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Does anybody carry around whiskey in their coat pocket anymore?

If you were going to have something for "emergencies", what would it be?

>> No.10849131

>>10849123
The half-size flaks are the best, because they're easy to hide and four ounces (about 2.5 shots), so enough for a drink. If you need an "emergency," provision of liquor, I highly suggest a benzo so you don't get the DTs on the train to work.

>> No.10849156

>>10849131
Well, I wasn't implying alcoholism with the square quotes. lol

I think I meant more along the lines of... you're about to meet your maker (tornado or something) and so you have one last drink. Or you've been laid off from work and need something on the way home.

What would you fill it with? I'm partial to Wild Turkey 101, but I'm open to suggestions.

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10849159

>>10849123
This shit, Strawberry Kiwi flavor

>> No.10849165

>>10849159
Don't post in my thread.

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>>10849123
I carry a plastic travel flask like pic related with vodka most places, but only if I have a bag or a jacket. Those little hip flasks like in the movies only hold like 4oz which isn't even enough to bother with.

>> No.10849204

>>10849176
Maybe I just ought to buy a half-pint at the liquor store somewhere.

>> No.10849291

>>10849156
My man. Wild Turkey 101 is the primo flask filler. Good enough for smooth taste, and especially good enough ABV to fill that small void.

>> No.10849297

>>10849176
Do you live in the third or fourth world?

>> No.10849299

>>10849156
>scare
I read that like four times and still did it wrong.

>> No.10849308
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>>10849165
Lmao shut the fuck up cuck only faggots drink alcohol anyway

>> No.10849311
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>>10849123
>being an alcoholic

>> No.10849312

>>10849297
Formerly top tier first world. We got a pretty shitty president a year or so ago so now most people day drink.

>> No.10849314

>>10849312
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.10849316

>>10849308
This

If you didnt get sober recently you are a fucking pussy

>> No.10849321

>>10849176
Looks like the bottles we take samples in at the chemical plant.

>> No.10849326

>>10849316
Hey man, not all of us can live vicariously through the now-banned al/ck/ threads.

>> No.10849328

>>10849321
Yeah, they're sterile and well constructed. You can find them at any liquor store.

>> No.10849339

>>10849328
It looks like a goddamn baby bottle, ya chudmonkey.

>> No.10849366

>>10849123
No, but if I'm going to a public event I'll buy say a 20oz of some soda like a coke then either pour some out or drink some then fill it up with whiskey. It's important to match the color to the original.

>> No.10849379

>>10849366
... cops wont care if you're not being obvious or acting like a jerk.

>> No.10849381

>>10849312
You live in Austria?

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>>10849123

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>>10849123
>>10849433

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10849446

>>10849123
>>10849433
>>10849438

>> No.10849453

>>10849433
>>10849438
>>10849446
Why?

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>>10849453

>> No.10849475

>>10849470
Why tho?

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10849482

>>10849475

>> No.10849489

>>10849482
Wat?

>> No.10849495

>>10849438
>>10849446

being alive is inherently dangerous

why don't you all do us a favor and get killed doing something inherently harmless. It'd be much more amusing than you posting about how we're all gonna die (you too)

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>>10849489

>> No.10849501

>>10849498
lel, alright man, go on...

>> No.10849520

>go up to top of nearby mountain with friends
>light fire in portable stove, wrap up together in blankets in the back of the truck
>pass around flask & cold fried chicken & trade facts about the constellations
>tfw that miserable fuck who spams dudeweedlmao infographics in desperation will literally never fall asleep with his friends under the stars on a mountain just close enough to the ocean to see it send drifting fog through the river valleys below & swallow up everything but your solitary island
anyway johnny walker

>> No.10849540

Looking at flasks. I'm worried about the stainless affecting the taste. Does anyone make flasks with a glass lining or something?

>> No.10849545

Why do faggots feel the need to shit on booze to support weed? Both are a good time dipshits.

>> No.10849552

>>10849470
Alcohol is CNS depressant, which is a good thing

>> No.10849553

>>10849545
Being close minded is the sign of a pleb

>> No.10849555

I just buy those tiny plastic bottles. Also I am a programmer, so I carry my laptop bag with me and there is some extra space.
Luckily I am not an alcoholic, I only buy them for emergencies, like if I have to talk to someone.

>> No.10849569

>>10849498
You are trolling anyway, but I don't really care if people smoke weed, I just don't like weed myself.

>> No.10849616

>>10849470
>not being a happy drunk

>> No.10849630

>>10849545
This. Nothing like sipping a glass of scotch, smoking a big joint and reading a book.

>> No.10849631

I usually kept Evan Williams or Wild Turkey in mine

>> No.10849637

>>10849630
I don't know what kind of books you read where you can be zooted yet remember even the pertinent parts.

