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10833264 No.10833264 [Reply] [Original]

A friend of mine is coming over and bringing his gf for the first time.
I've never cooked for a woman before, what do they like? What should I make?

>> No.10833278

make man food. test her character.

>> No.10833283

>being friends with normies

>> No.10833286

>>10833278
but what do men eat besides pizza, burgers, and pussy?

>> No.10833300

>>10833264

you should get a bottle or two of wine. all types of women like that.

>> No.10833307

>>10833286
sounds like a good night, go with that

>> No.10833331

Why don't you ask your friend what they both like? Retard.

>> No.10833334

Make an easy pasta dish or salad with grilled chicken, or something. Keep it simple stupid.

>> No.10833350

pesto alfredo

>> No.10833360

Baked Alaskan

>> No.10833695

Gazpacho

>> No.10833698

subtle cuckpost, OP. we need more of this kind of shitposting around here

>> No.10833724

>>10833264
Hamburgers helper, pizza, onion rings, burger sliders...

Women like food for children.

>> No.10833727
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>>10833264
I know nothing of this woman.

Make a manly salad seafood salad. It will please everyone regardless of region or gender. Pictured is turnip greens, haddock, yukon golds that were cooked cooled sauteed then cooled again for the salad, and a tarragon mustard peppercorn dressing.

Feel free to be creative I was just using what I had on hand.

>> No.10833735

>>10833727
Fuck I apologize, I didn't saute those. I'm toasted right now lol. Why the fuck would I do that.

>> No.10833759

>>10833264
Make whatever you were planning on making. She's a guest in your house so even if she didn't like it she wouldn't bring it up because that would be really rude.

>> No.10833839

>>10833759
I just want everyone to have a fun time. I already chose an anime and cleaned my vaporizer, now I just need to find a good dish.

>> No.10833840

It's a little known fact that women can only digest yogurt, glitter, and pony stickers, OP. Just mix some up in a bowl and serve it to her.

>> No.10833864

>>10833840
>feeding your female pony stickers past the age of 14
I hope you enjoy paying for those expensive medications and surgeries. Best start weening them with kitties before taking them off. Glitter is fine for a while longer, but once they're on it past their early-twenties they're on it for life.

You ever notice the amount of glitter you see in a strip club or on hookers? Yeah.

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10833980

I would make steak for the men, and just throw a can of speghettios in a bowl and place it on the floor next to the table.
If she tries to join the men's table, politely, yet firmly scream in her face until she is back onthe floor. be a good host and instantly forgive your friend's insistance of an apology.

>> No.10834000

>>10833264
women are all whores and they need to eat what they're told to eat and that means my dick and not food ever

>> No.10834008

>>10833264
Roasties like fatty and sugary foods.