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WHO THE FUCK EVEN OWNS ONE OF THOSE (thread)
HA HA HA, LOSER!

>> No.10835827

>>10835781
smart egg holder? for what purpose

>> No.10835831

>>10835781
The only reason not to own one is if you're (literally) poor.

>> No.10835839

>>10835831
>>>/biz/

>> No.10835878

I don't get it, what is this even

>> No.10835886

>>10835878
it keeps track of how many eggs you have and when you expect them to go bad
if it made an omelet for you it would be juicero for eggs
https://www.amazon.com/Quirky-Minder-Enabled-Smart-PEGGM-WH01/dp/B00GN92KQ4

>> No.10835894

>>10835878
post cooking things no one owns/no one needs

>> No.10835896

Post more of these pls, I only know of the juicer and SMALT.

>> No.10835898
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10835898

>>10835886
so it's another waste of resources for a quick cashgrab.

>> No.10835904

>>10835898
yup

>> No.10835913

>>10835839
This is /biz/ but probably because it's some kind of pyramid scheme, not because the product is for rich people

>> No.10835914

>>10835886
Hmm, maybe they should make a machine that only makes omelettes.
Have a woman with a hilariously overdone French accent advertise it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU

>> No.10835917

>>10835886
You mean if it squeezed an already made omelete out of a bag for you

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>>10835896

>> No.10835938
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10835938

>Microwaving bacon

>> No.10835941

>>10835920
>hole saw for your vegetables
Just get a fucking regular cordless drill for fucks sake
I already use a pipe wrench to open jars in the kitchen what other garage tools do I need to move in

>> No.10835948
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>>10835938

>> No.10835953

>>10835941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToaE56pzTyM

>> No.10835954

>>10835938
Microwaving bacon is actually totally fine.

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10835960

>get up
>make freeesh torteeja
>salt them with smalt
>wash down with a glass of juice-ro as I read jezebel.com
>continue reading while my tesla drives me to my senior social director job in silicon valley
>spend the rest of the day updating our gender policies
>at night I go with my girlfriends to the bar to grab a black stud for the night

>> No.10835965

>>10835960
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.10835969

>>10835938
>>10835954
Yeah but just put it on a plate

>> No.10835976

>>10835827
everything must be smart, especially your salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k

>> No.10835978

>>10835938
there's nothing wrong with microwaving bacon

>> No.10835982

>>10835960
imagine thinking about black dick this much

>> No.10836018

>>10835827
So you know how many eggs you have at all times.

>> No.10836039
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10836039

It's funny they only tricked the "healthy living" retards when juices ditch the fiber

also, what's a fucking 50 buck juicer, compatible with literally anything the shredder can shred?

>> No.10836042

>>10835982
imaging having a hole haha gross, haha

>> No.10836044

>>10835886
I'd buy a machine that made omlets at the push of a button.

>> No.10836052
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10836052

>>10836044
checked
here's a tool for lazy Fuchs who don't use their produce WHEN THEY SHOULD

>> No.10836064

>>10836052
>:he checks dubs on /ck

>> No.10836085

>>10836044
You need the rollie egg cooker then. Like eggs? Like omelette? Like sticks? Buy the rollie egg cooker now!

>> No.10836096

>>10836064
>he puts a colon after his maymay arrow

>> No.10836284

>>10835914
FRRRRESH TORRRTEEEHAS
stupid fucking whore

>> No.10836287

>>10836064
all dubs should be checked

>> No.10836289
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10836289

>>10836039
more dumb overpriced gadgets

>> No.10836296
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>>10836096
It's a hacker thing. You wouldn't understand.

>> No.10836304

>>10836289
I love this one.
It looks like the kind of shit my boomer dad gets as a "free gift" when he subscribes to some magazine but it's priced at 170 fucking dollars.

>> No.10836317

>>10835827
To live the MMBN dream obviously, like all "Internet of Things" shit.

>> No.10836325

>>10836289
>What is a pencil and paper

>> No.10836328
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10836328

>>10836304
>>10836325

>> No.10836343

>>10836328
>banging item on hard surface
This is when you know you're dealing with boomers.

