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>> No.10854567

why does he keep looking at the camera like that

>> No.10854583

thread reported :^)

>> No.10854592

Because he's not often filmed while he cooks sustenance food for poor people

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You guys like eggs. I'm going to post everything egg I have.

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Why are bartenders such cunts?

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>> No.10854702

Wow, he can do what a food processor can do but he does it in ten times the time. Awesome.

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>> No.10854727

>4chan mystified by a man whose livelihood has depended on making egg sandwiches with minimal effort for years

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>> No.10854730

great movie

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>> No.10854765

>runny yolk

That's undercooked.

>> No.10854768

If it's not runny it's undercooked faggot.

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>> No.10854778

Incredible. The avocado and the egg combined to create something not as good as either.

>> No.10854780

It made me uncomfortable and self-conscious.

>> No.10854790

10/10 waifu material
whats with the groid though?

>> No.10854793

Wowie, sir!

>> No.10854800

and lose a finger in the process

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>only 36 egg
Ur liek a baby watch dis

>> No.10854933

He didn't eat the shells.

>> No.10854934

>non-centered sliced
This is more upsetting than i like to admit

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happy holiday everyone

>> No.10854939

It's funny because I don't work out and look just as fit as he does. Possibly he could lift more than I can, but in the real world nobody really cares.

>> No.10854971

Guinness isn't even a good beer

>> No.10854977

Not based

>> No.10854983

Reddit: the Celebration

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>> No.10855130

I don't understand it either
even though they make up a good percentage of the world's population people think it's virtuous to make more of them

>> No.10855255


>Found video on youtube
>Over million views

It..it's just a man making an egg sandwich though.

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post the link nigga

>> No.10855289

That's how bad they got there assess kicked in WW2.
They are a nation of blurry genitaled "men" and autistic submissive women.
God bless the bomb and God bless America.

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god i wish that were me

>> No.10855352

Wtf did I just watch

>> No.10855366

How does he get the ball out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10855369


>> No.10855375

>mayo and corn
>almost no sauce
>that "cheese"
what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.10855433

its awesome but overrated

>> No.10855441

why do they look so scared

>> No.10855444

They're protecting the eggs

>> No.10855486

finally, some good fucking food

>> No.10855504


>> No.10855689

she's chinese you racist white loser

>> No.10856080

womp womp

>> No.10856099

Are you implying the Chinese didn't lose in WWII?

>> No.10856105

what is that?

>> No.10856109

they seriously couldnt find any better way?

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>> No.10856140

A lil syrup on Hawaiian pizza is something would try.

>> No.10856159

Wrong file name. You had one job, anon. Just go ahead and kys

>> No.10856234

ah, the garbage-fueled oven

>> No.10856283


>> No.10856300

hablas brasileiro?

>> No.10856305

I like this webm. Dude seems cool.

>> No.10856359

What's up with the plastic looking cheese squares I keep seeing in american food webms?

>> No.10856366

they're plastic looking cheese squares, what's so hard to understand?

>> No.10856390

More like cheesy looking plastic squares.

>> No.10856394

We love cheap plastic crap. Even to eat

>> No.10856395

It's funny because you are still more unhealthy than him you sedentary piece of shit.

>> No.10856412

Good, but the greentext did say a bowll of eggs not a plate

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>> No.10856429

i'm getting some pornographic vibes from this

>> No.10856437

>1 lb of sugar
oh no no no

>> No.10856450

This makes me want to perform acts of physical violence.

>> No.10856459

this may be the soyest thing i've ever seen
and i'm an avowed soyboy

>> No.10856464

Not surprising coming from an incel

>> No.10856469

Avocado everything is why you can't afford a house you shithead

>> No.10856526

Where did he get the eggs from

>> No.10856543

he made them

>> No.10856553

you mean ... he lays them?

>> No.10856567

so that's how they make cans

>> No.10856660

Egg status: not rekt

>> No.10856676


How egg get out without break man?

>> No.10856682

>Aly Weisman

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>> No.10856895

chinks are subhumans

>> No.10856914

this dish should be illegal

>> No.10857032

The Dutch eat it, it's basically cake sprinkles on bread.

It's fucking weird and I don't get it.

>> No.10857038

Escape hatch in the bottom of the glass

>> No.10857054

>starting a thread with egg fort man
>no file name
>putting text in your post
Just stop posting please.

>> No.10857103

Yep. There it is. The dumbest thing.

Only way this could be worse was if the pizza had bees on.

>> No.10857139

How do they make it so fluffy? Beat the whites to a meringue first?

