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My grandfather called me to tell me that he thinks Anthony Bourdain killed himself because he's secretly been gay all this time, having an affair with Anderson Cooper.

At first I wasn't sure who he was talking about because he said, "You know, he would always go over that gay guy's house and they would cook together. The one with the silver hair."

He then went on to tell me that Bourdain always claimed to have demons and that being gay must have been what he meant by that.

Is my grandfather right?

>> No.10866193

>>10866179
>3.02MB
ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

>> No.10866584

>>10866179
he was a drug addict. when you're a drug addict, the only thing that makes you happy is drugs. he had no drugs in his system, was suffering withdrawal symptoms, and killed himself because he couldn't take it anymore. The man just wanted to do nothing but drugs... but everyone had all these expectations of him.

>> No.10866608

>>10866179
>At first I wasn't sure who he was talking about because he said, "You know, he would always go over that gay guy's house and they would cook together. The one with the silver hair."

I'm pretty sure that's referring to Eric Ripert; Bourdain was often a guest on Ripert's TV show.

>> No.10867120

>>10866193
Just because you're poor doesn't mean other people can't have nice threads. Or just don't be a queer, I didn't even notice what the fucking pic is. You don't have to open it, you know

>> No.10867158

Why would someone of his status kill himself over that? I'm sure every one of his acquaintances would have been accepting

>> No.10867183

>>10867120
retard

>> No.10867537

>>10866179
One of two things happened:
1. He killed himself after breaking up with Asia Argento.
2. He offed himself accidentally doing auto-erotic asphyxiation and Ripert discovered his body.

>> No.10867543

It’s the current year, nobody gives a shit about queers anymore. If Bourdain had been hooking up with Cooper he’d have done a show about it and got applauded.

>> No.10867739

>>10867537
My money is on 2. He would have left a note, and Ripert is the kind of bro who would cover that up.

>> No.10868274

He killed himself because he was a cuck. Both his two latest gfs openly mocked him and degraded him. He was turning into an old man and wanted to be a cool 20something hipster and he couldn't stand everyone not liking him on 4chan so he topped himself. Good riddance to bad boomers.

>> No.10868284

>>10867120
Just because you're a newfag doesn't mean you have to post.

>> No.10868303

>>10866179
yfw araki is getting younger every year

>> No.10868562

>>10868274
If that's true then Alton Brown won't be too far behind him.

>> No.10869127

>>10866179
Delete this post right now, OP.

>> No.10869131

>>10866179
why is your grandad obsessed with gay people?
he must be secretly gay

>> No.10869141

He wanted to live his best life as a gay man with Eric Ripert and was threatening to make it public. That's why Ripert killed him.

>> No.10869186

>>10869131
he beat quite a few of them to death when it was socially acceptable. the interwebs have shamed him into thinking he should repay them somehow.

>> No.10869238

>>10869186
Oh I bet your daddy beat off tons of hot sweaty men in his day.

>> No.10869512

>>10869141
This. Ripert is actually a hitman for the Illuminati. Being a 3 star michelin chef is just a front; it's also where his custys go to hire him out.