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old one hit the limit
>>10849720uh why does that faggot look like hes about to cry
>>10849730These videos are made by the mentally challenged right? It's the only explanation I have for the terrible quality of recipes, and the failure to DUMP A BOWL OF INGREDIENTS INTO A HUGE PAN WITHOUT FUCKING UP AND SPILLING A BUNCH OUTSIDE OF IT.
>>10849752they're made by artisans
>>10849733That's Maradona and he's probably coked out of his mind.
>>10849730I love it when people tell me they're bad at cooking or that I have some amazing talent when videos like this exist. Dump shit into a pan, dump more shit into a pan, stir to combine, wa-la. Most people you know will be impressed.
>>10849733because a mongoloid is touching his "food"
>>10849733Maradona will put anyone over but he's bound to oversell a bit. It's the drugs mostly but he's a good worker.
>>10849741my hero desu
>>10849763Or is my penis shaped like a cake?
>>10849720 si yo fuera mardona
>>10849741That is how he makes love.
>>10849761i hope some dumbass follows this and throws still frozen fries in
>>10850289I can never fucking tell with this place.Is that post to be some kind of meta-troll that gets me to respond because it's wrong or do you really think frozen fries make the oil explode?There are too many goddamn layers on irony on everything now.
>>10850296please do a video of yourself throwing fries from the freezer into hot oil
>>10850305Do you honestly think people, and places, thaw the fries they buy in frozen before frying them?If you throw an ice cube in there you'll have problems, yes, but it's the WATER not the COLD that does it. A frozen fry won't do anything that a thawed one wont.
>>10850305You don't... You really don't cook at all do you?Shouldn't you just keep posting "For me it's" spam?
>>10850328did you even read my post or are you just intentionally being obtuse? you clearly got the implication and understood what i meant, but i'm guessing you're just trying to sound smart>>10850329i cook every day. also you don't need to stutter when talking online, get that speech impediment checked out it might be serious.
>>10850332>are you just intentionally being obtuse?someone saw The Shawshank Redemption
>>10849741not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>10850335it's been years. gonna rewatch it tomorrow now
>>10850305Nice try buddy that makes ketchup gas
>>10850365Could he take on the surly king?
>>10849720>tfw he pulls out slowly after he came inside you
>>10849720based and redpilled elbow salt lad
>>10849720>>10849746>>10849749>has instagram page that updates with videos regularly>these only and still get posted every time we /webm/
>>10849759Frappuccino is a Starbucks trademark. That's not a frappuccino. Not that anyone gives a shit since only fat fucks and children enjoy frappuccinos, but it still triggers me.t. used to work at Starbucks
>>10849728>oil>butter>cheese>cheese>cheeseholy shit i've never been so disgusted.
>>10849741Julio traded in his haggard wife for a newer model roastie https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeHXKhTEARE
>>10850332Yeah, I got the implication. You think something harmful will happen if you throw still-frozen fries in the hot oil.Because you're a fucking idiot. Or a troll.
>>10849746Are these meant to be humorous or is this guy just an asshole?
>>10850606he’s a showman, why do you think his instagrams are popular?>anyone I don’t understand is an asshole!frick off
>>10849749that poor piece of beef deserved better than this fate
>>10850596nigger i suggest you don't investigate any further into the world of cooking if you can't stomach a bit of lipids
>>10849763>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
>>10850609Clearly, he's a showman, but anyone who takes themselves this seriously without any irony is definitely an asshole.
>>10850305>>10850289Im 100% not trolling but I literally only do this... Sure the oil bubbles up an inch or two for a few seconds but so what?
>>10850650It's ironic. He's well aware of being a meme.
>>10850603the implication would be that there would be ice on the fry. i've never bought frozen fries but i'd assume that there would be just as much moisture as other frozen things, like vegetables and meat.
>>10850365please tell me he's wearing a vinyl shirt and that's not sweat
>>10849720>Gives you salt running down from his filthy hairy armsWhy on earth would anyone want this
>>10850590Dis shit makes me mad
>>10849728Just eat a brick of cheese, you disgusting faggots.
>>10850628I noticed that too. They really fucked that up unless it actually is semen.
>>10850685I suppose if you pour in a bag of fries straight from the bag you might get some bits of ice as well. That's not what he said, though, and I frankly never experienced that problem back when I worked in a small diner and actually deepfried frozen fries.
