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ITT: Youtube chefs who let the food do the talking

Li ZiQi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0

Almazan Kitchen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tys0GjiDNI

>> No.10853611

That wannabe slav guy borris.

>> No.10853617

>>10853556
>>Li ZiQi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0
>chink propaganda

>didn't hunt the meat, gut, and prepare it

why even bother

>> No.10853642

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0
God that was so comfy to watch.
Would totally wife/10.
For once, OP is totally not a faggot.
Thanks OP.

>> No.10853669

>>10853617
So edgy.

>> No.10853688
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10853688

Jack "come in close and listen to this food" Scalfani

>> No.10853735

>>10853556
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0
KINO
I
N
O

>> No.10853760

Why is traditional Chinese cooking so aesthetic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

>> No.10853798

>>10853556
>great cinematography
>almost no language
>what little language there is, is in Chinese, a language I don't understand
For me, Li ZiQi is absolute kinography

>This new experimental work by Kino-Eye is directed towards the creation of an authentically international absolute language of cinema – ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY – on the basis of its complete separation from the language of theatre and literature.

>> No.10854086

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0

This channel...

>SICHUAN
>WERE IN SICHUAN
>HERE, MORE PEPPERS
>SICHUAAAAAAAAN

>> No.10854092

>>10854086
is this chinese broad selling shit like that tennessee cuck?

>> No.10854109

>>10854092
Nah, she was raised by her grandparents because her mother and father were worthless sacks of shit that divorced and didnt want a child cramping their style. When she grew up she went to work in the big city like hundreds of millions of other chinks but after her granpa passed away she quit her job and moved back to take care of her sick grandmother. She makes these videos to remind people in China to not forget their rural roots.

Early on, she did all video recording and editing on her iphone by herself but as she got more and more popular on Weibo, she got help filming and editing. The property you see her shooting on in this video she no longer resides in because of all the media people that came down the village to harass her. She moved in with her gran and probably won't do any more videos due to all the harassment.

>> No.10854446

>>10853556
almazan is a huckster fraud

>> No.10854867

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi

Yeah I've been watching these videos for the last few weeks since someone posted here. So relaxing. There's even ones where she's building stuff and doing other crafts. Such and idyllic setting.

>> No.10854972

>>10853556
>tfw no rural chinese gf
Too bad this is just for tv. Real rural chinese peasants will be probably too busy working to be able to live such a kino life.

>> No.10854981

>>10854972
That's because they're commercial farmers and spend all day trying to grow large amounts of crops for profit.

>> No.10855002

>>10853556
cool chink, didnt know her
almazan was cool but tries way too hard for way too long

>> No.10855053

>>10854109
She could use her fame to become an actress in China, but she chooses to idyllic life in countryside.
Bless her simple life.

>> No.10855056

>>10853669
It's a joke my man, relax the fuck out

>> No.10855069

Ms Yeah https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRB4xZ_2ew7fzmrcv8aj4Lw

>> No.10855072

>>10854109
why will plebs always ruin everything

>> No.10855537

>>10853556
don't you EVER post pictures of my wife again.

>> No.10856324

>>10855072
she ran away from her fame, plebs had nothing to do with it. you think there would be a constant flow of media or that it would just be a burst? some chinese roast cooking isn't going to dominate the news cycle, she just scapegoated reporters to give herself a reason to quit.

>> No.10856391

>>10853735
what a fucking pleb, lmao.

>> No.10856427

>>10853556
Cooking precedure:
step 1: wake up at 4 in the morning and grab your scythe

>> No.10856476

>>10853556
well shit ive fallen head over heels in love with this beautiful resourceful peasant girl, what century is she uploading these from? where can i get a time machine to go back and find this girl to ogle her meekly from across a rice paddy.
also
>second video queues up
>has her making a stove from scratch
>cutting wood to heat stove for bread baking
>splits a decently sized log in two lengthwise
>one fell swoop
>immaculate form
>i OwO audibly and spontaneously
>i am not in the habit of OwO'ing
>shameful arousal
>good thing im alone

>> No.10856497

don't know why but i hate this almazan guy
just hate him and i can't even explain why
something about the videos is so pretentious that it makes me hate him

>> No.10856502

>>10853688
RIP you glorious bastard

>> No.10857153

>>10856497
I kind of feel you on that m8. I don't hate him, but sometimes he just fucking annoys me, like he's trying too hard some of the time.

>> No.10857225

Anybody know the japanese girl who would finish her videos with "and done" or something like that? Haven't seen her vids in years

>> No.10857395

>>10857153
i've only seen the single vid in the OP and it was shit and pretentious

definitely not going to watch another

>> No.10857730

I watched Gennaro Contaldo. Oh my my. He is good cook.

>> No.10857732

>>10857730
LOOOOOOKADAAA

>> No.10858756

>>10856324
There's also a semi-confirmed stalker that trespassed on her property to install hidden cameras.

>> No.10858761

>>10856476
She lives in Sichuan province. She used to work in the big city but was raised in the country.

