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every day i eat this for dinner. this is all i ever eat. months now.

>> No.10843278

you got good farts?

>> No.10843281

>>10843278

i haven't been farting at all, and my turds are looong snakes that are flat black and when i wipe it comes back clean. been losing lots of weight. one quart of kefir and 27oz of turnip greens is 860 calories.

>> No.10843292

>>10843281
black poo means you have eternal bleeding. for real though that's probably way too much iron

>> No.10843297

>>10843292

there's only 40% daily value of iron in the can of greens, and i'm definitely not bleeding internally, it's just how poo made of nothing but turnip greens and live cultured milk look.

>> No.10843300

>>10843273
>Eating active bacteria

>> No.10843302

>>10843292
>eternal bleeding
fuck, that sounds serious

>> No.10843309

>>10843273
Lmao at you Americans with your """kefir""" milkshakes that you call kefir. You're literally as bad as people who call frappucinos "coffee", but you're too ignorant to realise it.

Just admit you're a pussy who can't stand the taste of fermented milk drinks. And god help you if you ever try schubat or kumis.

>> No.10843310

>>10843309

i love fermented milk drinks, which is why i drink a quart of it a day.

>> No.10843330
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>>10843310
I love coffee, that's why I drink one of these a day.

>> No.10843336

>>10843330
I bet you take dick every day too, faggot.
Nothing wrong with being queer, but you’re just a faggot.

>> No.10843337

>>10843330

whats your point?

>> No.10843345
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>>10843336
>Nothing wrong with being queer

>> No.10843346

>>10843273
I bet you think that’s healthy lol

>> No.10843348

>>10843346

it sure makes me feel healthy, so yeah, i do think so.

>> No.10843355

>>10843348
What do the turnip greens taste like?
I tend to avoid any canned green vegetable because it always has that shitty olive drab look to it.

>> No.10843357

>>10843348
Your daily sugar limit should be 50 grams, and canned vegetables are loaded with sodium. Enjoy heart disease

>> No.10843366

>>10843337
My point is you're a fucking retard who got scammed into buying a strawberry milkshake under the guise if it being healthy. All the added sugar and strawberry flavourings and food colouring they put in that shit will negate any health effects of the kefir.

You are a fucking pussy and I would love to see you try real kefir, you would literally have the same look on your face as that fat woman trying to eat brussels sprouts.

>> No.10843373

>>10843355

>What do the turnip greens taste like?

my dude, i do not know about other brands because i haven't tried them, but the glory brand seasoned turnip greens are just unbelievably fucking bomb. i don't know what they're doing in that can because it's not just adding calories, but it's so delicious, i drink the juice as soon as i open the can because i can't wait. it never gets old. every day i look forward to eating room temperature greens out of a can like a fucking dog, that's how good it is.

>>10843357

nah

>> No.10843374

>>10843273
>kefir
>lowfat
>no indication of containing alcohol from natural fermentation
you're being scammed anon

>> No.10843383

>>10843374

it's just kefir.

>>10843366

your point is spurious. you're just making stuff up.

>> No.10843397

>>10843383
Wow, I tried spelling it out for you but you really are mentally deficient. Keep drinking your strawberry milkshake, I bet you pay like $5 per litre. I can geta litre of real kefir for 40 rupees.

>> No.10843408

>>10843397

it's not a milkshake.

>> No.10843413

>>10843373
>nah
just get fresh vegetables and a blender you fucking retard

>> No.10843414

>>10843397
Oops meant to say 40 roubles lol.

>> No.10843421

>>10843413

i don't want to, what i've got going on works for me.

>>10843414

i've got a feeling that anyone who has either rubles or rupees has no wisdom to impart upon me.

>> No.10843426

>>10843273
Kek. At the place I work we make a sauce from Lifeway and a couple other ingredients and everyone thinks it's some genius, made from scratch creation of the chef.