>>10850289>t. scared to use cooking oil in any recipe in fear of burning entire neighbourhood downKeep being butthurt, buddy. I've been using frozen fries for literal years now, starting out when I was still living with my parents where my father would shout at me if I used fries that were anything other than completely and utterly frozen.
cooking fried food from frozen is standard, especially fries. it gets the best results.
>>10850604he still chews this faggot well done steak til today
>>10850795It's still got a pinkish interior, it's not well done you neanderthal
>>10850805Medium well is a kind of well.
>>10850628A single hyphen can make a world of difference.
>>10850735If you've ever eaten at any fancy restaurant, everything on your plate will have been poked and prodded to some degree by the cook's hands. They'll be clean if they don't want a lawsuit.
>>10850380All the food in that clip looked awful. I hope both the guy and the kid shits themselves.
>>10850575thats fake, german private television only use scribted shows. they dont know what reality looks like anymore. if she eat like that everyday, she would be not able to stand
>>10850590for what purpose
>>10851350>breadface will never lovingly rub her face all over your dick and ballsWhy live?
>>10849720Is that benicio del ToroWhy is he crying
>>10849746He's not a meme chef he's a meat magician
>>10850289I think you're supposed to do that
>>10850380a slop of poop
>>10851439Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.
>>10851356this is the worst thing ive ever seen
>>10851374What the fuck is wrong with this retard? He lets his fully sleeved arm touch egg log. Disgusting faggot
>>10849761That actually looked good up until the sour cream and then it got so bad.
>>10851340what's the deal with degenerates and avocado? Why do they fancy this shit so much?
>>10850493>that loopI'm fucking dying.
>>10851363Why do Americans do this?
>>10851617>anyone I dislike is a degenerate!I bet you can count your friends with one hand
>>10851642You're right, I could have simply said "liberals"
>>10849730>chicken breast meatRuined it, 0/10The only parts of a chicken worth eating are the wings and the legs. Breastfags should literally be shot out of a cannon into the sun.
>>10851636I've honestly never met an American who actually bothered to make bong food.
>>10851341These actually look pretty good.
But how does he get out?
>>10851725how man crack egg?
>>10849728how is that small amount of seasoning supposed to do anything?
>>10851730>filenamegood job anon
>>10849733He's high out of his mind, what a clown.
>>10851744If you're using good spices that's more than sufficient. Stop buying walmart tier shit and/or keeping it in your kitchen long past its expiration.
>>10851376what the fack
>>10850650he's not taking himself seriously though, he knows he's a meme and people only pay to see him is because of that
>>10851812>he knows he's a memeWhat?
>>10851559So he can.....DRINK BEER LIKE GASTON
Post some gifs too, these shitty webbums don’t work in Safari.
>>10851434If someone ever served me this shit, I swear to God I would Castamere their entire family.
>>10851825>post outdated garbage because i'm not with the timesNah, fuck off.
>>10851621it's like a punishment from greek mythology
>>10851837>he thinks .webm is a cutting edge formatBless you sweet child of summer.
>>10849720is that Maradona?
>>10851341why not cut off the thick band of collagen before slicing it thinnly?
>>10851366*snap*this ones going in my reddit compilation
>>10851899The cook obviously sucks. That's full of mistakes. Notice that he/she overcrowded the shit out of the pan with the beef and it didn't brown properly.
>>10850575Look at all those genetics
>>10849733salt bae sprinkled coke on his ribs
>>10850365>>10851730LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGSEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS
>>10851923He has his coke bowl right there on the table, fool. Maradona doesn't do "sprinkles"
>>10851938DUDE EGGS LMAO
>>10851423The amount of salt in some of these recipes (particularly this one) is obscene
>>10851730why did it take so long to post the only important webm?
>>108497284 and a half fucking cups of cheese
>>10851730I think I've watched this man make an egg sandwich about 50 times.
>>10851730>>10851938you do realize that the kid is the guy’s son right?
>>10851350WhatI'm not sure but I think I want to see more
>>10852035Post link to The Cat in the Hat making Tamagoyaki.
>>10849746His New York restaurant was being investigated by the health department a few months ago. I can see why in the webm. The way he throws the scraps across the room with the knife doesn't seem proper.
>>10850754So it's basically a mango mousse inside of some blown sugar?
>>10851598But if you are eating at that restaurant then you already paid.
