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10839567 No.10839567 [Reply] [Original]

Did you know the original carrots were black?

>> No.10839574

Corn was purple, avocados were the size of walnuts, bananas are a type of grass.

>> No.10839578

>>10839567
Your original dad was black XD

>> No.10839586

>>10839567

Now they have been COLONIZED!

>> No.10839587

>>10839567
i had a carrot that deep deep purple once and it was so delicious, but if you forget you ate it you're gonna have a scare when you shit it out

>> No.10839589

Many of our veggies and fruits are completely unnatural and a result of our genetic modifications.

>> No.10839603

>>10839567
WE WUZ VEGETABLES AND SHEEEEIT.

>> No.10839615

>>10839589
They’re called vegetables, not “veggies.”
Grow the fuck up

>> No.10839617
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>>10839587
reminds me of the time I decided to buy a bunch of beets, oven roast them, and eat them as a meal

My piss was blood red for an entire day, and I was shitting half digested red/purple fibers for the next 48 hours

>> No.10839625

>>10839567
Ayo hol up

>> No.10839630
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>>10839567
WE

>> No.10839633

>>10839567
Just like original humans

>> No.10839644

>>10839615
veggies.

>> No.10839647

>>10839617
makes me want to serve my fairly food-ignorant roommate a meal with dark carrots, red beets, and asparagus. he was with me when i had purple carrots so he'd make the connection pretty fast but it'd still be entertaining.

>> No.10839894

>>10839578
Shit

>> No.10839975

Purple carrots are great with chicken borsch since they complement the earthy taste of beets well.

>> No.10840026

>>10839975
do you put regular carrots in your borscht? because the purple carrot tastes just like the other colors. it's not any more "earthy" than your standard orange carrots. why do you make up stupid shit on the internet?

>> No.10840049

>>10839567
>kangz

>> No.10840064

>>10840026
Because I live in Europe (Poland) as an oversea student and there are sweeter varieties of carrots that are purple.

>> No.10840084

>>10839574
>Bananas are a type of grass
That's like calling palm trees grass. Not all monocots are grass.

>> No.10840351

>>10839975
>chicken borsch
kys

>> No.10840751

>>10839567
Wild carrots are white actually.
But purple varieties are older than orange ones, though all man-made.

>> No.10840804

>>10839617
normal piss is yellow?
well fuck me then

>> No.10840973

>>10839567
Thanks for teaching me this Kojima

>> No.10840980

>>10840804
What color is yours?

>> No.10841010

>>10840026
How is this possible? The purple surely tastes different from orange. You can't remove orange from something and add purple and expect it to not taste different. Purple tastes different from orange. Just like green tastes different from red.

>> No.10841025

>>10841010
>colors have flavors
i guess this is now a /tard/ general

>> No.10841033
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10841033

>>10841025
>he doesn't have synesthesia
Look at this faggot and laugh at his boring existence

>> No.10841037

>>10841033
that's the other way around, genius

>> No.10841063

>>10839567
How can poor little orange boys compete against the Big Black Carrot?

>> No.10841069

>>10841025
So green tomatoes taste the same as red?
Red potatos the same as yellow?
Honeydew the same as Cantaloupe?

>> No.10841088

>>10841069
wtf I added red food colouring to my cake and it now tastes like tomato and beets!

>> No.10841118

>>10841063
actually, the largest varieties of carrot are orange.

>> No.10841141

>>10841088
that's fake red though, food uses real red

>> No.10841519

>>10839975
?