/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10865270]

Favorite food and favorite fetish. Ill start

>pizza
>throatfucking to puke

[Anonymous No.10865291]

>>10865270
>cheeseburger
>rape/forced/assault/groping/creepshot/drugged

[Anonymous No.10865292]

>pickled herring
>making love

[Anonymous No.10865319]

>anchovy cheesy yeast pie
>cunnilingus for the sole purpose of procreating

[Anonymous No.10865332]

>>10865270
>tendies
>legal aged girls who dress and act like 8 years olds

[Anonymous No.10865339]

>banh mi
>weight gain

[Anonymous No.10865341]

>beef wellington
>snuff

[Anonymous No.10865344]

>>10865270
>pickled jalapenos
>loli

[Anonymous No.10865346]

>>10865270
>filet mignon with a crab cake
>girls pissing their pants

[Anonymous No.10865347]

>>10865332
shoulda said mother-son incest

[Anonymous No.10865357]

>carbonara!
>fingernails!

[Anonymous No.10865381]

>hamburgers
>hyper cum inflation

[Anonymous No.10865383]

>>10865270
Mole
Impregantion

[Anonymous No.10865387]

>ramen
>mmf threesomes

[Anonymous No.10865394]

>chicken feet
>chicken feet

[Anonymous No.10865395]

>>10865270
Lobster
inpregnation

[Anonymous No.10865396]

>tenderloin with pepper sauce
>spanking

[Anonymous No.10865397]

>cheese
>anything to do with amateur butthole action

[Anonymous No.10865398]

Red Lentil Soup

Faulty Fire Alarm Rape (basically videos you can find if you look where people rig fire alarms to go off in womens homes, so when the woman thinks there is a fire to go outside a man grabs her and brutally rapes her, often he will shove broken pieces of fire alarm in her tight cunt and mock her by screaming FIRE FIRE in her ear as he fucks her to submission)

[Anonymous No.10865402]

Salmon or mcd
Brother sister incest

[Anonymous No.10865403]

>>10865398
>and mock her by screaming FIRE FIRE in her ear as he fucks her to submission
lmao this is retarded

[Anonymous No.10865406]

>>10865398

[Anonymous No.10865416]

>Lasagna
>Rigging, Bondage

[Anonymous No.10865418]

>>10865270
>Twice baked pizza
>Personality/Mind uploading and replacement where the original personality is uploaded into a sexbot to whore themselves against their wills

[Anonymous No.10865423]

>plain cooked chicken breast with a side of plain rice and plain broccoli
>feeling our souls merge into one while making love

[Anonymous No.10865431]

>>10865270
>lobster bisque
>attractive girls

[Anonymous No.10865436]

>>10865431
>im attracted to attractive things
brilliant

[Anonymous No.10865441]

Food: beouf bourguignon
Fetish: appendectomy Scars

[Anonymous No.10865447]

This thread really goes to show that /ck/ is a women's board

[Anonymous No.10865459]

>>10865447
Y

[Anonymous No.10865475]

Fettichini Alfredo
Loli

[Anonymous No.10865481]

>>10865402
Shit anon. Me too

[Sage No.10865482]

>>10865394
Muchos kekos

[Sage No.10865489]

>>10865270
>hot wings
>chicks wearing pantyhose

[Anonymous No.10865495]

McDonald’s
Ddlg/Cgl

[Anonymous No.10865496]

>>10865270
>fresh baked pretzels
>scat

[Anonymous No.10865520]

>pizza
>pizza

[Anonymous No.10865523]

>>10865475
>Fettichini

[Anonymous No.10865549]

>PB&J with apple juice
>Missionary position

[Anonymous No.10865575]

>>10865489
>wings

retard alert

[G8rH8r No.10865606]

Italian sandwich
schoolgirl outfits

[Anonymous No.10865614]

>>10865459
not him but OP is most likely a woman, as are most of the posters saying they like to see women get degraded or raped. Women consume more of this type of porn than men do.

[Anonymous No.10865617]

>>10865270
Egg foo young over fried rice
Bara

[Anonymous No.10865621]

>francesinha CARALHO!
>big ass

[Anonymous No.10865622]

>>10865270
Egg foo young over fried rice
Bara

[Anonymous No.10865629]

>>10865614
According to who?

[Anonymous No.10865631]

>>10865270
>Mac and cheese
>Hardcore BDSM, rape play, and kidnapping

[Anonymous No.10865636]

>>10865629
your mom. she likes it and she is fat enough to represent 75% of the women

[Anonymous No.10865637]

>Monkey-head soup
>Humongous asses

[Anonymous No.10865648]

>ice cream
>cutting/blood drawing (with knife)

[Anonymous No.10865662]

>>10865629
Data analysts who looked at a bunch of data from Pornhub.

