/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10839992]

why is my sister such a bitch?
>be at home with my sister and her bf
>be playing hotline miami
>sister asks me what do i want to have for dinner
>(im a cook btw)
>lets have some quiche lorraine
>sure
>i chop the onions, fry the bacon, beat the eggs and grate the cheese
>she just boils the spinach and the leeks
>she then sends her bf to buy the pie dough
>1 hour later the tart is done
>sister: guys i dont wanna brag but this is the best tart i have ever made, i cant believe it tastes so good
all she did was drink wine and talk about stupid shit with her bf, why did she act so entitled?

[Anonymous No.10840000]

Because numales gave away any power they had when they started putting pussy on a pedestal

[Anonymous No.10840001]

>>10839992
fuck you dude

[Anonymous No.10840002]

She's negging you. She wants to fuck unironically.

[Anonymous No.10840004]

>>10839992

[Anonymous No.10840008]

>>10839992
She's a woman. Just laugh it off and have her make something next time.

[Anonymous No.10840014]

>>10839992
>my sister such a bitch
If she's such a bitch then you know what to do OP.

[Anonymous No.10840024]

Just divorce her. But don't forget to get permission from her bf or say goodbye to your nuts

[Anonymous No.10840032]

>>10840008
this, it's typical roastie behavior.

[Anonymous No.10840060]

>>10840008
>have her make something
she cant, i mean she cooks all right, but she isnt even near to a chefs level, she usually burns the food, or over salts it, she doesnt even know how to cook a rib eye the right way

[Anonymous No.10840103]

>>10839992
You sound like a roastie too.

[Anonymous No.10840112]

>>10840103
im not a roastie you dumb fucking faggot. im a man, stop bullying me

[Anonymous No.10840131]

>>10839992
It sounds like your sister is female, which explains it. They are like that to make life more challenging for men. The more challenged we are, the more intelligent we have to become to deal with it, which is better for the species overall.

[Anonymous No.10840158]

>>10840060
Then what do you want to do? Rub the fact that she can't cook in her face? I get that you want to act on your spite, trust me, I know that it would make your day to just put her in her place, but take a step back and think this through for a bit.

>Get back at your sister by pranking her or being mean or whatever
>She, being a woman, turns EVERYONE YOU KNOW against you
>Only have 4chan Anons as your friends

Just call her out if anything. Confront her and remind her how little she contributed to the meal (not after the fact of course, maybe during the next time you make food).

[Anonymous No.10840159]

>>10840002
This

[Anonymous No.10840271]

You are stupid, anon. Just use her.

> tell her to post the beautiful quiche on IG
> cook often with her and enjoy quality time together
> make her invite a friend to cook with you
> get laid and be alpha

[Anonymous No.10840292]

>>10839992
>>sister: guys i dont wanna brag but this is the best tart i have ever made, i cant believe it tastes so good
Is this not the part where you should've said "shutup retard I did all the work" like a normal sibling would? I have a younger brother and whenever I was growing up with him I'd just tell him to shutup dumbass you don't know shit. I mean, I didn't know shit either but this is how being a sibling goes. Call her out next time

[Anonymous No.10840314]

>>10840112
>im a man
>posts anime
suck my cock you fucking viola playing bitch

[Anonymous No.10840316]

>>10839992
You could also move out on your own, you basement-dwelling soft-cock.
What the fuck is wrong with millenials these days?

[Anonymous No.10840318]

>>10840292
Yeah, for many people. There are a lot of different family dynamics, though. OP seems to be in one of the types that has a subservient wuss overshadowed by a dominant yet irrationally respected sibling.

[Anonymous No.10840452]

>>10839992
you forgot to start with
>be me

[Anonymous No.10840453]

>>10840452
Who else would he be?

[Anonymous No.10840458]

>>10840314
this is word for the word the post i was going to make to reply to OP
what a fucking homo

[Anonymous No.10840460]

>>10840453
damn

[Anonymous No.10840520]

>>10840453
me

[Anonymous No.10840576]

>>10839992
She's just playing herself up in front of her boyfriend, it shouldn't be too surprising, nor should you get overly upset about over a family member unfairly angling for credit for something as fucking stupid as making dinner.

Bust her balls a bit next time you're cooking together in a way that isn't overly aggressive or mean, and she'll hopefully get the hint and humble herself somewhat.

