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Webm thread Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:17:57 2018 No.10854491 [Reply] [Original]

How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:18:45 2018 No.10854494 >>10854491 egg?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:44:43 2018 No.10854567 >>10854491 why does he keep looking at the camera like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:50:55 2018 No.10854583 thread reported :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:55:50 2018 No.10854592 >>10854567 Because he's not often filmed while he cooks sustenance food for poor people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 03:57:17 2018 No.10854596 File: 2.96 MB, 480x256, 1530022887093.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:11:57 2018 No.10854622 >>10854491 Eg. Hao.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:24:22 2018 No.10854637 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, 1518629018045.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:24:35 2018 No.10854638 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Egg ball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys like eggs. I'm going to post everything egg I have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:25:00 2018 No.10854639 File: 2.67 MB, 950x542, 1529883802555.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:25:09 2018 No.10854640 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:26:49 2018 No.10854648 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:27:23 2018 No.10854649 File: 2.77 MB, 640x640, 1505851608983.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:27:24 2018 No.10854650 File: 2.86 MB, 640x642, sleepy bear egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:27:57 2018 No.10854651 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, avocado egg thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:28:00 2018 No.10854652 File: 2.37 MB, 640x640, 1509856528770.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:29:36 2018 No.10854660 File: 2.17 MB, 640x640, scrambled egg nog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:30:10 2018 No.10854663 File: 2.93 MB, 960x540, fish eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:30:42 2018 No.10854666 File: 753 KB, 400x400, eggcelent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:32:12 2018 No.10854668 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 1514301213406.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:33:23 2018 No.10854673 File: 2.33 MB, 480x480, 1522869412236.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:33:59 2018 No.10854674 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, 1507013704891.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:34:33 2018 No.10854675 >>10854668 >>10854668 fuck

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:35:10 2018 No.10854679 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x720, 1507631506966.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:35:17 2018 No.10854680 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Perfect Pint.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854674 Why are bartenders such cunts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:35:44 2018 No.10854682 File: 2.87 MB, 424x418, 1503091646934.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:36:19 2018 No.10854684 File: 2.89 MB, 852x480, 1512191991236.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:39:43 2018 No.10854697 File: 1.62 MB, 240x426, 1505686446518.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:40:17 2018 No.10854698 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, you don't have to explain what happened.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:41:26 2018 No.10854702 >>10854697 Wow, he can do what a food processor can do but he does it in ten times the time. Awesome.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:48:21 2018 No.10854716 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, Gumball Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854715

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:49:13 2018 No.10854719 File: 2.42 MB, 480x480, 1508838130441.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:51:33 2018 No.10854726 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1529092351857.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:51:47 2018 No.10854727 >>10854491 >4chan mystified by a man whose livelihood has depended on making egg sandwiches with minimal effort for years

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:52:10 2018 No.10854728 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, 1524649452089.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:52:44 2018 No.10854730 >>10854596 great movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:52:46 2018 No.10854731 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, 1503450130573.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:53:22 2018 No.10854733 File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, 1521170544198.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:55:48 2018 No.10854741 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, This webm is soda pressing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854736

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:56:18 2018 No.10854742 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, 1516422856877.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:56:51 2018 No.10854748 File: 1.59 MB, 240x320, 1526035429111.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:57:26 2018 No.10854749 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1519086762174.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 04:58:49 2018 No.10854753 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Michael Phelps Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:06:47 2018 No.10854765 >>10854651 >runny yolk That's undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:08:08 2018 No.10854768 >>10854765 If it's not runny it's undercooked faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:11:08 2018 No.10854773 File: 2.96 MB, 500x280, Most Expensive Food2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854768 Overcooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:12:31 2018 No.10854778 >>10854651 Incredible. The avocado and the egg combined to create something not as good as either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:13:32 2018 No.10854780 >>10854567 It made me uncomfortable and self-conscious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:18:10 2018 No.10854790 >>10854671 10/10 waifu material whats with the groid though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:23:53 2018 No.10854793 >>10854655 Wowie, sir!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 05:27:56 2018 No.10854800 >>10854702 and lose a finger in the process