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/bm9w7v/why-are-so-many-women-searching-for-ultra-violent-porn

[Anonymous No.10865664]

>>10865662
So you're saying I should start yelling FIRE FIRE in my bitch's ear?

[Anonymous No.10865669]

>>10865270
BBQ pork
Facesitting, 69

[Anonymous No.10865685]

>>10865662
Like I'm supposed to believe they know what is and isn't a woman. Bullshit

[Anonymous No.10865694]

>>10865685
you'd rather actually believe women when they say they don't like that stuff?

[Anonymous No.10865698]

>lasagna
>still multiple creampies
Hi, fellow hungry /biz/raeli

[Anonymous No.10865700]

>>10865685
yeah haha huge jewish corporations don't actually know anything about us like why would they lol

[Anonymous No.10865709]

>>10865694
I've talked to two prior GFs about it and both of them straight-up admitted to having a secret fantasy of being physically dominated by a rough/tough male figure, like a gangster or pirate.

[Anonymous No.10865718]

>>10865694
I don't care what women do or don't watch, all I know is they know fuck-all about the genders of their porn gazers

[Anonymous No.10865725]

>>10865718
Based on what? Simple assertions are for retards, make an argument

[Anonymous No.10865730]

this is the shittiest board on the 4chan

[Anonymous No.10865737]

>>10865709
yes, but they most likely don't tell that to many people.

[Anonymous No.10865742]

>Fried plantains
>Facesitting

[Anonymous No.10865743]

>>10865737
They blather it all over the internet. Have you ever glanced at tumblr?

[Anonymous No.10865745]

>>10865743
I meant irl

[Anonymous No.10865786]

>>10865662
Kinda makes the type of pornography more appealing knowing crazy sluts are flicking their beans to it

[Anonymous No.10865790]

>turkey club sandwich
>loving creampie

[Anonymous No.10865794]

>>10865786
I once met a female priest who told me that she masturbates to Hostel.
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10865799]

>>10865794
That's too much

[Anonymous No.10865802]

Curry

Teens (legal of course)

[Anonymous No.10865803]

patricians:
>>10865341
>>10865346
>>10865394
>>10865396
>>10865431

[Anonymous No.10865806]

>>10865270
>buffalowings
>male human to female furry transformation

[Anonymous No.10865808]

Toad in the hole.
Ass eating/anal gape.

[Anonymous No.10865847]

>>10865270
Oysters
Mfm

[Anonymous No.10865849]

>>10865847
gay

[Anonymous No.10865906]

>>10865489

Based

pantyhose fetish is easily the most patrician fetish

[Anonymous No.10865915]

>beans w/ rice
>feet

[Anonymous No.10865920]

>>10865270
>rice
>quicksand

[Anonymous No.10865924]

>steamed clams with garlic, olive oil and parsley
>balls deep prone bone anal while hugging from behind with creampie, feet/leg cuddles included

[Anonymous No.10865935]

>>10865737
>yes, but they most likely don't tell that to many people.
Well duh, it is a *secret* fantasy.

anyway I forgot to answer
Chili crab
Lingerie. Bonus points for a lady's bush being visible through the material. Also, dominant women using sex toys on a restrained man.

[Anonymous No.10865944]

>Taksari
>Seks

[Anonymous No.10865946]

>>10865292
>>10865344
>>10865346
>>10865383
>>10865394
>>10865395
>>10865396
>>10865397
>>10865402
>>10865431
>>10865441
>>10865475
Good


>>10865418
>>10865398
Special ED quality

>>10865423
The true patrician

>>10865621
>outing yourself on 4chan as a Portuguese

[Anonymous No.10865953]

>marbled rye reuben
>women shitting in diaper and masturbating

[Anonymous No.10865966]

I like massive tomahawk steaks and my fetish is fucking white supremacist women and telling them I'm actually 50% black after I bust a nut in their pussy and swap out their birth control for dollar store mints with no flavor.

[Anonymous No.10865972]

Ramen

A man exposing himself to a woman and the woman liking it and helping him out (hard to find real life videos of this, most real versions are "happy endings" and omegle videos)

[Anonymous No.10865974]

>munchy box
>lolicon

[Anonymous No.10865976]

>>10865394
Holy fucking kek anon. Thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.10865978]

>>10865270
>Unagi donburi
>Watersports

[Anonymous No.10865980]

>oxtail
>sounding

[Anonymous No.10865988]

>fried chicken
>huge ass
im not black

[Anonymous No.10865992]

>king crab legs
>cbt

[Anonymous No.10865997]

>pizza
>vaginas

[Anonymous No.10866000]

>>10865730
Easily

Lasagna
Enemas

[Anonymous No.10866012]

>>10865730

probably because its higher than average female userbase.

