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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:16:47 2018 No.10825562 [Reply] [Original]

*Seinfeld theme plays*
*Pulls up*
>Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Car starts rolling forward because the drive thru is on a slope, hit the brakes*
>High welcome to how may I take your order
>Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 McChickens, ketchup only, 2 large cokes no ice and uhhhhhh
>Will that be all for you today
>And a 10 piece chicken mcnugget
*Car starts rolling forward again*
*Hit brakes*
>You can get a 20 piece for the same price, would you like to do that
>No
>Alright you're totally is going to be $11.68 at the sec
*Drive up*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:18:47 2018 No.10825571 File: 104 KB, 620x620, 54E409E5-910A-4ACB-AB06-AE0C12EE6B11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825562

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:24:18 2018 No.10825593 >>10825571 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:25:33 2018 No.10825600 >>10825562 Why wouldn't you just put it in park. Or hold your foot down on the brake?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:30:10 2018 No.10825623 >>10825593 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:39:09 2018 No.10825660 File: 48 KB, 640x640, 1522357323034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825571

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:48:13 2018 No.10825700 >>10825593 newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 01:04:58 2018 No.10825780 I had a Daily Double (R) sandwich yesterday. I now consider it to be the second best fast food sandwich, after the one and only McChicken (TM).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 01:19:58 2018 No.10825821 >>10825562 >2 large cokes no ice What kind of obese motherfucker are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 01:44:23 2018 No.10825890 File: 251 KB, 500x375, 1387244977221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825821 >doesn't get the Costanza reference gonna assume you've never watched a Seinfeld episode before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 02:11:44 2018 No.10825952 >>10825890 >boomer show Eww

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 02:17:37 2018 No.10825968 >>10825660 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 02:18:49 2018 No.10825971 File: 31 KB, 128x125, laughing emoji.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825562 >You can get a 20 piece for the same price, would you like to do that >No

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 02:28:10 2018 No.10825986 File: 37 KB, 500x500, 1518048863566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825593 Ah yes it's not like that was a McDonald's mascot from before you were born, nope just let alt right may may.

Anonymous Thu Jun 28 03:04:00 2018 No.10826082
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>walk Taco Bell
>guy behind the counter says "Hi welcome back to Taco Bell"
>I say "Thanks Tom I will have a number 6"
>sit by window to watch my bike
>My food comes out so quickly even Tom is impressed
>take it to go and eat in the local church's forest property

Anonymous Thu Jun 28 03:44:36 2018 No.10826194

>>10826082
>walk Papa's Domi knows
>guy behind the counter says "Hi welcome back to The Village"
>I say "Thanks Patrick you are number 6"
>he says "who are you?"
>tfw he doesn't know I'm number 2
>sit by the window and wonder who is number 1
>my information comes out so quickly number 6 accepts his digit

Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:42:42 2018 No.10826771
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Have not had fast food... or gone to a drive through.. in 2 years.

Feels good. no wonder i lost 60 lbs. But now all my pants are too big!

tfw im a 23 yr old boomer who cant go to drive thrus no more because its full of young highschool kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 10:33:06 2018 No.10827064 >>10826194 >I AM NOT A NUMBER >I AM A FREE MAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 10:44:00 2018 No.10827094 >>10825562 >im sorry sir we're waiting on your cokes, could I get you to pull up to the #3 parking spot over there? we'll bring it right out to you o-okay..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 10:52:51 2018 No.10827123 >>10825593 >posts a McDonald's mascot >it's not even racist moonman edit >never mentions /pol/ I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 10:53:19 2018 No.10827125 >>10827064 Very good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 10:54:35 2018 No.10827136 File: 34 KB, 600x600, 1300044776986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825890 Will we ever get a meme more perfect than costanza.jpg?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 11:03:17 2018 No.10827162 File: 75 KB, 500x282, raw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10827136 MILHOUSE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 11:25:44 2018 No.10827254 >>10825952 Sorry I don't watch tosh.0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 11:42:20 2018 No.10827366 >>10827162 Reeee