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 06:50:56 2018 No.10854930 File: 1011 KB, 1536x8000, Ve28V7s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854640 >only 36 egg Ur liek a baby watch dis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 06:54:01 2018 No.10854933 >>10854930 He didn't eat the shells.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 06:54:31 2018 No.10854934 >>10854658 >non-centered sliced This is more upsetting than i like to admit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 06:57:23 2018 No.10854938 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, 4th of july.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] happy holiday everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 06:57:41 2018 No.10854939 >>10854930 It's funny because I don't work out and look just as fit as he does. Possibly he could lift more than I can, but in the real world nobody really cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 07:16:49 2018 No.10854971 >>10854680 Guinness isn't even a good beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 07:19:53 2018 No.10854977 >>10854491 >Filename Not based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 07:23:35 2018 No.10854983 >>10854938 Reddit: the Celebration

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 07:51:59 2018 No.10855040 File: 1.32 MB, 640x360, Deadly Doritos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 08:37:37 2018 No.10855130 >>10854790 I don't understand it either even though they make up a good percentage of the world's population people think it's virtuous to make more of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:20:08 2018 No.10855255 >>10854491 >Found video on youtube >Over million views It..it's just a man making an egg sandwich though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:23:46 2018 No.10855270 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, virgin vs chad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10855255 post the link nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:29:04 2018 No.10855289 >>10854649 That's how bad they got there assess kicked in WW2. They are a nation of blurry genitaled "men" and autistic submissive women. God bless the bomb and God bless America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:31:15 2018 No.10855292 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854649 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:47:43 2018 No.10855352 >>10854638 Wtf did I just watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:49:43 2018 No.10855366 >>10854638 How does he get the ball out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:50:27 2018 No.10855369 >>10854649 >>10855292 wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 09:52:16 2018 No.10855375 >>10854664 >mayo and corn >almost no sauce >that "cheese" what the fuck is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 10:09:36 2018 No.10855433 >>10854971 its awesome but overrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 10:11:21 2018 No.10855441 >>10855270 why do they look so scared

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 10:12:28 2018 No.10855444 >>10855441 They're protecting the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 10:21:30 2018 No.10855486 >>10854646 finally, some good fucking food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 10:27:33 2018 No.10855504 >>10855270 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqfJlS1Evo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 11:07:41 2018 No.10855689 >>10855289 she's chinese you racist white loser

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:42:32 2018 No.10856080 >>10855689 womp womp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:46:43 2018 No.10856099 >>10855689 Are you implying the Chinese didn't lose in WWII?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:49:03 2018 No.10856105 >>10854645 what is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:50:01 2018 No.10856109 >>10854643 they seriously couldnt find any better way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:56:01 2018 No.10856131 File: 1.09 MB, 640x360, 1529879605976.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 12:58:40 2018 No.10856140 >>10854726 A lil syrup on Hawaiian pizza is something would try.

>>	Sage Wed Jul 4 13:03:37 2018 No.10856159 >>10854491 Wrong file name. You had one job, anon. Just go ahead and kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:18:05 2018 No.10856234 >>10854664 ah, the garbage-fueled oven

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:26:43 2018 No.10856283 >>10854604 barf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:30:11 2018 No.10856300 >>10854639 hablas brasileiro?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:31:31 2018 No.10856305 >>10854735 I like this webm. Dude seems cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:40:47 2018 No.10856359 What's up with the plastic looking cheese squares I keep seeing in american food webms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:41:40 2018 No.10856366 >>10856359 they're plastic looking cheese squares, what's so hard to understand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:48:28 2018 No.10856390 >>10856366 More like cheesy looking plastic squares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:49:56 2018 No.10856394 >>10856359 We love cheap plastic crap. Even to eat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:50:28 2018 No.10856395 >>10854939 It's funny because you are still more unhealthy than him you sedentary piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:53:19 2018 No.10856412 >>10854698 Good, but the greentext did say a bowll of eggs not a plate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:56:02 2018 No.10856426 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, avocado restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:57:22 2018 No.10856429 >>10856426 i'm getting some pornographic vibes from this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:58:20 2018 No.10856437 >>10854725 >ketchup >1 lb of sugar oh no no no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 13:59:26 2018 No.10856450 >>10856426 This makes me want to perform acts of physical violence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:00:53 2018 No.10856459 >>10856426 this may be the soyest thing i've ever seen and i'm an avowed soyboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:01:55 2018 No.10856464 >>10856450 Not surprising coming from an incel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:02:57 2018 No.10856469 >>10856426 Avocado everything is why you can't afford a house you shithead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:13:11 2018 No.10856526 >>10854491 Where did he get the eggs from