[Anonymous No.10866018]

>>10866012
>gib /ck/ gf

[Anonymous No.10866026]

>mushrooms
>kissing

[Anonymous No.10866030]

>>10865946
let him do it
portugal is more than based

[Anonymous No.10866038]

>>10865637
UMA DECLICIA

[Anonymous No.10866046]

>>10865270
>Tiramisu
>Tribadism

[Anonymous No.10866050]

>tikka masala
>Feeding

[Anonymous No.10866057]

>cake
>cake

[Anonymous No.10866059]

I should draw all of these plus the food but I'm too depressed now

>donburi
>ovipostion

[Anonymous No.10866072]

>>10865270
Stuffed cabbage rolls with mashed potatoes or large sliced knedliky

Loli incest.

[Anonymous No.10866077]

>>10865332
Max?

[Anonymous No.10866081]

>>10866050
yeee

[Anonymous No.10866105]

>>10865270

>broiled rib-eye served with a bearnaise sauce, sauteed mushrooms and steak fries
>pregnant women in time period specific attire

[Anonymous No.10866109]

Steak

Impregnation

[Anonymous No.10866110]

Chicken parm
underage

[Anonymous No.10866115]

SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT BALLS

FOOT FETISH

[Anonymous No.10866137]

Duck
Girls drinking their own piss

[Anonymous No.10866142]

>>10865270
Crab
Dickgirls (2D)

[Anonymous No.10866151]

>human females age 18-24
>cartoon pictures of fantastical beasts that are half dragon, half little girl, half hulking black man with a huge tentacle for a cock

[Anonymous No.10866152]

>bone-in ribeye
>throatfucking (no puking), submissive girls, slaping

[Anonymous No.10866170]

Tfw you realize ck has alot of pedos/lolicons
Me including
My brothers
We will soon all open a resturant and cook together for our young wives

[Anonymous No.10866174]

>>10866170
Men are naturally attracted to younger girls. Societal pressures just make them not admit it.

[Anonymous No.10866183]

>>10866170
>>10866174
Freaks

[Anonymous No.10866191]

>cincinatti chili dog
>japanese enema/scat

[Anonymous No.10866202]

>>10865270
>russian pierogi, well peppered
>tribadism

[Anonymous No.10866206]

>>10866105
Top tier taste. I applaud you.

[Anonymous No.10866216]

>>10866105
Anon, you've got some fucking weird ass taste and I respect that.

[Anonymous No.10866223]

>onion pakora
>a loving kiss on the lips followed by a good night's sleep

[Anonymous No.10866224]

>barszcz biały with kiełbasa
>one piece swimsuits/tanlines from one piece swimsuits

[Anonymous No.10866229]

>>10866174
Wrong. I know your type finds it hard to believe, because you always flare up when you're told, but there are a lot of people in the world who are simply nothing like you.

[Anonymous No.10866255]

>>10866170
I've always wondered how many women are into loli and shota. I've recently heard that rape and bestiality fetishes are somewhat popular with women, but I could have just heard that from someone blowing smoke up my ass.

[Anonymous No.10866263]

>>10866229
Yeah no shit I said "most". And I meant that in the way that most men find post-pubescent girls under the age of 18 attractive despite social taboos. Not talking about pedophiles specifically.
I should have been more specific.

[Anonymous No.10866288]

>>10866255
Women love shotacon. They won't admit it but they really do. A shota with a big dick is like their 2nd favourite fetish right after millionnaire surgeon general handsome charismatic and aggressive immortal vampire pirate.

[Anonymous No.10866300]

>>10866174
and women know this and try to use it to their advantage. they'll try as hard as they can to look 16 but if you look at a real 16 year old they'll call you a deviant.

[Anonymous No.10866333]

>>10866288
No, gross.

Probably I like bao the most.
Parasitism -> mind control, or maybe communicable transformation/corruption "diseases".

[Anonymous No.10866345]

>>10866333
>communicable transformation/corruption "diseases"
I'm sorry what? Please elaborate. Maybe an exhentai link will help me understand.

[Anonymous No.10866353]

Breakfast burgers
Impregnation (literally the only thing I get off to)
It's funny because breakfast burgers have eggs on them

[Anonymous No.10866358]

>>10866345
>>10866333
I second this. Transformation is a huge kink for me and that sounds really hot.

[Anonymous No.10866360]

>>10866229
Being attracted to any girl that has gone through puberty is completely natural

[Anonymous No.10866364]

>>10866353
its not funny at all

[Anonymous No.10866366]

>poutine
>bestiality

[Anonymous No.10866373]

stromboli
jockstraps

[Anonymous No.10866376]

>>10866345
>>10866358

There was a thread about it like last month, here's the archive.

https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/8029783/#8029783

I'm a huge sucker for transformation, parasites/symbiotes, and mind control / linking to hive minds.

[Anonymous No.10866378]

Mfw girls post here thinking they can fool us
1. Girls cant orgasm
2. Because of this they cant have fetishes
3. If you think I'm wrong;
A. You're a loser.
B. Girls' "orgasm" is just piss.
C. Look it up u homo

[Anonymous No.10866379]

>>10866366
if its anything but horse or dog you're a creep

[Anonymous No.10866380]

>>10866360
every sexual behavior that's ever been observed is natural.