>> No.10836352

>>10835976
LOL is this a fuckin parody or something?

>> No.10836383
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10836383

ME SMART! DUH COMMERCIAL TOLD ME SO. IT A SMART JUICE-UH.

>> No.10836387

>>10835976
I've just been using a half coconut shell that I sanded a bit and two fingers when I needed a half teaspoon of salt.
Like a fucking caveman! I'm so disgusted with myself right now.

>> No.10836394

>>10836343
Yeah. It used to fix loose connections a high percentage of the time. Modern electronics suck.

>> No.10836402

>>10836394
so that's why my dad beat me!

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>>10835898
The creators of this don't give a fuck about the product. Best case for them is that some bigger company buys them out and they walk away with a few million each. Worst case they burn through their venture capital, eat well for a year, go under, and then try some other dumb idea.

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>>10836289
>Include installation + $78.49

>> No.10836901

>>10836762
EXPERT installation

>> No.10836936

>>10836052
I just eat the whole tomato including the green part.

>> No.10836940
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>>10836936
>crack a tooth on the stem
that'll be $999

>> No.10837014

>>10836343
Don't knock percussive maintenance. I got another three years out of a hard drive by smacking it from the opposite side it was dropped on.

>> No.10837025

>>10836284
>enunciating spanish correctly is indicative of your sexual promiscuity

dumb incel.

>> No.10837421

>>10835954
>>10835978
I would guess it'd be comparatively awful to frying it, does it turn out the same?

>> No.10837458

Do eggs even go bad I have never had a bad egg before. I leave my eggs on the counter for a month sometimes.

>> No.10837747

>>10835941
>I already use a pipe wrench to open jars
stop consuming soy

>> No.10837768
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>>10837458
They do go bad but it happens at least a month after the sell-by date if you keep them in the fridge.
I've only ever smelled a bad egg once and that was because I kept it on purpose to know how long it would take. Went like 7 weeks over the date on the box.
Trust me; if it's bad you will know about it when you smells it.

>> No.10837777

>>10837014
Ayyyyy

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10837783

>>10837777
Man, that's the second time I get quads here in like a day. Where's my fucking medal?

>> No.10837815

>>10835781
>when you want the NSA to know how many eggs you have in your fridge

>> No.10838215

>>10835886
Isn't that already a built in feature in most of the new fridges?

>> No.10838549

>>10835938
I need it

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10838607

the oft bought ruh roh DUDE hot dog

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10838610

>>10837777
four (4) digits in a row

>> No.10838625

>>10835914
>proprietary tortilla container is required for each tortilla
Unless I'm misunderstanding this product, it looks like the tortilla version of that kruger coffee maker which is pure cancer btw.

>> No.10838636

So if you're out and forget to check your eggs can it tell you how many you have in case you need to pick some up? This is the only practical use I can think of

>> No.10838667

>>10835954
I bake it, because it’s called bacon

>> No.10838718

>>10837421

it turns out better.

>> No.10838751

>>10835960
You missed one step
>get mugged by an illegal citizen

>> No.10838808

post more obnoxious kitchen gadgets ;-;

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>>10839917

>> No.10840176
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10840176

Lets get some fucking classics in here

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>>10840176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6KNpmRNyJM

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>>10840180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCy1FE89KI

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10840189

>>10840184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXjeG-VSpT4

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10840194

>>10840189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdAUZ_tolkw

>> No.10840205

>>10840184
"Hey George, great grill. But what do you think about an on/off switch?"... "Nope, don't need it!"

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10840220

>>10840205
eh, when you consider these things are made to be as cheap and simple as possible, not having an on/off switch makes sense considering it's just gonna run off an outlet.
>>10840194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt3iPjPgrTs

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10840230

>>10840176
oh, forgot the showtime infomercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG43jyZ65R8

>>10840220
Now for some real classic shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wzULnlHr8w

>> No.10840238
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>>10840230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZlyvxfo9w0
GONNA LOVE MY NUTS

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>>10840238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQY2aDyoKs

>> No.10840246

>>10840243
And finally... the BlendTec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw

>> No.10840273

Drm eggs?