>> No.10849648

>>10849545
>>10849630
I barely started drinking alcohol and its mainly just Ciders. something like Scotch would knock me off my ass.

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>>10849123
I have a flask of bourbon on my keychain. Pic related, is my new flask.

>> No.10849659

Being an alcoholic is actually not as fun as it sounds.

>> No.10849662

>>10849156
Wild Turkey 101 is a strong choice. I think the ballsiest choice would be Bookers casque strength and then Weller Antique 114. Of course the best 'last meal' Bourbon would be the van Winkle, but we can't all afford that.

>> No.10849671

>>10849631
Evan Williams Black is about all we get at the household now. Great quality for the money and worth the two bucks a handle over Benchmark for the 6 extra proof.

>> No.10849677

>>10849659
Explain? being a new-alcohol drinker myself i'm captivated.

>> No.10849693

>>10849677
Not him, but think of being worn-down every day. Or at the worst that I never hope to experience, seeing hellish hallucinations of insects and mutilation if you haven't had drams of gin upon wake.

>> No.10849715

>>10849630
That’s how I read This Side of Paradise. good time.

>> No.10849718

>>10849123
I did have one once. Should have seen the signs that I'm well on my way to becoming an alck. It was never enough...
After that it was carrying around a full bottle in my backpack.
Now I'm dead within 3 years max.

>> No.10849724

>>10849718
Y'know, when you destroy your liver and kidneys, not even fentanyl will work because your organs won't be able to absorb this ridiculously overpowered painkiller.

>> No.10849783

>>10849677
stop being captivated and fuck off for your own well being

>> No.10849864

>>10849498
Oh yeah? Name 49,000 of them faggot

>> No.10849887

>>10849123
I feel like it is going the same way as fedoras, walking canes, pocket watches and other old-timey gentlemen accessoiries.
The younger you are, the harder to pull of without looking like a stooge. Carrying a flask with you at all times will look somewhere between the aforementioned stooge and being an alcoholic to people. The line in the middle, where it might seem cool and respectable is razor thin.

>> No.10849907

>>10849438
>damage to brain function
no shit that's why i drink it, retard

>> No.10849914

Any recommendations for where I can get a cheap flask? Not an alcoholic but I'm a cheap fuck who doesn't want to pay $6 for shots in public either

>> No.10849933

>>10849520
How many times did you take it in the ass that night?

>> No.10849938

>>10849312
Agree man, if they force a 12 hour work shift on industry I'd take up day drinking too...

>> No.10849987

>>10849123
They've become impractical in Australia.
You'll be fined for having an unsealed alcohol container in your possession while on public transport. The same is true of many other public spaces.

>> No.10850020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawYBbP6zfs

where to get one like in this video

>> No.10850024

>>10849987
Dip it in sealing wax. Problem solves.

>> No.10850038

>>10850024
Literally going to try this.

>> No.10850045
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>drinking (((alcohol)))

>> No.10850089

>>10849470
>>10849482
>>10849498
DUDE

>> No.10850207

>>10849659

I stopped drinking when it stopped feeling good. I get no relaxation, euphoria, or other recreational value out of it.

I heard this happens to alcoholics. But they continue drinking 'cause it staves off addiction withdrawal pain. The only pleasure is pain relief.

Not fun at all.

>> No.10850261

>>10849540
enamel or titanium are good for flasks.

>> No.10850269

>>10849659
It is if you truly hate yourself. Watching yourself fall apart can be the greatest joy available to you.

>> No.10850291

>>10849156
If I found out I was about to die a violent death I don't think alcohol would be on the forefront of my mind.

If I got fired, I'd probably turn into a teetotaler until I had my shit together again, because drinking when you're down just makes it worse.

The difference in thinking marks you as an alcoholic.
>>10849545
t. disgusting degenerate, go inject another 8 ball of kind bud, you've obviously got the joneses or whatever

>> No.10850350

>>10849123
being an alcoholic isn't frowned upon anymore
you could probably drink openly at work just fine

>>10849520
that was once
ten years ago
and now you're an alcoholic
you dont speak to any of those friends anymore
and they all have families, but you just have the bottle

>> No.10850366

>>10849123
You can't have liquor in these flasks for more than three days or else it begins to taste funny.

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>>10849433
>>10849438
>>10849446
David Hasselhoff is an alcoholic and did drugs and yet he's fine.

>> No.10850382

>>10849914
Walmart sells them for about $4.

>> No.10850395

>>10850089
Weed, lmao

>> No.10850406
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>>10849123
I used to carry a flask and grease my hair and wear a leather jacket in Phoenix AZ.

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>>10849433
jokes on you, my dad died from liver cirrhosis without drinking regularly

>> No.10850610

>>10849123
Bum bottles of jd work just as well. Problem with flasks is that they're a meme nowadays, if you pull one out you look like you're drinking anyways, so just get a half pint and pocket it. Unless you are sneaking shit in literally everywhere and need the savings of getting the 1.75 liter then transferring the contents over, in which case /alc/ for you but I wish you all would just migrate to r9k already.

