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Picked up some hot sauce today
What do you think? My favorite is the aardvark

>> No.10836707

>>10836332
I think you have Exquisite taste.

>> No.10836840

>>10836332
Dave’s insanity

Franks redhot I put that shit on everything

>> No.10837071

>>10836332
My favorite is always the 'vark. Those other sauces look way to hot and not sweet enough

>> No.10837139

I HAVE SEEN 12 AARDVARK POSTS IN THE. LAST FUCKING HOUR

THIS IS A PSYOP

>> No.10837178
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>>10837139

>> No.10837480

Varkie varkie
My favorite sauce
When i chug it my bull gets cross
Varkie varkie
Tasty yum
Spending cuck points to buy some
Varkie varkie
Hot and runny
Varkie sauce beats eating cummie

>> No.10837483

>>10837480
Based

>> No.10838175
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10838175

>>10836332
Leave us alone Rob

>> No.10838205

>>10836332
>other three sauces in classy glass bottles with nice but subtle wrappers on them
>HuRRR SECRET AARVARK sauce in a big obnoxious container that looks like it should be holding ketchup in a school cafeteria

>> No.10838696

>>10838205
?

>> No.10838721
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10838721

>>10836332
u know aardvark is kinda shit desu

>> No.10838726

>>10838205
>caring about the container
this is like the pinnacle of homosexuality. anyway a squeezable container is practical.

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>>10836332
this advertising team really knows how to get sales
shitposting is an innovative way to get attention

>> No.10838746

>>10838175
I want to protect that smile.

>> No.10838758
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>>10837480
Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.10838780

>>10838205
>actual autism

>> No.10838790

>>10838780
Think you meant to quote >>10838726

Squeezable containers are the pinnacle of autist-pandering.

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>>10838790

>> No.10838810

>>10838726
>other hot sauce bottles have pictures of hot chillis on them
>secret aardvark is just some gay ass blue ant eater looking thing
Can you imagine bringing this out for guests at a formal party or something?
At least the other hot sauce bottles look respectable. SA is literally designed for autists.

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>>10837139

>> No.10839229

>>10838758
Imagine how much shit would get done if this website shut down and people put their energy and talents into anything else

>> No.10839259

>>10838810
>formal party
nigga, if you honestly have a lot of formal parties (you don't) where you're worried about impressing your wealthy aristocrat friends (you have no friends and if you did they'd be losers like you), then don't bring out the 'vark at a formal party.

The truly bizarre part is that you are not only pretending you have a lot of "formal parties," you're also pretending that you wouldn't even dare own anything that isn't suitable for a "formal party." Like, you wouldn't own a bottle of hot sauce, even if you liked it, with a cartoon aardvark on it because your imaginary friends would laugh at you at one of theimaginary "formal parties" you have every meal of every day

>> No.10839297

>>10836332
I'm never gonna even bother trying aardvark. I probably never would have, either. All of those look like meme sauces that you buy at a truck souvenir shop that are way too fucking hot. Also, those must be super tiny bottles for the resolution to be that small.

>> No.10839393

>>10839229
Spicy saucy god
The Vark sauce envelopes me
Inner cuck embrace

>> No.10839395

>>10838810
Lmaoing at u, gaybert

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>>10839229
>put their energy and talents into anything else
>talents
Thanks honey