[Anonymous No.10866388]

>>10866364
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.10866393]

>>10866376
Weird but intriguing.
I don't know if I could get off of non-human entities interacting with one another. But to each their own I guess.

>>10866378
>Girls cant orgasm
Got any sauce on that claim?

[Anonymous No.10866394]

>filet mignon rare with herb butter
>spanking

[Anonymous No.10866400]

>>10866394
spanking or getting spanked? one is hot and the other is creep

[Anonymous No.10866404]

>>10866393
Picture instead something that crawls into a girl's ear and controls her, making her pheremones go into overdrive. She fucks someone and spreads the parasites. The transformation makes breasts bigger and dicks longer, as well as turning everyone's hair X color or eyes Y color.

Can be as simple as that.

[Anonymous No.10866406]

>>10866380
That's true, but that's stretching the definition of "natural". Yes, there are deviant behaviors(not talking about the specific thing you are replying to) and there is the majority of behaviors.

Yes, atomic bombs are as natural as beaver dams. But necrophilia is not in the same way natural as normal sex is. It exists so it's "natural" but it's not __normal__.

[Anonymous No.10866412]

>>10866151
Are you a cannibal anon?

[Anonymous No.10866414]

>>10866404
I could dig that. I've always had a place in my heart for things like mind control, so I guess that's not far off.

[Anonymous No.10866415]

>>10866400
Both honestly, just the act itself, the power exchange is what's hot

[Anonymous No.10866417]

>>10866393
I've never seen it happen so I can be pretty certain

[Anonymous No.10866422]

>>10866414
Yeahp. I've always wanted to know what a dick felt like so a lot of what I look at winds up being spreading futanari stuff, but there's all kinda of stuff.

[Anonymous No.10866428]

>>10866406
It's strange that you think there's some limits on what's "natural" in a world where everything is nature. I remember what it was like to be an idealist. I'mma let you down easy and just tell you right up front that you'd better prepare yourself for your sudden realization that materialism is right.

[Anonymous No.10866435]

>lasagna
>true love

[Anonymous No.10866438]

>>10866422
So a parasite that makes you grow a dick? I actually read a pretty good hentai today with magic that made a girl rape another girl with a magical dick. Pretty good.

>>10866428
>>10866428
>It's strange that you think there's some limits on what's "natural"
There is no limit, that's why I talked about atomic bombs and beaver dams. I just think that "natural" is a pretty pointless word because it essentially means "all that is", which is a pretty useless distinction/category to use.
"normal" is a much more important distunction.

[Anonymous No.10866443]

>>10866406
but these things also exist in gradations of popularity. For a heterosexual man to be attracted to an 16 year old girl is very normal. 15 less common but pretty normal still, then 14 still less common, all the way down to babies.

[Anonymous No.10866445]

>>10866435
Gotta be the best one so far.
I feel you bro. I feel you.

[Anonymous No.10866448]

>>10866443
Yes, it is all ever smaller and smaller turtles down.

[Anonymous No.10866449]

>Sourdough bread
>missionary position

[Anonymous No.10866452]

>>10866438
Yeah, those are good. There's also stuff like where ingesting the sperm will make you grow one.

[Anonymous No.10866455]

>>10866448
kinky

[Anonymous No.10866458]

>>10866445
Whats killing me is my standards might be too high. I require true love + massive tits.

[Anonymous No.10866469]

>>10866458
I think you are aiming too high.
Because when you say "massive tits" I hear "massive perky tits" which do not exist. Massive tits are floppy not that erotic, moderation is the key my son. There is always a balance between perkiness and size.

Besides, all tits are created equal by The Creator. It's just that you appreciate the tits of the one you love the most.

[Anonymous No.10866472]

>>10866469
>"massive perky tits" which do not exist
lol fat roastie

[Anonymous No.10866474]

>>10866438
Judging people's sexual behavior by what's "normal" is pretty untenable at this point. Other than checking porn site traffic and asking people and hoping they'll pinky swear that they're telling the truth, how do you determine what's normal? And subsequently, how do you make any kind of "is-ought" distinction? If we want to define "natural" as a colloquialism for "normal" (or "common," if you will), wouldn't that pretty much put most of us out of that normalcy?

[Anonymous No.10866478]

>>10866452
The sperm of the parasite of someone controlled by the parasite? So you can just keep producing futanari rape-zombies?
Amazing.

>>10866472
You are thinking of fake tits, which are just bad.

[Anonymous No.10866483]

>>10866458
Is it too much to ask for a woman that loves me unconditionally and also treats me like the little girl I've always wanted to be?