>> No.10850623

>>10850207
Why I stopped weed right here. And booze only feels remotely good if I have it once a week tops

>> No.10850624
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>>10849123
regular soda

>> No.10850643

I have a flask. I don't carry it around in public that often. I'd take it to a sporting event or concert where booze is going to be expensive and bad.

The main usage is when I go fishing I fill it up with cheap scotch and sip on it every now and then.
I also take a thermos with hot tea or coffee so sometimes I put a bit of whisky in my cup of coffee.

It pretty comfy.

>> No.10850652

>>10849123
Theres no reason i can think, maybe if you are cold or some shit

>> No.10850986

>>10849470
>>10849498
>>10849482
i fucking hate people like you. is it better than alcohol? yes. is it an anti depressant? fucking no. does it kill cancer cells? no. does it cause death? no, but fucking retards will be fucking retards and if they die while under the influence good riddance. fuck you you absolute cunt

>> No.10851037

>>10849123
>spending money on a flask that you could have spent on alcohol
>using a flask to sleekly and chicly disguise alcohol use in day to day life
>only carrying 4-6oz alcohol
I just pour tequila into an empty water bottle and top up with juice, then drink at work. People assume I'm drinking Mio flavored water bullshit because it's red in a water bottle, but it's actually 1800 Reposado with cranberry juice.
Sometimes I wonder if everyone smells it on my breath and knows it's tequila, but no one has ever said anything.

>> No.10851060

>>10851037
Everyone knows.

>> No.10851086

>>10849123
I usually bring my 6oz flask to the cinema, friend does the same. Makes capeshit more bearable.

>> No.10851139

>>10849677
Head over to /adv/ and look at the al/ck general that those stupid mods banned from here.
Fucking faggots.

>> No.10851140

>>10849498
Alchohol has also been used in medicine and still is? I don't get the point here. Leeches were medicine. China still uses all kind of bullshit as medicine. Get some better points to your argument anon.

>> No.10851202

>>10849123
I was reading a novel from around the year 1900, Dr Nikola I think. Basically Victorian adventure schlock.

In it, the main hero, a proto-australian but still basically a colonial brit, gets a bad shock, or something. Another character urges him to drink brandy. He does and immediatley recovers.
Same thing happens again in different circumstances.

I think people really did think alcohol was "fortifying" back then. The tone was basically, "here, take this essential medicine," as if it were an aspirin or antihistamine, except what was being offered was fucking brandy to someone with a concussion.

I would leave hipflasks to camping or fishing or the funeral of someone you disliked.
If you want a drink in everyday circumstances, you should be able to take the time to go to a bar or someone's house.

I'd also say aeroplanes, but with TSA these days you have to pre-drink to get through a long flight.

>> No.10851232

>>10851202
>I'd also say aeroplanes, but with TSA these days you have to pre-drink to get through a long flight.
Try international, it was unlimited beers for free.

>> No.10851242

>>10851232
When I flew air qatar they had free beer wine and spirits but I was a window seat so I didnt indulge.

>> No.10851245
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10851245

What do you people mean by "emergencies"?

>> No.10851259

>>10851242
I can't sleep on planes, and my legs get restless, so I just kept going to the galley for some Goose Islands until I could pass out for a few hours. Thank God that there are fucking TVs in the back of seats now, the future is now.

>> No.10851659

>>10850986
Have you ever hit a blunt while looking at your tumor through an open wound to see if it shrinks?
No?
So you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
Then fucking shut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot piece of fucking shit.

>> No.10851889

>>10849555
>I only buy them for emergencies, like if I have to talk to someone.
the struggle is real

also checked

>> No.10851955

>>10851245
seriously, what

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>>10849650
this pic is disgusting

>> No.10851998

>>10849308
Man, fuck you for making me think to look at the app. They actually have a good coupon for once and now I want to get my $1 big mac. But I'm also a lazy POS and feel like getting drunk.

>> No.10852002

>>10851659
>So you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
Well, there is that article in Nature, which is perhaps the most prestigious academic journal there is.

>> No.10852018

>>10849637
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. If anything it makes more sense that way.

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>> No.10852175

>>10851245
>>10851955
It was explained at the top of the thread.

>> No.10852468

>>10849156
>>10849291
I prefer the Wild Turkey Rye over the 101 if I have to be honest

>>10849366
>>10849379
I tend to mix rum and pink / red grapefruit for situations like that. Colour stays the same and unless you go overboard the smell stays close enough that no one notices

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>>10849123
It isn't worth being tipsy any place where you can't get alcohol anyway.

>> No.10852501

>>10849470
> Anti depressant

I always feel happy for a week after eating Brownies
> Kills cancer cells

lel, smoking it is more harmful than smoking cigs.