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:15:16 2018 No.10856543 >>10856526 he made them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:17:50 2018 No.10856553 >>10856543 you mean ... he lays them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:21:24 2018 No.10856567 >>10854741 so that's how they make cans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:43:23 2018 No.10856660 >>10855444 Checked Egg status: not rekt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:45:14 2018 No.10856676 >>10854491 How egg get out without break man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:46:17 2018 No.10856682 >>10856426 >Aly Weisman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:51:37 2018 No.10856714 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 14:53:36 2018 No.10856724 >>10854653 FLUFFY L U F F Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 15:28:50 2018 No.10856895 >>10854649 chinks are subhumans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 15:34:13 2018 No.10856914 >>10854637 this dish should be illegal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 15:53:46 2018 No.10857032 >>10856105 The Dutch eat it, it's basically cake sprinkles on bread. It's fucking weird and I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 15:54:45 2018 No.10857038 >>10855366 Escape hatch in the bottom of the glass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 15:57:18 2018 No.10857054 >>10854491 >starting a thread with egg fort man >no file name >putting text in your post Just stop posting please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:06:29 2018 No.10857103 >>10854690 Yep. There it is. The dumbest thing. Only way this could be worse was if the pizza had bees on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:12:38 2018 No.10857139 >>10854653 How do they make it so fluffy? Beat the whites to a meringue first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:14:52 2018 No.10857156 >>10854637 oh lord I can feel my arteries clogging up from here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:17:21 2018 No.10857178 >>10854643 Squat form is unmatched ass through grass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:17:35 2018 No.10857181 >>10857139 They feed their chickens ******.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:18:32 2018 No.10857188 >>10854790 You Jealous

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:22:43 2018 No.10857216 File: 7 KB, 299x168, CURSES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10857181 Curses, net neutrality revocation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:23:24 2018 No.10857223 >>10854649 I just don't understand how that's a fetish for some people. That's one of the few that fully confuses me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:25:06 2018 No.10857230 >>10857216 [TO SEE THIS POST UPGRADE YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNT TO GOLD]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 16:48:01 2018 No.10857338 >>10854730 What's the movie though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:24:46 2018 No.10857549 >>10854674 >best bartender >licks corn syrup off hands whilst pouring hell to the naw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:27:24 2018 No.10857563 >>10857549 The greatest bartenders have a sip of your cocktail before serving it to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:37:04 2018 No.10857608 >>10855689 ah, the retards who exterminated all of their sparrows and caused a famine that killed over 20 million?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:45:32 2018 No.10857655 >>10854653 >sound on Kek. I went to the one at Mont-Saint-Michel and it was pretty overrated. Really wanted to take home one of the giant pans they cook them in, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:48:09 2018 No.10857665 >>10857338 god of cookery

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:52:27 2018 No.10857692 >>10856714 >this person thinks it makes sense to make a youtube channel about cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 17:58:34 2018 No.10857723 >>10854971 unless you've had it in Ireland. Then its unironically the best beer there is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:01:35 2018 No.10857739 >>10854491 卵?どうやって?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:03:17 2018 No.10857753 >>10855433 Both dark beers I've tried so far (Guiness and another) were bland as fuck >>10857723 Is it because all others available are shit? Or is the water special?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:04:33 2018 No.10857758 >>10857032 you sound like a fat burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:14:42 2018 No.10857822 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, Pain Train.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:16:00 2018 No.10857827 >>10854567 he's probably like "why the fuck is this person filming me"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:21:18 2018 No.10857851 >>10854647 what a lady

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:23:19 2018 No.10857859 >>10857753 It's because you'll get bashed if you say anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:25:34 2018 No.10857876 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1507821989859.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:26:06 2018 No.10857880 >>10856714 >on fries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:31:20 2018 No.10857911 >>10857859 kek, makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:33:28 2018 No.10857924 >>10857876 What's with knife tapping? I do this shit, too. I always tap the spine though, not the edge. It's a fucking compulsion. I flip my knife around and tap it a few times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:38:53 2018 No.10857942 >>10857924 yeah its same with me, just like a nervous tick i picked up working in a kitchen. i use it to kinda adjust my grip and make sure the blade is square in my hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:39:00 2018 No.10857943 >>10854637 >how to not poop for 2 days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:48:24 2018 No.10857973 >>10854697 dangerous and slower than just doing it on a cutting board. nifty though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 18:58:12 2018 No.10858023 >>10854661 >using the lime juicer wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:09:37 2018 No.10858063 >>10856359 american """""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is literalley plastic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:19:10 2018 No.10858113 >>10854640 Are there raw or hard boiled?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:24:40 2018 No.10858139 >>10855369 Probably it removes the oil from her face without smearing the makeup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:27:11 2018 No.10858149 >>10854735 fucking give me the god damned ice cream turkfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:29:46 2018 No.10858161 >>10856426 This girl is a fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:37:41 2018 No.10858188 >>10858113 Raw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:38:37 2018 No.10858191 >>10854648 w-why are the eggs green?

Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:41:01 2018 No.10858202

>>10856109
The West has been spending hundreds of billions in the past decades trying to turn Sub-Sahara Africa into the next China and still nothing grows there despite them having the most fertile and rich in mineral soil in the world. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:43:41 2018 No.10858213 >>10854643 Now that's what I call an egg sandwich!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:46:11 2018 No.10858224 Wow never seen this thread and THESE webms before! Surly the Egg King lol xD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:47:43 2018 No.10858231 >>10856426 soygirl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:49:16 2018 No.10858238 >>10854664 rofl did he just punch right through the dough right in the beginning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:50:50 2018 No.10858246 >>10854668 Don't they eat the poison as well? The cooking just gets rid of it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 19:54:08 2018 No.10858256 >>10854719 That looks fucking grim man. His cuts aren't even particularly good and what the fuck was that cheese?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:12:11 2018 No.10858314 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1522925271545.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:17:25 2018 No.10858332 >>10854643 love the expression in the end... >oh yeah, this is so good, so much better than us white peoples fried eggs, we truly have lost our connection with mother nature we have so much to learn from you peoples

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:19:42 2018 No.10858338 >>10856426 >200 avocados a day They're gonna be out of business soon. That means they're probably doing 100 customers a day, tops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:22:29 2018 No.10858351 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, jack hardboils eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10857139 >>10854653 Secret recipe my hairy ass, it's all here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vST9jh7vUM >>10858191 boiled for too long

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:30:43 2018 No.10858383 File: 1.17 MB, 800x800, reeee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854639 >3 patties >4 slices

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:52:49 2018 No.10858463 >>10858246 Enzyme based venom almost always breaks down when exposed to heat. Not sure if that spider's venom is enzyme-based or not though.

Anonymous Wed Jul 4 20:57:42 2018 No.10858477

>>10858463
Nearly any venom breaks down with heat if it is protein-based, which as far as I know is all of them. The only toxins which are not broken down via heat are those elemental in nature like lead, arsenic, or those which have very robust chemical structures which heat does not effect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:11:52 2018 No.10858546 >>10854664 This is just filthy, should be in a food gore thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:14:32 2018 No.10858556 >>10854748 What a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:19:34 2018 No.10858571 File: 2.88 MB, 640x522, Fancy Cheese Plate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:28:19 2018 No.10858596 >>10854728 I wanna fuck the chick in pink like damn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:31:19 2018 No.10858606 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, The Ultimate Taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:32:21 2018 No.10858609 >>10854491 HOW? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW EGG EGG EGG OUT EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG HOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:37:10 2018 No.10858622 >>10854643 >animal planet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:40:26 2018 No.10858626 >>10854733 More than a little gay

Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:50:10 2018 No.10858644
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>>10854773
>Compares the most expensive potato chip per chip to foie gras per pound
That shit would be way different if it was scaled correctly I'm sure you don't buy a single fucking potato chip

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:54:11 2018 No.10858652 File: 12 KB, 480x640, 1529529468300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854930 >Cholesterol 3025% My sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:57:48 2018 No.10858660 >>10855040 >look at me bitches i'm so impressive you're not impressive at all and no on will ever fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:58:06 2018 No.10858662 >>10854643 Fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 21:59:14 2018 No.10858669 >>10854671 This is a blacked.com porno

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:04:53 2018 No.10858682 >>10854643 >that look he gives the guy while think fuck I gotta eat some if that it's gonna taste like dirt >That end face when it takes like unseasoned overcooked egg and sand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:06:39 2018 No.10858686 >>10858682 >gives the guy while think fuck I can't parse these non-words