[Anonymous No.10866484]

>>10866474
>how do you determine what's normal
You don't "determine" what's normal, you __enforce__ it.
It's like you know nothing of human history anon. Too much individualism is bad.

[Anonymous No.10866495]

>burgerking 2 for $6 spicy chickens
>shemale porn

[Anonymous No.10866497]

>>10865270

>sushi
>cuck and refugee(the "refugees" fucking/raping their way through Europe, defiling beautiful Aryan women).

They should come up with a term for the refugee stuff. I can't be the only with it

[Anonymous No.10866499]

>>10866497
You need to be shot in the head by right wing death squads.

[Anonymous No.10866500]

>>10865270
>favorite food
meat
>favorite fetish
vegan meat

[Anonymous No.10866501]

>>10865270
>Grilled Porterhouse
>hot iron branding

[Anonymous No.10866507]

>tomato sandwich
>handholding

[Anonymous No.10866509]

>>10866497
I think it's called globalism

[Anonymous No.10866512]

>>10866507
Fucking use spoiler tags you filthy degenerate. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.10866514]

>>10866507
Jesus christ dude keel that shit to yourself

[Anonymous No.10866520]

>>10866507
What the FUCK is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.10866523]

>MILFs
>vore

[Anonymous No.10866543]

>Pizza
>Strangulation

[Anonymous No.10866548]

Really mods? This gets a fucking pin but nothing when Jack died? God damn it this board is fucked.

[Anonymous No.10866560]

spaghetti
weight gain
>>10865339
mah nigga

[Anonymous No.10866574]

>>10866499

The irony is I'm about as far right as you can get and believe in the Ethnostate. I would literally give my life for those women, but my dick has a mind of it's own

[Anonymous No.10866582]

>>10866574
That's in a way even worse... I see no hope for you.

[Anonymous No.10866587]

>>10866509
top kek

[Anonymous No.10866590]

>>10866523
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.10866604]

>>10865319

look I know everyone's being honest and open about their sexual turn-ons but this is just disgusting and abhorrent

you should be ashamed, disgusting person

[Anonymous No.10866630]

>>10866548
:^)

[Anonymous No.10866637]

>>10866582
wait how is it worse?

[Anonymous No.10866788]

>>10865806
lol we get it, 2011 Twin fantasy was great but this isn't /mu/

[Anonymous No.10866818]

>cookies
>mind break (receiving)

I'm a degenerate tranny though so it just goes with the territory.

[Anonymous No.10866824]

>>10866818
Are you at the very least the cute kind of tranny?

[Anonymous No.10866833]

>>10865270
>soylent
>bm wf cuckolding

[a white guy +Ultra No.10866858]

>Pizza
>Public use

[Anonymous No.10866877]

>>10865270
>Tortellini with venison marinara
>Swimsuit titfuck

[Anonymous No.10866938]

>A rare new york strip steak, with sauteed onions and mushrooms
>Scat

[Anonymous No.10866945]

>>10866938
horrible

[Anonymous No.10866949]

Pork ribs or sushi

Creampies (i’m gay but I still watch straight porn because gay guys don’t know how to fucking shoot porn for some reason)

[Anonymous No.10866991]

>>10865953

Now this, this is a patrician post.

[Anonymous No.10866997]

>>10866938
I hope he's sipping fruity rum drinks.

[Anonymous No.10867031]

>Chiststollen
>Rope bondage

[Anonymous No.10867045]

>mashed potatoes
>same size vore

[Anonymous No.10867064]

>>10865270
>curry
>anal play

[Anonymous No.10867065]

>>10866949
so do you like imagine yourself as the girl? Or are you the guy but you imagine the girl as a dick? I'm confused

[Anonymous No.10867080]

>>10865636
Fucking BURN

[Anonymous No.10867090]

>>10865636
shots fired

[Anonymous No.10867093]

>>10865270
>a really quality burger with only the best toppings > a loving stable heterosexual monogamous relationship, rape, bdsm rough stuff humilating her, incest, lesbians swwapping and cum kissing, Hucows or animal roleplay, outdoors makes me diamonds irl but porn is meh, getting bitten/biting or licked/licking, breastfeeding

[Anonymous No.10867138]

>>10865629
*whom

[Anonymous No.10867146]

>>10867065
A little of both. I’ve dated women and a vagina is not the worst place to put your dick and shooting cum in a chick feels awesome, and on some level I still do find women attractive. I’m a Kinsey 5 so I still make exceptions every once in a while.