>> No.10840294

>>10840176
is that some based set it and forget it? why yes it is.

>> No.10840296

>>10840085
why is there a penis center bottom

>> No.10840305

>>10839917
Imagine eating so much factory produced sausage that you'd buy an appliance that can only process them if they're exactly the same

>> No.10840308

>>10840194
The thumbnail looks like that thing is on fire :^)
As it should be

>> No.10840385

>>10836328
>He bought 2 of them and will buy another
I wish I had that much disposable income

>> No.10840554
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>>10840243
I don't like getting my fingers dirty. Whats wrong with this? Should I use a napkin on each hand? How about disposable gloves? How would you keep your hands clean when eating finger food and be okay with it?

>> No.10840715

>>10840554
you lick your fingers off

>> No.10840726

>>10840176
gary buseys long lost brother???

>> No.10841058
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10841058

I don't because I'm poor. I get my food from a food bank.

>> No.10841073

>>10840554
>Whats wrong with this?
It looks extremely awkward to use and would fuck up your dexterity something fierce, probably making a bigger mess than just using your fingers.

I accept the fact that my fingers will get dirty and then I wash my hands with soap and water afterward.

>> No.10841082

>>10841058
maybe we can get government grants to design grocery tracking devices and distribute them to food stamp recipients

>> No.10841102

>>10841082
I would be okay with that. Nig nogs spending their shit on candy while I can't even afford eggs sucks. I would happily be working if my pancreas would cooperate with me.

I've been to the hospital here so many times now that the nurses all know me.

>> No.10841165

>>10840176

>own this
>it works well

get fucked

>> No.10841168

>>10836287
amen

>> No.10841179

>>10837777
whoa congrats on those quads my dude

>> No.10841187

>>10836352
silicon valley is a hell of a place

>> No.10841411

>>10840554
Except in the end you'd need to wash it off as well. Why don't just use your hand and wash your hand, instead of spending koney on shitty dumb plastics.

>> No.10841424

>>10840180
I got one of these as a gift, it does blend better and is easier to clean than a regular blender but I don't think paying 500% more for a 15% better performance is worth it.

>> No.10841881

>>10835781
Wait a second... I remember this thread
>>10836289
You were there
>>10836328
and you were there
>>10835920
and you too!
It can't have been a dream...

>> No.10841918

>>10836052
>talking shit on the tomato king
I see you've never had to prep 200 tomatoes before.

>> No.10841947

>>10841881
Yea i was the op of that thread. This is just a bleak shadow of my darling creation

>> No.10841977

>>10840176

these rotisserie ovens are the shit. Or atleast they were alot more economical before every grocery store started selling there own rotisserie chicken. You'd set it and forget it.

>> No.10842201

>>10840246
How does the best blender on the market get put in a "useless kitchen appliances" thread?

>> No.10842237

>>10840176
This seems like it would be good for more than just chicken.

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>>10838625
thatsthejoke.gif

>> No.10842452

>american
>have a smartphone-linked egg holder and an amazon integrated musicplayer/discolight/saltshaker
>still wipe asshole with paper after shitting because a bidet is too extravagant
>still microwave a mug of water to make tea because electric kettles are nonsense

>> No.10842458

>>10842452
>he washes his butt with water
Asboluely muslim-tier

>> No.10842673

>>10842305
But it's an actual product man? Unless I'm living in a world where someone went to this much effort for an ironic chuckle... at which point I would be mildly impressed.

>> No.10842697

>>10842673
A lot of boomers and gen x mongrels have more money than sense. Go into an average boomer/genx house. They don't even cook and have more gadgets in their kitchen than all the poorfags on /ck/ put together. The extent of the average gen x cooking ability is adding a packet of taco seasoning to ground meat and patting themselves on the back for being so ethnically cultured. You could sell these assholes a perpetual cleaning machine that throws your feces on the floor, cleans it up, and throws it on the floor again just for the spectacle of it. They need those 5 bedroom houses just to hold all of their useless fucking junk.
We really need to gas them.

>> No.10842699

>>10842452
>to make tea
Nobody in the first world drinks tea.