>>10851730Based and redpilled egg lad
>>10852253It's a shame that he's so busy with his new restaurant. I miss him somewhat consistently posting new videos.
>>10849730Buddys plating is so shit.
>>10851340this contains all the stupid, over hyped ingredients and foods millenials love
>>10850661You're 100% getting trolled.
>>10851366Nevermind how R*ddit tier this is, it's lazy as fuck chicken 'san and won't be anywhere near as good as if you make it properly.
>>10849728God damn i fucking hate Tasty!No surprise that they're owned by Buzzfeed
>>10849761>That burnt as fuck meat>Cheetos>Cheese sauce>Barely ANY guacwhy though
>>10849730Micheal J fucking spills half the mootz out of the pan, and nearly misses the fucking plate with the pasta.
>>10851825Fuck off macfag
>>10851366>That textJust kill me please
>>10851445Is there a bigger more disgusting meme than dry aging
>>10852409is there a bigger meme than deconstruction?
>>10850373Probably, but if not Hadji Bling would put up bit time comp to the Surly King.
>>10852409Yeah, did you hear about this drink that's made from rotten grain and yeast piss? They even fucking carbonate it with yeast fart gas.
>>10852398>I hate fun
>>10852446based and redpilled soylad
>>10851730H-HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS?
>>10851366kill me now
>>10851366>hansel and gretel gps fucking lmao
>>10851423that trick for cutting the cherry tomatoes seems like it would save a lot of time, but wouldn't they all get squished?
>>10850376I hate that i would eat this
>>10850380>notebook hits the baby's soft spot>father is still safe
>>10851350I'm genuinely baffled by the fact that this turns me on.
>>10850590>the last jedi plot
>>10851343FUCK THAT GUY I WANT ANTHONY BACKWHY DID HE SUDOKU
>>10849720>old one hit the limitThat's no reason to post that faggot all over again, faggot. Fuck off
>>10852773cry some more little bitch
>>10849733Argies love for meat is second to none, what that guy was doing to Maradona was the closest you can get to masturbate him whtout touching him.And probably high as fuck also.
>>10851374overcooked egg: the dish
>>10851434front one was mounted wrong so it fell out of time with the "petals" still together, the one in the back is how's suposed to be done.
>>10851845>he thinks .gif is in any way a better format
>>10852916well for one, gifs work on everything
>>10851845I don't think>haha, the thing I'm not up to date with is actually quite old!is really the slam dunk you thought it was.
>>10850650>without any ironyever considered that you might be autistic, anon?
Nice fem bot here
>>10852921webms work on everything relevant
>>10850596its mac and cheese you fag
>>10852430Why Jack, why?
>>10853084Who doesnt like some breadMassimo a qt too
>>10853128jesus..calm down faverau its just a grilled cheese..
Anyone else have this shit happen half the time they try to open a webm?I swear this site has gotten shittier day by day since moot left.
>>10853145I cannot say that I experience that very often
>>10849729if i order it at the airport do you think it will pass security on a flight to america?
>>10853156It happens like every other webm and I have to close and reopen it for it to display properly.
>>10853145that would be your graphics card dyingenjoy your useless computer
>>10852534This dude is like some video game character.
>>10853164>>10853169happens to me sometimes on vlc mobile
>>10853189your point, shit turtle?
>>10853193Retards reap what retards sow
Can someone webm this lease? thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
>>10851848welcome to /ck/
>>10851651sous vide chicken breast is so good, I highly recommend trying it
>>10851356>>10851600what is it called when the meat is still in strands like that
>>10851372isn't just cheese?
>>10853231I think its just straight mince, it comes out of the mincer like that. Would explain why its falling apart.
>>10851366>hansel and gretel gps
>>10853242I am confused what the difference between ground and this mince?
>>10853259No difference. "Mince" is the British English term; "Ground" is American English.
>>10853263yah but what caused the beef to still remain in it's stranded form even when it is made into a patty?
>>10853231>what is it called when the meat is still in strands like thatThere's no specific term for it. That's just what meat looks like when it comes out of a meat grinder. You often don't see it with supermarket ground meat because it's pressed/squeezed into the packaging.
>>10853231ground beef you moron
>>10850338stop posting this meta shit, im feeling like having an aneurysm each time i read this
>>10853266It wasn't worked or handled very much.That pic is obviously some serious fail cooking, but ideally you should be able to see the "strands" in a good burger patty. Overworking the meat, as often happens with commercial premade patties, fucks up the texture of the burger. Like I said that pic is mega fail, but at least that one detail is right.