[Anonymous No.10841251]

>>10840158
i got my retribution, im not cleaning shit, i went upstairs as soon as i finished eating, and i just made breakfast and didnt clean either, that will show her.
>>10840292
yes we can banter like normal siblings, but her ego gets the best of her in this situtations. like "heh they dont teach you this tricks at school" (it was just salting the greens so they would sweat and boil in their own juices)
>>10840316
who do you think i am dude? im just turning 19 she is 26 she is the one who should move out
>>10840314
>>10840458
fuck off, i like my anime like i like my women, cute

[Anonymous No.10841272]

>>10841251
>admits to being a newfag

[Anonymous No.10841299]

>>10840271
this is the only sensible thing i've read itt

[Anonymous No.10841306]

>>10841272
>implying he wasn't posting as an underage

[Anonymous No.10841336]

>>10841306
>baited underage b&
90% of /b/ is probably 15 anyway

[Anonymous No.10841339]

>>10841251
> i got my retribution, im not cleaning shit, i went upstairs as soon as i finished eating, and i just made breakfast and didnt clean either, that will show her.

Lol so passive. How numale can a male get?

[Anonymous No.10841342]

>>10839992
make her poptarts next time

[Anonymous No.10841346]

beat her

[Anonymous No.10841353]

>>10841251
>im just turning 19
When I was turning 19, I had just completed the mortgage on my house AND was in the process of aquiring some primo real estate

[Anonymous No.10841381]

>>10839992
That's a really minor inconvenience to be mad about

[Anonymous No.10841386]

>>10839992
just tell her she did fuck all, why are you complaining about it on the internet?

[Anonymous No.10841392]

>>10841353
which was how long ago, boomer? probably easy to do with a good economy and living in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.10841404]

>>10841353
Congratulations on being the .1%

[Anonymous No.10841417]

>>10839992
>i chop the onions, fry the bacon, beat the eggs and grate the cheese
that's just retard busy work that involves almost no cooking skill... you are no better anon. If I had to pick one person that "made" that shitty quiche I would say it was her since she put it together and decided how long to cook it for at which temperature. But you both sound like underagged faggots that suck at cooking since you had to buy a fucking pie dough. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10841446]

>>10839992
>sister bf:your brother is such gay.
>sister:no,gays get sex,my brother is just gonna post on 4chin about his pussy hurting.
>sisters bf:but if he is OP how not teh gay?
>sister:who cares,now bring on the anal.
>sisters bf:I am gonna have weird butt sex with op's sister,that being you.
>sister:bring it on,black guy.


Also,fuck you op.

[Anonymous No.10841459]

>>10839992
Did you clap back and tell her she hardly did shit?

If you just sat there quietly while she talked about all the credit due to her, then you enabled her to be this way, probably your whole life, by never standing up for yourself and making it easy for her to take the credit. You see it in siblings all the time: if there's one quite quiet one, the other is overly loud and talkative and kind of self-important because where the quiet sibling shrank away from socialization etc, the other sibling expanded to fill that empty space.

You could see it the other way too, that the loud sibling forces the quiet one to be quiet by dominating speaking time, but I think it's 'symbiotic' in the way that they feed off each other.

[Anonymous No.10841463]

>>10841417
i told her i could make the dough, she said she wanted to eat as soon as possible and it would take too much time.
>she put it together and decided how long to cook it for at which temperature.
not really, as i stated before, she only cooked the greens, but i get it, its my fault for letting her cook with me in the first place, when we i was a kid i used to help her around the kitchen, and now that im actually studying she thinks i act like a know it all just because i point out her dumb mistakes "but mom used to do it this way so its the right way" but i have a big fat book about french cuisine that says otherwise
boy i just went into a full rant

[Anonymous No.10841475]

>>10841446
dude you are giving him way too much credit, if you think im a numale you should see him, he plays magic the gathering and listens to fucking arch enemy

[Anonymous No.10841480]

This thread sucks

[Anonymous No.10841481]

>>10841463
>she only cooked the greens
so ya'll just slopped together some bacon, eggs and spinach into a premade pie crust and called it a day without putting it in the oven? Nice "quiche" fagtron.

[Anonymous No.10841518]

>>10841475
And STILL gets more pussy than you do.

[Anonymous No.10841522]

>>10839992
reminds me of the time my best friends bf tried to take some credit for the chili I made, just kind of shut him down quickly when he mentioned the recipe he found and I said I just used my own.

[Anonymous No.10841536]

>>10841475
Yet he's the one fucking your sister while you bitch about quiches on a Bhutanese CD player repair forum

[Anonymous No.10841570]

>>10841353
>I rode my parent's coattails and I'm proud of it
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10841629]

>>10840002
What's ironic fucking?
"Ohhh yeeeeeah look at me I'm soo having sex rn"

[Anonymous No.10841637]

>>10841629
ironic fucking is what I tell everyone I do to your mom because I'm ashamed to admit I like it

[Anonymous No.10841645]

>>10839992
Wait, you claim to be a cook and you buy pie dough? You both are massive faggots

[Anonymous No.10841655]

>>10840002
This. Go bang your sister.

[Anonymous No.10841673]

>>10839992
If you have a job, why do you live with your sister? Newsflash, you're never going to have enough money for a house and family as a line cook.