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:07:53 2018 No.10858692 >>10854731 Those yokes are HUEG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:09:02 2018 No.10858695 File: 10 KB, 478x336, MV5BMmJjYjc1NzYtNmVjYS00NTBlLTlmYWItNDcxMjhmNWVkM2VmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjc2MDg1NzA@._V1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854653 >Golden That shit looks burnt in spots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:12:23 2018 No.10858707 >>10854740 >What do Wakandan's eat? The video should just be nothing, wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:13:19 2018 No.10858709 >>10858351 it was all going great and then the stupid faggot had to show up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:24:10 2018 No.10858748 >>10855689 Literally no difference

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:25:45 2018 No.10858757 >>10858202 Because you can't teach stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:28:26 2018 No.10858767 File: 180 KB, 600x329, TheJewsFearTheSamurai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10855689 It's a D&C Jew, nips are honorary whites

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 22:44:27 2018 No.10858823 File: 85 KB, 356x305, aint no fag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10858660 You're talking to someone that'll never talk back you fucking loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 4 23:58:57 2018 No.10859065 File: 80 KB, 363x545, hagelslag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10857032 fuck you hagelslag is amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:26:55 2018 No.10859156 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, 1529323818527.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10855292 >>10854649 Are there any more? I'm rather enjoying these.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:38:51 2018 No.10859183 >>10854740 What the hell that's alot of spices in this recipe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:46:24 2018 No.10859204 >>10854674 Best for showmanship, but not necessarily for efficiency. You could steep many liters of the herb flavored portion for storage in the form of bitters, then produce a drink with an identical flavor profile in a fraction of the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:49:56 2018 No.10859213 >>10859204 But if it's not done fresh then it's not as good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:55:58 2018 No.10859228 >>10859213 That depends on the spirit and the herbs. As long as you can keep the bitters from interacting with oxygen very much, they're going to be very stable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:57:08 2018 No.10859231 I think he just ducks under the counter to get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:57:34 2018 No.10859232 >>10858161 >girl >faggot wut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:12:23 2018 No.10859253 File: 94 KB, 748x748, IMG_20180612_134024_652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854491 How egg he does uhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:35:01 2018 No.10859289 >>10855289 Happy Fourth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:51:57 2018 No.10859317 >>10859156 >>10855292 >>10854649 >obvious collar in two of three of the videos it looks like someone enjoys humiliation in more than one sense

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:05:09 2018 No.10859340 >>10854713 What's up with all the salt in this one??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:27:07 2018 No.10859377 >>10854491 I never really paid much attention to it, but is the guy in the foreground eating raw egg shooters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:33:45 2018 No.10859387 >>10859377 I just checked, I think they're cooked to where the white is mostly set but the yolk is still at the consistency of a thin yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:43:50 2018 No.10859408 >>10858256 Kraft® Singles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:08:34 2018 No.10859439 >>10859408 I don't think so. They're not melting nearly evenly enough, and that's the entire fucking point of Kraft Singles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:31:05 2018 No.10859472 >>10854733 why are those boys wearing make up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:31:58 2018 No.10859475 >>10854491 In one minute, this pissed off guy makes the greatest egg, onion, and pepper sandwich in history. Learn to do this and you will always have a fall back position. I've tried it. It's good shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:38:36 2018 No.10859485 >>10856426 But why. Avocado doesn't even taste, it's just fatty squishy nothing whose only claim to fame is that it's not an animal product.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:39:30 2018 No.10859487 >>10859472 anyone working in television or in front of a camera wears make up to reduce the reflection on their skin from the lights, so there's nothing gay about them if that's what you're implying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:40:32 2018 No.10859489 >>10859485 >Avocado doesn't even taste how many packs a day of cigs are you up to lad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:55:12 2018 No.10859511 >>10857032 Mfw indonesians do this because dutch occupied them for decades

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:04:46 2018 No.10859522 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, taps_the_knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10857924 Autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:18:52 2018 No.10859544 >>10859253 absolute unit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:20:15 2018 No.10859549 >>10859522 OCD or tourette's, more like. Autism isn't the only diagnosis available.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:33:33 2018 No.10859573 >>10857876 I think I just turned vegan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:37:32 2018 No.10859577 >>10857876 As a yurofag This american display make me hard well done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:37:59 2018 No.10859579 >>10859573 I think you were always secretly a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:38:43 2018 No.10859580 >>10859577 It's obviously medium, moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 04:58:29 2018 No.10859611 >>10855375 >>10858546 Shit like this is why Mexico is fatter than the US now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 05:07:48 2018 No.10859634 >>10856426 They're all jews, every single one of them in this video is jewish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 05:12:57 2018 No.10859648 >>10854938 most reddit thing i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 05:23:34 2018 No.10859680 >>10858338 That's pretty good for a small cafe in what looks like a mall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 06:40:56 2018 No.10859825 >>10856426 This is peak avocado