Maradona's antics at this World Cup have been fucking kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOo2gtw_nXA
>>10851326>ja/ck/ buys a GoPro
>>10851372I'm going to do this at golden corral veterans day.
>>10853344>>10853273Idk whenever i make burgers and the stands are still there it feels wierd, it like they stick enough to make a patty but once you bit them you feel every strand though it was a lack of fat.
>>10853378sure just let me get my fucking sea urchin and truffles out of the fridge here
>>10849763>"shaped like a flaccid penis"Get real, this is in Taiwan. Those are like Asian Mandingo burritos.
>>10852215He was very publicly handling food without gloves, which is a Health Department no-no in most of the states
>>10852889Grant Achatz pls go
>>10853926I mean, as long as you don't get caught it's fine, but he was posting geotagged shit in his NY restaurant while bare-handing steaks at tables. This was right around peak hype for him so he caught some health inspector's attention lol
>>10851431Fucking burn it
>>10852930Ah shit mate, she's an aussie
>>10851372>SydneyFuck, why must this be my country, I thought we were better than this
>>10853954How has this place not closed? There's no way something this niche has a large repeat customer base
>>10849752They're not retarded, they're just trying to be relatable to the retards who watch their videos; they're owned by Buzzfeed, after all. There are no words, but it's equivalent to how you talk down to young children. If you used language too complicated for their level of comprehension, you'd just confuse them.
>>10853145This has never happened to me, you have a problem on your end and your device is probably breaking.
>>10853954kek imagine working there and being completely inundated in peanut mold all day everyday. might get you a little high or something
>>10852415>carrot tartare Every fucking time it gets me
>>10852226Ill blow you, sugar ;)
>>10854052>not immediately contrasting with the qt Italian chick who knows how to down a pizza
>>10854052If I ever saw that guy on the street I’d punch him in the fucking throat.
>>10852284This shits disgusting and overly complicated for what it is.t.millenial
>>10851340>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese1) not really2) what the fuck is this recipe
>>10851374This is one the less offensive things you can see in these threads honestly.
>>10850604im laughing at that first chew he does. you can see him struggle a bit because of how overcooked that steak is
>>10854089Is the assault charge really worth it? Sometimes I will posture as such myself, but I'm not sure if the consequences would be worth the action.
>>10850604That knife is fucking retarded
>>10850289>i hope some dumbass follows this and throws still frozen fries inHave you never worked or been to a fast food restaurant?
>>10849728>>10850596>>10850764>>10851508>>10851767>>10851953>>10854229Have none of the faggots commenting on this ever heard of mac and cheese before? Ya.. it has a lot of cheese... no shit?
whenever i'm hungry and i dont have anything to eat, i open the webm thread on /ck/.destroys my appetite in seconds.
>>10854351>Lt. Commander Data discovers emotions and suddenly regrets them
>>10854351so I'm guessing he lost a bet and had to do this
>>10849728Might've been good without those cups of mozzarella & cheddar
Y-your pizza, sir!
>>10853157No. you can't bring meat products to America. No dried fish, no sausage, no
THERES A SNIPER IN THE THREAD GET THE FUCK DOW
Why are the eggmen so stand offish?
>>10854438wouldn’t you be if you lived in an egg fort that you couldn’t leave
>>10854351"it was her turn" - election night 2016
>>10851340>>10849728>>10849730Does someone make these recipe webms that aren't fucking abhorrent? I like the style because I'm a brainlet and like seeing someone actually make the food so I know what to do, but these recipes make me wanna puke.
>>10850785>my father would shout at me if I used fries that were anything other than completely and utterly frozen.this post reeks of baby boomer
>>10854431Sniper? What sni-
>>10849761Why do these yuppie retards always have to throw hot cheetos into their "recipes"?Is it just white soy boys trying to act black to fit in?The spice of hot Cheetos don't even have a flavor. It's just hot for the sake of being hot.
>>10854490them niggers love spicy hot
>>10849728And this is like children's food right? I wonder how much tasty's cheese budget is.
>>10854417but where is the extra sausage i ordered?
>>10854417how big of a tip does she want?
>>10854333nice trips. two nukes were not enough