That being said, gay porn fucking stinks. Either Eastern European dudes groan out in broken English and thick accents “AUUUUGH I CUMMMMM” or the guy actually shooting the porn isn’t directing it well at all. The shots are terrible, they’re not great at actually displaying insertion and if they do it’s that awkward below the balls under-shot and that’s a shitty angle in any porn. The last time I tried to watch gay porn these two dudes were making out wearing matching fucking suits and I just imagined them as stock image models shaking hands 3 minutes before the porn started saying

“hello nice to meet you I do the business”
“I too do the business”
“excellent, shall we make fuck” “agreeable”

Bottom line (no pun intended): i’d rather take dick in the real world and watch someone involved with a decent studio take dick. Cum rules

[Anonymous No.10867147]

>>10867093
not to sound like a white knight but by monogamous relationship i mean some anakin skywalker shit where i'm monk-like in ignoring other women they don't exist to me and if she ever gives a hint of betrayal i go fucking insane

[Anonymous No.10867152]

>king crab
>grool

[Anonymous No.10867159]

>>10867147
basically i wish i was anakin skywalker kek

[Anonymous No.10867164]

>>10867146
>Kinsey
Pseudo science retard detected

[Anonymous No.10867169]

>>10865270
>sushi
>bdsm or latina maids

[Anonymous No.10867172]

>>10867147
>>10867159
I don’t know man - maybe there was a reason Anakin Skywalker got his shit wrecked so hard he had to be put in a custom made iron lung, there are good things about him but being weird made him lose his girlfriend in the first place

[Anonymous No.10867173]

>>10865394
kek

[Anonymous No.10867178]

>>10867164
I don’t actually subscribe to that sort of thing or thinking, it’s just a scale that exists and I used it as a hypothetical scale, but you’re right, I am retarded

[Anonymous No.10867185]

>>10867172
not the exact starwars plot just the general theme of anakin and padme lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqCVciEP5Cw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi4V3jObKWM

[Anonymous No.10867193]

>>10867172
not the exact starwars plot just the general theme of anakin and padme lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqCVciEP5Cw

[Anonymous No.10867206]

>>10867185
Oh, okay, I think I get it a little more now. That’s cool you got that in you to want to be there for someone, just don’t slice up younglings, a baby lightsaber is like a nerf bat

[Anonymous No.10867211]

>>10867206
ik it's cringey as fuck and the movies are trash but idk something just clicked in my mind when i watched it as a little kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFB5IPUgdvA

[Anonymous No.10867233]

>Steak
>Thick thighs and facesitting

[Anonymous No.10867237]

>>10867211
not to dig a deeper hole but when i was raped/molested when i was around four but my 26 year old second cousin so jaime and cersei always make me fuckin DIAMONDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLwOeYDRpY0 twincest/incest HNNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.10867250]

>>10867233
fantastic taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.10867257]

>>10865953
>reuben
>obsession with shit
*snap*
Yep, this one's going in my Jew compilation.

[Anonymous No.10867268]

>>10866548
Based

[Anonymous No.10867269]

>>10865270
Anything sweet, but if I had to choose, I would pick cookies
Giantess and feet

[Anonymous No.10867275]

>>10866548
KEK

[Anonymous No.10867284]

>>10865396
I had a gif of apu spanking an anime naked aproned anime girl but I lost it :(

[Anonymous No.10867290]

>>10867284
Lewd

[Anonymous No.10867295]

>>10865924
>>balls deep prone bone anal while hugging from behind with creampie, feet/leg cuddles included
Literally just did this last night with gf. Overrated desu

[Anonymous No.10867342]

>>10867146
>that triple pun
it's a shame you didn't intend it, that's really good

[Anonymous No.10867378]

>>10865270
>pizza
>vore, as pred

[Anonymous No.10867455]

>>10865270
>creampie
>creampies

[Anonymous No.10867459]

Blueberries and strawberries
Loving someone for years so you can break their heart in such a way it leaves them a shell of a person

[Anonymous No.10867464]

>>10865398
Plz b real

[Anonymous No.10867485]

>poutine
>transformation, specifically dude human -> girl furry

[Anonymous No.10867509]

>eel
>slavery

[Anonymous No.10867522]

>>10867509
fits, oddly.

[Anonymous No.10867624]

Sushi
Bondage

[Anonymous No.10867632]

>>10867485
You.
I like you.

[Anonymous No.10867664]

Chocolate pudding.
Eating ass.

[Anonymous No.10867666]

>>10867664
Do people reay do this or is it just a meme. It sounds absolutely repulsive.
And if so how the fuck is shit like scat and piss taboo but not that disgusting act?

[Anonymous No.10867669]

>>10867666
I assure you that people really do this.

[Anonymous No.10867671]

>>10867666
Well, in a perfect world the woman is fresh out of the shower. But the nitty gritty is taint sweat and poop particles as far as you can get your tounge.

[Anonymous No.10867674]

>>10867671
As someone who literally enjoys 2D scat that sounds like the most disgusting thing you could do sexually short of eating shit directly.
Maybe because unlike what I like it's...tangible.

[Anonymous No.10867678]

>>10867666
>>10867671
>>10867674
you havnt met someone you really care about. one day youll understand what true lust feels like, with any luck.