>> No.10842737

>>10842697
25 yo millboomers can't afford the gas or mechanisms to dispense it, so you're out of luck. Enjoy paying off your student loans for the rest of your life and sharing a rathole apt. with 6 other people forever. We fucked you over, are living the good life because of it, while you live like a 3rd worlder and think some orange daddy figure boomer will rescue you, lol!

As far as food goes, I rejected the midwest pig slop I grew up with, never go to restaurants and cook my own with an emphasis on old comforts reimagined and a wide scope of ethnic foods using top shelf ingredients. Eat your heart out, you fucks will always live poor.

t. trueblood boomer

>> No.10842764

>>10841947
sorry senpai :( no one took the hint that it was an homage. that guy tagged all mes its shamefur dispray

>> No.10842792

>>10842737
I just graduated with zero debt and already have a job. Both my parents fell into the trap of hoarding useless crap and after moving out from my apartment, I can already say I have too much junk. I'll be applying minimalism to my possessions. No use in wasting money and space.

>> No.10843683

>>10836940
how soft are your teeth?

>> No.10843887

>>10842737
>boomer thinks it's an impressive feat that he can cook his own food
>on a cooking board
Want an asspat? Good for you, wow bro.
See
>>10842792
Similar but I do have student loan debt, which is why I have a sidehustle that doubles my income. Also a minimalist with hoarder parents (who are poorfags, probably because of their shopping addictions and bad life choices.) My income far exceeds my expenses.

>> No.10844028

>>10836940
If you break your teeth with that then you have worse dental problems

>> No.10844040

>>10837421
it turns out the same or even crispier than on a pan
they sell special things to microwave bacon on

>> No.10844329

>>10841424
>but I don't think paying 500% more for a 15% better performance is worth it.

How fucking much does a Magic Bullet cost? A decent blender is like $280.

>> No.10844522

>>10836940
I don't live in a shithole, so going to the dentist costs me $4. It's also pretty nice not even having to make an appointment, I can just rock up whenever.

>> No.10844603

>>10836052
what is this doing? taking off the tomato's anus?

>> No.10845862

>>10841102
I live in a heavy EBT usage zone and honestly I see people using it for actual food-mostly proteins. Though it is a poor
White/Spanish area. Is using EBT for junk food a mostly non behavior?

>> No.10845872

>>10844329
A decent blender costs $30, ya dumb idiot

>> No.10845877

>>10844329
how much is a banana? like $10?

>> No.10845882

>>10845862
*nog

>> No.10845885

>>10845877
I need to get around to watching the new episodes. Didn't even try Season 4 yet. I just know it can't live up to my expectations.

>> No.10846054

>>10836296
Those backwards backslashes are triggering me man

>> No.10846105

>>10835976
I love smart tech, but this is fucking stupid.

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>2018
>no flying cars
>no hoverboards
>no self lacing nikes

but at least i can see how many eggs are in my fridge from mars orbit.

>> No.10847440

>>10836317
when i was in college this "internet of things" shit was just taking off from being instructables tier "hook up a thermostat to some bluetooth speakers to control them w/ ur playlist!!" to actual consumer products, and it mostly looked retarded.

I'm glad to see I was mostly right and for how many of these products there are no one actually buys them and actual ~home automation~ types just DIY the shit and use it for much more reasonable stuff like scheduling when to turn heaters on and off, not fucking counting eggs or having a smart salt dispenser

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>>10836317
>>10847440
also forgot my image and to say that i cant wait to to ""hack"" retards' unsecured pepper shakers. i dont wanna choose a net navi though. choosing a net navi must be like choosing a fursona, character design is HARD

>> No.10847472

hahahahahahaha holy fuck its real
https://www.amazon.com/Quirky-Minder-Enabled-Smart-PEGGM-WH01/dp/B00GN92KQ4

>irelessly connects
somehow i doubt their app works without making me mad but w/e i'd like to see them try

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>>10847310
>>no hoverboards

we're getting there

>> No.10847499

>>10847479
>only works on special magnetic floors

>> No.10847512

>>10847499
that's only one model m8 and its from 2014. There are others if you look

>> No.10847519

>>10847479
I was so fucking pissed when the modern brand named "HoverBoard" came out and it was just a fucking segway without a handle like what the fuck why do people call it a hoverboard, it doesnt hover at all, it has incredibly obvious wheels

>>10847479
>>10847499
anyway there;s a water sport you can do where a water jet is attached to a board and you ride it around surfing on what is essentially an uncontrolled jet engine

>> No.10847670

>>10845862
Yeah, pretty much.