>> No.10857156

oh lord I can feel my arteries clogging up from here

>> No.10857178

Squat form is unmatched ass through grass

>> No.10857181

They feed their chickens ******.

>> No.10857188

You Jealous

>> No.10857216
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Curses, net neutrality revocation!

>> No.10857223

I just don't understand how that's a fetish for some people. That's one of the few that fully confuses me.

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>> No.10857338

What's the movie though?

>> No.10857549

>best bartender
>licks corn syrup off hands whilst pouring
hell to the naw

>> No.10857563

The greatest bartenders have a sip of your cocktail before serving it to you.

>> No.10857608

ah, the retards who exterminated all of their sparrows and caused a famine that killed over 20 million?

>> No.10857655

>*sound on*

Kek. I went to the one at Mont-Saint-Michel and it was pretty overrated. Really wanted to take home one of the giant pans they cook them in, though.

>> No.10857665

god of cookery

>> No.10857692

>this person thinks it makes sense to make a youtube channel about cooking

>> No.10857723

unless you've had it in Ireland. Then its unironically the best beer there is

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>> No.10857753

Both dark beers I've tried so far (Guiness and another) were bland as fuck
Is it because all others available are shit? Or is the water special?

>> No.10857758

>>10857032 you sound like a fat burger

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>> No.10857827

he's probably like "why the fuck is this person filming me"

>> No.10857851

what a lady

>> No.10857859

It's because you'll get bashed if you say anything else.

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>> No.10857880

>on fries

>> No.10857911

kek, makes sense

>> No.10857924

What's with knife tapping? I do this shit, too. I always tap the spine though, not the edge. It's a fucking compulsion. I flip my knife around and tap it a few times.

>> No.10857942

yeah its same with me, just like a nervous tick i picked up working in a kitchen. i use it to kinda adjust my grip and make sure the blade is square in my hand.

>> No.10857943

>how to not poop for 2 days

>> No.10857973

dangerous and slower than just doing it on a cutting board. nifty though

>> No.10858023

>using the lime juicer wrong

>> No.10858063

american """""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is literalley plastic

>> No.10858113

Are there raw or hard boiled?

>> No.10858139

Probably it removes the oil from her face without smearing the makeup.

>> No.10858149

fucking give me the god damned ice cream turkfag

>> No.10858161

This girl is a fucking faggot

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>> No.10858191

w-why are the eggs green?

>> No.10858202

The West has been spending hundreds of billions in the past decades trying to turn Sub-Sahara Africa into the next China and still nothing grows there despite them having the most fertile and rich in mineral soil in the world. What do you think?

>> No.10858213

Now that's what I call an egg sandwich!

>> No.10858224

Wow never seen this thread and THESE webms before!

Surly the Egg King lol xD

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>> No.10858238

rofl did he just punch right through the dough right in the beginning?

>> No.10858246

Don't they eat the poison as well? The cooking just gets rid of it?

>> No.10858256

That looks fucking grim man.
His cuts aren't even particularly good and what the fuck was that cheese?

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>> No.10858332

love the expression in the end...
>oh yeah, this is so good, so much better than us white peoples fried eggs, we truly have lost our connection with mother nature we have so much to learn from you peoples

>> No.10858338

>200 avocados a day
They're gonna be out of business soon. That means they're probably doing 100 customers a day, tops.

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Secret recipe my hairy ass, it's all here

boiled for too long

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>3 patties
>4 slices

>> No.10858463

Enzyme based venom almost always breaks down when exposed to heat. Not sure if that spider's venom is enzyme-based or not though.

>> No.10858477

Nearly any venom breaks down with heat if it is protein-based, which as far as I know is all of them. The only toxins which are not broken down via heat are those elemental in nature like lead, arsenic, or those which have very robust chemical structures which heat does not effect.

>> No.10858546

This is just filthy, should be in a food gore thread

>> No.10858556

What a waste of time

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>> No.10858596

I wanna fuck the chick in pink like damn

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>> No.10858622

>animal planet

>> No.10858626

More than a little gay

>> No.10858644
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>Compares the most expensive potato chip per chip to foie gras per pound
That shit would be way different if it was scaled correctly I'm sure you don't buy a single fucking potato chip

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>Cholesterol 3025%
My sides

>> No.10858660

>look at me bitches i'm so impressive
you're not impressive at all and no on will ever fuck you

>> No.10858662

Fucking retarded

>> No.10858669

This is a blacked.com porno

>> No.10858682

>that look he gives the guy while think fuck I gotta eat some if that it's gonna taste like dirt
>That end face when it takes like unseasoned overcooked egg and sand

>> No.10858686

>gives the guy while think fuck
I can't parse these non-words

>> No.10858692

Those yokes are HUEG

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That shit looks burnt in spots

>> No.10858707

>What do Wakandan's eat?