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 06:48:06 2018 No.10859838 >>10859377 That was always the most mystifying part of the video for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 07:33:02 2018 No.10859885 File: 2.97 MB, 634x360, 1506556088695.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 07:43:18 2018 No.10859904 >>10854636 who needs porn when you have this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 07:57:07 2018 No.10859924 >>10854637 >evaporated milk nani the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 08:06:56 2018 No.10859947 >>10854671 >she's 4'9" or 1.44 meters tall >he's barely taller than her literally a 5 foot manlet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 08:51:12 2018 No.10860071 >>10858314 fucking subhumans, at least kill the dolphin before you cut it apart for viagra

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:08:37 2018 No.10860129 >>10857880 THAT'S what you're gonna comment? Considering the FULL spectrum of stuff that's done wrong, you focus on solely the fact the completely obliterated meatballs are put on fries? I don't believe you're real

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:25:55 2018 No.10860167 >>10859156 https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:29:01 2018 No.10860173 >>10856426 What have we become?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:45:09 2018 No.10860220 >>10859885 is that Ofenschluper? If so thats a lot of work for a dish that simple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:45:58 2018 No.10860222 >>10856099 Lmao no they did not you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:49:04 2018 No.10860232 >>10857924 I've just kind of thought about it as like when you throw a few jabs while you're boxing before you start trying out combos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:50:13 2018 No.10860234 >>10858332 This is your brain on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 09:56:22 2018 No.10860250 >>10858332 More like... >Jesus fucking Christ these people spend 3 hours cooking an egg no wonder it took 40,000 years for us to get this far

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 10:33:14 2018 No.10860321 >>10856426 She's so Jewish looking that it's honestly off-putting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 10:42:29 2018 No.10860339 >>10854491 >>10854491 This dude’s face pisses me off. I’d punch him if I ever saw him then break all of his eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:07:42 2018 No.10860392 >>10860232 It's pretty much testing the waters. I do the same when I want to hammer something, people do it before actually swinging when golfing etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:07:47 2018 No.10860393 >>10859549 t. turbo autist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:11:40 2018 No.10860408 File: 8 KB, 420x420, 17439799_1606957029333845_2005136318_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10854646

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:46:03 2018 No.10860527 >>10854682 >How Italians integrated into american society

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:57:27 2018 No.10860568 >>10854731 new egg master?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 11:59:51 2018 No.10860577 >>10854733 This is one of those sissy hypnosis vids

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 12:04:38 2018 No.10860592 >>10859487 >there's nothing gay about them stop ruining my fantasies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 12:31:28 2018 No.10860678 >>10854647 In awe at the size of this frau Uber unit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 12:34:58 2018 No.10860690 >>10854655 Holy fuck, I think I'm in love

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 12:42:16 2018 No.10860706

Its a carbon steel pan and he just cooks the egg and toasts the bread.

But what you are over looking is the time he heats up the pan with some oil

For breakfast smear some oil on a pan and warm it up for 5 mins or so. Not on blazing high heat but just let the oil set to the metal.

Then cool the pan a second, add butter and then add your eggs.

Your eggs will never stick if you do this they will slide around.

His slide around because he cooks eggs in the same pan all day.

Its all about the seasoning of the pan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 13:47:47 2018 No.10860895 >>10857032 >Peanutbutter and chocolate What's wrong with this? It sounds good and I hate fairy bread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 13:56:37 2018 No.10860930 >>10854731 how crack eggs without breaking?

>>	How to make hummus Thu Jul 5 14:35:31 2018 No.10861090 File: 1.46 MB, 640x360, S01E04 - Tahini Rules!_VP8_001.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 14:45:15 2018 No.10861129 >>10854666 EGG DILDOS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 14:48:58 2018 No.10861142 >>10854666 I hate that faggot's face so much, looking at those "sausages" as if they were dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 14:50:51 2018 No.10861146 >>10858669 actually? sauce me bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 14:57:21 2018 No.10861173 >>10854671 sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 14:59:07 2018 No.10861177 >>10854664 >everything is just sitting there, hot af That's a no for me dawg, also looks like shit and cooked with litteral garbage as fuel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:00:33 2018 No.10861180 >>10860895 Get the fuck out of here you cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:01:30 2018 No.10861185 >>10854637 looks pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:06:14 2018 No.10861195 >>10861180 Fairy bread is shit mate. Fuck you and fuck your mum, tell her never to serve them at parties ever again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:09:00 2018 No.10861204 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10859156