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>>10840220
>orgreenic

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>>10840715
right, along with all of your other germs too

>>10841073
pinching does not "lower your dexterity" your comment "lowered my intelligence"

>>10841411
because an extra dabble of soap on your sponge is SOOO HARD desu

>> No.10847788

>>10837768
>That dog's expression
kek. I love how animals actually have a lot of the same expressions as us.
Well, unless you're autistic and only know two emotions, but lets not get into details.

>> No.10847808

>>10840305
I can't even see the use as a mass sausage cooker for parties or something, because you're still better off with a normal grill.

>> No.10847826

>>10835886
>eggs
>ever going bad

I keep eggs over a month and they're fine.

>> No.10847835

>>10836039
the juicero was aparently really well produced. the components inside the machine are such high quality that it's obvious the company was clearly not making money on the machine.

>> No.10847868

>>10840180
yeah a more versitile coffee grinder is definitely a waste of money

>> No.10847932
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10847932

How about a smart wetter bottle that tells you when to drink?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/582920317/hidrateme-smart-water-bottle

>> No.10848005

Someone post the smart salt shaker that got hacked and turned into a cryptobot

>> No.10848304

>>10839917
And here I didn't think the george foreman style grill could get shittier

>> No.10848309

>>10840176
This actually looks alright, but there's no pricetag

>> No.10848329

>>10835920
I feel like it would be very easy to go through the vegetable and grind up your finger.

>> No.10848339

>>10835886
>it keeps track of how many eggs you have

What a time to be alive

>> No.10848361

>>10848329
Why would a piece of dull plastic do anything to your finger?

>> No.10848394

>>10845862
>doesn't know what a food desert is

>> No.10848402

>>10844522
You're welcome for the US subsidized military that allows you such programs.

>> No.10848565

>>10847771
Stop consuming soy.

>> No.10848592

>>10844522
>look everyone I have the demon atheist socialised medicine 'cause I defend Israel and oil corporations and you get to have rotten teeth
Good goy!

>> No.10848821

>>10835781
T H E E G G C H A R G E R

>> No.10848851

>>10847771
>right, along with all of your other germs too
why are there germs on your hands?

Wash your hands before you eat you dumb fuck

>> No.10848903

>>10835781

Heck, if your egg doesn't have bluetooth then go back to the stone age, luddite.

>> No.10848943

>>10848851
>why are there germs on your hands?
Because there are germs everywhere and they are nearly impossible to get rid of.

>>wash your hands before you eat
Obviously. But you don't honestly think that makes your hands germ-free, do you? Fuck, even a full-on surgical scrub with hospital grade antimicrobial soap doesn't get all the germs off your hands.

>> No.10849005

>>10847771
>because an extra dabble of soap on your sponge is SOOO hard
because an extra dabble of soap on your hands is SOOO hard. rubbing your hands together under a faucet for 30 seconds takes less time than trying to get oil off of plastic for a minute, you'd probably use less expensive soap, you don't have to carry retarded dirty finger forks home if you're eating out, and you didn't have to pay 3.99 just to look like a fag. imagine anon having wings with some buddies and he pulls those fucking things out

>> No.10849118

>>10842458
>>He's never been to japan

>> No.10849175

>>10840243
this some white people shit

>> No.10849872

>>10835781
https://www.razer.com/gaming-accessories/razer-chroma-mug

>> No.10849895

>>10848943
>Because there are germs everywhere and they are nearly impossible to get rid of.
There is as much germs in the food you are eating as there is in your hands, retaded

>> No.10850015

>>10835920
nice now i can put my cock in them

>> No.10851032

>>10836018
kek how else would I know

>> No.10851049

>>10840176
I miss watching these being home sick from school

>> No.10852911

>>10846054
are you retarded?