The video should just be nothing, wtf

>> No.10858709

it was all going great and then the stupid faggot had to show up

>> No.10858748

Literally no difference

>> No.10858757

Because you can't teach stupid

>> No.10858767

It's a D&C Jew, nips are honorary whites

>> No.10858823

You're talking to someone that'll never talk back you fucking loser.

>> No.10859065

fuck you hagelslag is amazing

>> No.10859156

Are there any more? I'm rather enjoying these.

>> No.10859183

What the hell that's alot of spices in this recipe.

>> No.10859204

Best for showmanship, but not necessarily for efficiency. You could steep many liters of the herb flavored portion for storage in the form of bitters, then produce a drink with an identical flavor profile in a fraction of the time.

>> No.10859213

But if it's not done fresh then it's not as good.

>> No.10859228

That depends on the spirit and the herbs. As long as you can keep the bitters from interacting with oxygen very much, they're going to be very stable.

>> No.10859231

I think he just ducks under the counter to get out

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>> No.10859253

How egg he does uhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhh

>> No.10859289

Happy Fourth!

>> No.10859317

>obvious collar in two of three of the videos
it looks like someone enjoys humiliation in more than one sense

>> No.10859340

What's up with all the salt in this one??

>> No.10859377

I never really paid much attention to it, but is the guy in the foreground eating raw egg shooters?

>> No.10859387

I just checked, I think they're cooked to where the white is mostly set but the yolk is still at the consistency of a thin yogurt.

>> No.10859408

Kraft® Singles

>> No.10859439

I don't think so. They're not melting nearly evenly enough, and that's the entire fucking point of Kraft Singles.

>> No.10859472

why are those boys wearing make up?

>> No.10859475

In one minute, this pissed off guy makes the greatest egg, onion, and pepper sandwich in history. Learn to do this and you will always have a fall back position. I've tried it. It's good shit.

>> No.10859485

But why.
Avocado doesn't even taste, it's just fatty squishy nothing whose only claim to fame is that it's not an animal product.

>> No.10859487

anyone working in television or in front of a camera wears make up to reduce the reflection on their skin from the lights, so there's nothing gay about them if that's what you're implying

>> No.10859489

>Avocado doesn't even taste
how many packs a day of cigs are you up to lad?

>> No.10859511

Mfw indonesians do this because dutch occupied them for decades

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>> No.10859544

absolute unit

>> No.10859549

OCD or tourette's, more like. Autism isn't the only diagnosis available.

>> No.10859573

I think I just turned vegan

>> No.10859577

As a yurofag
This american display make me hard
well done

>> No.10859579

I think you were always secretly a faggot

>> No.10859580

It's obviously medium, moron.

>> No.10859611

Shit like this is why Mexico is fatter than the US now.

>> No.10859634

They're all jews, every single one of them in this video is jewish

>> No.10859648

most reddit thing i've ever seen

>> No.10859680

That's pretty good for a small cafe in what looks like a mall.

>> No.10859825

This is peak avocado

>> No.10859838

That was always the most mystifying part of the video for me.

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>> No.10859904

who needs porn when you have this

>> No.10859924

>evaporated milk

nani the fuck

>> No.10859947

>she's 4'9" or 1.44 meters tall
>he's barely taller than her
literally a 5 foot manlet

>> No.10860071

fucking subhumans, at least kill the dolphin before you cut it apart for viagra

>> No.10860129

THAT'S what you're gonna comment?
Considering the FULL spectrum of stuff that's done wrong, you focus on solely the fact the completely obliterated meatballs are put on fries?
I don't believe you're real

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>> No.10860173

What have we become?

>> No.10860220

is that Ofenschluper? If so thats a lot of work for a dish that simple

>> No.10860222

Lmao no they did not you fucking retard

>> No.10860232

I've just kind of thought about it as like when you throw a few jabs while you're boxing before you start trying out combos

>> No.10860234

This is your brain on /pol/

>> No.10860250

More like...
>Jesus fucking Christ these people spend 3 hours cooking an egg no wonder it took 40,000 years for us to get this far

>> No.10860321

She's so Jewish looking that it's honestly off-putting.

>> No.10860339

This dude’s face pisses me off. I’d punch him if I ever saw him then break all of his eggs.

>> No.10860392

It's pretty much testing the waters. I do the same when I want to hammer something, people do it before actually swinging when golfing etc.