>> No.10858845

>>10853556
Chinese propaganda. Fuck you.

>> No.10858848

try this channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW7Vd-BAeO0

>> No.10858854
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>>10857730
HOW I AM COOKING SO GOOD

>> No.10859829

>>10853556
>>10853617
>>10853642
>>10853735
>>10853760
>>10853798
>>10854086
>>10854109
>>10854972
>>10855002
>>10855053
>>10855537
>>10856324
>>10856476
>>10858756
>>10858761
YES LOVE CHICKEN FRIED RICE, CHICKEN BALLS, CHIPS, AND CURRY SAUCE PLEASE TAH....OH AND A CAN OF IRN BRU NYEHEHE FEELING NAUGHTY.

>> No.10859879

>>10853556
She cute

>> No.10860184

>>10854109
her last video is 3 days old, why are you lying?

>> No.10860223

>>10860184
because my life is devoid of meaning outside of posting stupid shit to 4chan

>> No.10860278

>>10860184
>taking that post seriously

>> No.10860285

>>10860278
>not believing every single thing you read on the internet

>> No.10860301

>>10858756
that was me

>> No.10860383

>>10857732
>>10858854
Oh my my. Looookada. How easy is.
He is true king for me

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>>10853617
Its the most interesting part of the meal, instead we get shots to no where because its pretty. Barely even a chef video.

Its like retard ASMR
>wow such pretty
>woah nature
>im gonna watch that natural guy build a clay house after this

Dunno how these people exist

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>>10860547
>those shots of him just walking around and then awkwardly laying on the dirty ass ground

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>>10860554
I'm serious man I can't stand this stupid shit. Its for people who like, watch reality TV or other useless garbage.
>do I want to learn to cook?
Nop! but me want to see nummy foods, and peeple eat them!
>do I want to get some work done?
Nop! Me want to think am in rainforest in china!
I had a friend telling me the other day that binging with babish and that dumbass guy from ancient technology or whatever were his favorite channels. I asked him why he watches the faggot make mortar and pestles and shit, its boring and worthless and he goes
>it will help me if something bad ever happens
That is your average dumbass watching this shit

Go watch some actual chefs in a kitchen or watch how to grow these foods and how they are produced commercially so you can learn something instead of wasting your fucking time

>> No.10860586

>>10860572
autism

>> No.10860741

>>10860572
yeah, your results came back positive.
you're on the upper end of the specturm.

>> No.10860756

>>10853556
Why does this feel super fake and scripted?

>> No.10860772

>>10860756
Like why add in sound effects?

>> No.10860790

>>10860772
Microphone probably sucks

>> No.10860798

>>10860790
I doubt it. It looks like she's on a set and the camera is really good. Soothing, but fake to the very core.

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>>10860586
>>10860741
>i spendb mby tymb wbabching hbot onbes band babish!!!
>sumb dbays abfter worbkinbg fbor tbwelbve hbourbs me cracb beer andb wbatch egdiding vbibeo of china wboman cook shit fbood!!

>> No.10860981

>>10860933
*snap*

>> No.10861178

>>10860798
The set is a rural homestead where actual people live, China isn't all grey smog covered commieblocks.
Camera could be a cheap Sony RX100 for all we know.

>> No.10861193

>>10861178
It's an iphone

>> No.10861203

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtPMJdru2O0 [Embed]

Is she literally too weak to cut buds off of a plant herself?

>> No.10861224

>>10861203
what

>> No.10861242

>>10861224
https://youtu.be/ZtPMJdru2O0?t=78
looks fake/staged, or are those buds that poorly attached to the plant?

>> No.10861247

>>10861242
you're retarded that's all

>> No.10861250

>>10861247
thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.10861765

>>10860572
are you capable of enjoying anything in life?

don't bother replying I know the answer

>> No.10861778

>>10860572
How dare anyone like what you don't like, don't they know how stupid and bad they are for not agreeing with you!? After all you're extremely important and it matters what you think.

>> No.10862199

>>10853760
Because it's more "raw"

Shame Chinese food is shit though.

>> No.10862217

>>10856497
It's the clickbait shit.

Good clickbait is invisible so you can't tell unless you have a background in copywriting, but it's so blatant that the incompetence of it is offensive to anyone with more than 2 brain cells.

>> No.10862227

>>10860572
Looks like this post baited the incel minimum wageslaves who like seeing clay dildos being made by some chink and cartoon food recipes.

>> No.10862406

imagine being as reddit as the fag above me

>> No.10862583

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi
comfy kino

>> No.10863087

>>10853556
What province is this? Very different from the chinese cooking that I know, she doesn't stir fry that often. Kinda makes me want to try her cooking.

>> No.10863117

>>10863087
I watched like 15 of her vids and she stir fried in every single one of them

wtf you talking about anon

>> No.10863251

>>10853556
>Li ZiQi
Yes, yes, very good... HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_oGfC9STM

>> No.10863293

>>10863251
however what?

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>>10853556
>Almazan

>> No.10863344

that steak looks terrible