'RE FUCKING MARKETING HERE"

Wow you're a fucking retard

>> No.10866903

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

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10866907

>>10866894
>/ck/ never shuts up
Correction: the fucking shills never shut the fuck up.

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10866909

>when you first introduce your 'varklet friend to the 'vark

>> No.10866919

>>10866894
fuck off, moritz

>> No.10866925

>>10866907

You may have schizophrenia

>> No.10866937
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10866937

>>10866726
I once found a bottle of the ole' vark at my local grocery chain (wal-mart). I was surprised such an exotic item would be at MY local part of the woods, so I figured why not!

Now let me tell you bois, when I was in my car with my bag of all different varieties of 'vark (i didn't end up getting anything else, had to go back the next day), I couldn't think of anything else but tearing into one of these bad bois. I had the habanero variety, but i thought these would be much too hot! So I settled on a milder one, and it even came in a yellow bottle! Now I'm not ashamed too admit I was horny as fuck the second one drop touched my tongue. It was honestly the best thing I ever tasted. I proceeded to drink 2 bottles of the liquid gold right there in the parking lot. Heaven.

Now its about this time my erection is starting to become an annoyance. Its raging fever hadn't subsided through any of this, starting the moment I saw so many bottles on the shelf (and that mascot is pretty arousing himself). I'm pretty sure the cashier calle d security on me because I was wearing athletic shorts and had a rager LMAO

Okay so here is where things got a little weird. I had to take care of this 'vark boner, so i pulled out behind my local grocery stop and tried to get in a spot where no one could see me (there wasn't one exactly), so I made due best as I could. I pulled my 'vark out and saw he needed tamed. I pulled out a bottle of the habenaro sauce, and I poured it all over my hand and cock. I then proceeded to have the most magical orgasm of my entire life. I'm not kidding, I had second degree burns inside my urethra but I would do it again in a heartbeat (and I will). But I happened to be next to what I assume was an employee exit because a couple girls were smoking outside and staring at me through this process. I had skedaddle, knowing that if I was aprehended by some pig they would probably take my vark as evidence

>> No.10866942

>>10866607
>created by Scott Moritz
>moritz
joo too cheap to pay for proper marketing.
enlists IDF to shill in their idle time.

>> No.10866951

>>10866942

Go back to your containment board, white trash

>> No.10866962

>>10866951
interesting to see you don't deny it

>> No.10867006

>>10866962

I don't need to deny tinfoil accusations from white trash :)