>> No.10860393

t. turbo autist

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>> No.10860527

>How Italians integrated into american society

>> No.10860568

new egg master?

>> No.10860577

This is one of those sissy hypnosis vids

>> No.10860592

>there's nothing gay about them
stop ruining my fantasies

>> No.10860678

In awe at the size of this frau
Uber unit

>> No.10860690

Holy fuck, I think I'm in love

>> No.10860706

Its a carbon steel pan and he just cooks the egg and toasts the bread.

But what you are over looking is the time he heats up the pan with some oil

For breakfast smear some oil on a pan and warm it up for 5 mins or so. Not on blazing high heat but just let the oil set to the metal.

Then cool the pan a second, add butter and then add your eggs.

Your eggs will never stick if you do this they will slide around.

His slide around because he cooks eggs in the same pan all day.

Its all about the seasoning of the pan.

>> No.10860895

>Peanutbutter and chocolate
What's wrong with this? It sounds good and I hate fairy bread.

>> No.10860930

how crack eggs without breaking?

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>> No.10861142

I hate that faggot's face so much, looking at those "sausages" as if they were dicks.

>> No.10861146

actually? sauce me bro

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>> No.10861177

>everything is just sitting there, hot af
That's a no for me dawg, also looks like shit and cooked with litteral garbage as fuel

>> No.10861180

Get the fuck out of here you cunt

>> No.10861185

looks pretty good desu

>> No.10861195

Fairy bread is shit mate. Fuck you and fuck your mum, tell her never to serve them at parties ever again.

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>> No.10861239

I don't get it

>> No.10861246

I wish I got it.
And I by "it" I mean her ass while I was pushing her face into them donuts and pulling on the choker 'round her neckiweck.

>> No.10861256

do motherfuckers really be eating green, hard as a rock avocados like that?

>> No.10861267

Post pic of your hand please.

>> No.10861301

jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.10861373

Is every bartender in Japan of note a westaboo?

Him and the Ice Diamond guy...

>> No.10861381

Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.10861392

these are fucking terrible ideas

>> No.10861427

>wypipo always be stealin' and addin' weird shit to food like raisins
>culturally appropriates Indian poople food
>throws pomegranates and cashews on top because fuck you that's why
>said it was Wakanda food, a place that doesn't exist
They stole culture, did shit they mock, fucked it up and made shitty food, and it was all for a fictional place made by nonblack people to celebrate black heritage.

Just post curry, for fuck's sake.

>> No.10861463

It's brazil

>> No.10861469

>underdeveloped third world peasant country suffers from famines every ten years or so on the dot for the few centuries
>but this particular one was caused by killing sparrows
i guess if it suits your narrative go wild

>> No.10861477

it's about getting views
if you can't compete with actual chefs, then go fucking nuts and get views of people laughing at you

>> No.10861544

American """"""""cuisine"""""""".
Only an Amerifat Amerimutt could both burn the outside, yet leave it raw in a middle.


>> No.10861578

People don't know about hagelslag?
Here in Flanders it's called "muizenstrontjes", which translate as "mouse shit". It's just chocolate in the shape of little mouse turds.

>> No.10861598

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know webm. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a 3rd world street food vendor. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.10861685

Because like most street food merchants he's probably shitting himself with suspicion that this footage is going to be used to incriminate him somehow for selling food cooked in unsanitary conditions

>> No.10861707

A few months ago there was a 'ck approved movies' thread.
A while ago I watched 'eat drink man woman', I never expected to enjoy a drama this much.
And last week I tried 'god of cookery', I wasn't convinced in the beginning, but I couldn't stop watching either, so bad it was good. Znd last quarter or so it really got going.
So, thanks for the recommendations, you beautiful basterds.

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>> No.10861745

>scrape vanilla
>look at knife
>fucking throw the entire thing in anyways

nani the fuck would you do this

>> No.10861772

Fuckin this. Was exactly what I was going to say.

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>> No.10861827

Hollanders are too lazy to spread Nutella so they claim cake-sprinkling-chocolate, half of which falls out of your sandwich as you eat, is better anyway

>> No.10861880

lick my dickcheese faggot, my egg webm was very topical, as I've given two very helpful replies to some egg related questions. fucking lick my asshairs while I'm farting you retarded piece of shit

>> No.10861909

based ʸᵘᵐᵐʸposter

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>> No.10861979

I wanna fuck those cheesecakes...

>> No.10862139

>putting donuts around my dick and have her gently mush them

>> No.10862141

god I love her and her insta. what a hero

>> No.10862145

this is the best food gif ever. fight me

>> No.10862439

i was talking about jamie oliver

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