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:00:45 2018 No.10828518 Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:04:05 2018 No.10828532 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1512917941121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10827136 sadfrog.png is still best meme to date. fight me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:07:13 2018 No.10828546 File: 258 KB, 625x343, singingcashier.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825562 >ketchup only 𝅘𝅥𝅮 We only have 'vark sauce, is that okay sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 18:42:58 2018 No.10828992 File: 103 KB, 380x349, snap boomer sip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10827136 The future is now, Anon

Anonymous Thu Jun 28 19:00:44 2018 No.10829078
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>>10825562
>I want two cheeseburgers and I want pickles and ketchup on em AND DON'T LOAD IT UP WITH A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT!
>Okay sir you want two cheeseburgers just pickles and ketchup anything else sir?
> Ya I want a biggie fries and some SHIT to DRINK!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 19:02:59 2018 No.10829083 >>10825571 The theme is pretty catchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 19:03:38 2018 No.10829085 File: 77 KB, 1000x570, mcdonald-s-office.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10829078 >I'm sorry sir, but we're out of 'chup. Is 'vark ok? I have an extra bottle in my purse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 19:03:57 2018 No.10829088 >>10829078 did you know 'wacky dad' died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 19:21:29 2018 No.10829157 >>10829085 Memes aside, one time a McDonalds unironically ran out of ketchup and walked across the parking lot to buy some from the grocery store I worked at They bought like the natural sugar heinz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:47:53 2018 No.10829547 File: 326 KB, 1280x720, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825890 >watching seinfeld Frasier is superior in every way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:49:56 2018 No.10829554 >>10827162 milhouse is not a meme lmaoooo this website has ruined my life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:50:29 2018 No.10829555 >>10829547 If I wanted to watch two middle aged gay men argue while a dog shits on the carpet I would just go downstairs and visit my dads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:53:21 2018 No.10829562 File: 22 KB, 456x445, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10829555 >he thinks Niles "Pussy Crusher" Crane is gay lmfaoing at your life kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:58:18 2018 No.10829589 >tfw there will never be a restaurant that only serves McChickens, crab legs, Monster Ultra and 'vark sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:58:50 2018 No.10829596 >>10829157 >natural sugar heinz What is this, like the ketchup version of Mexican Coca Cola?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 20:59:52 2018 No.10829604 >>10829547 Shut up Babish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 21:25:24 2018 No.10829728 File: 1.63 MB, 2560x1440, Screenshot_2018-06-28-18-25-00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seinfeld theme plays girlfriend comes to me takes vark out of her purse and throws it on me https://youtu.be/6G8YCM0pGfU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:40:52 2018 No.10830332 >>10827162 no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:44:13 2018 No.10830345 >>10825562 >Jerry why didn't you get the 20 piece nuggets?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:50:10 2018 No.10830368 >>10828546 >no s-sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 00:13:58 2018 No.10830455 >>10829728 Based fecesbagger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 00:32:10 2018 No.10830523 File: 3.99 MB, 320x240, ComfyGeorge.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw ice cold beverages are within arms reach

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 00:39:05 2018 No.10830542 >>10829547 I Like both for different reasons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 11:15:32 2018 No.10831890 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 11:41:00 2018 No.10831993 >>10831890 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 12:05:10 2018 No.10832080 >>10829547 go pound sand you 35 year old boomer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 13:41:18 2018 No.10832436 >>10825890 >>10829547 >2018 >watching tv shows Time to retire boomers. We get our comedy from pewdiepie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 13:41:59 2018 No.10832437 >>10829547 Cheers was better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:14:04 2018 No.10832561 >>10825593 >>>>/pol/ Yikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:21:41 2018 No.10832597 >>10827162 Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:22:45 2018 No.10832601 >>10829088 His name was "tourettes guy" and no he's alive and well

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:23:48 2018 No.10832609 >>10832437 Incredible how wrong you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:29:03 2018 No.10832634 I don’t understand why mods don’t just delete these fucking faggot threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:57:44 2018 No.10832759 >>10832634 >I want content curated for me by other people How about you go to reddit and fuck off. Ignore the thread or hide it instead of writing a blog post victimizing yourself

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