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:20:53 2018 No.10861239 >>10861204 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:22:11 2018 No.10861246 >>10861239 I wish I got it. And I by "it" I mean her ass while I was pushing her face into them donuts and pulling on the choker 'round her neckiweck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:25:36 2018 No.10861256 >>10854657 do motherfuckers really be eating green, hard as a rock avocados like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:29:25 2018 No.10861267 >>10861256 Post pic of your hand please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:36:37 2018 No.10861301 jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:54:25 2018 No.10861373 >>10854674 Is every bartender in Japan of note a westaboo? Him and the Ice Diamond guy...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:55:37 2018 No.10861381 >>10861204 Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 15:57:56 2018 No.10861392 >>10854938 these are fucking terrible ideas

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:07:05 2018 No.10861427
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>>10854740
>wypipo always be stealin' and addin' weird shit to food like raisins
>culturally appropriates Indian poople food
>throws pomegranates and cashews on top because fuck you that's why
>said it was Wakanda food, a place that doesn't exist
They stole culture, did shit they mock, fucked it up and made shitty food, and it was all for a fictional place made by nonblack people to celebrate black heritage.

Just post curry, for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:19:36 2018 No.10861463 >>10859611 It's brazil

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:20:30 2018 No.10861469 >>10857608 >underdeveloped third world peasant country suffers from famines every ten years or so on the dot for the few centuries >but this particular one was caused by killing sparrows i guess if it suits your narrative go wild

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:22:14 2018 No.10861477 >>10857692 it's about getting views if you can't compete with actual chefs, then go fucking nuts and get views of people laughing at you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:42:59 2018 No.10861544 >>10857876 American """"""""cuisine"""""""". Only an Amerifat Amerimutt could both burn the outside, yet leave it raw in a middle. ISHYGDDT!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:50:14 2018 No.10861578 >>10856105 People don't know about hagelslag? Here in Flanders it's called "muizenstrontjes", which translate as "mouse shit". It's just chocolate in the shape of little mouse turds.

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 16:56:13 2018 No.10861598

>>10854491
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know webm. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a 3rd world street food vendor. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:18:47 2018 No.10861685 >>10854567 Because like most street food merchants he's probably shitting himself with suspicion that this footage is going to be used to incriminate him somehow for selling food cooked in unsanitary conditions

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:25:33 2018 No.10861707
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A few months ago there was a 'ck approved movies' thread.
A while ago I watched 'eat drink man woman', I never expected to enjoy a drama this much.
And last week I tried 'god of cookery', I wasn't convinced in the beginning, but I couldn't stop watching either, so bad it was good. Znd last quarter or so it really got going.
So, thanks for the recommendations, you beautiful basterds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:37:58 2018 No.10861733 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, 1524388960782.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:41:14 2018 No.10861745 >>10859885 >scrape vanilla >look at knife >fucking throw the entire thing in anyways nani the fuck would you do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:50:32 2018 No.10861772 >>10854661 >>10858023 Fuckin this. Was exactly what I was going to say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 17:58:01 2018 No.10861798 >>10861707 ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 18:06:48 2018 No.10861827 >>10856105 Hollanders are too lazy to spread Nutella so they claim cake-sprinkling-chocolate, half of which falls out of your sandwich as you eat, is better anyway

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 18:25:56 2018 No.10861880
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>>10858709
lick my dickcheese faggot, my egg webm was very topical, as I've given two very helpful replies to some egg related questions. fucking lick my asshairs while I'm farting you retarded piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 18:38:35 2018 No.10861909 >>10861798 based ʸᵘᵐᵐʸposter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 18:50:32 2018 No.10861953 File: 774 KB, 640x640, 1524820427140.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 19:01:13 2018 No.10861979 >>10861953 I wanna fuck those cheesecakes...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 20:09:22 2018 No.10862139 >>10861204 >putting donuts around my dick and have her gently mush them retardgasmface.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 20:09:54 2018 No.10862141 >>10855292 god I love her and her insta. what a hero

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 20:11:55 2018 No.10862145 >>10857876 this is the best food gif ever. fight me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 21:28:19 2018 No.10862439 >>10861880 i was talking about jamie oliver

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