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I have trouble eating solid foods because I'm scared I'll choke on it. How do I get over this anxiety. I eat only smoothies and soylent regularly.

>> No.10842339

>>10842323
Oh look, it's the how do I get over X thread again.

>By forcing yourself to do X
that's how.

Make yourself eat solid foods. Start small, just a bite or two here and there. Work your way up.

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>>10842323
Stop being a baka

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>>10842323
Try eating cocks

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>>10842323
Use the teeth that grew in your goddamn mouth to prevent that. If you somehow have no teeth, buy dentures.

>> No.10843477

>>10842345
>>10842350
Why are anime posters so rude?

>> No.10843491

T H E R A P Y
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>> No.10843506

Start with chunky liquids

>> No.10843511

>>10842323
Don’t -you’ll choke

>> No.10843521

>>10842323
better just stick to guzzling semen then

>> No.10843527

>>10842323
Just keep doing what you're doing, retard. You ain't dead, ain't ye? And if this diet does kill you or make you infertile, then I assume it's just evolution at work.

>> No.10843581

Eat like a bunny, snipping away lots of little pieces with your front teeth.

>> No.10843900

>>10842323
>soylent
Akarin~
>hide thread

>> No.10844122

Please stop using Akarin in your shitposting. Thanks.

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>>10842323
Have you ever tried chewing your food like a human?

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>>10842323
You know what to do.

>> No.10844571

>>10842323
Try chewing your food instead of sucking it down like you do cocks.

>> No.10844583

>>10842323
You have to expose yourself to your fears. Intentionally make yourself start choking on your food, over time it'll become less stressful.

If you're serious, you might need therapy. Or, you could figure out some way to prevent people from choking since it does happen. Maybe that's your calling. You'll invent something that makes people never choke on food ever again and you'll save lives.

>> No.10844668

>>10842323
Start with soups, and work your way up from there. This is such an absurd fear statistically, you shouldn't worry about it unless you're a heavy drinker that likes to sleep on your back.

If you're really afraid, learn how to Heimlich yourself with a chair

>> No.10845017

>>10842323
Chew your food, you autist.

God gave you teeth for a reason.

>> No.10845049

>>10842323
where do u guys get all the cute anime pics

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>>10842323
I'm deadly serious: clean your room.

>> No.10845189

>>10845049
from anime

>> No.10845204

>>10842323
Gradually eat more solid foods even though it feels uncomfortable and you get scared. Exposure therapy works perfectly for this kind of issue.

t. therapist

>> No.10845307

>>10843900
based

>> No.10845311

>>10845049
usually from /a/ or /fraud/

>> No.10845318

>>10845049
From my ironic weeb discord channels.

>> No.10845339

consider chewing if the soylent hasn't degraded your muscle structure to the point that you can't break solid foods with your jaw any more yet

>> No.10845440

pretty good bait

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>>10842323

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