[Anonymous No.10867681]

>>10867674
Eat up buddy

[Anonymous No.10867683]

Chinese style roast duck or goose
Twink bondage/rape by older men

[Anonymous No.10867684]

Shrimp Scampi
Pegging

[Anonymous No.10867699]

>tfw can't pick favorite food bc love food
>tfw can't pick favorite fetish bc kinky fuck

[Anonymous No.10867703]

>>10867699
Just pick a random two anon, it's ok.

[Anonymous No.10867704]

>>10867699
If you really loved food you'd know
If you where actually kinky youd know what really does it for you
fake piece of shit

[Anonymous No.10867716]

>>10867704
b-but I love cooking all sorts of meals and I'm in an actual BDSM relationship...

>>10867703
I guess I'll have to go with snow crab legs and BDSM. If that is too vague a fetish, I'll go with one of my true blue "fetishes," impregnation. Or panties. They're pretty neck and neck.

[Anonymous No.10867718]

>>10867716
I do not care what you are, split haired, spineless worm. Sounds like you need a better relationship if you cant decide on a bets dish or fetish. Maybe you arent good enough for pleasure?

[Anonymous No.10867736]

>>10867718
now hold up there sonny, I'm the dom. I've made all my subs make the big cums. my current sub is also my partner and we're in a loving relationship where we cook meals together and go out to try new foods. picking a favorite from a wealth of experiences is no easy matter. all food, when prepared at its best, is tasty and delicious.

[Anonymous No.10867749]

>>10867736
>im the dom
the fact you need to tell me that means you arent but i chuckled either way.
If you have nothing that stands out then youre milquetoast and a shit partner, whatever relationship you feel you have.

[Anonymous No.10867766]

>tendies
>sonic the hedgehog lewds

[Anonymous No.10867805]

Wendy's crispy chicken sandwich (like McChicken but better)
Hidden camera footage of a man getting a massage then a handjob (no commercially produced staged shit and it has to be a full massage AND a handjob, not just the handjob or a short massage and sex)

[Anonymous No.10867808]

>>10865319
coitus not cunnilingus you heathen

[Anonymous No.10867820]

>>10867808
>correcting someone that wasnt wrong
sort of makes you wrong and an asshole huh?

[Anonymous No.10867826]

>>10867749
>implying
we do p much every kink we have together senpai and I'm not the one who's collared. it is just hard to rate what's my favorite bc I've got about ten to twelve ole reliables. it's not easy to pick when it's real bc a scene with all my fetishes can be just as good as slow, sensual love making after watching a movie while cuddling.

[Anonymous No.10867829]

>>10867826
I do not doubt someone that has to reiterate his role in the bedroom has no strong feelings on the subject. Really, could care less.

[Anonymous No.10867832]

>chili verde
>brap

[Anonymous No.10867842]

>Hawaiian pizza
>getting railed up the ass

[Anonymous No.10867852]

>>10867842
most realistic one so far

[Anonymous No.10867855]

>>10865270
Noodles / pasta / pho / noodle soups
Traps

[Anonymous No.10867876]

>Sashimi
>Girls wearing diapers
I have been attracted to it all my life and don't know why

[Anonymous No.10867893]

>prosciutto
>choking a girl in a one-piece swimsuit, she is fairly thicc with a nice ass and smallish tits, she playfully resists the domination at first but eventually gives in

[Anonymous No.10867969]

>>10867893
>Big ass
>Small tits
My man

[Anonymous No.10867976]

Ice cubes.
Hands free ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.10868013]

>>10865270
>>10865291
>>10865346
>>10865332
based
for me it's
>costco hotdog
>pale thighs

[Anonymous No.10868041]

>>10865270
Sushi (teriyaki chicken rolls)

Gentle femdom

[Anonymous No.10868048]

>>10865357
Which one's the fetish?

[Anonymous No.10868054]

>>10865495
Daaaaddyyyyyy I want macdonawds!

[Anonymous No.10868068]

>>10866288
Speak for yourself!

My number one fantasy is tentacle rape

[Anonymous No.10868076]

>>10866495
IT'S CALLED FUTA YOU SLUT

[Anonymous No.10868101]

>>10865270
chilli and pepperoni pizza, thin and pan fried.
short haired girls.

[Anonymous No.10868107]

>>10865270
>panini
>sluts

[Anonymous No.10868132]

>>10866788
underrated

[Anonymous No.10868149]

>>10867093
>>10867147
>>10867159
was it autism?