>> No.10843434

>>10843426

i bet it's good stuff. lifeway is great.

>> No.10843442

Orthorexia

>> No.10843456
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10843456

>80 grams of sugar

>> No.10843463
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>4,355 mg of sodium

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>>10843463
>he’s afraid of sodium

>> No.10843710

>>10843281
that is odd since you are ingesting the equivalent of fermented cud, your digestive system should be on holiday and your poop should be soft yet solid and brown with little odor

>> No.10843717

>>10843414
>$5
>40 rubles
Literally 8 times as expensive my man

>> No.10843728

>>10843710

i'm super regular. it's just too much chloryphyll for my poo to not be black.

>> No.10843735

>>10843717

it's 2.29 a quart where i get the kefir, btw, so my kefir is cheaper than his.

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>>10843649

>> No.10843747

>>10843737

>random fucking picture

whats your idea here? fuck off.

>> No.10843756

>>10843747
I’m trying to SAVE LIVES

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>>10843456

>> No.10843801

>>10843366
Anon, looking at the state of his fucking life i doubt he cares if its "real" or "fake" kefir he's obviously drinking it because he likes the taste of that drink not for any "health benefits"

>> No.10843838

>>10843756
Take your commie-faggot propaganda back to /reddit/, you nu-male.

>> No.10843861

>>10843756
why are you here? don't you have some dicks to suck in the congo or some shit?

>> No.10843883

That is a lot better than eating Panda Express and soda every day like most fat asses.

>> No.10843907

>>10843801

kefir is good for you anon

>> No.10843922

>>10843292
>eternal bleeding
metal af

>> No.10843935

>>10843883
Both are bad, nice logical fallacy

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>>10843397
>rupees

>> No.10844213

>>10843309
I live right by an Eastern European supermarket and they have an extensive kefir selection most of which are completely labeled in Cyrillic. I can't imagine that, with all the Poles, Lugans, ex-Yugos, and Ruskies that shop there, it's not legitimate stuff. Tastes delicious.

I've read a lot about kumis, but I don't think it's available in the States.

Also, only idiots call frappucinos anything besides milkshakes that, sometimes, contain coffee flavor. Most people will get drip coffee, espresso, or some coffee-based beverage (e.g. lattes, cappucinos, etc.).

People do like to make up their own signature drinks, though. Shit-tons of soy milk, flavor syrup shots, and cinnamon dustings. Pathetic.

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>>10843292
>eternal bleeding

>> No.10844274

>>10843414
You definitely are paying more you dumb cunt. Just shut the fuck up and stop posting nobody cares about you’re opinion and honestly you must be a pathetic lone loser to get this worked up over the way another human lives their life.

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>>10843937

>> No.10844816

>>10843456
Clearly says 20

>> No.10845167

>>10844816
Our boy is drinking the whole 4 serving sizes

>> No.10845282

>>10843756
You're probably also a frog posting faggot

>> No.10845390

>>10843273
>Europe: The Thread

>> No.10845485

>>10843273
cute spoon

>> No.10845491
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>>10845390
>southern style

>> No.10846161

>>10843273
That doesn't look very healthy, and this is coming from someone who only eats two cups of plain white rice and a single can of kidney beans per day.

Feel great and I haven't been sick in over 5 years.

>> No.10846186

>>10843273
I eat the same thing everyday too, except I eat reasonably healthy stuff.

>> No.10846201

>>10846161
It isn't healthy lol.

>> No.10846286

>>10843273
idk what t his crap is but it made me buy it while at walmart, i got the blueberry for $2, it's alright

>> No.10846362

>>10843309
I'm American and they sell unsweetened kefir right next to it. I like the unsweetened stuff, but if someone wants it sweetened with fruit, that's their business and the company has every right to offer it to them.

>> No.10846452

>>10843756
doing god's work, anon

>> No.10846471

>>10843737
Sodium is perfectly fine as long as you offset it with water and electrolytes.