> 0 deaths in history

> implying

> No OD
I've OD'd two weeks ago. It was fun for a while, also terrible.

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>>10849123
I only drink every once in a while. It takes like 10+ mixed drinks to actually get me trippy.

>> No.10853017

>>10849123
Is this the alck thread? I was thinking of hitting the liquor store tonight for tomorrow - what should I get if I've been on a limoncello kick and am a tastelet so I can't handle most hard stuff straight?

>> No.10853026

>>10853017
Alck threads are on /adv/ now

>> No.10853037

>>10853017
Handle of cheap vodka and several types of juice

>> No.10853042

>>10849123
Some kind of acid to throw in the face of nonbelievers

>> No.10853049

>>10853037
I've done that a couple times - usually mixing it with something like apple schnapps or something. But then it usually suits my taste better to just drink the schnapps or whatever straight and not bother with the vodka.

>> No.10853077

>>10849123
>>10849156
>that 30 year old boomer who carries a hip flask of liquor in his pocket pretending to be a movie detective

>> No.10853153

>>10849123
I have a blue 12 oz stanley flask for camping and snowboarding. Haven't really had any other use for it.. When I go to the movie theatre I put booze into a small disposable water bottle and squish all the air out. This way it fits in my pocket without any staff seeing. If you're not putting rum in your coke at the theatre, you're doing it all wrong.

>> No.10853170

>>10853153
this guy, i like this guy.

>> No.10854565

>>10849123
Loch Lomond Original

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rum is the only thing that gets my engine running


RummmrumRUMrumrummruM

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>>10849123

A buddy always brings a flask of Apple Pie Moonshine when we’re ice fishing.

>> No.10856357

>>10850291
can you fuck off back to /pol/?

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>>10849540
This.
I bought a flask like 3 years ago and took it on a camping trip. The alcohol tasted like metal shit. Yes, I cleaned it out inside before using it.
It was rum if that matters... I think it was white, but may have been spiced.
What do?

>> No.10856756

>>10856750
Properly taken care of it wouldn't do that.

>> No.10856773

Flasks always have ridiculously small mouths and it's hard to take a good drink out of them, buying a 2dl bottle is just so much easier in every way.

>> No.10856821

>>10849123
I've lost my last 2 flask. Ive been looking into getting another. Do you know any good websites with cool flask?

>> No.10856827

>>10849131
>2.5 oz
That's not worth it honestly, 4-5oz flask Are the only ones worth carrying

>> No.10857177

>>10856756
Ok, so what's the proper care for it? It just said to wash it out.

>> No.10857214

>>10849156
>sees a tornado approaching
>better get shitfaced

>fired from job, depressed and on edge, doing 90 on the e-way
>better get shitfaced

wew lad

>> No.10857378

>>10849907
Oh noes!
Drain Bamage!

>> No.10857406

>>10853153
Friends and I used to do sneak a bong into theatres when we were kids. It's easy when it's winter out and it can be hidden in a jacket pocket, then just fill it at a water fountain. You have to be a bit careful when doing bong hits during the movie so the lighter flash doesn't draw attention and also blow the smoke down so some smoke cloud doesn't block the movie image for people and also draw attention.

>> No.10857444

>>10857406
wow you guys are so bad ass lol

>> No.10857497

If I want to have surreptitious drinks out in the open, I just pour my alcohol into soft drink bottles. Hip flasks are way too obvious and eye-catching.

E.g. red wine in a ribena bottle (ribena is pretty much the same shade), whisky in a lucozade bottle, vodka in a sprite bottle, etc.

It's worked out pretty well as a money saving measure at quite a few concerts because the door staff usually don't care about you bringing half a soft drink bottle in. Get regular coca colas at the bar and you have yourself free cocktails all night.

>> No.10857548

>>10857497
>Hip flasks are way too obvious and eye-catching.
but muh larping

>> No.10857588

>>10857406
They sell beer in theaters around here now but back in the day me and friends would always sneak booze into theaters. I still do bring airplane or little bottles in occasionally. I saw Black Panther with a friend of mine and we brought in a bottle of E&J, we were pouring shots for all the black folk around us. It was pretty hype

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>>10849123
I carry a 6oz of Pyrat XO for celebration purposes.. I find 6oz to be good enough for three of four people to get a decent cheers in.

Never been much of a whiskey drinker, so I can't comment on that part.

>> No.10857721

>>10857588
I love black people. You couldn't do that with white people. At least one of them would snitch.

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>>10856750
>I bought a flask like 3 years ago and took it on a camping trip. The alcohol tasted like metal shit.

The alcohol doesn’t taste like metal, it’s the metal you’re tasting when you put your lips on the spout.

Like beer in a can, (which I used to refuse to drink) if you pour it in a glass it tastes normal.