Chipotle adding avocado toast and milkshakes to lure back customers

[Anonymous No.10822978]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/22/investing/chipotle-new-menu-items/index.html

>Chipotle also has high hopes for the avocado tostadas, dubbing them "the Chipotle version of avocado toast."

Please come back to Chipotle! Forget about that one E.coli outbreak we had!

[Anonymous No.10822987]

I never stopped eating Chipotle. Only soyboys go through life terrified of food getting them sick.

[Anonymous No.10822990]

>>10822987
Doesn't seem to have hurt them too much around here. Their lines are retarded long.

[Anonymous No.10823003]

>>10822987
Only children, the elderly, and HIV ridden fags get sick from vegetables. It's really sad.

[Anonymous No.10823015]

>>10822978
It doesn't help that their meats come precooked to the store to avoid ebola.

[Anonymous No.10823579]

>>10823015
they cook the chicken right where you can see them doing it

[Anonymous No.10823583]

>>10823003
>that 30 year old boomer that gets sick from chipotle

[Anonymous No.10823765]

>I am okay with literally eating shit

As expected of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.10823773]

Nice, a new vegan menu item hopefully

[Anonymous No.10824113]

I barely go there because now they burn the fuck out of the chicken to protect me. So every few bites is tainted with charcoal.

This sounds good tho.

[Anonymous No.10824124]

>>10822978
Chipotle is amazing for making Mexican food taste bland

[Anonymous No.10824127]

>>10824113
Sucks to hear that. All the Chipotles around me have juicy as fuck meat and the employees give no shits about handing out 50% extra portions for free. Think I'll head to one here in a minute matter of fuckin fact. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.10825110]

>>10822987
>eats at chipotle
>isn't a soyboy

[Anonymous No.10825128]

>>10822987
Soyboys don't worry about that because we don't eat meat.

[Anonymous No.10825131]

>>10822978
>ecoli outbreak
>one
they had like 20, fucks had such a shitty (literally) supply chain for years

[Anonymous No.10825133]

>>10822978
How about instead of this shit you give free chips and salsa?

Also
>stop fucking up with the rice
>yes I want more beans
>why do I have to do half and half for any kind of ample meat sizes anymore
>stop fucking giving me salad amounts of lettuce
>when I ask for hot sauce please fill the dumb ladle thing
>fix the fajitas toppings

[Anonymous No.10825187]

>>10822978
>go to chipotle
>prices raised again
>Almost order a burrito but realize I'll get basically smaller portions of everything, get the bowl instead
>Want chicken only but without doing 50/50 the meat portions are thin
>try to get a little rice, get a shit load instead
>few topping offerings so add the fajita veggies, add black beans
>ask for one of each salsa's because I want at least some flavor to overtake the amount rice
>get to lettuce and cheese, get a mountain of lettuce and a dusting of cheese
>"sour cream" goop and guac is there
>guac is extra like 2 bucks for a small scoop
>"want chips and salsa with that anon?"
>sure
>don't know they are 2.49
>get drink as well
>total comes out to almost 15 bucks

Might as well go to any other mexican place, or an actual mexican place

[Anonymous No.10825293]

Shake looks kinda good

[Anonymous No.10825294]

That mom and pop, even Qdobe is better than Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.10825433]

There are lots of burrito places that are overall better than Chipotle, especially in value and variety. They're going to need more than a gimmicky menu item if they want to compete.

[Anonymous No.10825442]

>>10823579
Wrong. It doesn't come in raw, they basically sear the outside and reheat it.

[Anonymous No.10825620]

Chipotle sucks, but so does beaner food.

[Anonymous No.10825969]

>>10825128
hey retard- the e coli was on the vegetables

[Anonymous No.10825979]

Chipotle is best post workout food. Prove me wrong cu/ck/s

[Anonymous No.10825996]

>>10825979
Yeah maybe if you consider 15 minutes at planet fitness a "workout" . Post workout meal for me is meat, eggs, and beans

[Anonymous No.10826031]

>>10822987
Soyboys eat at cuck leftwing establishments that want the the poncho hordes to replace Americans in their own country.

[Anonymous No.10826062]

I stopped eating at chipotle when I found out they were adding water to their tabasco sauce. I went to pour some out on my burrito and instead of drops it all just started gushing out. The viscosity was completely off. When I went to call the company and complain, they would absolutely refuse to hear what I had to say. They told me that all comments had to be written to them or some bullshit.
I was pissed off when I actually got a message back after I typed up an email. They said that "it wasn't their policy" to water down their tabasco but if the problem happened I just had to "ask for a new bottle." Can they even comprehend how they are adding water to those bottles? It's a little fucking hole, and what water are they adding to it? Fuck Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.10826066]

>>10824127
>the employees give no shits about handing out 50% extra portions for free

Oh Lord. I know this is trolling but I'll entertain everybody. Corporate comes around to weigh how much meat your're giving out in each serving compared to how many meals you've sold. I worked there.

[Anonymous No.10826069]

>>10826062
I should add that it was only at this one location in the town I moved to recently.

[Anonymous No.10826080]

>>10825442

when I worked at Chipotle the chicken most definitely came raw. It's marinated the night before it's cooked too. I worked prep and grill.

[Anonymous No.10827581]

>>10826031
"Americans" already replaced Americans in their own country