[Anonymous No.10868155]

>>10865270
>Lobster roll or Crab
>JOI

[Anonymous No.10868176]

>snails
>rape

[Anonymous No.10868215]

>tomato soup
>An early 30's woman whom after one too many miscarriages has gone crazy, become a hermit and kidnapped me because she thinks I'm her son that never made it. She keeps me handcuffed to her bed and breastfeeds me from her enormous tits and rapes me when the skin-to-skin contact turns her on. The more I talk to her the more she heals mentally, eventually becoming lucid enough to realize what she's doing. But we date anyway and discover how compatible we are. We marry and adopt some white kids since her poison womb is no good. Things in the bedroom stay pretty much the same and she's always a little too attached to me.
>the soup has cheese crackers in it

[Anonymous No.10868227]

>tendies
>jerked off in a dentist's chair or similar furniture by a nurse whose breasts are casually resting on my face

[Anonymous No.10868231]

>>10866637
>cuckoldry in EVROPA high command
>"how is it worse"

[Anonymous No.10868258]

>>10865270
He cute

[Anonymous No.10868271]

Pasta
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin's clothes

[Anonymous No.10868275]

>>10865270

>any food with drugs or booze in it
>a beautiful pale petite woman comforting me from my mental problems so I don't have to use drugs so often

[Anonymous No.10868290]

>>10865270
>pizza
>wetlook

[Anonymous No.10868291]

>>10865346
>chicken fried steak. >girls shitting themselves

[Anonymous No.10868294]

>>10868013
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.10868406]

>large uncut sandwiches, any kind; love em all
>femdom humiliation

>>10866376
A huge sucker for parasites? kek hope that was intentional

[Anonymous No.10868409]

>>10865270
Frogpost free food and not frogposting.

[Anonymous No.10868411]

>>10867976
A man of taste

[Anonymous No.10868428]

>>10867829
>could care less
Oh, so you care a bit? neck yourself you fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.10868452]

>>10865441
To bad they are almost always done laproscopically now

[Anonymous No.10868471]

>dragonfruit salad
>mechanical tentacles

[Anonymous No.10868474]

>>10868215
10/10 buddy. 10/10.

[Anonymous No.10868494]

Sushi
Xenophilia

>>10868076
Shemales and futa are different. Usually a shemale is basically a tranny, but futas are feminine hermaphrodites.

[Anonymous No.10868495]

>>10865270
>make a thread about "favourite album and favourite food" get banned for 24 hours and thread deleted for off topic
>this thread hits 300 replies
Fuck you janny cucks. Go on and ban me again if it makes you feel good about your pathetic life. Saged btw

[Anonymous No.10868502]

>>10868495
Well yeah I mean this is actually funny and interesting, no one gives a shit about which prog band you burn your eggs to

[Anonymous No.10868505]

Sausage sandwich
Shemales

[Anonymous No.10868514]

>>10867295
You just have bad taste, or you have bad technique or "chemistry"

[Anonymous No.10868522]

Fried Eggs with a Tortilla
Thigh Fucking

[Anonymous No.10868525]

Raw octopus
Femdom

[Anonymous No.10868531]

>>10866435
Patrician if by lasagna you mean homemade by an Italian grandma.

Also, I read your post further down, if you like cowtits then that ruins your taste. Perky B cup is patrician.

[Anonymous No.10868553]

The fuck?
Is this a /b/ raid or something?
How the fuck can a disgusting fetish thread this absurdly thinly veiled even still be alive here on a blue board?
Have mods just given up?
This is really what we need, another /b/..

[Anonymous No.10868554]

>>10868531
tits in no form are a "fetish", and childlike b cups are illegal you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.10868565]

Pizza with tomato sauce, sauce hollandaise, cheese and sucuk sausage

CUTE girlfeet

[Anonymous No.10868708]

>pretzels
>fatfur

[Anonymous No.10868709]

>>10868554
>b cups are ilegal

[Anonymous No.10868725]

pasta
mating press for the purpose of impregnation

[Anonymous No.10868728]

Omlette
[spoiler]i want my brother to impregnate me

[Anonymous No.10868802]

>>10865396
You're a good guy, inside and out.

[Anonymous No.10868872]

>Pepper steak with red wine sauce
>Clothed handjob

[Anonymous No.10869005]

>>10868728
Fags can't get pregnant

[Anonymous No.10869012]

>>10868553
Sounds like someone needs a good throatfuck 'n' puke

[Anonymous No.10869128]

>>10865924
Make it teen girl as well and you have the most patrician fetish

[Anonymous No.10869316]

>>10869005
Im a girl tho

[Anonymous No.10869328]

>>10868428
Only took you five hours, keep at it champ. Im sure one day your self perceived title will match even a little about your actual personality.

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.10869335]

>McDonald's or lamb chops

>Furry

[Anonymous No.10869345]

>>10869335
>tripfag and furry
Why havent you ended yourself

[Anonymous No.10869347]

>>10869345
he has /trash/ why die when he is already in heaven?

[Anonymous No.10869684]

>pasta carbonara(with cream)
>BBC interacial(any kind)

[Anonymous No.10869894]

>Raclette
>Enjoying nature with the GF

[Anonymous No.10870857]

>Italian sausage with pasta coated in tomato sauce and veggies.
>Girls actively moaning and enjoying getting rammed hard